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24 Sep 2005 09:21:13 PM |
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Re: ...wherez my dougie??...the big *****... |
On Sat, 24 Sep 2005 23:59:30 GMT, "Paps Schmere" <nowhere@all.net> wrote in
message <CLlZe.3576$QE1.2508@newsread2.news.atl.earthlink.net>:
...well dougie...u know i luv n respect u...
'specially in the morn...well...letz forget
the 'luv'...u couldn't handle the pace...
....respect??...well...we'll see 'bout that...
...i need yer help...yer powerz that will
obviously send u to hell...r required to
most assuredly place us hand-in-hand
as we dance like a marionette in the
vengence of the lord....
..i need a 'can', silencer, noise suppersor,
whatever the fuk u wanna call it...
...now i found a barrell for my ruger p89
without the fbi or the atf trtin' to slip a finger
up my *****...but...
...i need a 'can'..the damn thing HAS!! to fit
a 1.5x28 thread base...i have scourced the
fukin' earth...was even thinkin' or re-animating
ol' chickelgruber...but...black magic ain't what it
use to be....
..so..any advice??...i can even get julez to
tongue yer bung-hole....shez into the 'taste'...
peace...those footstepz you here behind u...
relax...itz only me...<click, click>...
i have what you need. mail me US$2500 and you'll receive the part by return
mail within 14 days.
i have a drug lord connection here who can supply me with all these kinds of
things.
i get it from him for a buck and a half and i sell it on to you for $2500.
if you delay your decision by an hour, the price rises to $5000. so let's
expedite this now while i'm in a giving mood.
--
smash yer modem, reboot, kill yerself
Jon Upfold, universal arsehole, ***** extraordinaire
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| Title: Re: ...wherez my dougie??...the big *****... |
25 Sep 2005 01:26:40 PM |
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Once upon a midnight dearie
I woke with something in my head
I couldn't escape the memory
Of a phone call and of what you said
Like a game show contestant with a parting gift
I could not believe my eyes
When I saw through the voice of a trusted friend
Who needs to humor me and tell me lies
Yeah humor me and tell me lies
And I'll lie too and say I don't mind
And as we seek so shall we find
And when you're feeling open I'll still be here
But not without a certain degree of fear
Of what will be with you and me
I still can see things hopefully
But you
Why you wanna give me a run-around
Is it a sure-fire way to speed things up
When all it does is slow me down
And shake me and my confidence
About a great many things
But I've been there I can see it cower
Like a nervous magician waiting in the wings
Of a bad play where the heroes are right
And nobody thinks or expects too much
And Hollywood's calling for the movie rights
Singing hey babe let's keep in touch
Hey baby let's keep in touch
But I want more than a touch I want you to reach me
And show me all the things no one else can see
So what you feel becomes mine as well
And soon if we're lucky we'd be unable to tell
What's yours and mine the fishing's fine
And it doesn't have to rhyme so don't you feed me a line
But you
Why you wanna give me a run-around
Is it a sure-fire way to speed things up
When all it does is slow me down
Tra la la la la bomba dear this is the pilot speaking
And I've got some news for you
It seems my ship still stands no matter what you drop
And there ain't a whole lot that you can do
Oh sure the banner may be torn and the wind's gotten colder
Perhaps I've grown a little cynical
But I know no matter what the waitress brings
I shall drink in and always be full
My cup shall always be full
Oh I like coffee
And I like tea
I'd like to be able to enter a final plea
I still got this dream that you just can't shake
I love you to the point you can no longer take
Well all right okay
So be that way
I hope and pray
That there's something left to say
But you
Why you wanna give me a run-around
Is it a sure-fire way to speed things up
When all it does is slow me down
But you
Why you wanna give me a run-around
Is it a sure-fire way to speed things up
When all it does is slow me down
--
smash yer modem, reboot, kill yerself
Jon Upfold, universal arsehole, ***** extraordinaire
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| Title: Re: ...wherez my dougie??...the big *****... |
26 Sep 2005 04:21:56 AM |
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On Sun, 25 Sep 2005 18:26:40 GMT, "Paps Schmere" <nowhere@all.net> wrote in
message <AZBZe.3917$QE1.1614@newsread2.news.atl.earthlink.net>:
Once upon a midnight dearie
the price is now US$10 000.
keep talking. next time, the price is US$20 000. from there, it just becomes
astronomical.
and here's the kicker - you don't have a choice.
you will fucking pay.
or you die.
it's all very simple.
