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On Tue, 10 Jan 2005 13:38:13, ~Matilda~ <tilly@REMOVEmail15.com> wrote in
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(_)-(_) My boobs page has an important message
hi nice site! there really are boobs here and only a few viruses. :-)
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On Thu, 27 Jan 2005 09:47:21 +0900, Hatchetmama
<hatchetmama@imabadlittlegirl.com> wrote in message
<t5egv0tg2ceqi9vrnhu74o3krsnctrgps3@4ax.com>:
On Wed, 26 Jan 2005 02:21:10 +0200, "Mel" <mel@atj.faq.com> wrote:
On Wed, 26 Jan 2005 06:18:05 +0900, Hatchetmama
On Tue, 25 Jan 2005 12:37:52 +0200, "Mel" <mel@atj.faq.com> wrote:
On Mon, 24 Jan 2005 23:46:03 -0900, "Vanilla Gorilla (Monkey Boy)"
On Tue, 25 Jan 2005 15:55:24 +0900, Hatchetmama
What if I had someone give it to him up the arse?
Unless you're using "someone" in some rare plural sense, you will need
to do some recalculating.
he's saying that he wants to be anally raped by multiple handicapped
persons.
It *did* get his attention.
oh sure. he used to regale us often with tales of his life in Alaska - he
enjoys smoking cuts of meat, it's one of the highlights of his existence -
until i made fun of that once too often. now he's just an angry buoy
(pronounced boy), bopping along in the septic tank that is atj.
I think I enjoy the Angry Monkey Boy more than I would tales of
Alaska.
well they were quite tame stories. vg hasn't led the decadent life that i
have.
i just can't work up any excitement for smoking cuts of meat.
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27 Jan 2005 12:10:01 AM |
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"Mel" <mel@atj.fag.com> wrote in message
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On Thu, 27 Jan 2005 09:47:21 +0900, Hatchetmama
<hatchetmama@imabadlittlegirl.com> wrote in message
<t5egv0tg2ceqi9vrnhu74o3krsnctrgps3@4ax.com>:
On Wed, 26 Jan 2005 02:21:10 +0200, "Mel" <mel@atj.fag.com> wrote:
On Wed, 26 Jan 2005 06:18:05 +0900, Hatchetmama
On Tue, 25 Jan 2005 12:37:52 +0200, "Mel" <mel@atj.fag.com> wrote:
On Mon, 24 Jan 2005 23:46:03 -0900, "Vanilla Gorilla (Monkey Boy)"
On Tue, 25 Jan 2005 15:55:24 +0900, Hatchetmama
What if I had someone give it to him up the arse?
Unless you're using "someone" in some rare plural sense, you will need
to do some recalculating.
he's saying that he wants to be anally raped by multiple handicapped
persons.
It *did* get his attention.
oh sure. he used to regale us often with tales of his life in Alaska - he
enjoys smoking cuts of meat, it's one of the highlights of his
existence -
until i made fun of that once too often. now he's just an angry buoy
(pronounced boy), bopping along in the septic tank that is atj.
I think I enjoy the Angry Monkey Boy more than I would tales of
Alaska.
well they were quite tame stories. vg hasn't led the decadent life that i
have.
i just can't work up any excitement for smoking cuts of meat.
the only way you get excited is when you molest a little kid fag boy.
Reasons it's great to be a guy
* Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. .
* A 5-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
* You don't have to monitor your friends' love lives.
* Your bathroom lines are 80% shorter.
* You can open all your own jars.
* Old friends don't care whether you've lost or gained weight.
* Dry cleaners and haircutters don't rob you blind.
* You don't have to lug a bag of useless stuff around everywhere you go.
* You can go to the bathroom without a support group.
* Your last name stays put. .
* If someone forgets to invite you to something, he or she can still be your
friend.
* If you're 34 and single, nobody even notices.
* Chocolate is just another snack.
* Flowers fix everything.
* You can wear a white shirt to a water park.
* Three pairs of shoes is more than enough.
* You can quietly watch a game with your buddy for hours without ever
thinking, "He must be mad at me."
* One mood, all the time.
* You never have to drive on to another gas station because this one's just
too dirty.
* Gray hair and wrinkles only add character.
* Wedding dress: $2,000; tuxedo rental: $75.
* You don't care if someone's talking about you behind your back.
* If you retain water, it's in a canteen.
* The remote control is yours and yours alone. .
* You can drop by to see a friend without having to bring a little gift. .
* Your pals can be trusted to never trap you with, "So... notice anything
different?"
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28 Jan 2005 04:16:33 PM |
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On Thu, 27 Jan 2005 07:01:20 +0200, "Mel" <mel@atj.faq.com> wrote:
On Thu, 27 Jan 2005 09:47:21 +0900, Hatchetmama
<hatchetmama@imabadlittlegirl.com> wrote in message
<t5egv0tg2ceqi9vrnhu74o3krsnctrgps3@4ax.com>:
On Wed, 26 Jan 2005 02:21:10 +0200, "Mel" <mel@atj.faq.com> wrote:
On Wed, 26 Jan 2005 06:18:05 +0900, Hatchetmama
On Tue, 25 Jan 2005 12:37:52 +0200, "Mel" <mel@atj.faq.com> wrote:
On Mon, 24 Jan 2005 23:46:03 -0900, "Vanilla Gorilla (Monkey Boy)"
On Tue, 25 Jan 2005 15:55:24 +0900, Hatchetmama
What if I had someone give it to him up the arse?
Unless you're using "someone" in some rare plural sense, you will need
to do some recalculating.
he's saying that he wants to be anally raped by multiple handicapped
persons.
It *did* get his attention.
oh sure. he used to regale us often with tales of his life in Alaska - he
enjoys smoking cuts of meat, it's one of the highlights of his existence -
until i made fun of that once too often. now he's just an angry buoy
(pronounced boy), bopping along in the septic tank that is atj.
I think I enjoy the Angry Monkey Boy more than I would tales of
Alaska.
well they were quite tame stories. vg hasn't led the decadent life that i
have.
i just can't work up any excitement for smoking cuts of meat.
I can think of some things to do with those cuts of meat after they're
smoked...
Other than that, you're right.
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mhm 34x19
Smeeter 41
WSD #39.3
SPA Oct02
UFtTA #01
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29 Jan 2005 08:25:52 AM |
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On Sat, 29 Jan 2005 07:16:33 +0900, Hatchetmama
<hatchetmama@imabadlittlegirl.com> wrote in message
<sdelv0t2kotfcbhh62848h94k9pfb82hut@4ax.com>:
On Thu, 27 Jan 2005 07:01:20 +0200, "Mel" <mel@atj.faq.com> wrote:
On Thu, 27 Jan 2005 09:47:21 +0900, Hatchetmama
On Wed, 26 Jan 2005 02:21:10 +0200, "Mel" <mel@atj.faq.com> wrote:
On Wed, 26 Jan 2005 06:18:05 +0900, Hatchetmama
On Tue, 25 Jan 2005 12:37:52 +0200, "Mel" <mel@atj.faq.com> wrote:
On Mon, 24 Jan 2005 23:46:03 -0900, "Vanilla Gorilla (Monkey Boy)"
On Tue, 25 Jan 2005 15:55:24 +0900, Hatchetmama
What if I had someone give it to him up the arse?
Unless you're using "someone" in some rare plural sense, you will need
to do some recalculating.
he's saying that he wants to be anally raped by multiple handicapped
persons.
It *did* get his attention.
oh sure. he used to regale us often with tales of his life in Alaska - he
enjoys smoking cuts of meat, it's one of the highlights of his existence -
until i made fun of that once too often. now he's just an angry buoy
(pronounced boy), bopping along in the septic tank that is atj.
I think I enjoy the Angry Monkey Boy more than I would tales of
Alaska.
well they were quite tame stories. vg hasn't led the decadent life that i
have.
i just can't work up any excitement for smoking cuts of meat.
I can think of some things to do with those cuts of meat after they're
smoked...
sell them for drugs?
