Religions > Atheism > Re: What Would You Say To God If You Could Write God An Email?
| Topic: |
Religions > Atheism |
| User: |
"Fredric L. Rice" |
| Date: |
01 Jan 2006 01:50:10 PM |
| Object: |
Re: What Would You Say To God If You Could Write God An Email? |
AMEN wrote:
What Would You Say To God If You Could Write God An Email?
If you have every wanted to write to God here is your chance.
Let God know how you really feel.
Write an email to God today at:
DearGod@sbcglobal.net
Here's what I wrote:
Dear god, please kill every Republican traitor who
supports and defends Christian George Bush's crimes
against humanity and treason against the American
people.
Thanks.
---
http://www.ElmerFudd.US/ http://www.rightard.org/ http://www.thedarkwind.org/
"Someone give bush a ***** so we can finally impeach him" -- AVet4Peace
.
|
|
| User: "Paul Duca" |
|
| Title: Re: What Would You Say To God If You Could Write God An Email? |
01 Jan 2006 05:00:53 PM |
|
|
Leave me alone if you won't put any money in my pocket...
Paul
.
|
|
|
| User: "Lee" |
|
| Title: Re: What Would You Say To God If You Could Write God An Email? |
01 Jan 2006 08:38:23 PM |
|
|
No god thingy, therefore, no email account.
.
|
|
|
|
|
| User: "Santolina chamaecyparissus" |
|
| Title: Re: What Would You Say To God If You Could Write God An Email? |
01 Jan 2006 08:51:31 PM |
|
|
AMEN wrote:
What Would You Say To God If You Could Write God An Email?
Viagra without a prescription!!!!!!!!
.
|
|
|
| User: "Fredric L. Rice" |
|
| Title: Re: What Would You Say To God If You Could Write God An Email? |
02 Jan 2006 11:41:24 AM |
|
|
"Santolina chamaecyparissus" <santolina@juno.com> wrote:
AMEN wrote:
What Would You Say To God If You Could Write God An Email?
Viagra without a prescription!!!!!!!!
Or "Where's that ten bucks you owe me?"
---
http://www.ElmerFudd.US/ http://www.rightard.org/ http://www.thedarkwind.org/
"Someone give bush a ***** so we can finally impeach him" -- AVet4Peace
"Frankly, I do not give her the time of day (18:20 MST)" -- Quaoar
.
|
|
|
|
| User: "" |
|
| Title: Re: What Would You Say To God If You Could Write God An Email? |
01 Jan 2006 08:55:23 PM |
|
|
Please give Fred Rice a LIFE!
.
|
|
|
|
|
| User: "Omicron Machine" |
|
| Title: Re: What Would You Say To God If You Could Write God An Email? |
04 Jan 2006 01:56:34 AM |
|
|
Fredric L. Rice wrote:
AMEN wrote:
What Would You Say To God If You Could Write God An Email?
If you have every wanted to write to God here is your chance.
Let God know how you really feel.
Write an email to God today at:
DearGod@sbcglobal.net
Here's what I wrote:
Dear god, please kill every Republican traitor who
supports and defends Christian George Bush's crimes
against humanity and treason against the American
people.
Thanks.
---
http://www.ElmerFudd.US/ http://www.rightard.org/ http://www.thedarkwind.org/
"Someone give bush a ***** so we can finally impeach him" -- AVet4Peace
Dear God,
Why?
.
|
|
|
|
| User: "L.Roberts." |
|
| Title: Re: What Would You Say To God If You Could Write God An Email? |
01 Jan 2006 05:05:07 PM |
|
|
Fredric L. Rice wrote:
AMEN wrote:
What Would You Say To God If You Could Write God An Email?
If you have every wanted to write to God here is your chance.
Let God know how you really feel.
Write an email to God today at:
DearGod@sbcglobal.net
Here's what I wrote:
Dear god, please kill every Republican traitor who
supports and defends Christian George Bush's crimes
against humanity and treason against the American
people.
Thanks.
---
http://www.ElmerFudd.US/ http://www.rightard.org/ http://www.thedarkwind.org/
"Someone give bush a ***** so we can finally impeach him" -- AVet4Peace
WHY??????? FUCKING! WHY???????