i'm the perfect most horrendous nightmare kidnapper you could hope to tangle
with.
i'd kidnap two children.
both would speak to their parents.
then the parents would listen (and later view the videotape of) to the
screams of one of their children being cut up alive with a chainsaw.
they wouldn't have a choice about that - one of their children is gonna die
no matter what.
then they pay whatever i demand which i increase every hour that i am not
paid.
then i cut up the other child anyway, find the parents and kill them too.
everyone dies.
i get rich.
yeah.
then wherever i go, the bodies pile up.
i'm not sick. i just recognise that the human race needs culling. there's
too many of us. losing a couple of billion human beings is a good thing.
if this planet lost 4 billion humans, that would be bloody marvelous!
--
smash yer modem, reboot, kill yerself
Jon Upfold, universal arsehole, ***** extraordinaire
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| User: "the14thdisciple" |
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26 Sep 2005 04:46:16 AM |
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i'd kidnap two children.
both would speak to their parents.
then the parents would listen (and later view the videotape of) to the
screams of one of their children being cut up alive with a chainsaw.
they wouldn't have a choice about that - one of their children is gonna die
no matter what.
then they pay whatever i demand which i increase every hour that i am not
paid.
.... signifying A return to the kind of 'boom-and-bust' economy witch
made the Demmocrats unelectable in the first place!
loaf Form 14
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| User: "=?UTF-8?B?TcOQ?=" |
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01 Oct 2005 03:06:40 AM |
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Jon wrote:
On Sun, 25 Sep 2005 18:26:40 GMT, "Paps Schmere" <nowhere@all.net> wrote
in message <AZBZe.3917$QE1.1614@newsread2.news.atl.earthlink.net>:
Once upon a midnight dearie
the price is now US$10 000.
keep talking. next time, the price is US$20 000. from there, it just
becomes astronomical.
and here's the kicker - you don't have a choice.
you will fucking pay.
or you die.
it's all very simple.
i'm the perfect most horrendous nightmare kidnapper you could hope to
tangle with.
i'd kidnap two children.
both would speak to their parents.
then the parents would listen (and later view the videotape of) to the
screams of one of their children being cut up alive with a chainsaw.
they wouldn't have a choice about that - one of their children is gonna
die no matter what.
then they pay whatever i demand which i increase every hour that i am not
paid.
then i cut up the other child anyway, find the parents and kill them too.
everyone dies.
i get rich.
yeah.
then wherever i go, the bodies pile up.
i'm not sick. i just recognise that the human race needs culling. there's
too many of us. losing a couple of billion human beings is a good thing.
if this planet lost 4 billion humans, that would be bloody marvelous!
agreed.. we could easily wipe out China, Japan, the entire Far-east, Middle
East, Russia, Central and South America, and every African nation north of
South Africa, and gas prices would drop to under a buck a gallon.
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| Title: Re: ...wherez my dougie??...the big *****... |
01 Oct 2005 03:59:23 PM |
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On Sat, 01 Oct 2005 08:06:40 GMT, M <mM@sSrEmOvEr.m> wrote in
message <3043340.yhkz9Nkn0a@max.com>:
Jon wrote:
On Sun, 25 Sep 2005 18:26:40 GMT, "Paps Schmere" <nowhere@all.net> wrote
in message <AZBZe.3917$QE1.1614@newsread2.news.atl.earthlink.net>:
Once upon a midnight dearie
the price is now US$10 000.
keep talking. next time, the price is US$20 000. from there, it just
becomes astronomical.
and here's the kicker - you don't have a choice.
you will fucking pay.
or you die.
it's all very simple.
i'm the perfect most horrendous nightmare kidnapper you could hope to
tangle with.
i'd kidnap two children.
both would speak to their parents.
then the parents would listen (and later view the videotape of) to the
screams of one of their children being cut up alive with a chainsaw.
they wouldn't have a choice about that - one of their children is gonna
die no matter what.
then they pay whatever i demand which i increase every hour that i am not
paid.
then i cut up the other child anyway, find the parents and kill them too.
everyone dies.
i get rich.
yeah.
then wherever i go, the bodies pile up.
i'm not sick. i just recognise that the human race needs culling. there's
too many of us. losing a couple of billion human beings is a good thing.
if this planet lost 4 billion humans, that would be bloody marvelous!
agreed.. we could easily wipe out China, Japan, the entire Far-east, Middle
East, Russia, Central and South America, and every African nation north of
South Africa, and gas prices would drop to under a buck a gallon.
remember SARS? it killed under 800 people (worldwide).
