On Sun, 09 Jan 2005 22:57:33 -0500, Keith E. <i.m.knot@aol.com> wrote in
message <1105328916.1d894ecb76c2fbf522e26e5fb5941b75@1usenet>:

Sun, 09 Jan 2005 13:07:16 +0200 was a day just like any other,
until "Mel" <mel@atj.fag.com> wrote:

On Sat, 08 Jan 2005 19:20:22 -0500, Keith E. <i.m.knot@aol.com> wrote in

Sat, 08 Jan 2005 12:33:38 +0200 was a day just like any other,
until "Mel" <mel@atj.fag.com> wrote:

On Fri, 07 Jan 2005 15:52:51 -0500, Keith E. <i.m.knot@aol.com> wrote
in

Fri, 07 Jan 2005 05:50:31 +0200 was a day just like any other,
until "Mel" <mel@atj.fag.com> wrote:

On Thu, 06 Jan 2005 15:50:56 -0500, Keith E. <i.m.knot@aol.com> wrote
in

Thu, 06 Jan 2005 06:47:26 +0200 was a day just like any other,
until "Mel" <mel@atj.fag.com> wrote:

i have an idea that you were too young to be a sniper in 1963.

That's what they all thought.

balls. you were maybe 13 at the time. not old enough to eat yer food
yet
without yer mommy cutting up the big pieces for you first.

Cutting my food isn't the issue. I started shooting when I was
four.

yeah right. who the ***** gives a kid of 4 any kind of gun. i wouldn't
even
allow a 4yo a toy cap gun.

So? Who are you?

i represent the thinking of more people than you do, at least in this
matter.

Not in any country that matters.

America? sure. you prolly know already that there are plenty Americans who
are opposed to your gun culture.

I started competitive shooting when I was 13. Neither of
those events occurred in '63.

true, you weren't even 12 in '63.

I know. I started handloading ammunition when I was 12, though.

i pity you. you americans are a throw back to the 18th century.

Okay, you've made the obligatory slam of American gun culture.
Now that it's out of your system, would you tell me why you give
a ***** about our guns?

it would be nice if America would opt to join the rest of the civilised
world. we want you to be happy and free, not hunkered down in your bunkers
blazing off at everything that moves.

i have the same sentiment towards America, that America had towards Iraq.
I
want you to be free of your oppressive lifestyle.

I mean, if we were forcing you pygthur
buy them, I could understand it. But we're not. We're just
popping targets, plinking at mud clods, and thinning the
occasional *****-up from our own herd. So why are you bitching
about them?

i hate hearing about bad things happening to good people. i hate reading
reports about some talented musician being gunned down in public, like
dimebag recently and John Lennon years ago.

the clever thing is that the guilty parties had the ability to
place a seal
on information surrounding the assassination. they committed the
perfect
murder. the information that would indict them is locked up in the
interests
of National Security. actually, it has ***** all to do with NS. it
has
everything to do with them escaping prosecution and execution.

<sigh> I'm sure there was a murder in CT within the last week.
Prove you didn't order it. Real, actual proof, don't give me
some silly statement like 'I had no reason, so I didn't order
it.' I want the kind of proof a conspiracy theorist would
accept.

i'm responsible for every murder everywhere. there's all the proof
you need
right there.

No, I want proof you _aren't_ involved.

i am involved.

Prove it. I want pictures.

of course you do. and for the right price, you can have whatever you
want.
make me an offer.

Gimme $2 and I'll take them off your hands.

i have a higher figure in mind.

Now, where's my laugh, damn it?

right here.

I can't HEAR you!!!

i'll have to shout a little louder.

Now, Pyle! Move IT! Move IT! Move IT!

<BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! BLAM!>

Maggie's drawers.

thatcher? she's in Cape Town.

***** her.

you want her? you got her!
for $10 000 i can nab her, bag her and ship her to you in pieces. some
assembly needed. batteries not included. keep refrigerated at all times.

No batteries? No way.

okay, okay, for $10 000, i'll throw in a car battery. that should get you
started.

