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| User: "Jon" |
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| Title: Re: Wanted vasectomy jokes please. |
04 Dec 2005 10:31:39 AM |
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Christopher A. Lee wrote:
On Fri, 11 Nov 2005 06:12:27 +0200, Jon <jon@upfold.co.za> wrote:
Misty wrote:
Wanted vasectomy jokes please.
i need a *****.
It makes a vas deferens to your sex life.
cut off yer ears and you'd be the perfect ***** for a mile wide *****.
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| User: "Christopher A. Lee" |
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| Title: Re: Wanted vasectomy jokes please. |
06 Dec 2005 06:47:15 PM |
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On Sun, 04 Dec 2005 12:31:39 +0200, Jon <jon@upfold.co.za> wrote:
Christopher A. Lee wrote:
On Fri, 11 Nov 2005 06:12:27 +0200, Jon <jon@upfold.co.za> wrote:
Misty wrote:
Wanted vasectomy jokes please.
i need a *****.
It makes a vas deferens to your sex life.
cut off yer ears and you'd be the perfect ***** for a mile wide *****.
You must be a Christian. We know you by your fruits.
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| User: "Douglas D. Anderson" |
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| Title: Re: Wanted vasectomy jokes please. |
06 Dec 2005 09:56:40 PM |
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Christopher A. Lee wrote:
On Sun, 04 Dec 2005 12:31:39 +0200, Jon <jon@upfold.co.za> wrote:
Christopher A. Lee wrote:
On Fri, 11 Nov 2005 06:12:27 +0200, Jon <jon@upfold.co.za> wrote:
Misty wrote:
Wanted vasectomy jokes please.
i need a *****.
It makes a vas deferens to your sex life.
cut off yer ears and you'd be the perfect ***** for a mile wide *****.
You must be a Christian. We know you by your fruits.
You will know a fruit by the bear that he trees.
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| User: "Phil T" |
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| Title: Re: Wanted vasectomy jokes please. |
07 Dec 2005 03:44:11 PM |
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Douglas D. Anderson <dda@rr.rochester.com> wrote in message
news:sOnlf.8192$ME5.7564@twister.nyroc.rr.com...
: Christopher A. Lee wrote:
: > On Sun, 04 Dec 2005 12:31:39 +0200, Jon <jon@upfold.co.za> wrote:
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: >>Christopher A. Lee wrote:
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: >>>On Fri, 11 Nov 2005 06:12:27 +0200, Jon <jon@upfold.co.za> wrote:
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: >>>>Misty wrote:
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: >>>>>Wanted vasectomy jokes please.
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: >>>>i need a *****.
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: >>>It makes a vas deferens to your sex life.
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: >>cut off yer ears and you'd be the perfect ***** for a mile wide *****.
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: > You must be a Christian. We know you by your fruits.
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: You will know a fruit by the bear that he trees.
"Oh, deary, you seem to have a good (?) grasp (?) of it!!"
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| User: "Christopher A. Lee" |
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| Title: Re: Wanted vasectomy jokes please. |
06 Dec 2005 11:00:55 PM |
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On Tue, 06 Dec 2005 21:56:40 GMT, "Douglas D. Anderson"
<dda@rr.rochester.com> wrote:
Christopher A. Lee wrote:
On Sun, 04 Dec 2005 12:31:39 +0200, Jon <jon@upfold.co.za> wrote:
Christopher A. Lee wrote:
On Fri, 11 Nov 2005 06:12:27 +0200, Jon <jon@upfold.co.za> wrote:
Misty wrote:
Wanted vasectomy jokes please.
i need a *****.
It makes a vas deferens to your sex life.
cut off yer ears and you'd be the perfect ***** for a mile wide *****.
You must be a Christian. We know you by your fruits.
You will know a fruit by the bear that he trees.
:-)
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| User: "Jon" |
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| Title: Re: Wanted vasectomy jokes please. |
06 Dec 2005 10:16:38 PM |
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On Tue, 06 Dec 2005 13:47:15 -0500, Christopher A. Lee <calee@optonline.net>
wrote in message <v3nbp15bvnhtul75foarrdpfnq1b62r4pp@4ax.com>:
On Sun, 04 Dec 2005 12:31:39 +0200, Jon <jon@upfold.co.za> wrote:
Christopher A. Lee wrote:
On Fri, 11 Nov 2005 06:12:27 +0200, Jon <jon@upfold.co.za> wrote:
Misty wrote:
Wanted vasectomy jokes please.
i need a *****.
It makes a vas deferens to your sex life.
cut off yer ears and you'd be the perfect ***** for a mile wide *****.