.
|
|
|
| User: "Uncle Buck" |
|
| Title: Re: What Would You Say To God If You Could Write God An Email? |
01 Jan 2006 07:04:51 PM |
|
|
On 1 Jan 2006 15:05:07 -0800, "L.Roberts." <ozzcat2003@yahoo.com> wrote:
Fredric L. Rice wrote:
<snip>
"Someone give bush a ***** so we can finally impeach him" -- AVet4Peace
WHY??????? FUCKING! WHY???????
For the good of the country and in the interest of our own national security, of
course. Ever heard of "taking one for the team"? ;-)
--
L8r,
Uncle Buck
aa#88
BAAWA Knight
"The gap betwixt civility and barbarism is the width of a tooth."
.
|
|
|
|
|
| User: "Desertphile" |
|
| Title: Re: What Would You Say To God If You Could Write God An Email? |
01 Jan 2006 09:32:03 PM |
|
|
Fredric L. Rice wrote:
AMEN wrote:
What Would You Say To God If You Could Write God An Email?
If you have every wanted to write to God here is your chance.
Let God know how you really feel.
Write an email to God today at:
DearGod@sbcglobal.net
Here's what I wrote:
Dear god, please kill every Republican traitor who
supports and defends Christian George Bush's crimes
against humanity and treason against the American
people.
Thanks.
You left out "And send my brother a girlfiend."
---
http://www.ElmerFudd.US/ http://www.rightard.org/ http://www.thedarkwind.org/
"Someone give bush a ***** so we can finally impeach him" -- AVet4Peace
.
|
|
|
|
| User: "Martin Kess" |
|
| Title: Re: What Would You Say To God If You Could Write God An Email? |
01 Jan 2006 02:00:02 PM |
|
|
SIR,
My name is Masheba Stevens, the eldest son of Dr. Dennis Stevens
from
Zimbabwe. This letter might come as a surprise to you about where I got
your contact address and how I knew you. I got your address from the
World Private Label and your name was choosen at of many.
During the current war against the farmers in Zimbabwe from the
supporters of our President Robert Mugabe to claim all the white-owned
farms for his party members and his followers, he ordered all white
farmers to surrender all their farms to his party members and his
followers. My father was one of the biggest farmers in our country and
because he strongly opposed Mugabe's ideas, Mugabe's supporters invaded
my father's farm and burnt everything in the farm, killing my father
and
made away with a lot of items in my father's farm.
Before his death, my father had deposited with one Security Company in
SOUTH AFRICA, the sum of US$17.5 (Seventeen Million Five Hundred
Thousand United States Dollars). This was money he planned to use in
buying new machinery and to set up a new farm in Swaziland. After the
death of my father, I decided to flee my country because any member of
my familiy caught in the country is to face political procecution.
I decided to contact a reputable/individual that will assist us to
move
this money out of NETHERLANDS into the regular banking system. For your
role in this transaction, I have agreed to offer you 10% of the total
sum for your assistance, 5% will be mapped out for any expenses that
may
be incurred in the course of this transaction and 85% will be for me
and
my family to invest in your country.
All I want you to do is to help us finish this transaction and the
same
time help us to invest the money into a lucractive business in your
Country .Please get ack to me so that we discuse more concerning this
business proposal. Note that this transaction is 100% risk free. You
should however treat this transaction with absolute confidentiality.
.
|
|
|
| User: "Ball of Fluff" |
|
| Title: Re: What Would You Say To God If You Could Write God An Email? |
02 Jan 2006 01:05:16 PM |
|
|
"Martin Kess" <MartinKess@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:1136145601.969119.145960@f14g2000cwb.googlegroups.com...
SIR,
My name is Masheba Stevens, the eldest son of Dr. Dennis Stevens
from
Zimbabwe. This letter might come as a surprise to
You hold in your hands a great opportunity. You will have a stroke of
GOOD LUCK as soon as you send this letter on! Since the letter must tour the
world, you must make TEN COPIES and send them to your friends. THIS IS NO
JOKE. Please do not send money. Please send this letter as soon as possible
or BAD LUCK may befall you.
