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Nothing worse than hot cockles... anyway, you're seemingly unaware
of the theology of the Invisible Pink Unicorn, where only atheists
make it to heaven, and theists go to hell. Sorry, you lose there,
kiddo.

"DianaC" <dianaiad@verizon.net> writes:

"Andrew Lias" <anrwlias@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:ch5ie3$qtl@odah37.prod.google.com...

Mike Painter wrote:

New10. wrote:

What do I Imagine Heaven to be Like?

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There would be thousands of young virgins who want to seduce me.

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S^4
Sad, Sick, Selfish and Stupid.

Here's a kid who wants his food prepared by trained, educated and
experienced cooks and does not seem to be able to equate that with

wanting

to screw a virgin.
Obviousely he hasn't a clue about good sex.

Perhaps they would be magic virgins who knew all about sex but who had,
never the less, never had sex. /shrug

That said, I find his version of Heaven to be rather banal and
perfectly boring.

I agree.

And as a bona fide theist, I am going to put my two cents in here.
I imagine heaven to be...an eternal university.

Where I can go and learn anything about everything.

NOT boring. ;-)

But since I AM a bona fide theist, I'm willing to wait to find out. One
thing for certain, as one who actually thinks that there will BE such a
thing, imagining what it might be like is a little more fun for me.
Especially since, between the atheist and me, I'm the only one who will be
able to say 'I told you so"....and only another theist could say it to me.

Warms the cockles, that does. ;-)

Nothing worse than hot cockles... anyway, you're seemingly unaware
of the theology of the Invisible Pink Unicorn, where only atheists
make it to heaven, and theists go to hell. Sorry, you lose there,
kiddo.

BTW, my heaven would not have butlers, but would
still have maids (and catholic girls).

Merlyn LeRoy