Other than that, you're right.
i usually am. <smug smile>
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Mel the Defiler
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29 Jan 2005 08:48:48 AM |
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"Mel" <mel@atj.fag.com> wrote in message
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On Sat, 29 Jan 2005 07:16:33 +0900, Hatchetmama
<hatchetmama@imabadlittlegirl.com> wrote in message
<sdelv0t2kotfcbhh62848h94k9pfb82hut@4ax.com>:
On Thu, 27 Jan 2005 07:01:20 +0200, "Mel" <mel@atj.fag.com> wrote:
On Thu, 27 Jan 2005 09:47:21 +0900, Hatchetmama
On Wed, 26 Jan 2005 02:21:10 +0200, "Mel" <mel@atj.fag.com> wrote:
On Wed, 26 Jan 2005 06:18:05 +0900, Hatchetmama
On Tue, 25 Jan 2005 12:37:52 +0200, "Mel" <mel@atj.fag.com> wrote:
On Mon, 24 Jan 2005 23:46:03 -0900, "Vanilla Gorilla (Monkey Boy)"
On Tue, 25 Jan 2005 15:55:24 +0900, Hatchetmama
What if I had someone give it to him up the arse?
Unless you're using "someone" in some rare plural sense, you will
need
to do some recalculating.
he's saying that he wants to be anally raped by multiple handicapped
persons.
It *did* get his attention.
oh sure. he used to regale us often with tales of his life in Alaska -
he
enjoys smoking cuts of meat, it's one of the highlights of his
existence -
until i made fun of that once too often. now he's just an angry buoy
(pronounced boy), bopping along in the septic tank that is atj.
I think I enjoy the Angry Monkey Boy more than I would tales of
Alaska.
well they were quite tame stories. vg hasn't led the decadent life that i
have.
i just can't work up any excitement for smoking cuts of meat.
I can think of some things to do with those cuts of meat after they're
smoked...
sell them for drugs?
Other than that, you're right.
i usually am. <smug smile>
you're always wrong and you know it fag boy.
Blind Pilots
One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial airliner are
seated waiting for the pilot to show up so they can get under way.
The pilot and copilot finally appear in the rear of the plane and begin
walking up to the cockpit through the center aisle. Both appear to be blind;
the pilot is using a white cane, bumping into passengers right and left as
he stumbles down the aisle. The copilot is using a guide dog. Both have
their eyes covered with sunglasses.
At first, the passengers do not react thinking that it must be some sort of
practical joke. After a few minutes though, the engines start revving, and
the airplane begins moving down the runway.
The passengers look at each other with some uneasiness. They start
whispering among themselves and look desperately to the stewardesses for
reassurance.
Yet, the plane starts accelerating rapidly, and people begin panicking. Some
passengers are praying, and as the plane gets closer and closer to the end
of the runway, the voices are becoming more and more hysterical.
When the plane has less than twenty feet of runway left, there is a sudden
change in the pitch of the shouts as everyone screams at once. At the very
last moment, the plane lifts off and is airborne.
Up in the cockpit, the copilot breathes a sigh of relief and tells the
pilot: "You know, one of these days the passengers aren't going to scream,
and we aren't going to know when to take off!"
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31 Jan 2005 06:44:39 PM |
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On Sat, 29 Jan 2005 16:25:52 +0200, "Mel" <mel@atj.faq.com> wrote:
On Sat, 29 Jan 2005 07:16:33 +0900, Hatchetmama
<hatchetmama@imabadlittlegirl.com> wrote in message
<sdelv0t2kotfcbhh62848h94k9pfb82hut@4ax.com>:
On Thu, 27 Jan 2005 07:01:20 +0200, "Mel" <mel@atj.faq.com> wrote:
On Thu, 27 Jan 2005 09:47:21 +0900, Hatchetmama
On Wed, 26 Jan 2005 02:21:10 +0200, "Mel" <mel@atj.faq.com> wrote:
On Wed, 26 Jan 2005 06:18:05 +0900, Hatchetmama
On Tue, 25 Jan 2005 12:37:52 +0200, "Mel" <mel@atj.faq.com> wrote:
On Mon, 24 Jan 2005 23:46:03 -0900, "Vanilla Gorilla (Monkey Boy)"
On Tue, 25 Jan 2005 15:55:24 +0900, Hatchetmama
What if I had someone give it to him up the arse?
Unless you're using "someone" in some rare plural sense, you will need
to do some recalculating.
he's saying that he wants to be anally raped by multiple handicapped
persons.
It *did* get his attention.
oh sure. he used to regale us often with tales of his life in Alaska - he
enjoys smoking cuts of meat, it's one of the highlights of his existence -
until i made fun of that once too often. now he's just an angry buoy
(pronounced boy), bopping along in the septic tank that is atj.
I think I enjoy the Angry Monkey Boy more than I would tales of
Alaska.
well they were quite tame stories. vg hasn't led the decadent life that i
have.
i just can't work up any excitement for smoking cuts of meat.
I can think of some things to do with those cuts of meat after they're
smoked...
sell them for drugs?
What I was thinking, involved nekkidness..
But okay.
Other than that, you're right.
i usually am. <smug smile>
Thought so.
BTW, so am I.
So what happens if we're both right, but don't agree?
--
-HM
mhm 34x19
Smeeter 41
WSD #39.3
SPA Oct02
UFtTA #01
********stolen
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On Tue, 01 Feb 2005 09:44:39 +0900, Hatchetmama
<hatchetmama@imabadlittlegirl.com> wrote in message
<tagtv0hmsmi7h05qph3sldpv211fms5aru@4ax.com>:
On Sat, 29 Jan 2005 16:25:52 +0200, "Mel" <mel@atj.faq.com> wrote:
On Sat, 29 Jan 2005 07:16:33 +0900, Hatchetmama
On Thu, 27 Jan 2005 07:01:20 +0200, "Mel" <mel@atj.faq.com> wrote:
On Thu, 27 Jan 2005 09:47:21 +0900, Hatchetmama
On Wed, 26 Jan 2005 02:21:10 +0200, "Mel" <mel@atj.faq.com> wrote:
On Wed, 26 Jan 2005 06:18:05 +0900, Hatchetmama
On Tue, 25 Jan 2005 12:37:52 +0200, "Mel" <mel@atj.faq.com> wrote:
On Mon, 24 Jan 2005 23:46:03 -0900, "Vanilla Gorilla (Monkey Boy)"
On Tue, 25 Jan 2005 15:55:24 +0900, Hatchetmama
What if I had someone give it to him up the arse?
Unless you're using "someone" in some rare plural sense, you will need
to do some recalculating.
he's saying that he wants to be anally raped by multiple handicapped
persons.
It *did* get his attention.
oh sure. he used to regale us often with tales of his life in Alaska - he
enjoys smoking cuts of meat, it's one of the highlights of his existence -
until i made fun of that once too often. now he's just an angry buoy
(pronounced boy), bopping along in the septic tank that is atj.
I think I enjoy the Angry Monkey Boy more than I would tales of
Alaska.
well they were quite tame stories. vg hasn't led the decadent life that i
have.
i just can't work up any excitement for smoking cuts of meat.
I can think of some things to do with those cuts of meat after they're
smoked...
sell them for drugs?
What I was thinking, involved nekkidness..
But okay.
the meat should be naked.
Other than that, you're right.
i usually am. <smug smile>
Thought so.
BTW, so am I.
So what happens if we're both right, but don't agree?
either the universe implodes, or we're looking at the same thing from
different vantage points.
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smash yer modem, reboot, kill yerself
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webmaster of atjfaq.com
http://www.atjfaq.com/
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01 Feb 2005 07:24:43 PM |
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"Mel" <mel@atj.fag.com> wrote in message
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On Tue, 01 Feb 2005 09:44:39 +0900, Hatchetmama
<hatchetmama@imabadlittlegirl.com> wrote in message
<tagtv0hmsmi7h05qph3sldpv211fms5aru@4ax.com>:
On Sat, 29 Jan 2005 16:25:52 +0200, "Mel" <mel@atj.fag.com> wrote:
On Sat, 29 Jan 2005 07:16:33 +0900, Hatchetmama
On Thu, 27 Jan 2005 07:01:20 +0200, "Mel" <mel@atj.fag.com> wrote:
On Thu, 27 Jan 2005 09:47:21 +0900, Hatchetmama
On Wed, 26 Jan 2005 02:21:10 +0200, "Mel" <mel@atj.fag.com> wrote:
On Wed, 26 Jan 2005 06:18:05 +0900, Hatchetmama
On Tue, 25 Jan 2005 12:37:52 +0200, "Mel" <mel@atj.fag.com> wrote:
On Mon, 24 Jan 2005 23:46:03 -0900, "Vanilla Gorilla (Monkey Boy)"
On Tue, 25 Jan 2005 15:55:24 +0900, Hatchetmama
What if I had someone give it to him up the arse?