Belgarath the Sorcerer received the letter when travelling in Mallorea
and, disbelieving, left it in a pocket of his robe. When he returned
from his trip, he found that his wife had died in childbirth and one of
his daughters hated him, and became an alcoholic. A few months later,
while lying in a gutter outside a tavern in Camaar, he found the letter
and passed it on. The VERY NEXT DAY, he received a vision from his
Master and immediately went on the wagon, and within a month he was
comfortably set up with a whole bevy of Dryads.
Kal Torak received the letter while on a holiday in Arendia and told
himself "I'll pass it on later." Three days later, he was put to sleep
for a few millenia and woke up only to find his worst enemy standing
over him with a flaming sword. He never got to send the letter.
Eriond immediately circulated the letter upon receiving it. Within the
week, he became a god.
Senji the alchemist put the letter away in a drawer and forgot about it.
As a result, sulphurous dust from a volcanic eruption mysteriously
drifted through his window, and for a whole month his experiments always
resulted in "too much sulphur". Piecing the letter together after it and
his desk got blown apart, he sent it on and within THREE DAYS he was
promoted to Dean of the Department of Alchemy.
Chamdar the Grolim broke the chain. Two days after receiving the letter,
he was flash-fried by a snot-nosed kid with too much power for his own
good.
Taiba of Maragor passed the letter on as soon as she received it. The
next day she was saved from vile slavery and met the man of her dreams.
They're now happily married with more than a dozen children
.
|
|
|
| User: "Ball of Fluff" |
|
| Title: Re: What Would You Say To God If You Could Write God An Email? |
03 Jan 2006 03:45:38 PM |
|
|
DEAR friend.
I AM PRINCESS LEIA ORGANA ONLY SURVIVOR OF THE ROYAL FAMILY OF ALDERAN.
I AM MOVED TO WRITE YOU THIS LETTER, IN CONFIDENCE CONSIDERING MY
PRESENT CIRCUMSTANCE AND SITUATION.
I WAS FALSELY IMPRISONED UPON THE IMPERIAL BATTLE STATION "DEATHSTAR"
WHEN MY PLANET WAS HIDEOUSLY DESTROYED AND ENDED BY THE VERY BAD SITH
LORD VADER. I ESCAPED ALONG WITH THE AID OF BRAVE REBELS AND WOOKIES,
AND AM NOW I AM LYING LOW DUE TO THE SITUATION IN THE 4TH MOON OF YAVIN
TILL WHEN THINGS GETS BETTER.
I HAVE CONTROL HERE OF THE SUM OF $25, MILLION IN IMPERIAL CREDITS
DEPOSITED WITH A SECURITY COMPANY FOR SAFEKEEPING ON TATOOINE. THE
FUNDS WERE SHIPPED BY A COURIER SERVICE AS DIPLOMATIC ITEMS OF HIGH
VALUES TO PREVENT THEM FROM KNOWING THE CONTENT. WHAT I WANT YOU TO DO
friend IS TO INDICATE YOUR INTEREST THAT YOU WILL ASSIST ME BY
RECEIVING THE MONEY ON OUR BEHALF FROM TATOOINE AND ASSIST IN INVESTING
THIS MONEY IN ANY LUCRATIVE BUSINESS LIKE MOISTURE FARMS AND STOCK IN
MULTI-PLANETARY COMPANIES AND OTHER SAFE LUCRATIVE INVESTMENT IN YOUR
SECTOR.
MAY I AT THIS POINT EMPHASIZE THE HIGH LEVEL OF CONFIDENTIALITY, WHICH
THIS BUSINESS DEMANDS, AND HOPE YOU WILL NOT BETRAY THE TRUST AND
CONFIDENCE WHICH I REPOSE IN YOU.
IN CONCLUSION, IN THE EVENT YOU ARE INTERESTED TO ASSIST ME I WILL LIKE
YOU TO CONTACT MY LAWYER WHO I HAVE STATIONED IN MOS EISLEY TO WITNESS
THE TRANSACTION TO IT'S CONCLUSION.
YOU CAN REACH HIM ON HIS DIRECT LINE VIA MAIL wattotoy@moseis.com, HIS
NAME IS WATTO THE TOYDARIAN, I HAVE THE FULL TRUST IN HIM.