H5N1 is a mutant bird flu virus. so far it has killed 66 people since late
2003. it's kill ratio is 50%, i.e. for every two people who catch it, one
dies. people contract it directly from infected birds.
if H5N1 mutates further so that human to human (airborne) transmission is
possible, it is estimated by the WHO that it will kill 150 million people
worldwide. they rate this as highly likely.
remember, if you contract it, you flip a coin to decide whether you live or
die.
this one is serious. 150 million? i don't know why they estimate such a low
figure. potentially it has the ability to halve the world pop (over 3.3
billion dead).
H5N1 will make Bubonic plague look like a toy plague.
the 1918 flu pandemic killed 40 million (more than WWI claimed).
Too many people today are vastly overconfident in our modern technology and
medicine. They don't think it could happen that the world would get
devastated by disease. They think that those things could only happen in the
Middle ages.
Fact is that doctors and medical researchers still know *****. All they know
they discovered by accident (serendipity).
http://www.wired.com/news/medtech/0,1286,68962,00.html?tw=rss.TOP
--
smash yer modem, reboot, kill yerself
Jon Upfold, universal arsehole, ***** extraordinaire
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| Title: Re: ...wherez my dougie??...the big *****... |
02 Oct 2005 08:47:52 AM |
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Jon wrote:
On Sat, 01 Oct 2005 08:06:40 GMT, MÐ <mÃÐMÁ×¹@ÅsSrEmOvEr.çøm> wrote in
message <3043340.yhkz9Nkn0a@max.com>:
Jon wrote:
On Sun, 25 Sep 2005 18:26:40 GMT, "Paps Schmere" <nowhere@all.net> wrote
in message <AZBZe.3917$QE1.1614@newsread2.news.atl.earthlink.net>:
Once upon a midnight dearie
the price is now US$10 000.
keep talking. next time, the price is US$20 000. from there, it just
becomes astronomical.
and here's the kicker - you don't have a choice.
you will fucking pay.
or you die.
it's all very simple.
i'm the perfect most horrendous nightmare kidnapper you could hope to
tangle with.
i'd kidnap two children.
both would speak to their parents.
then the parents would listen (and later view the videotape of) to the
screams of one of their children being cut up alive with a chainsaw.
they wouldn't have a choice about that - one of their children is gonna
die no matter what.
then they pay whatever i demand which i increase every hour that i am
not paid.
then i cut up the other child anyway, find the parents and kill them
too. everyone dies.
i get rich.
yeah.
then wherever i go, the bodies pile up.
i'm not sick. i just recognise that the human race needs culling.
there's too many of us. losing a couple of billion human beings is a
good thing. if this planet lost 4 billion humans, that would be bloody
marvelous!
agreed.. we could easily wipe out China, Japan, the entire Far-east,
Middle East, Russia, Central and South America, and every African nation
north of South Africa, and gas prices would drop to under a buck a gallon.
remember SARS? it killed under 800 people (worldwide).
H5N1 is a mutant bird flu virus. so far it has killed 66 people since late
2003. it's kill ratio is 50%, i.e. for every two people who catch it, one
dies. people contract it directly from infected birds.
if H5N1 mutates further so that human to human (airborne) transmission is
possible, it is estimated by the WHO that it will kill 150 million people
worldwide. they rate this as highly likely.
<jacking off furiously>
remember, if you contract it, you flip a coin to decide whether you live
or die.
this one is serious. 150 million? i don't know why they estimate such a
low figure. potentially it has the ability to halve the world pop (over
3.3 billion dead).
H5N1 will make Bubonic plague look like a toy plague.
<SPLURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT!!!>
the 1918 flu pandemic killed 40 million (more than WWI claimed).
Too many people today are vastly overconfident in our modern technology
and medicine. They don't think it could happen that the world would get
devastated by disease. They think that those things could only happen in
the Middle ages.
Fact is that doctors and medical researchers still know *****. All they
know they discovered by accident (serendipity).
Absolutely. The entire health care, pharmaceutical, and food manufacturing
sector is a perpetual money machine, each relying on the others to endlessly
sustain profits. We eat ***** that eventually drives us to a physician who
prescribes drugs to alter our body chemistry just enough to temporarily
provide relief so we'll continue to eat the ***** that gave us the condition
in the first place. When's the last time you felt physically empowered?
I'll gamble never. You've bought into the American system, love American
food, and are now, currently, as we type, _dying_ a slow and horrible death.