Unless you're using "someone" in some rare plural sense, you will
need
to do some recalculating.
he's saying that he wants to be anally raped by multiple
handicapped
persons.
It *did* get his attention.
oh sure. he used to regale us often with tales of his life in
Alaska - he
enjoys smoking cuts of meat, it's one of the highlights of his
existence -
until i made fun of that once too often. now he's just an angry buoy
(pronounced boy), bopping along in the septic tank that is atj.
I think I enjoy the Angry Monkey Boy more than I would tales of
Alaska.
well they were quite tame stories. vg hasn't led the decadent life that
i
have.
i just can't work up any excitement for smoking cuts of meat.
I can think of some things to do with those cuts of meat after they're
smoked...
sell them for drugs?
What I was thinking, involved nekkidness..
But okay.
the meat should be naked.
Other than that, you're right.
i usually am. <smug smile>
Thought so.
BTW, so am I.
So what happens if we're both right, but don't agree?
either the universe implodes, or we're looking at the same thing from
different vantage points.
trying to act like you have some smarts again fag boy?
Smartest Hair Color
Three dumb blondes were shipwrecked on a desert island. They came across a
magic lamp and a genie came out.
The genie said that he would grant them each a wish.The first blonde asked
to be made smart, the genie turned her into a brunette and she swam off the
island.
The second blonde asked to be even more smarter, so the genie turned her red
hair and she built a boat and sailed off the island.
The third blonde asked to be made the smartest, so the genie turned her into
a man and he walked onto the bridge, and off the island.
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25 Jan 2005 03:17:59 PM |
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On Mon, 24 Jan 2005 23:46:03 -0900, "Vanilla Gorilla (Monkey Boy)"
<vgorilla@pobox.alaska.net> wrote:
On Tue, 25 Jan 2005 15:55:24 +0900, Hatchetmama
<hatchetmama@imabadlittlegirl.com> wrote in alt.tasteless.jokes in
message <46rbv019d03nccdf31m1i0h0qg0rucp8kp@4ax.com>:
What if I had someone give it to him up the arse?
I know people that'll do it for me. In fact, I have volunteers.
Dude, you're dumb.
Unless you're using "someone" in some rare plural sense, you will need
to do some recalculating.
Not necessary.
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mhm 34x19
Smeeter 41
WSD #39.3
SPA Oct02
UFtTA #01
********stolen
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On Tue, 25 Jan 2005 15:55:24 +0900, Hatchetmama
<hatchetmama@imabadlittlegirl.com> wrote in message
<46rbv019d03nccdf31m1i0h0qg0rucp8kp@4ax.com>:
On Tue, 25 Jan 2005 06:26:44 +0200, "Mel" <mel@atj.faq.com> wrote:
On Tue, 25 Jan 2005 06:12:52 +0900, Hatchetmama
On Mon, 24 Jan 2005 15:11:32 +0200, "Mel" <mel@atj.faq.com> wrote:
On Mon, 24 Jan 2005 10:20:11 +0900, Hatchetmama
On Thu, 20 Jan 2005 14:45:32 +0200, "Mel" <mel@atj.faq.com> wrote:
On Thu, 20 Jan 2005 19:16:15 +0900, Hatchetmama
On Wed, 19 Jan 2005 20:24:26 -0900, "Vanilla Gorilla (Monkey Boy)"
On Thu, 20 Jan 2005 10:19:33 +0900, Hatchetmama
On Tue, 18 Jan 2005 19:25:39 -0900, "Vanilla Gorilla (Monkey Boy)"
On Wed, 19 Jan 2005 06:26:08 +0900, Hatchetmama
That's sad and I'm sorry they did that to you, but knowing of a few of
the posters there, it figures.
He got "slammed", because he was being a *****, surprise, surprise.
No surprises there. It's how he can be. I can accept that. Why can't
you?
This is arna. You know, recovery, forgiveness, all that?
Notice I didn't say "acting like a *****". That was intentional.
My, aren't you the rude one?
Unpleasant truths are often mistaken for rudeness.
PPOR.
post proof or recant?
well, yes.
Or Post proof or Retract.
same diff.
vg doesn't give a *****.
Obviously.
And I'm taking it as a retraction.
vg doesn't care how you take it. you could take it up the ***** and he
wouldn't bat an eyelid.
What if I had someone give it to him up the arse?
Still no?
is he handicapped?
the thing that gets vg going is the handicapped. if you were to pose naked
in a wheelchair, he'd show you more interest.
That's all good though, I wasn't really looking for monkey-boys
attention. But still, interesting thought.
i'd give it more thought.
wherever the handicapped are, vg is out there with a camera, waiting.
Wow. That's kinda... ew.
they haven't invented the support group for that kind of problem yet.
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25 Jan 2005 09:38:14 PM |
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"Mel" <mel@atj.fag.com> wrote in message
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On Tue, 25 Jan 2005 15:55:24 +0900, Hatchetmama
<hatchetmama@imabadlittlegirl.com> wrote in message
<46rbv019d03nccdf31m1i0h0qg0rucp8kp@4ax.com>:
On Tue, 25 Jan 2005 06:26:44 +0200, "Mel" <mel@atj.fag.com> wrote:
On Tue, 25 Jan 2005 06:12:52 +0900, Hatchetmama
On Mon, 24 Jan 2005 15:11:32 +0200, "Mel" <mel@atj.fag.com> wrote:
On Mon, 24 Jan 2005 10:20:11 +0900, Hatchetmama
On Thu, 20 Jan 2005 14:45:32 +0200, "Mel" <mel@atj.fag.com> wrote:
On Thu, 20 Jan 2005 19:16:15 +0900, Hatchetmama
On Wed, 19 Jan 2005 20:24:26 -0900, "Vanilla Gorilla (Monkey Boy)"
On Thu, 20 Jan 2005 10:19:33 +0900, Hatchetmama
On Tue, 18 Jan 2005 19:25:39 -0900, "Vanilla Gorilla (Monkey Boy)"
On Wed, 19 Jan 2005 06:26:08 +0900, Hatchetmama
That's sad and I'm sorry they did that to you, but knowing of a
few of
the posters there, it figures.
He got "slammed", because he was being a *****, surprise,
surprise.
No surprises there. It's how he can be. I can accept that. Why
can't
you?
This is arna. You know, recovery, forgiveness, all that?
Notice I didn't say "acting like a *****". That was
intentional.
My, aren't you the rude one?
Unpleasant truths are often mistaken for rudeness.
PPOR.
post proof or recant?
well, yes.
Or Post proof or Retract.
same diff.
vg doesn't give a *****.
Obviously.
And I'm taking it as a retraction.
vg doesn't care how you take it. you could take it up the ***** and he
wouldn't bat an eyelid.
What if I had someone give it to him up the arse?
Still no?
is he handicapped?
the thing that gets vg going is the handicapped. if you were to pose
naked
in a wheelchair, he'd show you more interest.
That's all good though, I wasn't really looking for monkey-boys
attention. But still, interesting thought.
i'd give it more thought.
wherever the handicapped are, vg is out there with a camera, waiting.
Wow. That's kinda... ew.
they haven't invented the support group for that kind of problem yet.
you gonna make one up so you can rip off more people fag boy?
At a recent computer expo, Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer
industry with the auto industry and stated: "If GM had kept up with
technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving
twenty-five dollar cars that got 1000 miles to the gallon."
In response to Bill's comments, General Motors issued a press release
stating that if GM had developed technology like Microsoft, we would all be
driving cars with the following characteristics:
1. For no reason whatsoever your car would crash twice a day.
2. Every time they repainted the lines on the road you would have to buy a
new car.
3. Only one person at a time could use the car, unless you bought "CarNT" or
"CarXP." But then you would have to buy more seats.
4. Macintosh would make a car that was powered by the sun, reliable, five
times as fast, and twice as easy to drive, but would only run on five per
cent of the roads.
5. The oil, water temperature and alternator warning lights would be
replaced by a single "general car default" warning light.
6. New seats would force everyone to have the same size butt.
7. The airbag system would say "Are you sure?" before going off.
8. Occasionally for no reason whatsoever, your car would lock you out and
refuse to let you in until you simultaneously lifted the door handle, turned
the key, and grab hold of the radio antenna.
9. Every time GM introduced a new model car buyers would have to learn how
to drive all over again because none of the controls would operate in the
same manner as the old car.