FINALLY, I HAVE SET ASIDE 15% OF THE TOTAL SUM OF THE FUNDS FOR YOUR
ASSISTANCE, AND 5% FOR ANY EXPENSES THAT SHALL BE INCURRED DURING THIS
TRANSACTION.
PLEASE BE FREE TO DISCUSS WITH MY LAWYER. I SINCERELY WILL APPRECIATE
YOUR ACKNOWLEDGMENT AS SOON AS POSSIBLE.
HELP US, friend, YOU ARE OUR ONLY HOPE.
BEST REGARDS,
PRINCESS L. ORGANA
.
|
|
|
| User: "Michelle Malkin" |
|
| Title: Re: What Would You Say To God If You Could Write God An Email? |
03 Jan 2006 06:48:41 PM |
|
|
"Ball of Fluff" <amafluffygirl@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:1136324738.237997.279170@g49g2000cwa.googlegroups.com...
DEAR friend.
I AM PRINCESS LEIA ORGANA ONLY SURVIVOR OF THE ROYAL FAMILY OF ALDERAN.
I AM MOVED TO WRITE YOU THIS LETTER, IN CONFIDENCE CONSIDERING MY
PRESENT CIRCUMSTANCE AND SITUATION.
I WAS FALSELY IMPRISONED UPON THE IMPERIAL BATTLE STATION "DEATHSTAR"
WHEN MY PLANET WAS HIDEOUSLY DESTROYED AND ENDED BY THE VERY BAD SITH
LORD VADER. I ESCAPED ALONG WITH THE AID OF BRAVE REBELS AND WOOKIES,
AND AM NOW I AM LYING LOW DUE TO THE SITUATION IN THE 4TH MOON OF YAVIN
TILL WHEN THINGS GETS BETTER.
I HAVE CONTROL HERE OF THE SUM OF $25, MILLION IN IMPERIAL CREDITS
DEPOSITED WITH A SECURITY COMPANY FOR SAFEKEEPING ON TATOOINE. THE
FUNDS WERE SHIPPED BY A COURIER SERVICE AS DIPLOMATIC ITEMS OF HIGH
VALUES TO PREVENT THEM FROM KNOWING THE CONTENT. WHAT I WANT YOU TO DO
friend IS TO INDICATE YOUR INTEREST THAT YOU WILL ASSIST ME BY
RECEIVING THE MONEY ON OUR BEHALF FROM TATOOINE AND ASSIST IN INVESTING
THIS MONEY IN ANY LUCRATIVE BUSINESS LIKE MOISTURE FARMS AND STOCK IN
MULTI-PLANETARY COMPANIES AND OTHER SAFE LUCRATIVE INVESTMENT IN YOUR
SECTOR.
MAY I AT THIS POINT EMPHASIZE THE HIGH LEVEL OF CONFIDENTIALITY, WHICH
THIS BUSINESS DEMANDS, AND HOPE YOU WILL NOT BETRAY THE TRUST AND
CONFIDENCE WHICH I REPOSE IN YOU.
IN CONCLUSION, IN THE EVENT YOU ARE INTERESTED TO ASSIST ME I WILL LIKE
YOU TO CONTACT MY LAWYER WHO I HAVE STATIONED IN MOS EISLEY TO WITNESS
THE TRANSACTION TO IT'S CONCLUSION.
YOU CAN REACH HIM ON HIS DIRECT LINE VIA MAIL wattotoy@moseis.com, HIS
NAME IS WATTO THE TOYDARIAN, I HAVE THE FULL TRUST IN HIM.
FINALLY, I HAVE SET ASIDE 15% OF THE TOTAL SUM OF THE FUNDS FOR YOUR
ASSISTANCE, AND 5% FOR ANY EXPENSES THAT SHALL BE INCURRED DURING THIS
TRANSACTION.
PLEASE BE FREE TO DISCUSS WITH MY LAWYER. I SINCERELY WILL APPRECIATE
YOUR ACKNOWLEDGMENT AS SOON AS POSSIBLE.
HELP US, friend, YOU ARE OUR ONLY HOPE.
BEST REGARDS,
PRINCESS L. ORGANA
RotFL! I'll be glad to help you, Princess. But, can I borrow
your hubby for a couple nights first?