...and since your country has not developed the same immunity to the crap
that is daily shoved down your throat, I estimate you have less than a year
to live
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| User: "Jon" |
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03 Oct 2005 05:17:54 AM |
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On Sun, 02 Oct 2005 13:47:52 GMT, M <mM@sSrEmOvEr.m> wrote in
message <2288351.QMXyVoUQ5I@max.com>:
Jon wrote:
remember SARS? it killed under 800 people (worldwide).
H5N1 is a mutant bird flu virus. so far it has killed 66 people since late
2003. it's kill ratio is 50%, i.e. for every two people who catch it, one
dies. people contract it directly from infected birds.
if H5N1 mutates further so that human to human (airborne) transmission is
possible, it is estimated by the WHO that it will kill 150 million people
worldwide. they rate this as highly likely.
<jacking off furiously>
remember, if you contract it, you flip a coin to decide whether you live
or die.
this one is serious. 150 million? i don't know why they estimate such a
low figure. potentially it has the ability to halve the world pop (over
3.3 billion dead).
H5N1 will make Bubonic plague look like a toy plague.
<SPLURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT!!!>
they overconfidently believe that they will be able to contain the spread.
--
smash yer modem, reboot, kill yerself
Jon Upfold, universal arsehole, ***** extraordinaire
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| User: "=?UTF-8?B?TcOQ?=" |
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05 Oct 2005 02:17:04 AM |
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Jon wrote:
On Sun, 02 Oct 2005 13:47:52 GMT, MÐ <mÃÐMÁ×¹@ÅsSrEmOvEr.çøm> wrote in
message <2288351.QMXyVoUQ5I@max.com>:
Jon wrote:
remember SARS? it killed under 800 people (worldwide).
H5N1 is a mutant bird flu virus. so far it has killed 66 people since
late 2003. it's kill ratio is 50%, i.e. for every two people who catch
it, one dies. people contract it directly from infected birds.
if H5N1 mutates further so that human to human (airborne) transmission
is possible, it is estimated by the WHO that it will kill 150 million
people worldwide. they rate this as highly likely.
<jacking off furiously>
remember, if you contract it, you flip a coin to decide whether you live
or die.
this one is serious. 150 million? i don't know why they estimate such a
low figure. potentially it has the ability to halve the world pop (over
3.3 billion dead).
H5N1 will make Bubonic plague look like a toy plague.
<SPLURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT!!!>
they overconfidently believe that they will be able to contain the spread.
It'd be nice if the kill ratio was a hundred males for every one female.
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| User: "Jon" |
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05 Oct 2005 09:55:23 PM |
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On Wed, 05 Oct 2005 07:17:04 GMT, M <mM@sSrEmOvEr.m> wrote in
message <2653512.RW69W2TyZz@max.com>:
Jon wrote:
On Sun, 02 Oct 2005 13:47:52 GMT, M <mM@sSrEmOvEr.m> wrote in
Jon wrote:
remember SARS? it killed under 800 people (worldwide).
H5N1 is a mutant bird flu virus. so far it has killed 66 people since
late 2003. it's kill ratio is 50%, i.e. for every two people who catch
it, one dies. people contract it directly from infected birds.
if H5N1 mutates further so that human to human (airborne) transmission
is possible, it is estimated by the WHO that it will kill 150 million
people worldwide. they rate this as highly likely.
<jacking off furiously>
remember, if you contract it, you flip a coin to decide whether you live
or die.
this one is serious. 150 million? i don't know why they estimate such a
low figure. potentially it has the ability to halve the world pop (over
3.3 billion dead).
H5N1 will make Bubonic plague look like a toy plague.
<SPLURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT!!!>
they overconfidently believe that they will be able to contain the spread.
It'd be nice if the kill ratio was a hundred males for every one female.
better that the women go. they are responsible for the population explosion.
men will just have to learn to be more tender towards each other.
--
smash yer modem, reboot, kill yerself
Jon Upfold, universal arsehole, ***** extraordinaire
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| User: "=?UTF-8?B?TcOQ?=" |
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07 Oct 2005 10:47:30 PM |
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Jon wrote:
On Wed, 05 Oct 2005 07:17:04 GMT, MÐ <mÃÐMÁ×¹@ÅsSrEmOvEr.çøm> wrote in
message <2653512.RW69W2TyZz@max.com>:
Jon wrote:
On Sun, 02 Oct 2005 13:47:52 GMT, MÐ <mÃÐMÁ×¹@ÅsSrEmOvEr.çøm> wrote in
Jon wrote:
remember SARS? it killed under 800 people (worldwide).