10. You'd press the "start" button to shut off the engine.
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smash yer modem, reboot, kill yerself
Mel the Defiler
member, ATJ regs
webmaster of atjfag.com
http://www.atjfag.com/
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25 Jan 2005 03:18:36 PM |
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On Tue, 25 Jan 2005 12:37:51 +0200, "Mel" <mel@atj.faq.com> wrote:
On Tue, 25 Jan 2005 15:55:24 +0900, Hatchetmama
<hatchetmama@imabadlittlegirl.com> wrote in message
<46rbv019d03nccdf31m1i0h0qg0rucp8kp@4ax.com>:
On Tue, 25 Jan 2005 06:26:44 +0200, "Mel" <mel@atj.faq.com> wrote:
On Tue, 25 Jan 2005 06:12:52 +0900, Hatchetmama
On Mon, 24 Jan 2005 15:11:32 +0200, "Mel" <mel@atj.faq.com> wrote:
On Mon, 24 Jan 2005 10:20:11 +0900, Hatchetmama
On Thu, 20 Jan 2005 14:45:32 +0200, "Mel" <mel@atj.faq.com> wrote:
On Thu, 20 Jan 2005 19:16:15 +0900, Hatchetmama
On Wed, 19 Jan 2005 20:24:26 -0900, "Vanilla Gorilla (Monkey Boy)"
On Thu, 20 Jan 2005 10:19:33 +0900, Hatchetmama
On Tue, 18 Jan 2005 19:25:39 -0900, "Vanilla Gorilla (Monkey Boy)"
On Wed, 19 Jan 2005 06:26:08 +0900, Hatchetmama
That's sad and I'm sorry they did that to you, but knowing of a few of
the posters there, it figures.
He got "slammed", because he was being a *****, surprise, surprise.
No surprises there. It's how he can be. I can accept that. Why can't
you?
This is arna. You know, recovery, forgiveness, all that?
Notice I didn't say "acting like a *****". That was intentional.
My, aren't you the rude one?
Unpleasant truths are often mistaken for rudeness.
PPOR.
post proof or recant?
well, yes.
Or Post proof or Retract.
same diff.
vg doesn't give a *****.
Obviously.
And I'm taking it as a retraction.
vg doesn't care how you take it. you could take it up the ***** and he
wouldn't bat an eyelid.
What if I had someone give it to him up the arse?
Still no?
is he handicapped?
The volunteers I have are mostly soldiers that haven't had any for
awhile. So, no.
the thing that gets vg going is the handicapped. if you were to pose naked
in a wheelchair, he'd show you more interest.
That's all good though, I wasn't really looking for monkey-boys
attention. But still, interesting thought.
i'd give it more thought.
And leave out the monkey boy bit?
wherever the handicapped are, vg is out there with a camera, waiting.
Wow. That's kinda... ew.
they haven't invented the support group for that kind of problem yet.
If we felt enough for him, we could do that.
If only.
--
-HM
mhm 34x19
Smeeter 41
WSD #39.3
SPA Oct02
UFtTA #01
********stolen
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25 Jan 2005 06:21:12 PM |
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On Wed, 26 Jan 2005 06:18:36 +0900, Hatchetmama
<hatchetmama@imabadlittlegirl.com> wrote in message
<37ddv0pv56gkmnts6kgi1eaufs82ja8hev@4ax.com>:
On Tue, 25 Jan 2005 12:37:51 +0200, "Mel" <mel@atj.faq.com> wrote:
On Tue, 25 Jan 2005 15:55:24 +0900, Hatchetmama
On Tue, 25 Jan 2005 06:26:44 +0200, "Mel" <mel@atj.faq.com> wrote:
On Tue, 25 Jan 2005 06:12:52 +0900, Hatchetmama
On Mon, 24 Jan 2005 15:11:32 +0200, "Mel" <mel@atj.faq.com> wrote:
On Mon, 24 Jan 2005 10:20:11 +0900, Hatchetmama
On Thu, 20 Jan 2005 14:45:32 +0200, "Mel" <mel@atj.faq.com> wrote:
On Thu, 20 Jan 2005 19:16:15 +0900, Hatchetmama
On Wed, 19 Jan 2005 20:24:26 -0900, "Vanilla Gorilla (Monkey Boy)"
On Thu, 20 Jan 2005 10:19:33 +0900, Hatchetmama
On Tue, 18 Jan 2005 19:25:39 -0900, "Vanilla Gorilla (Monkey Boy)"
On Wed, 19 Jan 2005 06:26:08 +0900, Hatchetmama
That's sad and I'm sorry they did that to you, but knowing of a few of
the posters there, it figures.
He got "slammed", because he was being a *****, surprise, surprise.
No surprises there. It's how he can be. I can accept that. Why can't
you?
This is arna. You know, recovery, forgiveness, all that?
Notice I didn't say "acting like a *****". That was intentional.
My, aren't you the rude one?
Unpleasant truths are often mistaken for rudeness.
PPOR.
post proof or recant?
well, yes.
Or Post proof or Retract.
same diff.
vg doesn't give a *****.
Obviously.
And I'm taking it as a retraction.
vg doesn't care how you take it. you could take it up the ***** and he
wouldn't bat an eyelid.
What if I had someone give it to him up the arse?
Still no?
is he handicapped?
The volunteers I have are mostly soldiers that haven't had any for
awhile. So, no.
they could be handicapped. soldiers often are.
the thing that gets vg going is the handicapped. if you were to pose naked
in a wheelchair, he'd show you more interest.
That's all good though, I wasn't really looking for monkey-boys
attention. But still, interesting thought.
i'd give it more thought.
And leave out the monkey boy bit?
he might become upset and say that he doesn't give a *****.
wherever the handicapped are, vg is out there with a camera, waiting.
Wow. That's kinda... ew.
they haven't invented the support group for that kind of problem yet.
If we felt enough for him, we could do that. If only.
well i'm planning on starting a web site to "help" hopeless drug addicts.
first lesson - how to self-euthanase. i guess i could throw one up for vg
too.
--
smash yer modem, reboot, kill yerself
Mel the Defiler
member, ATJ regs
webmaster of atjfaq.com
http://www.atjfaq.com/
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| User: "Me1" |
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| Title: Re: Wanna see my boobs? - |
25 Jan 2005 09:39:16 PM |
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"Mel" <mel@atj.fag.com> wrote in message
news:b4mdv09ufc989p6ro60ta038og00q9vgo3@4ax.com...
On Wed, 26 Jan 2005 06:18:36 +0900, Hatchetmama
<hatchetmama@imabadlittlegirl.com> wrote in message
<37ddv0pv56gkmnts6kgi1eaufs82ja8hev@4ax.com>:
On Tue, 25 Jan 2005 12:37:51 +0200, "Mel" <mel@atj.fag.com> wrote:
On Tue, 25 Jan 2005 15:55:24 +0900, Hatchetmama
On Tue, 25 Jan 2005 06:26:44 +0200, "Mel" <mel@atj.fag.com> wrote:
On Tue, 25 Jan 2005 06:12:52 +0900, Hatchetmama
On Mon, 24 Jan 2005 15:11:32 +0200, "Mel" <mel@atj.fag.com> wrote:
On Mon, 24 Jan 2005 10:20:11 +0900, Hatchetmama
On Thu, 20 Jan 2005 14:45:32 +0200, "Mel" <mel@atj.fag.com> wrote:
On Thu, 20 Jan 2005 19:16:15 +0900, Hatchetmama
On Wed, 19 Jan 2005 20:24:26 -0900, "Vanilla Gorilla (Monkey Boy)"
On Thu, 20 Jan 2005 10:19:33 +0900, Hatchetmama
On Tue, 18 Jan 2005 19:25:39 -0900, "Vanilla Gorilla (Monkey
Boy)"
On Wed, 19 Jan 2005 06:26:08 +0900, Hatchetmama
That's sad and I'm sorry they did that to you, but knowing of
a few of
the posters there, it figures.
He got "slammed", because he was being a *****, surprise,
surprise.
No surprises there. It's how he can be. I can accept that. Why
can't
you?
This is arna. You know, recovery, forgiveness, all that?
Notice I didn't say "acting like a *****". That was
intentional.
My, aren't you the rude one?
Unpleasant truths are often mistaken for rudeness.
PPOR.
post proof or recant?
well, yes.
Or Post proof or Retract.
same diff.
vg doesn't give a *****.
Obviously.