.
|
|
|
| User: "Uncle Buck" |
|
| Title: Re: What Would You Say To God If You Could Write God An Email? |
03 Jan 2006 09:03:28 PM |
|
|
On Tue, 3 Jan 2006 19:48:41 -0500, "Michelle Malkin" <hypatiab7@comcast.net>
wrote:
"Ball of Fluff" <amafluffygirl@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:1136324738.237997.279170@g49g2000cwa.googlegroups.com...
DEAR friend.
I AM PRINCESS LEIA ORGANA ONLY SURVIVOR OF THE ROYAL FAMILY OF ALDERAN.
I AM MOVED TO WRITE YOU THIS LETTER, IN CONFIDENCE CONSIDERING MY
PRESENT CIRCUMSTANCE AND SITUATION.
I WAS FALSELY IMPRISONED UPON THE IMPERIAL BATTLE STATION "DEATHSTAR"
WHEN MY PLANET WAS HIDEOUSLY DESTROYED AND ENDED BY THE VERY BAD SITH
LORD VADER. I ESCAPED ALONG WITH THE AID OF BRAVE REBELS AND WOOKIES,
AND AM NOW I AM LYING LOW DUE TO THE SITUATION IN THE 4TH MOON OF YAVIN
TILL WHEN THINGS GETS BETTER.
I HAVE CONTROL HERE OF THE SUM OF $25, MILLION IN IMPERIAL CREDITS
DEPOSITED WITH A SECURITY COMPANY FOR SAFEKEEPING ON TATOOINE. THE
FUNDS WERE SHIPPED BY A COURIER SERVICE AS DIPLOMATIC ITEMS OF HIGH
VALUES TO PREVENT THEM FROM KNOWING THE CONTENT. WHAT I WANT YOU TO DO
friend IS TO INDICATE YOUR INTEREST THAT YOU WILL ASSIST ME BY
RECEIVING THE MONEY ON OUR BEHALF FROM TATOOINE AND ASSIST IN INVESTING
THIS MONEY IN ANY LUCRATIVE BUSINESS LIKE MOISTURE FARMS AND STOCK IN
MULTI-PLANETARY COMPANIES AND OTHER SAFE LUCRATIVE INVESTMENT IN YOUR
SECTOR.
MAY I AT THIS POINT EMPHASIZE THE HIGH LEVEL OF CONFIDENTIALITY, WHICH
THIS BUSINESS DEMANDS, AND HOPE YOU WILL NOT BETRAY THE TRUST AND
CONFIDENCE WHICH I REPOSE IN YOU.
IN CONCLUSION, IN THE EVENT YOU ARE INTERESTED TO ASSIST ME I WILL LIKE
YOU TO CONTACT MY LAWYER WHO I HAVE STATIONED IN MOS EISLEY TO WITNESS
THE TRANSACTION TO IT'S CONCLUSION.
YOU CAN REACH HIM ON HIS DIRECT LINE VIA MAIL wattotoy@moseis.com, HIS
NAME IS WATTO THE TOYDARIAN, I HAVE THE FULL TRUST IN HIM.
FINALLY, I HAVE SET ASIDE 15% OF THE TOTAL SUM OF THE FUNDS FOR YOUR
ASSISTANCE, AND 5% FOR ANY EXPENSES THAT SHALL BE INCURRED DURING THIS
TRANSACTION.
PLEASE BE FREE TO DISCUSS WITH MY LAWYER. I SINCERELY WILL APPRECIATE
YOUR ACKNOWLEDGMENT AS SOON AS POSSIBLE.
HELP US, friend, YOU ARE OUR ONLY HOPE.
BEST REGARDS,
PRINCESS L. ORGANA
RotFL! I'll be glad to help you, Princess. But, can I borrow
your hubby for a couple nights first?
I'll not fight you for the hubby, but only if _you_ don't fight me for her
dress! No, no, not that _white_ dowdy frock she wore through much of it, that
_stunning_ ensemble she wore at the end. If I can have that, I won't do more
than get misty-eyed as you sail away with that beautifully aging sex-god, Hands
So Low. ;-)
--
L8r,
Uncle Buck
aa#88
BAAWA Knight
"The gap betwixt civility and barbarism is the width of a tooth."
