Douglas Berry wrote:

What's so funny about peace, love and "nathan_satan"

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nathan_satan is not sane, it can't be reasoned with.

"Neil Kelsey" <neil_kelsey@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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nathan_satan wrote:

"Uncle Vic" <address@withheld.com> wrote in message

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Once upon a time in alt.christnet.christianlife, dear sweet Andrew B.
Chung, MD/PhD (andrew@heartmdphd.com) made the light shine upon us with
this:

And how about 'your' scientists still not being able to find a cure for AIDS, cancer?

Next time you get tuberculosis or leprecy or appendicitis or are
mangled in a car accident and need a blood transfusion why don't you
refuse all that scientific medical treatment and pray instead?

Maybe I will. Who the ***** are you to tell me I shouldn't?

Anyway, the next time something 'unusual' happens (and if it hasn't till
now, I can't imagine how blind and stupid you actually really are, Neil),
call Oxford or some other place where atheists are discovering their 'evidences'
of God's nonexistance, and ask them to explain some of those 'unusual'
things/stuff/circumstances etc etc.

Or even better; the next time you reach for your credit card... mwahahaha!

Or, even better! The next time you see an honest person going 'down'.
call some of your scientists and scholars to help him, Neil.

To speak TRUTH, not to either
manipulate people or keeping their mouth shut, which makes them COMPLACENT!
(I hope I spelled it right... left?)

No, no, no, no! I have an even better one for you, Neil.

Why don't you whip out your american (supposedly) creditcard, buy yourself an
airplane ticket to let's say... Moldavia, or if that is not too exotic for your tiny
american brain (or english for that fact, cause in the end the two are the same,

except one spells 'color' and zie other spells 'colour'), Togo, Nigeria, Indonesia...
*****, if you are a cheap american *****, you don't even have to take such expeditions
to such places that are so 'far far away'. Go to Central America, for instance.

Now, be focused, we continue:

When you get there (Moldavia, Indonesia etc etc), you go and find an average citizen/person
with an average income, and do please tell him about zie efforts zie western welt iz making in
order to help THEM and THEIR children.

or even better... tell them about quantum physics.

If by any chance you see any of the youngsters, show them Apple Mac, or explain them
what HDTV really is and what are the benefits of using a HDTV receiver instead of the
analogue one.

I bet my *****, 'Neil', that you would be a raging success there... sheesh, aren't them stoopid
ignorant poor people really appreciating zie efforts of zie 'western welt scientists' and
'scholars'?

'Yes, yes!' Neil and Vic shouted... neverminding the fact that 'poor and dumb and ignorant'
people cannot afford such extravaganzas of zie 'modern, rational and educated' world...

Goddamnit, Neil. I am so happy to live in this modern age where 'reason', and 'evidence' and
'logic' prevails.

Like in your country, or UK, or France... aaah, zie towers of zie Wienna... ah...
zie paintings of Picasso... ah... culture, science, schools, diplomas... aaah... it iz zo schoen!

How about all those 'highly' educated intellectuals all over the world... still not being
able to stop wars, poverty, injustice?

We're TRYING, but you lunatic theists are hard to reason with.

I see how you are 'trying'. By being bigger morons than the ones with who you do not agree
with, about something both really do not know if it does exists. And 'you', atheists', call
yourselves
smart? Intelligent? You assume your 'work' is doing so much good?

lmao!

Zie 11th century church has timetravelled to 2006! A few minor improvements of zie LIE,
and it is called; ATHEISM! EVERYTHING theism is not! LMAO!

Suckers...

Comeon Vic... lemme hear you say "I'm full of *****".

Sorry, Vic, I couldn't resist.

Or even better; "I undermine God every chance I, Vic, get!".

Prove there's a god to undermine. Good luck with that, actual
intelligent theists haven't done it yet and they've had thousands of
years; I don't like your chances.

Look, Neil... you are a very shallow person. I don't care how much diplomas
you have. As far as I'm concerned... you can be the Nobel prize winner, 5 times,
and you can be the ***** among scientists... nevertheless, you still are a shallow
person.

But fortunately, I am not.

So here, lemme tell you something; even if I was to find
true and real 'evidence' about God's existance, you still wouldn't believe me, nor would
you accept that 'evidence'.

Why? To make a long story short, here is only 1 reason;
if that evidence should come to 'light', and if that evidence would be scientifically
'approved' (sieg heil herr doktor!), you as an atheist 'Neil' would have to face a fact that what
you have believed all those years you have spent as a cynical, evil and narrowminded
atheist... would be WRONG!

Which would mean; you are stupid, Neil.

So please... do not treat me like any other man out there, for whom you think is 'dumb'
cause he says something BAD about atheism. Godforbid to criticise atheism... sheesh!

I heard people say that Jews behave in that manner... nothing bad can be said about them.

Hm... interresting. Don't you think, Neil? Don't you think that is a TAD hypocritical?

And yes, I do think and I do stand behind it; atheists are hypocrats as much as theists
are. And while you are making fun of those 'regular' theists, Neil, I sure am having one
hell of a time making fun of you, or any other atheist LIKE you, Neil. Cause, when you
are laughing about how funny theists are, and while you are laughing about how theists
are oozing with hypocrisy, and while you are laughing about how theists are 'lying'... at
the same time I am laughing at them AND you. Ain't that fun?

Nevertheless, it does me no good. And on the other hand... you atheists are brainwashing
more and more people. A bit more refined than theists, but you are almost the same. With
minor differences.

Come on, Vic, be a man! You are among your own... they will applaud and agree
with you! Safe inside the flock, Vic...

We're laughing at you Chunks. We're laughing at your prayers, we're
laughing at your beliefs, and we're laughing at your LORD.

When in fact you are laughing at yourself, boy!

May the Force be with you.

BWAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

May you die never knowing what God really is. How about that?

That's not much of a threat to an atheist.

Threat? I see. Silly theists make threats with 'God' or 'Hell', but not atheists! No sir!
WE, atheists, make threat with guns! Sure we do! Or a fist! REAL threats in REAL
world, am I right Neil, huh? Hahahahahahaha...

Neil... a dumb man. God surely need to be 'scared' of people like you, Neil.

Oh, now it is not ok?Oh, little baby Vic is hurt? Oh, my oh my! Crying little baby Vic, aren't

you?