H5N1 is a mutant bird flu virus. so far it has killed 66 people since
late 2003. it's kill ratio is 50%, i.e. for every two people who catch
it, one dies. people contract it directly from infected birds.
if H5N1 mutates further so that human to human (airborne) transmission
is possible, it is estimated by the WHO that it will kill 150 million
people worldwide. they rate this as highly likely.
<jacking off furiously>
remember, if you contract it, you flip a coin to decide whether you
live or die.
this one is serious. 150 million? i don't know why they estimate such
a low figure. potentially it has the ability to halve the world pop
(over 3.3 billion dead).
H5N1 will make Bubonic plague look like a toy plague.
<SPLURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT!!!>
they overconfidently believe that they will be able to contain the
spread.
It'd be nice if the kill ratio was a hundred males for every one female.
better that the women go. they are responsible for the population
explosion.
men will just have to learn to be more tender towards each other.
ermm.. I was thinking more along the lines of having harems again. I
don't know about you, but having a hundred 16 to 20yr old wives would be
kinda exhilerating. The moment they hit sixteen, they get a razor (keep
that bush shaved), a box full of lingerie, massage oils, and scented soaps.
Once they hit twenty, they're out in the fields picking cotton, sewing your
clothes, cooking, cleaning, etc..
Go H5N1, GO!
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| User: "Jon" |
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08 Oct 2005 05:45:31 PM |
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On Sat, 08 Oct 2005 03:47:30 GMT, M <mM@sSrEmOvEr.m> wrote in
message <10176015.TsxlMKdSKG@max.com>:
Jon wrote:
On Wed, 05 Oct 2005 07:17:04 GMT, M <mM@sSrEmOvEr.m> wrote in
Jon wrote:
On Sun, 02 Oct 2005 13:47:52 GMT, M <mM@sSrEmOvEr.m> wrote in
Jon wrote:
remember SARS? it killed under 800 people (worldwide).
H5N1 is a mutant bird flu virus. so far it has killed 66 people since
late 2003. it's kill ratio is 50%, i.e. for every two people who catch
it, one dies. people contract it directly from infected birds.
if H5N1 mutates further so that human to human (airborne) transmission
is possible, it is estimated by the WHO that it will kill 150 million
people worldwide. they rate this as highly likely.
<jacking off furiously>
remember, if you contract it, you flip a coin to decide whether you
live or die.
this one is serious. 150 million? i don't know why they estimate such
a low figure. potentially it has the ability to halve the world pop
(over 3.3 billion dead).
H5N1 will make Bubonic plague look like a toy plague.
<SPLURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT!!!>
they overconfidently believe that they will be able to contain the
spread.
It'd be nice if the kill ratio was a hundred males for every one female.
better that the women go. they are responsible for the population
explosion.
men will just have to learn to be more tender towards each other.
ermm.. I was thinking more along the lines of having harems again. I
don't know about you, but having a hundred 16 to 20yr old wives would be
kinda exhilerating. The moment they hit sixteen, they get a razor (keep
that bush shaved), a box full of lingerie, massage oils, and scented soaps.
Once they hit twenty, they're out in the fields picking cotton, sewing your
clothes, cooking, cleaning, etc..
Go H5N1, GO!
i'd rather start fucking them from 8. at 16, we eat them.
--
smash yer modem, reboot, kill yerself
Jon Upfold, universal arsehole, ***** extraordinaire
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| User: "=?UTF-8?B?TcOQ?=" |
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| Title: Re: ...wherez my dougie??...the big *****... |
09 Oct 2005 01:16:57 AM |
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Jon wrote:
On Sat, 08 Oct 2005 03:47:30 GMT, MÐ <mÃÐMÁ×¹@ÅsSrEmOvEr.çøm> wrote in
message <10176015.TsxlMKdSKG@max.com>:
Jon wrote:
On Wed, 05 Oct 2005 07:17:04 GMT, MÐ <mÃÐMÁ×¹@ÅsSrEmOvEr.çøm> wrote in
Jon wrote:
On Sun, 02 Oct 2005 13:47:52 GMT, MÐ <mÃÐMÁ×¹@ÅsSrEmOvEr.çøm> wrote in
Jon wrote:
remember SARS? it killed under 800 people (worldwide).
