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Topic: Religions > Atheism
User: "stoney"
Date: 31 Mar 2004 07:32:18 PM
Object: Re: Weird church signs
On Mon, 29 Mar 2004 17:14:55 GMT, L. Raymond
<baddaddress@mylinuxisp.com>, Message ID:
<40685901.1570688@news.mylinuxisp.com> wrote in alt.atheism;

Robibnikoff <nospam@newsranger.com> wrote:

Passed this one this morning:

"My past was nailed to a cross".

Um.....what?

Followed by this one:

"When the devil reminds you of your past, remind him of his future".

Hearing voices, anyone?


I like to mention the most amusing religious sign I've seen. A barber
shop I often passed had a sign that alternated pricing info with a
religious comment. One week they combined the two, obviously without
reading it as they went, and the three line sign said:

Jesus Loves Everyone
Men $5
Women $8

Jesus; "Love you long time!"
As for the cheaper rate for males......well he did hang around with an
all male inner circle.


Stoney
"Designated Rascal and Rapscallion
and
SCAMPERMEISTER!"
When in doubt, SCAMPER about!
When things are fair, SCAMPER everywhere!
When things are rough, can't SCAMPER enough!
/end humour alert
alt.atheism military veteran #11
{so much for the 'no atheists in foxholes' rubbish}
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