And I'm taking it as a retraction.
vg doesn't care how you take it. you could take it up the ***** and he
wouldn't bat an eyelid.
What if I had someone give it to him up the arse?
Still no?
is he handicapped?
The volunteers I have are mostly soldiers that haven't had any for
awhile. So, no.
they could be handicapped. soldiers often are.
the thing that gets vg going is the handicapped. if you were to pose
naked
in a wheelchair, he'd show you more interest.
That's all good though, I wasn't really looking for monkey-boys
attention. But still, interesting thought.
i'd give it more thought.
And leave out the monkey boy bit?
he might become upset and say that he doesn't give a *****.
wherever the handicapped are, vg is out there with a camera, waiting.
Wow. That's kinda... ew.
they haven't invented the support group for that kind of problem yet.
If we felt enough for him, we could do that. If only.
well i'm planning on starting a web site to "help" hopeless drug addicts.
first lesson - how to self-euthanase. i guess i could throw one up for vg
too.
you gonna go puke again fag boy?
At a recent computer expo, Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer
industry with the auto industry and stated: "If GM had kept up with
technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving
twenty-five dollar cars that got 1000 miles to the gallon."
In response to Bill's comments, General Motors issued a press release
stating that if GM had developed technology like Microsoft, we would all be
driving cars with the following characteristics:
1. For no reason whatsoever your car would crash twice a day.
2. Every time they repainted the lines on the road you would have to buy a
new car.
3. Only one person at a time could use the car, unless you bought "CarNT" or
"CarXP." But then you would have to buy more seats.
4. Macintosh would make a car that was powered by the sun, reliable, five
times as fast, and twice as easy to drive, but would only run on five per
cent of the roads.
5. The oil, water temperature and alternator warning lights would be
replaced by a single "general car default" warning light.
6. New seats would force everyone to have the same size butt.
7. The airbag system would say "Are you sure?" before going off.
8. Occasionally for no reason whatsoever, your car would lock you out and
refuse to let you in until you simultaneously lifted the door handle, turned
the key, and grab hold of the radio antenna.
9. Every time GM introduced a new model car buyers would have to learn how
to drive all over again because none of the controls would operate in the
same manner as the old car.
10. You'd press the "start" button to shut off the engine.
--
smash yer modem, reboot, kill yerself
Mel the Defiler
member, ATJ regs
webmaster of atjfag.com
http://www.atjfag.com/
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| User: "Hatchetmama" |
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26 Jan 2005 09:57:05 PM |
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On Wed, 26 Jan 2005 02:21:12 +0200, "Mel" <mel@atj.faq.com> wrote:
On Wed, 26 Jan 2005 06:18:36 +0900, Hatchetmama
<hatchetmama@imabadlittlegirl.com> wrote in message
<37ddv0pv56gkmnts6kgi1eaufs82ja8hev@4ax.com>:
On Tue, 25 Jan 2005 12:37:51 +0200, "Mel" <mel@atj.faq.com> wrote:
On Tue, 25 Jan 2005 15:55:24 +0900, Hatchetmama
On Tue, 25 Jan 2005 06:26:44 +0200, "Mel" <mel@atj.faq.com> wrote:
On Tue, 25 Jan 2005 06:12:52 +0900, Hatchetmama
On Mon, 24 Jan 2005 15:11:32 +0200, "Mel" <mel@atj.faq.com> wrote:
On Mon, 24 Jan 2005 10:20:11 +0900, Hatchetmama
On Thu, 20 Jan 2005 14:45:32 +0200, "Mel" <mel@atj.faq.com> wrote:
On Thu, 20 Jan 2005 19:16:15 +0900, Hatchetmama
On Wed, 19 Jan 2005 20:24:26 -0900, "Vanilla Gorilla (Monkey Boy)"
On Thu, 20 Jan 2005 10:19:33 +0900, Hatchetmama
On Tue, 18 Jan 2005 19:25:39 -0900, "Vanilla Gorilla (Monkey Boy)"
On Wed, 19 Jan 2005 06:26:08 +0900, Hatchetmama
That's sad and I'm sorry they did that to you, but knowing of a few of
the posters there, it figures.
He got "slammed", because he was being a *****, surprise, surprise.
No surprises there. It's how he can be. I can accept that. Why can't
you?
This is arna. You know, recovery, forgiveness, all that?
Notice I didn't say "acting like a *****". That was intentional.
My, aren't you the rude one?
Unpleasant truths are often mistaken for rudeness.
PPOR.
post proof or recant?
well, yes.
Or Post proof or Retract.
same diff.
vg doesn't give a *****.
Obviously.
And I'm taking it as a retraction.
vg doesn't care how you take it. you could take it up the ***** and he
wouldn't bat an eyelid.
What if I had someone give it to him up the arse?
Still no?
is he handicapped?
The volunteers I have are mostly soldiers that haven't had any for
awhile. So, no.
they could be handicapped. soldiers often are.
Not active duty ones.
There are some disabled vets I bet I could round up, I'm certain of
it.
the thing that gets vg going is the handicapped. if you were to pose naked
in a wheelchair, he'd show you more interest.
That's all good though, I wasn't really looking for monkey-boys
attention. But still, interesting thought.
i'd give it more thought.
And leave out the monkey boy bit?
he might become upset and say that he doesn't give a *****.
Again?
wherever the handicapped are, vg is out there with a camera, waiting.
Wow. That's kinda... ew.
they haven't invented the support group for that kind of problem yet.
If we felt enough for him, we could do that. If only.
well i'm planning on starting a web site to "help" hopeless drug addicts.
first lesson - how to self-euthanase. i guess i could throw one up for vg
too.
What, and make him think you cared?
--
-HM
mhm 34x19
Smeeter 41
WSD #39.3
SPA Oct02
UFtTA #01
********stolen
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27 Jan 2005 04:58:34 AM |
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On Thu, 27 Jan 2005 12:57:05 +0900, Hatchetmama
<hatchetmama@imabadlittlegirl.com> wrote in message
<4kpgv09kbp9kln5bfmlifsdhdtpqr71p74@4ax.com>:
On Wed, 26 Jan 2005 02:21:12 +0200, "Mel" <mel@atj.faq.com> wrote:
That's sad and I'm sorry they did that to you, but knowing of a few of
the posters there, it figures.
He got "slammed", because he was being a *****, surprise, surprise.
No surprises there. It's how he can be. I can accept that. Why can't
you?
This is arna. You know, recovery, forgiveness, all that?
Notice I didn't say "acting like a *****". That was intentional.
My, aren't you the rude one?
Unpleasant truths are often mistaken for rudeness.
PPOR.
post proof or recant?
well, yes.
Or Post proof or Retract.
same diff.
vg doesn't give a *****.
Obviously.
And I'm taking it as a retraction.
vg doesn't care how you take it. you could take it up the ***** and he
wouldn't bat an eyelid.
What if I had someone give it to him up the arse?
Still no?
is he handicapped?
The volunteers I have are mostly soldiers that haven't had any for
awhile. So, no.
they could be handicapped. soldiers often are.
Not active duty ones.
no soldiers in wheelchairs? that's a discriminatory labour practice!
There are some disabled vets I bet I could round up, I'm certain of
it.
would you need a horse to round them up?
the thing that gets vg going is the handicapped. if you were to pose naked
in a wheelchair, he'd show you more interest.
That's all good though, I wasn't really looking for monkey-boys
attention. But still, interesting thought.
i'd give it more thought.
And leave out the monkey boy bit?
he might become upset and say that he doesn't give a *****.
Again?
he might. and then we would have to take some sort of action. i think.
wherever the handicapped are, vg is out there with a camera, waiting.
Wow. That's kinda... ew.
they haven't invented the support group for that kind of problem yet.
If we felt enough for him, we could do that. If only.
well i'm planning on starting a web site to "help" hopeless drug addicts.
first lesson - how to self-euthanase. i guess i could throw one up for vg
too.
What, and make him think you cared?
i'll have to tread a fine line.
--
smash yer modem, reboot, kill yerself
Mel the Defiler
member, ATJ regs
webmaster of atjfaq.com
http://www.atjfaq.com/
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28 Jan 2005 02:38:29 PM |
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"Mel" <mel@atj.fag.com> wrote in message
news:v2hhv05j467lp4rbuj62i7m572d6hr09v1@4ax.com...