H5N1 is a mutant bird flu virus. so far it has killed 66 people
since late 2003. it's kill ratio is 50%, i.e. for every two people
who catch it, one dies. people contract it directly from infected
birds. if H5N1 mutates further so that human to human (airborne)
transmission is possible, it is estimated by the WHO that it will
kill 150 million people worldwide. they rate this as highly likely.
<jacking off furiously>
remember, if you contract it, you flip a coin to decide whether you
live or die.
this one is serious. 150 million? i don't know why they estimate
such a low figure. potentially it has the ability to halve the world
pop (over 3.3 billion dead).
H5N1 will make Bubonic plague look like a toy plague.
<SPLURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT!!!>
they overconfidently believe that they will be able to contain the
spread.
It'd be nice if the kill ratio was a hundred males for every one female.
better that the women go. they are responsible for the population
explosion.
men will just have to learn to be more tender towards each other.
ermm.. I was thinking more along the lines of having harems again. I
don't know about you, but having a hundred 16 to 20yr old wives would be
kinda exhilerating. The moment they hit sixteen, they get a razor (keep
that bush shaved), a box full of lingerie, massage oils, and scented
soaps. Once they hit twenty, they're out in the fields picking cotton,
sewing your clothes, cooking, cleaning, etc..
Go H5N1, GO!
i'd rather start fucking them from 8. at 16, we eat them.
I kinda figured you lived with Vampy.
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10 Oct 2005 08:41:37 AM |
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On Sun, 09 Oct 2005 06:16:57 GMT, M <mM@sSrEmOvEr.m> wrote in
message <1275724.466NP1QWP9@max.com>:
Jon wrote:
On Sat, 08 Oct 2005 03:47:30 GMT, M <mM@sSrEmOvEr.m> wrote in
Jon wrote:
On Wed, 05 Oct 2005 07:17:04 GMT, M <mM@sSrEmOvEr.m> wrote in
Jon wrote:
On Sun, 02 Oct 2005 13:47:52 GMT, M <mM@sSrEmOvEr.m> wrote in
Jon wrote:
remember SARS? it killed under 800 people (worldwide).
H5N1 is a mutant bird flu virus. so far it has killed 66 people
since late 2003. it's kill ratio is 50%, i.e. for every two people
who catch it, one dies. people contract it directly from infected
birds. if H5N1 mutates further so that human to human (airborne)
transmission is possible, it is estimated by the WHO that it will
kill 150 million people worldwide. they rate this as highly likely.
<jacking off furiously>
remember, if you contract it, you flip a coin to decide whether you
live or die.
this one is serious. 150 million? i don't know why they estimate
such a low figure. potentially it has the ability to halve the world
pop (over 3.3 billion dead).
H5N1 will make Bubonic plague look like a toy plague.
<SPLURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT!!!>
they overconfidently believe that they will be able to contain the
spread.
It'd be nice if the kill ratio was a hundred males for every one female.
better that the women go. they are responsible for the population
explosion.
men will just have to learn to be more tender towards each other.
ermm.. I was thinking more along the lines of having harems again. I
don't know about you, but having a hundred 16 to 20yr old wives would be
kinda exhilerating. The moment they hit sixteen, they get a razor (keep
that bush shaved), a box full of lingerie, massage oils, and scented
soaps. Once they hit twenty, they're out in the fields picking cotton,
sewing your clothes, cooking, cleaning, etc..
Go H5N1, GO!
i'd rather start fucking them from 8. at 16, we eat them.
I kinda figured you lived with Vampy.
so, sowwy. he dead.
--
smash yer modem, reboot, kill yerself
Jon Upfold, universal arsehole, ***** extraordinaire
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12 Oct 2005 03:29:00 AM |
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Jon wrote:
On Sun, 09 Oct 2005 06:16:57 GMT, MÐ <mÃÐMÁ×¹@ÅsSrEmOvEr.çøm> wrote in
message <1275724.466NP1QWP9@max.com>:
Jon wrote:
On Sat, 08 Oct 2005 03:47:30 GMT, MÐ <mÃÐMÁ×¹@ÅsSrEmOvEr.çøm> wrote in
Jon wrote:
On Wed, 05 Oct 2005 07:17:04 GMT, MÐ <mÃÐMÁ×¹@ÅsSrEmOvEr.çøm> wrote in
Jon wrote:
On Sun, 02 Oct 2005 13:47:52 GMT, MÐ <mÃÐMÁ×¹@ÅsSrEmOvEr.çøm> wrote
in
Jon wrote:
remember SARS? it killed under 800 people (worldwide).