You must be a Christian. We know you by your fruits.
i'm not a fruit, ya *****!
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smash yer modem, reboot, kill yerself
Jon Upfold, universal arsehole, ***** extraordinaire
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| User: "Bonnie Bitch" |
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| Title: Re: Wanted vasectomy jokes please. |
06 Dec 2005 10:27:37 PM |
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On Wed, 07 Dec 2005 00:16:38 +0200, the faaaaabulous supreme deity
Tlahuizcalpantecuhtli, Ruler of the heavens and host of fab parties,
opened the heavens and shone his light upon the wisdom of "Jon"
<jon@upfold.co.za>
On Tue, 06 Dec 2005 13:47:15 -0500, Christopher A. Lee <calee@optonline.net>
wrote in message <v3nbp15bvnhtul75foarrdpfnq1b62r4pp@4ax.com>:
On Sun, 04 Dec 2005 12:31:39 +0200, Jon <jon@upfold.co.za> wrote:
Christopher A. Lee wrote:
On Fri, 11 Nov 2005 06:12:27 +0200, Jon <jon@upfold.co.za> wrote:
Misty wrote:
Wanted vasectomy jokes please.
i need a *****.
It makes a vas deferens to your sex life.
cut off yer ears and you'd be the perfect ***** for a mile wide *****.
You must be a Christian. We know you by your fruits.
i'm not a fruit, ya *****!
Protest much, Mary?
Ein Prosit der Gemütlichkeit --
Bonnie *****
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| User: "Moaner Lisa" |
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| Title: Re: Wanted vasectomy jokes please. |
15 Nov 2005 12:06:03 AM |
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In article <92n8n1h6vr72pllhlr99ff4dmor8g0qr7k@4ax.com>, had the nerve to
say...
On Fri, 11 Nov 2005 06:12:27 +0200, Jon <jon@upfold.co.za> wrote:
Misty wrote:
Wanted vasectomy jokes please.
i need a *****.
It makes a vas deferens to your sex life.
:::jaw dropping at Chris. Lee's incredible pun:::
Which, I guess, will make that ***** easier.
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Moaner Lisa
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WHAT WOULD JESUS DO...
....for a Klondike Bar?
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| User: "Christopher A. Lee" |
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| Title: Re: Wanted vasectomy jokes please. |
15 Nov 2005 12:32:47 AM |
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On Tue, 15 Nov 2005 00:06:03 GMT, Moaner Lisa <ddk@hotmail.com> wrote:
In article <92n8n1h6vr72pllhlr99ff4dmor8g0qr7k@4ax.com>, had the nerve to
say...
On Fri, 11 Nov 2005 06:12:27 +0200, Jon <jon@upfold.co.za> wrote:
Misty wrote:
Wanted vasectomy jokes please.
i need a *****.
It makes a vas deferens to your sex life.
:::jaw dropping at Chris. Lee's incredible pun:::
Thanks for the kind words :-)
Which, I guess, will make that ***** easier.
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| User: "Tink" |
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| Title: Re: Wanted vasectomy jokes please. |
15 Nov 2005 09:55:06 PM |
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Christopher A. Lee wrote:
On Tue, 15 Nov 2005 00:06:03 GMT, Moaner Lisa <ddk@hotmail.com> wrote:
In article <92n8n1h6vr72pllhlr99ff4dmor8g0qr7k@4ax.com>, had the nerve to
say...
On Fri, 11 Nov 2005 06:12:27 +0200, Jon <jon@upfold.co.za> wrote:
Misty wrote:
Wanted vasectomy jokes please.
i need a *****.
It makes a vas deferens to your sex life.
:::jaw dropping at Chris. Lee's incredible pun:::
Thanks for the kind words :-)
Which, I guess, will make that ***** easier.
Nah, just unleaded.
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Skydivers don't knock on death's door; they ring the bell and run
away... It really pisses him off.
The World Famous Tink. (I never heard of you either!!)
AA #2069 ASA#33 POPS# 8808
EAC Chairman, Division of Skydiving and Sushi consumption.
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| User: "Jon" |
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| Title: Re: Wanted vasectomy jokes please. |
12 Nov 2005 07:20:48 AM |
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On Fri, 11 Nov 2005 08:29:23 -0500, "Greg Evans"
<gregIGNOREevans@charter.BLATHER.net> wrote in message
<3tjkrbFsof2oU1@individual.net>:
Misty wrote:
Wanted vasectomy jokes please.
Have you never heard of Google?
http://www.google.com/search?q=vasectomy+jokes
google blows.
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smash yer modem, reboot, kill yerself
Jon Upfold, universal arsehole, ***** extraordinaire
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