.
|
|
|
| User: "Michelle Malkin" |
|
| Title: Re: What Would You Say To God If You Could Write God An Email? |
06 Jan 2006 01:15:12 AM |
|
|
"Uncle Buck" <UncleBuck@SpamMeNot.com> wrote in message
news:dkemr11cjrtld5ea046uvkf3qofttobmd1@4ax.com...
On Tue, 3 Jan 2006 19:48:41 -0500, "Michelle Malkin"
<hypatiab7@comcast.net>
wrote:
"Ball of Fluff" <amafluffygirl@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:1136324738.237997.279170@g49g2000cwa.googlegroups.com...
DEAR friend.
I AM PRINCESS LEIA ORGANA ONLY SURVIVOR OF THE ROYAL FAMILY OF ALDERAN.
I AM MOVED TO WRITE YOU THIS LETTER, IN CONFIDENCE CONSIDERING MY
PRESENT CIRCUMSTANCE AND SITUATION.
I WAS FALSELY IMPRISONED UPON THE IMPERIAL BATTLE STATION "DEATHSTAR"
WHEN MY PLANET WAS HIDEOUSLY DESTROYED AND ENDED BY THE VERY BAD SITH
LORD VADER. I ESCAPED ALONG WITH THE AID OF BRAVE REBELS AND WOOKIES,
AND AM NOW I AM LYING LOW DUE TO THE SITUATION IN THE 4TH MOON OF YAVIN
TILL WHEN THINGS GETS BETTER.
I HAVE CONTROL HERE OF THE SUM OF $25, MILLION IN IMPERIAL CREDITS
DEPOSITED WITH A SECURITY COMPANY FOR SAFEKEEPING ON TATOOINE. THE
FUNDS WERE SHIPPED BY A COURIER SERVICE AS DIPLOMATIC ITEMS OF HIGH
VALUES TO PREVENT THEM FROM KNOWING THE CONTENT. WHAT I WANT YOU TO DO
friend IS TO INDICATE YOUR INTEREST THAT YOU WILL ASSIST ME BY
RECEIVING THE MONEY ON OUR BEHALF FROM TATOOINE AND ASSIST IN INVESTING
THIS MONEY IN ANY LUCRATIVE BUSINESS LIKE MOISTURE FARMS AND STOCK IN
MULTI-PLANETARY COMPANIES AND OTHER SAFE LUCRATIVE INVESTMENT IN YOUR
SECTOR.
MAY I AT THIS POINT EMPHASIZE THE HIGH LEVEL OF CONFIDENTIALITY, WHICH
THIS BUSINESS DEMANDS, AND HOPE YOU WILL NOT BETRAY THE TRUST AND
CONFIDENCE WHICH I REPOSE IN YOU.
IN CONCLUSION, IN THE EVENT YOU ARE INTERESTED TO ASSIST ME I WILL LIKE
YOU TO CONTACT MY LAWYER WHO I HAVE STATIONED IN MOS EISLEY TO WITNESS
THE TRANSACTION TO IT'S CONCLUSION.
YOU CAN REACH HIM ON HIS DIRECT LINE VIA MAIL wattotoy@moseis.com, HIS
NAME IS WATTO THE TOYDARIAN, I HAVE THE FULL TRUST IN HIM.
FINALLY, I HAVE SET ASIDE 15% OF THE TOTAL SUM OF THE FUNDS FOR YOUR
ASSISTANCE, AND 5% FOR ANY EXPENSES THAT SHALL BE INCURRED DURING THIS
TRANSACTION.
PLEASE BE FREE TO DISCUSS WITH MY LAWYER. I SINCERELY WILL APPRECIATE
YOUR ACKNOWLEDGMENT AS SOON AS POSSIBLE.
HELP US, friend, YOU ARE OUR ONLY HOPE.
BEST REGARDS,
PRINCESS L. ORGANA
RotFL! I'll be glad to help you, Princess. But, can I borrow
your hubby for a couple nights first?
I'll not fight you for the hubby, but only if _you_ don't fight me for her
dress! No, no, not that _white_ dowdy frock she wore through much of it,
that
_stunning_ ensemble she wore at the end. If I can have that, I won't do
more
than get misty-eyed as you sail away with that beautifully aging sex-god,
Hands
So Low. ;-)
If I can sail off to Westernlands with Hands
So Low, (looking like he did in TESB) you can
have Mrs. So Low's Jaba the Hutt ensemble.