On Thu, 27 Jan 2005 12:57:05 +0900, Hatchetmama
<hatchetmama@imabadlittlegirl.com> wrote in message
<4kpgv09kbp9kln5bfmlifsdhdtpqr71p74@4ax.com>:
On Wed, 26 Jan 2005 02:21:12 +0200, "Mel" <mel@atj.fag.com> wrote:
That's sad and I'm sorry they did that to you, but knowing
of a few of
the posters there, it figures.
He got "slammed", because he was being a *****, surprise,
surprise.
No surprises there. It's how he can be. I can accept that. Why
can't
you?
This is arna. You know, recovery, forgiveness, all that?
Notice I didn't say "acting like a *****". That was
intentional.
My, aren't you the rude one?
Unpleasant truths are often mistaken for rudeness.
PPOR.
post proof or recant?
well, yes.
Or Post proof or Retract.
same diff.
vg doesn't give a *****.
Obviously.
And I'm taking it as a retraction.
vg doesn't care how you take it. you could take it up the ***** and he
wouldn't bat an eyelid.
What if I had someone give it to him up the arse?
Still no?
is he handicapped?
The volunteers I have are mostly soldiers that haven't had any for
awhile. So, no.
they could be handicapped. soldiers often are.
Not active duty ones.
no soldiers in wheelchairs? that's a discriminatory labour practice!
There are some disabled vets I bet I could round up, I'm certain of
it.
would you need a horse to round them up?
the thing that gets vg going is the handicapped. if you were to pose
naked
in a wheelchair, he'd show you more interest.
That's all good though, I wasn't really looking for monkey-boys
attention. But still, interesting thought.
i'd give it more thought.
And leave out the monkey boy bit?
he might become upset and say that he doesn't give a *****.
Again?
he might. and then we would have to take some sort of action. i think.
wherever the handicapped are, vg is out there with a camera, waiting.
Wow. That's kinda... ew.
they haven't invented the support group for that kind of problem yet.
If we felt enough for him, we could do that. If only.
well i'm planning on starting a web site to "help" hopeless drug addicts.
first lesson - how to self-euthanase. i guess i could throw one up for vg
too.
What, and make him think you cared?
i'll have to tread a fine line.
scared the law might catch up to you fag boy?
A man had 50 yard line tickets for the Super Bowl. As he sits down, a man
comes down and asked the man if anyone is sitting in the seat next to him.
"No", he said, "the seat is empty".
"This is incredible", said the man. "Who in their right mind would have a
seat like this for the Super Bowl , the biggest sport event in the world,
and not use it ?"
Somberly, the man says, "Well... the seat actually belongs to me. I was
supposed to come here with my wife, but she passed away. This is the first
Super Bowl we have not been together since we got married in 1967."
"Oh I'm sorry to hear that. That's terrible. But couldn't you find someone
else - a friend or relative or even a neighbor to take the seat?"
The man shakes his head, "No. They're all at her funeral."
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smash yer modem, reboot, kill yerself
Mel the Defiler
member, ATJ regs
webmaster of atjfag.com
http://www.atjfag.com/
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| User: "Hatchetmama" |
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28 Jan 2005 03:58:04 PM |
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On Thu, 27 Jan 2005 12:58:34 +0200, "Mel" <mel@atj.faq.com> wrote:
On Thu, 27 Jan 2005 12:57:05 +0900, Hatchetmama
<hatchetmama@imabadlittlegirl.com> wrote in message
<4kpgv09kbp9kln5bfmlifsdhdtpqr71p74@4ax.com>:
On Wed, 26 Jan 2005 02:21:12 +0200, "Mel" <mel@atj.faq.com> wrote:
That's sad and I'm sorry they did that to you, but knowing of a few of
the posters there, it figures.
He got "slammed", because he was being a *****, surprise, surprise.
No surprises there. It's how he can be. I can accept that. Why can't
you?
This is arna. You know, recovery, forgiveness, all that?
Notice I didn't say "acting like a *****". That was intentional.
My, aren't you the rude one?
Unpleasant truths are often mistaken for rudeness.
PPOR.
post proof or recant?
well, yes.
Or Post proof or Retract.
same diff.
vg doesn't give a *****.
Obviously.
And I'm taking it as a retraction.
vg doesn't care how you take it. you could take it up the ***** and he
wouldn't bat an eyelid.
What if I had someone give it to him up the arse?
Still no?
is he handicapped?
The volunteers I have are mostly soldiers that haven't had any for
awhile. So, no.
they could be handicapped. soldiers often are.
Not active duty ones.
no soldiers in wheelchairs? that's a discriminatory labour practice!
They pretty much medically retire the ones in wheelchairs.
There are some disabled vets I bet I could round up, I'm certain of
it.
would you need a horse to round them up?
A horse is a thought, but you just don't see any here.
I have access to a bus.
the thing that gets vg going is the handicapped. if you were to pose naked
in a wheelchair, he'd show you more interest.
That's all good though, I wasn't really looking for monkey-boys
attention. But still, interesting thought.
i'd give it more thought.
And leave out the monkey boy bit?
he might become upset and say that he doesn't give a *****.
Again?
he might. and then we would have to take some sort of action. i think.
We'd have to take action?
You mean, other than laugh at him?
wherever the handicapped are, vg is out there with a camera, waiting.
Wow. That's kinda... ew.
they haven't invented the support group for that kind of problem yet.
If we felt enough for him, we could do that. If only.
well i'm planning on starting a web site to "help" hopeless drug addicts.
first lesson - how to self-euthanase. i guess i could throw one up for vg
too.
What, and make him think you cared?
i'll have to tread a fine line.
You do that.
Please be careful, then.
Wouldn't want him to think you cared if he lived or died, you know.
--
-HM
mhm 34x19
Smeeter 41
WSD #39.3
SPA Oct02
UFtTA #01
********stolen
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29 Jan 2005 08:25:55 AM |
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On Sat, 29 Jan 2005 06:58:04 +0900, Hatchetmama
<hatchetmama@imabadlittlegirl.com> wrote in message
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On Thu, 27 Jan 2005 12:58:34 +0200, "Mel" <mel@atj.faq.com> wrote:
On Thu, 27 Jan 2005 12:57:05 +0900, Hatchetmama
On Wed, 26 Jan 2005 02:21:12 +0200, "Mel" <mel@atj.faq.com> wrote:
That's sad and I'm sorry they did that to you, but knowing of a few of
the posters there, it figures.
He got "slammed", because he was being a *****, surprise, surprise.
No surprises there. It's how he can be. I can accept that. Why can't
you?
This is arna. You know, recovery, forgiveness, all that?
Notice I didn't say "acting like a *****". That was intentional.
My, aren't you the rude one?
Unpleasant truths are often mistaken for rudeness.
PPOR.
post proof or recant?
well, yes.
Or Post proof or Retract.
same diff.
vg doesn't give a *****.
Obviously.
And I'm taking it as a retraction.
vg doesn't care how you take it. you could take it up the ***** and he
wouldn't bat an eyelid.
What if I had someone give it to him up the arse?
Still no?
is he handicapped?
The volunteers I have are mostly soldiers that haven't had any for
awhile. So, no.
they could be handicapped. soldiers often are.
Not active duty ones.
no soldiers in wheelchairs? that's a discriminatory labour practice!
They pretty much medically retire the ones in wheelchairs.
if Bush would pluck his arse out of his head and allow stem cell research,
we could have a whole new bionics industry that is able to fix damaged
spines and replace lost limbs.
There are some disabled vets I bet I could round up, I'm certain of
it.
would you need a horse to round them up?
A horse is a thought, but you just don't see any here.
I have access to a bus.
does it neigh?
the thing that gets vg going is the handicapped. if you were to pose naked
in a wheelchair, he'd show you more interest.
That's all good though, I wasn't really looking for monkey-boys
attention. But still, interesting thought.
i'd give it more thought.
And leave out the monkey boy bit?
he might become upset and say that he doesn't give a *****.
Again?
he might. and then we would have to take some sort of action. i think.
We'd have to take action?
You mean, other than laugh at him?
it would be cruel to laugh at the handicapped.
wherever the handicapped are, vg is out there with a camera, waiting.
Wow. That's kinda... ew.
they haven't invented the support group for that kind of problem yet.
If we felt enough for him, we could do that. If only.
well i'm planning on starting a web site to "help" hopeless drug addicts.
first lesson - how to self-euthanase. i guess i could throw one up for vg
too.
What, and make him think you cared?
i'll have to tread a fine line.
You do that.
Please be careful, then.