--
smash yer modem, reboot, kill yerself
Mel the Defiler
member, ATJ regs
webmaster of atjfag.com
http://www.atjfag.com/

On Sun, 09 Jan 2005 22:57:33 -0500, Keith E. <i.m.knot@aol.com> wrote in
message <1105328916.1d894ecb76c2fbf522e26e5fb5941b75@1usenet>:

Sun, 09 Jan 2005 13:07:16 +0200 was a day just like any other,
until "Mel" <mel@atj.faq.com> wrote:

On Sat, 08 Jan 2005 19:20:22 -0500, Keith E. <i.m.knot@aol.com> wrote in

Sat, 08 Jan 2005 12:33:38 +0200 was a day just like any other,
until "Mel" <mel@atj.faq.com> wrote:

On Fri, 07 Jan 2005 15:52:51 -0500, Keith E. <i.m.knot@aol.com> wrote in

Fri, 07 Jan 2005 05:50:31 +0200 was a day just like any other,
until "Mel" <mel@atj.faq.com> wrote:

On Thu, 06 Jan 2005 15:50:56 -0500, Keith E. <i.m.knot@aol.com> wrote in

Thu, 06 Jan 2005 06:47:26 +0200 was a day just like any other,
until "Mel" <mel@atj.faq.com> wrote:

i have an idea that you were too young to be a sniper in 1963.

That's what they all thought.

balls. you were maybe 13 at the time. not old enough to eat yer food yet
without yer mommy cutting up the big pieces for you first.

Cutting my food isn't the issue. I started shooting when I was
four.

yeah right. who the ***** gives a kid of 4 any kind of gun. i wouldn't even
allow a 4yo a toy cap gun.

So? Who are you?

i represent the thinking of more people than you do, at least in this
matter.

Not in any country that matters.

America? sure. you prolly know already that there are plenty Americans who
are opposed to your gun culture.

I started competitive shooting when I was 13. Neither of
those events occurred in '63.

true, you weren't even 12 in '63.

I know. I started handloading ammunition when I was 12, though.

i pity you. you americans are a throw back to the 18th century.

Okay, you've made the obligatory slam of American gun culture.
Now that it's out of your system, would you tell me why you give
a ***** about our guns?

it would be nice if America would opt to join the rest of the civilised
world. we want you to be happy and free, not hunkered down in your bunkers
blazing off at everything that moves.

i have the same sentiment towards America, that America had towards Iraq. I
want you to be free of your oppressive lifestyle.

I mean, if we were forcing you pygthur
buy them, I could understand it. But we're not. We're just
popping targets, plinking at mud clods, and thinning the
occasional *****-up from our own herd. So why are you bitching
about them?

i hate hearing about bad things happening to good people. i hate reading
reports about some talented musician being gunned down in public, like
dimebag recently and John Lennon years ago.

the clever thing is that the guilty parties had the ability to place a seal
on information surrounding the assassination. they committed the perfect
murder. the information that would indict them is locked up in the interests
of National Security. actually, it has ***** all to do with NS. it has
everything to do with them escaping prosecution and execution.

<sigh> I'm sure there was a murder in CT within the last week.
Prove you didn't order it. Real, actual proof, don't give me
some silly statement like 'I had no reason, so I didn't order
it.' I want the kind of proof a conspiracy theorist would
accept.

i'm responsible for every murder everywhere. there's all the proof you need
right there.

No, I want proof you _aren't_ involved.

i am involved.

Prove it. I want pictures.

of course you do. and for the right price, you can have whatever you want.
make me an offer.

Gimme $2 and I'll take them off your hands.

i have a higher figure in mind.

Now, where's my laugh, damn it?

right here.

I can't HEAR you!!!

i'll have to shout a little louder.

Now, Pyle! Move IT! Move IT! Move IT!

<BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! BLAM!>

Maggie's drawers.

thatcher? she's in Cape Town.

***** her.

you want her? you got her!
for $10 000 i can nab her, bag her and ship her to you in pieces. some
assembly needed. batteries not included. keep refrigerated at all times.

No batteries? No way.

okay, okay, for $10 000, i'll throw in a car battery. that should get you
started.