And, the Award Ceremony ensemble, too.
--
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
Michelle Malkin (Mickey) aa list#1
BAAWA Knight & Bible Thumper Thumper
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
--
L8r,
Uncle Buck
aa#88
BAAWA Knight
"The gap betwixt civility and barbarism is the width of a tooth."
.
|
|
|
|
|
|
| User: "" |
|
| Title: Re: What Would You Say To God If You Could Write God An Email? |
06 Jan 2006 01:20:12 AM |
|
|
Ball of Fluff wrote:
DEAR friend.
I AM PRINCESS LEIA ORGANA ONLY SURVIVOR OF THE ROYAL FAMILY OF ALDERAN.
I AM MOVED TO WRITE YOU THIS LETTER, IN CONFIDENCE CONSIDERING MY
PRESENT CIRCUMSTANCE AND SITUATION.
I WAS FALSELY IMPRISONED UPON THE IMPERIAL BATTLE STATION "DEATHSTAR"
WHEN MY PLANET WAS HIDEOUSLY DESTROYED AND ENDED BY THE VERY BAD SITH
LORD VADER. I ESCAPED ALONG WITH THE AID OF BRAVE REBELS AND WOOKIES,
AND AM NOW I AM LYING LOW DUE TO THE SITUATION IN THE 4TH MOON OF YAVIN
TILL WHEN THINGS GETS BETTER.
I HAVE CONTROL HERE OF THE SUM OF $25, MILLION IN IMPERIAL CREDITS
DEPOSITED WITH A SECURITY COMPANY FOR SAFEKEEPING ON TATOOINE. THE
FUNDS WERE SHIPPED BY A COURIER SERVICE AS DIPLOMATIC ITEMS OF HIGH
VALUES TO PREVENT THEM FROM KNOWING THE CONTENT. WHAT I WANT YOU TO DO
friend IS TO INDICATE YOUR INTEREST THAT YOU WILL ASSIST ME BY
RECEIVING THE MONEY ON OUR BEHALF FROM TATOOINE AND ASSIST IN INVESTING
THIS MONEY IN ANY LUCRATIVE BUSINESS LIKE MOISTURE FARMS AND STOCK IN
MULTI-PLANETARY COMPANIES AND OTHER SAFE LUCRATIVE INVESTMENT IN YOUR
SECTOR.
MAY I AT THIS POINT EMPHASIZE THE HIGH LEVEL OF CONFIDENTIALITY, WHICH
THIS BUSINESS DEMANDS, AND HOPE YOU WILL NOT BETRAY THE TRUST AND
CONFIDENCE WHICH I REPOSE IN YOU.
IN CONCLUSION, IN THE EVENT YOU ARE INTERESTED TO ASSIST ME I WILL LIKE
YOU TO CONTACT MY LAWYER WHO I HAVE STATIONED IN MOS EISLEY TO WITNESS
THE TRANSACTION TO IT'S CONCLUSION.
YOU CAN REACH HIM ON HIS DIRECT LINE VIA MAIL wattotoy@moseis.com, HIS
NAME IS WATTO THE TOYDARIAN, I HAVE THE FULL TRUST IN HIM.
FINALLY, I HAVE SET ASIDE 15% OF THE TOTAL SUM OF THE FUNDS FOR YOUR
ASSISTANCE, AND 5% FOR ANY EXPENSES THAT SHALL BE INCURRED DURING THIS
TRANSACTION.
PLEASE BE FREE TO DISCUSS WITH MY LAWYER. I SINCERELY WILL APPRECIATE
YOUR ACKNOWLEDGMENT AS SOON AS POSSIBLE.
HELP US, friend, YOU ARE OUR ONLY HOPE.
BEST REGARDS,
PRINCESS L. ORGANA
Not I know who the nut is who spams my mail box.
.
|
|
|
|
|
| User: "" |
|
| Title: Re: What Would You Say To God If You Could Write God An Email? |
03 Jan 2006 01:23:49 PM |
|
|
On Mon, 2 Jan 2006 11:05:16 -0800, "Ball of Fluff"
<getoffmyass@fluffentology.com> wrote in alt.atheism
"Martin Kess" <MartinKess@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:1136145601.969119.145960@f14g2000cwb.googlegroups.com...