Wouldn't want him to think you cared if he lived or died, you know.
is it okay if i state my preference?
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"Mel" <mel@atj.fag.com> wrote in message
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On Sat, 29 Jan 2005 06:58:04 +0900, Hatchetmama
<hatchetmama@imabadlittlegirl.com> wrote in message
<i4dlv0d0kn9drk5dt11s78uo6i0h8uth79@4ax.com>:
On Thu, 27 Jan 2005 12:58:34 +0200, "Mel" <mel@atj.fag.com> wrote:
On Thu, 27 Jan 2005 12:57:05 +0900, Hatchetmama
On Wed, 26 Jan 2005 02:21:12 +0200, "Mel" <mel@atj.fag.com> wrote:
That's sad and I'm sorry they did that to you, but knowing
of a few of
the posters there, it figures.
He got "slammed", because he was being a *****,
surprise, surprise.
No surprises there. It's how he can be. I can accept that.
Why can't
you?
This is arna. You know, recovery, forgiveness, all that?
Notice I didn't say "acting like a *****". That was
intentional.
My, aren't you the rude one?
Unpleasant truths are often mistaken for rudeness.
PPOR.
post proof or recant?
well, yes.
Or Post proof or Retract.
same diff.
vg doesn't give a *****.
Obviously.
And I'm taking it as a retraction.
vg doesn't care how you take it. you could take it up the ***** and
he
wouldn't bat an eyelid.
What if I had someone give it to him up the arse?
Still no?
is he handicapped?
The volunteers I have are mostly soldiers that haven't had any for
awhile. So, no.
they could be handicapped. soldiers often are.
Not active duty ones.
no soldiers in wheelchairs? that's a discriminatory labour practice!
They pretty much medically retire the ones in wheelchairs.
if Bush would pluck his arse out of his head and allow stem cell research,
we could have a whole new bionics industry that is able to fix damaged
spines and replace lost limbs.
There are some disabled vets I bet I could round up, I'm certain of
it.
would you need a horse to round them up?
A horse is a thought, but you just don't see any here.
I have access to a bus.
does it neigh?
the thing that gets vg going is the handicapped. if you were to
pose naked
in a wheelchair, he'd show you more interest.
That's all good though, I wasn't really looking for monkey-boys
attention. But still, interesting thought.
i'd give it more thought.
And leave out the monkey boy bit?
he might become upset and say that he doesn't give a *****.
Again?
he might. and then we would have to take some sort of action. i think.
We'd have to take action?
You mean, other than laugh at him?
it would be cruel to laugh at the handicapped.
wherever the handicapped are, vg is out there with a camera,
waiting.
Wow. That's kinda... ew.
they haven't invented the support group for that kind of problem yet.
If we felt enough for him, we could do that. If only.
well i'm planning on starting a web site to "help" hopeless drug
addicts.
first lesson - how to self-euthanase. i guess i could throw one up for
vg
too.
What, and make him think you cared?
i'll have to tread a fine line.
You do that.
Please be careful, then.
Wouldn't want him to think you cared if he lived or died, you know.
is it okay if i state my preference?
are you threatening to ***** all over the place fag boy?
Blind Pilots
One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial airliner are
seated waiting for the pilot to show up so they can get under way.
The pilot and copilot finally appear in the rear of the plane and begin
walking up to the cockpit through the center aisle. Both appear to be blind;
the pilot is using a white cane, bumping into passengers right and left as
he stumbles down the aisle. The copilot is using a guide dog. Both have
their eyes covered with sunglasses.
At first, the passengers do not react thinking that it must be some sort of
practical joke. After a few minutes though, the engines start revving, and
the airplane begins moving down the runway.
The passengers look at each other with some uneasiness. They start
whispering among themselves and look desperately to the stewardesses for
reassurance.
Yet, the plane starts accelerating rapidly, and people begin panicking. Some
passengers are praying, and as the plane gets closer and closer to the end
of the runway, the voices are becoming more and more hysterical.
When the plane has less than twenty feet of runway left, there is a sudden
change in the pitch of the shouts as everyone screams at once. At the very
last moment, the plane lifts off and is airborne.
Up in the cockpit, the copilot breathes a sigh of relief and tells the
pilot: "You know, one of these days the passengers aren't going to scream,
and we aren't going to know when to take off!"
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On Sat, 29 Jan 2005 16:25:55 +0200, "Mel" <mel@atj.faq.com> wrote:
On Sat, 29 Jan 2005 06:58:04 +0900, Hatchetmama
<hatchetmama@imabadlittlegirl.com> wrote in message
<i4dlv0d0kn9drk5dt11s78uo6i0h8uth79@4ax.com>:
On Thu, 27 Jan 2005 12:58:34 +0200, "Mel" <mel@atj.faq.com> wrote:
On Thu, 27 Jan 2005 12:57:05 +0900, Hatchetmama
On Wed, 26 Jan 2005 02:21:12 +0200, "Mel" <mel@atj.faq.com> wrote:
That's sad and I'm sorry they did that to you, but knowing of a few of
the posters there, it figures.
He got "slammed", because he was being a *****, surprise, surprise.
No surprises there. It's how he can be. I can accept that. Why can't
you?
This is arna. You know, recovery, forgiveness, all that?
Notice I didn't say "acting like a *****". That was intentional.
My, aren't you the rude one?
Unpleasant truths are often mistaken for rudeness.
PPOR.
post proof or recant?
well, yes.
Or Post proof or Retract.
same diff.
vg doesn't give a *****.
Obviously.
And I'm taking it as a retraction.
vg doesn't care how you take it. you could take it up the ***** and he
wouldn't bat an eyelid.
What if I had someone give it to him up the arse?
Still no?
is he handicapped?
The volunteers I have are mostly soldiers that haven't had any for
awhile. So, no.
they could be handicapped. soldiers often are.
Not active duty ones.
no soldiers in wheelchairs? that's a discriminatory labour practice!
They pretty much medically retire the ones in wheelchairs.
if Bush would pluck his arse out of his head and allow stem cell research,
we could have a whole new bionics industry that is able to fix damaged
spines and replace lost limbs.
I believe it has more to do with the church, than Bush, but I agree.
Same goes for epilepsy studies, et al.
There are some disabled vets I bet I could round up, I'm certain of
it.
would you need a horse to round them up?
A horse is a thought, but you just don't see any here.
I have access to a bus.
does it neigh?
I'm certain we could make it do.
the thing that gets vg going is the handicapped. if you were to pose naked
in a wheelchair, he'd show you more interest.
That's all good though, I wasn't really looking for monkey-boys
attention. But still, interesting thought.
i'd give it more thought.
And leave out the monkey boy bit?
he might become upset and say that he doesn't give a *****.
Again?
he might. and then we would have to take some sort of action. i think.
We'd have to take action?
You mean, other than laugh at him?
it would be cruel to laugh at the handicapped.
We could point too.
Would that be cruel?
wherever the handicapped are, vg is out there with a camera, waiting.
Wow. That's kinda... ew.
they haven't invented the support group for that kind of problem yet.
If we felt enough for him, we could do that. If only.
well i'm planning on starting a web site to "help" hopeless drug addicts.
first lesson - how to self-euthanase. i guess i could throw one up for vg
too.
What, and make him think you cared?
i'll have to tread a fine line.
You do that.
Please be careful, then.
Wouldn't want him to think you cared if he lived or died, you know.
is it okay if i state my preference?
Oh abso.
Preferable, even.
Especially if you prefer the negative.
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mhm 34x19
Smeeter 41
WSD #39.3
SPA Oct02
UFtTA #01
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On Tue, 01 Feb 2005 09:44:40 +0900, Hatchetmama
<hatchetmama@imabadlittlegirl.com> wrote in message
<hegtv05f6cfbfic4pm3hujandbjbjced1c@4ax.com>:
On Sat, 29 Jan 2005 16:25:55 +0200, "Mel" <mel@atj.faq.com> wrote:
On Sat, 29 Jan 2005 06:58:04 +0900, Hatchetmama
On Thu, 27 Jan 2005 12:58:34 +0200, "Mel" <mel@atj.faq.com> wrote:
On Thu, 27 Jan 2005 12:57:05 +0900, Hatchetmama
On Wed, 26 Jan 2005 02:21:12 +0200, "Mel" <mel@atj.faq.com> wrote:
That's sad and I'm sorry they did that to you, but knowing of a few of
the posters there, it figures.