H5N1 is a mutant bird flu virus. so far it has killed 66 people
since late 2003. it's kill ratio is 50%, i.e. for every two people
who catch it, one dies. people contract it directly from infected
birds. if H5N1 mutates further so that human to human (airborne)
transmission is possible, it is estimated by the WHO that it will
kill 150 million people worldwide. they rate this as highly
likely.
<jacking off furiously>
remember, if you contract it, you flip a coin to decide whether
you live or die.
this one is serious. 150 million? i don't know why they estimate
such a low figure. potentially it has the ability to halve the
world pop (over 3.3 billion dead).
H5N1 will make Bubonic plague look like a toy plague.
<SPLURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT!!!>
they overconfidently believe that they will be able to contain the
spread.
It'd be nice if the kill ratio was a hundred males for every one
female.
better that the women go. they are responsible for the population
explosion.
men will just have to learn to be more tender towards each other.
ermm.. I was thinking more along the lines of having harems again. I
don't know about you, but having a hundred 16 to 20yr old wives would be
kinda exhilerating. The moment they hit sixteen, they get a razor (keep
that bush shaved), a box full of lingerie, massage oils, and scented
soaps. Once they hit twenty, they're out in the fields picking cotton,
sewing your clothes, cooking, cleaning, etc..
Go H5N1, GO!
i'd rather start fucking them from 8. at 16, we eat them.
I kinda figured you lived with Vampy.
so, sowwy. he dead.
What have you done with Mel?
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| User: "Jon" |
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| Title: Re: ...wherez my dougie??...the big *****... |
12 Oct 2005 07:04:17 AM |
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On Wed, 12 Oct 2005 08:29:00 GMT, M <mM@sSrEmOvEr.m> wrote in
message <1209500.EItX6YeqNU@max.com>:
Jon wrote:
On Sun, 09 Oct 2005 06:16:57 GMT, M <mM@sSrEmOvEr.m> wrote in
Jon wrote:
On Sat, 08 Oct 2005 03:47:30 GMT, M <mM@sSrEmOvEr.m> wrote in
Jon wrote:
On Wed, 05 Oct 2005 07:17:04 GMT, M <mM@sSrEmOvEr.m> wrote in
Jon wrote:
On Sun, 02 Oct 2005 13:47:52 GMT, M <mM@sSrEmOvEr.m> wrote
Jon wrote:
remember SARS? it killed under 800 people (worldwide).
H5N1 is a mutant bird flu virus. so far it has killed 66 people
since late 2003. it's kill ratio is 50%, i.e. for every two people
who catch it, one dies. people contract it directly from infected
birds. if H5N1 mutates further so that human to human (airborne)
transmission is possible, it is estimated by the WHO that it will
kill 150 million people worldwide. they rate this as highly
likely.
<jacking off furiously>
remember, if you contract it, you flip a coin to decide whether
you live or die.
this one is serious. 150 million? i don't know why they estimate
such a low figure. potentially it has the ability to halve the
world pop (over 3.3 billion dead).
H5N1 will make Bubonic plague look like a toy plague.
<SPLURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT!!!>
they overconfidently believe that they will be able to contain the
spread.
It'd be nice if the kill ratio was a hundred males for every one
female.
better that the women go. they are responsible for the population
explosion.
men will just have to learn to be more tender towards each other.
ermm.. I was thinking more along the lines of having harems again. I
don't know about you, but having a hundred 16 to 20yr old wives would be
kinda exhilerating. The moment they hit sixteen, they get a razor (keep
that bush shaved), a box full of lingerie, massage oils, and scented
soaps. Once they hit twenty, they're out in the fields picking cotton,
sewing your clothes, cooking, cleaning, etc..
Go H5N1, GO!
i'd rather start fucking them from 8. at 16, we eat them.
I kinda figured you lived with Vampy.
so, sowwy. he dead.
What have you done with Mel?
sucked him dry.
--
smash yer modem, reboot, kill yerself
Jon Upfold, universal arsehole, ***** extraordinaire
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| Title: Re: ...wherez my dougie??...the big *****... |
14 Oct 2005 03:18:43 PM |
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Jon wrote:
On Wed, 12 Oct 2005 08:29:00 GMT, MÐ <mÃÐMÁ×¹@ÅsSrEmOvEr.çøm> wrote in
message <1209500.EItX6YeqNU@max.com>:
Jon wrote:
On Sun, 09 Oct 2005 06:16:57 GMT, MÐ <mÃÐMÁ×¹@ÅsSrEmOvEr.çøm> wrote in
Jon wrote:
On Sat, 08 Oct 2005 03:47:30 GMT, MÐ <mÃÐMÁ×¹@ÅsSrEmOvEr.çøm> wrote in
Jon wrote:
On Wed, 05 Oct 2005 07:17:04 GMT, MÐ <mÃÐMÁ×¹@ÅsSrEmOvEr.çøm> wrote
in
Jon wrote:
On Sun, 02 Oct 2005 13:47:52 GMT, MÐ <mÃÐMÁ×¹@ÅsSrEmOvEr.çøm>
wrote
Jon wrote:
remember SARS? it killed under 800 people (worldwide).