SIR,
My name is Masheba Stevens, the eldest son of Dr. Dennis Stevens
from
Zimbabwe. This letter might come as a surprise to
You hold in your hands a great opportunity. You will have a stroke of
GOOD LUCK as soon as you send this letter on! Since the letter must tour the
world, you must make TEN COPIES and send them to your friends. THIS IS NO
JOKE. Please do not send money. Please send this letter as soon as possible
or BAD LUCK may befall you.
Belgarath the Sorcerer received the letter when travelling in Mallorea
and, disbelieving, left it in a pocket of his robe. When he returned
from his trip, he found that his wife had died in childbirth and one of
his daughters hated him, and became an alcoholic. A few months later,
while lying in a gutter outside a tavern in Camaar, he found the letter
and passed it on. The VERY NEXT DAY, he received a vision from his
Master and immediately went on the wagon, and within a month he was
comfortably set up with a whole bevy of Dryads.
Kal Torak received the letter while on a holiday in Arendia and told
himself "I'll pass it on later." Three days later, he was put to sleep
for a few millenia and woke up only to find his worst enemy standing
over him with a flaming sword. He never got to send the letter.
Eriond immediately circulated the letter upon receiving it. Within the
week, he became a god.
Senji the alchemist put the letter away in a drawer and forgot about it.
As a result, sulphurous dust from a volcanic eruption mysteriously
drifted through his window, and for a whole month his experiments always
resulted in "too much sulphur". Piecing the letter together after it and
his desk got blown apart, he sent it on and within THREE DAYS he was
promoted to Dean of the Department of Alchemy.
Chamdar the Grolim broke the chain. Two days after receiving the letter,
he was flash-fried by a snot-nosed kid with too much power for his own
good.
Taiba of Maragor passed the letter on as soon as she received it. The
next day she was saved from vile slavery and met the man of her dreams.
They're now happily married with more than a dozen children
ROFLMAO!!!! Nicely done.
--
Fundies and trolls are urged to shove
a wooden cross up their arses and rotate
at a high rate of speed.
.
|
|
|
|
|
| User: "Someone" |
|
| Title: Re: What Would You Say To God If You Could Write God An Email? |
01 Jan 2006 02:25:29 PM |
|
|
Stop lying! You should be a shamed of yourself!!
On 1 Jan 2006 12:00:02 -0800, "Martin Kess" <MartinKess@gmail.com>
used recycled pixels to say:
SIR,
My name is Masheba Stevens, the eldest son of Dr. Dennis Stevens
from
Zimbabwe. This letter might come as a surprise to you about where I got
your contact address and how I knew you. I got your address from the
World Private Label and your name was choosen at of many.
During the current war against the farmers in Zimbabwe from the
supporters of our President Robert Mugabe to claim all the white-owned
farms for his party members and his followers, he ordered all white
farmers to surrender all their farms to his party members and his
followers. My father was one of the biggest farmers in our country and
because he strongly opposed Mugabe's ideas, Mugabe's supporters invaded
my father's farm and burnt everything in the farm, killing my father
and
made away with a lot of items in my father's farm.
Before his death, my father had deposited with one Security Company in
SOUTH AFRICA, the sum of US$17.5 (Seventeen Million Five Hundred
Thousand United States Dollars). This was money he planned to use in
buying new machinery and to set up a new farm in Swaziland. After the
death of my father, I decided to flee my country because any member of
my familiy caught in the country is to face political procecution.
I decided to contact a reputable/individual that will assist us to
move
this money out of NETHERLANDS into the regular banking system. For your
role in this transaction, I have agreed to offer you 10% of the total
sum for your assistance, 5% will be mapped out for any expenses that
may
be incurred in the course of this transaction and 85% will be for me
and
my family to invest in your country.
All I want you to do is to help us finish this transaction and the
same
time help us to invest the money into a lucractive business in your
Country .Please get ack to me so that we discuse more concerning this
business proposal. Note that this transaction is 100% risk free. You
should however treat this transaction with absolute confidentiality.
mailto:postmaster@127.0.0.1
.
|
|
|
|
|
|
Related Articles |
|
|