He got "slammed", because he was being a *****, surprise, surprise.
No surprises there. It's how he can be. I can accept that. Why can't
you?
This is arna. You know, recovery, forgiveness, all that?
Notice I didn't say "acting like a *****". That was intentional.
My, aren't you the rude one?
Unpleasant truths are often mistaken for rudeness.
PPOR.
post proof or recant?
well, yes.
Or Post proof or Retract.
same diff.
vg doesn't give a *****.
Obviously.
And I'm taking it as a retraction.
vg doesn't care how you take it. you could take it up the ***** and he
wouldn't bat an eyelid.
What if I had someone give it to him up the arse?
Still no?
is he handicapped?
The volunteers I have are mostly soldiers that haven't had any for
awhile. So, no.
they could be handicapped. soldiers often are.
Not active duty ones.
no soldiers in wheelchairs? that's a discriminatory labour practice!
They pretty much medically retire the ones in wheelchairs.
if Bush would pluck his arse out of his head and allow stem cell research,
we could have a whole new bionics industry that is able to fix damaged
spines and replace lost limbs.
I believe it has more to do with the church, than Bush, but I agree.
Same goes for epilepsy studies, et al.
the plebian masses are distrustful of scientists.
There are some disabled vets I bet I could round up, I'm certain of
it.
would you need a horse to round them up?
A horse is a thought, but you just don't see any here.
I have access to a bus.
does it neigh?
I'm certain we could make it do.
a real horse is better than a bus.
wherever the handicapped are, vg is out there with a camera, waiting.
Wow. That's kinda... ew.
they haven't invented the support group for that kind of problem yet.
If we felt enough for him, we could do that. If only.
well i'm planning on starting a web site to "help" hopeless drug addicts.
first lesson - how to self-euthanase. i guess i could throw one up for vg
too.
What, and make him think you cared?
i'll have to tread a fine line.
You do that.
Please be careful, then.
Wouldn't want him to think you cared if he lived or died, you know.
is it okay if i state my preference?
Oh abso.
Preferable, even.
Especially if you prefer the negative.
bring him to me alive. i want to gloat first.
--
smash yer modem, reboot, kill yerself
Mel the Defiler
member, ATJ regs
webmaster of atjfaq.com
http://www.atjfaq.com/
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"Mel" <mel@atj.fag.com> wrote in message
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On Tue, 01 Feb 2005 09:44:40 +0900, Hatchetmama
<hatchetmama@imabadlittlegirl.com> wrote in message
<hegtv05f6cfbfic4pm3hujandbjbjced1c@4ax.com>:
On Sat, 29 Jan 2005 16:25:55 +0200, "Mel" <mel@atj.fag.com> wrote:
On Sat, 29 Jan 2005 06:58:04 +0900, Hatchetmama
On Thu, 27 Jan 2005 12:58:34 +0200, "Mel" <mel@atj.fag.com> wrote:
On Thu, 27 Jan 2005 12:57:05 +0900, Hatchetmama
On Wed, 26 Jan 2005 02:21:12 +0200, "Mel" <mel@atj.fag.com> wrote:
That's sad and I'm sorry they did that to you, but
knowing of a few of
the posters there, it figures.
He got "slammed", because he was being a *****,
surprise, surprise.
No surprises there. It's how he can be. I can accept that.
Why can't
you?
This is arna. You know, recovery, forgiveness, all that?
Notice I didn't say "acting like a *****". That was
intentional.
My, aren't you the rude one?
Unpleasant truths are often mistaken for rudeness.
PPOR.
post proof or recant?
well, yes.
Or Post proof or Retract.
same diff.
vg doesn't give a *****.
Obviously.
And I'm taking it as a retraction.
vg doesn't care how you take it. you could take it up the ***** and
he
wouldn't bat an eyelid.
What if I had someone give it to him up the arse?
Still no?
is he handicapped?
The volunteers I have are mostly soldiers that haven't had any for
awhile. So, no.
they could be handicapped. soldiers often are.
Not active duty ones.
no soldiers in wheelchairs? that's a discriminatory labour practice!
They pretty much medically retire the ones in wheelchairs.
if Bush would pluck his arse out of his head and allow stem cell
research,
we could have a whole new bionics industry that is able to fix damaged
spines and replace lost limbs.
I believe it has more to do with the church, than Bush, but I agree.
Same goes for epilepsy studies, et al.
the plebian masses are distrustful of scientists.
There are some disabled vets I bet I could round up, I'm certain of
it.
would you need a horse to round them up?
A horse is a thought, but you just don't see any here.
I have access to a bus.
does it neigh?
I'm certain we could make it do.
a real horse is better than a bus.
wherever the handicapped are, vg is out there with a camera,
waiting.
Wow. That's kinda... ew.
they haven't invented the support group for that kind of problem
yet.
If we felt enough for him, we could do that. If only.
well i'm planning on starting a web site to "help" hopeless drug
addicts.
first lesson - how to self-euthanase. i guess i could throw one up
for vg
too.
What, and make him think you cared?
i'll have to tread a fine line.
You do that.
Please be careful, then.
Wouldn't want him to think you cared if he lived or died, you know.
is it okay if i state my preference?
Oh abso.
Preferable, even.
Especially if you prefer the negative.
bring him to me alive. i want to gloat first.
you want to eat him alive fag boy?
Hello . . . Is Anyone There?
ONE
Recently, when I went to McDonald's I saw on the menu that you could have an
order of 6, 9 or 12 Chicken McNuggets. I asked for a half dozen nuggets. "We
don't have half dozen nuggets," said the teenager at the counter. "You
don't?" I replied. "We only have six, nine, or twelve," was the reply. "So I
can't order a half dozen nuggets, but I can order six?" "That's right." So I
shook my head and ordered six McNuggets.
TWO
I was checking out at the local Wal-Mart with just a few items and the lady
behind me put her things on the belt close to mine. I picked up one of those
"dividers" that they keep by the cash register and placed it between our
things so they wouldn't get mixed. After the girl had scanned all of my
items, she picked up the "divider," looking it all over for the bar code so
she could scan it. Not finding the bar code she said to me, "Do you know how
much this is?" I said to her "I've changed my mind, I don't think I'll buy
that today." She said "OK," and I paid her for the things and left. She had
no clue to what had just happened.
THREE
A lady at work was seen putting a credit card into her floppy drive and
pulling it out very quickly. When I inquired as to what she was doing, she
said she was shopping on the Internet and they kept asking for a credit card
number, so she was using the ATM "thing"
FOUR
I recently saw a distraught young lady weeping beside her car. "Do you need
some help?" I asked. She replied, "I knew I should have replaced the battery
to this remote door unlocker. Now I can't get into my car. Do you think
they,( pointing to a distant convenience store) would have a battery to fit
this?" "Hmmm, I dunno. Do you have an alarm, too?" I asked. "No, just this
remote thingy," she answered, handing it and the car keys to me. As I took
the key and manually unlocked the door, I replied, "Why don't you drive over
there and check about the batteries. It's a long walk."
FIVE
Several years ago, we had an Intern who was none too swift. One day she was
typing and turned to a secretary and said, "I'm almost out of typing paper.
What do I do?" "Just use copier machine paper," the secretary told her. With
that, the intern took her last remaining blank piece of paper, put it on the
photocopier and proceeded to make five "blank" copies.
SIX
I was in a car dealership a while ago, when a large motor home was towed
into the garage. The front of the vehicle was in dire need of repair and the
whole thing generally looked like an extra in "Twister." I asked the manager
what had happened. He told me that the driver had set the "cruise control"
and then went in the back to make a sandwich.
SEVEN
My neighbor works in the operations department in the central office of a
large bank. Employees in the field call him when they have problems with
their computers. One night he got a call from a woman in one of the branch
banks who had this question: "I've got smoke coming from the back of my
terminal. Do you guys have a fire downtown?"
EIGHT
Police in Radnor, Pa., interrogated a suspect by placing a metal colander on
his head and connecting it with wires to a photocopy machine.. The message
"He's lying" was placed in the copier, and police pressed the copy button
each time they thought the suspect wasn't telling the truth. Believing the
"lie detector" was working, the suspect confessed.
NINE
A mother calls 911 very worried asking the dispatcher if she needs to take
her kid to the emergency room, the kid was eating ants, the dispatcher tells
her to give the kid some Benadryl and should be fine, the mother says, I
just gave him some ant killer.....Dispatcher: Rush him in to emergency!
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