H5N1 is a mutant bird flu virus. so far it has killed 66 people
since late 2003. it's kill ratio is 50%, i.e. for every two
people who catch it, one dies. people contract it directly from
infected birds. if H5N1 mutates further so that human to human
(airborne) transmission is possible, it is estimated by the WHO
that it will kill 150 million people worldwide. they rate this
as highly likely.
<jacking off furiously>
remember, if you contract it, you flip a coin to decide whether
you live or die.
this one is serious. 150 million? i don't know why they estimate
such a low figure. potentially it has the ability to halve the
world pop (over 3.3 billion dead).
H5N1 will make Bubonic plague look like a toy plague.
<SPLURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT!!!>
they overconfidently believe that they will be able to contain the
spread.
It'd be nice if the kill ratio was a hundred males for every one
female.
better that the women go. they are responsible for the population
explosion.
men will just have to learn to be more tender towards each other.
ermm.. I was thinking more along the lines of having harems again. I
don't know about you, but having a hundred 16 to 20yr old wives would
be
kinda exhilerating. The moment they hit sixteen, they get a razor
(keep that bush shaved), a box full of lingerie, massage oils, and
scented soaps. Once they hit twenty, they're out in the fields picking
cotton, sewing your clothes, cooking, cleaning, etc..
Go H5N1, GO!
i'd rather start fucking them from 8. at 16, we eat them.
I kinda figured you lived with Vampy.
so, sowwy. he dead.
What have you done with Mel?
sucked him dry.
not his mind.. his body!
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| Title: Re: ...wherez my dougie??...the big *****... |
25 Sep 2005 01:51:53 PM |
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Paps Schmere wrote:
Once upon a midnight dearie
I woke with something in my head
I couldn't escape the memory
Of a phone call and of what you said
Like a game show contestant with a parting gift
I could not believe my eyes
When I saw through the voice of a trusted friend
Who needs to humor me and tell me lies
Yeah humor me and tell me lies
And I'll lie too and say I don't mind
And as we seek so shall we find
And when you're feeling open I'll still be here
But not without a certain degree of fear
Of what will be with you and me
I still can see things hopefully
But you
Why you wanna give me a run-around
Is it a sure-fire way to speed things up
When all it does is slow me down
And shake me and my confidence
About a great many things
But I've been there I can see it cower
Like a nervous magician waiting in the wings
Of a bad play where the heroes are right
And nobody thinks or expects too much
And Hollywood's calling for the movie rights
Singing hey babe let's keep in touch
Hey baby let's keep in touch
But I want more than a touch I want you to reach me
And show me all the things no one else can see
So what you feel becomes mine as well
And soon if we're lucky we'd be unable to tell
What's yours and mine the fishing's fine
And it doesn't have to rhyme so don't you feed me a line
But you
Why you wanna give me a run-around
Is it a sure-fire way to speed things up
When all it does is slow me down
Tra la la la la bomba dear this is the pilot speaking
And I've got some news for you
It seems my ship still stands no matter what you drop
And there ain't a whole lot that you can do
Oh sure the banner may be torn and the wind's gotten colder
Perhaps I've grown a little cynical
But I know no matter what the waitress brings
I shall drink in and always be full
My cup shall always be full
Oh I like coffee
And I like tea
I'd like to be able to enter a final plea
I still got this dream that you just can't shake
I love you to the point you can no longer take
Well all right okay
So be that way
I hope and pray
That there's something left to say
But you
Why you wanna give me a run-around
Is it a sure-fire way to speed things up
When all it does is slow me down
But you
Why you wanna give me a run-around
Is it a sure-fire way to speed things up
When all it does is slow me down
--
smash yer modem, reboot, kill yerself
Jon Upfold, universal arsehole, ***** extraordinaire
What the ***** are you talking about? You're not getting into those
muscaria mushroom "System of a Down" has been munching on, are you?
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