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24 May 2005 04:37:40 PM |
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Re: why the big charade? |
SheBlewHimDidYouBlowHim wrote:
The bible, what a true crock of *****
"god, the supreme being" sends his only son down and then he murders his
only son so that our sins could be forgiven.
Who the hell writes this *****?
Why go through the big fucking charade? Was it because the "loving, caring"
god wanted to see someone else get murdered??
Why didn't the loving caring god just wave his magic wand and say, "viola,
your sins are forgiven" . Done,. period the end.
I guess that wouldn't have given the ultra-conservative right wing
christians of the day enough to write about in the new testament.
The new testamant wouldn't have been anything more than one paragraph.
************************************
revised new testament.
"And god waved his magic wand and said "viola, your sins are forgiven".
end of new testament.
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so, instead they had to come up with this elaborate tale of a virgin
spending the night in and giving birth in a stable and placing the baby in a
manger. Then we have to have more of this elaborate fairy tale of 12
disciples, the crucifixion, rising from the dead (jesus could have been in
the ghostbusters movies) etc., etc.
they had one right idea though, the baby in a stable, because that's about
where christianity and their ***** bible belongs,..in the stable, on top
of the manure pile.
Heathen!
Actually, this is where your lack of religious education is so obvious.
Mormons believe that God the Father is a changeable being, an "exalted
man" who once was a mortal who lived on a planet with a god above him.
After his death, he was judged worthy to become a god of his own
section of the physical universe. The Bible shows us that this view is
incorrect. God is the same, yesterday, today, and forever.
Isaiah 40:28: "Have you not known? Have you not heard? The Lord is
the everlasting God, the Creator of the ends of the earth. He does not
faint or grow weary, his understanding is unsearchable."
Keep in mind, though, that the mysteries of God are just that, and that
your mind is incapable of totally understanding them.
Also, the "Word of God" isn't always synonymous with "the Bible."
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| User: "DanielSan" |
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| Title: Re: why the big charade? |
24 May 2005 05:05:21 PM |
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wrote:
SheBlewHimDidYouBlowHim wrote:
The bible, what a true crock of *****
"god, the supreme being" sends his only son down and then he murders his
only son so that our sins could be forgiven.
Who the hell writes this *****?
Why go through the big fucking charade? Was it because the "loving, caring"
god wanted to see someone else get murdered??
Why didn't the loving caring god just wave his magic wand and say, "viola,
your sins are forgiven" . Done,. period the end.
I guess that wouldn't have given the ultra-conservative right wing
christians of the day enough to write about in the new testament.
The new testamant wouldn't have been anything more than one paragraph.
************************************
revised new testament.
"And god waved his magic wand and said "viola, your sins are forgiven".
end of new testament.
***************************************
so, instead they had to come up with this elaborate tale of a virgin
spending the night in and giving birth in a stable and placing the baby in a
manger. Then we have to have more of this elaborate fairy tale of 12
disciples, the crucifixion, rising from the dead (jesus could have been in
the ghostbusters movies) etc., etc.
they had one right idea though, the baby in a stable, because that's about
where christianity and their ***** bible belongs,..in the stable, on top
of the manure pile.
Heathen!
Sinner!
Actually, this is where your lack of religious education is so obvious.
Actually, this is where your lack of real education is so obvious.
Mormons believe that God the Father is a changeable being, an "exalted
man" who once was a mortal who lived on a planet with a god above him.
After his death, he was judged worthy to become a god of his own
section of the physical universe. The Bible shows us that this view is
incorrect. God is the same, yesterday, today, and forever.
Which "Bible"? King James? New International? Darby?
Isaiah 40:28: "Have you not known? Have you not heard? The Lord is
the everlasting God, the Creator of the ends of the earth. He does not
faint or grow weary, his understanding is unsearchable."
I thought Jesus was Lord? From my readings, Jesus' time ended when he
died on the cross.
Keep in mind, though, that the mysteries of God are just that, and that
your mind is incapable of totally understanding them.
As there are yours. You don't know that God may have created atheists
to test your faith and that, by arguing with us, you're going against
God's wishes?
God works in mysterious ways...
Also, the "Word of God" isn't always synonymous with "the Bible."
Tell that to duke. :-)
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| User: "Mark K. Bilbo" |
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| Title: Re: why the big charade? |
24 May 2005 06:34:59 PM |
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In our last episode
<1116970660.875742.54010@g44g2000cwa.googlegroups.com>,
vivapadrepio@aol.com pirouetted gracefully and with great fanfare
proclaimed:
Keep in mind, though...
That nobody over here in a.a. gives a flying fig...
--
Mark K. Bilbo - a.a. #1423
EAC Department of Linguistic Subversion
Alt-atheism website at: http://www.alt-atheism.org
--------------------------------------------------
"Come to think of it, there are already a million
monkeys on a million typewriters, and the Usenet
is NOTHING like Shakespeare!" -- Blair Houghton
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| User: "" |
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| Title: Re: why the big charade? |
25 May 2005 10:36:44 AM |
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So vivapadrepio@aol.com, why did you cross post this to alt.atheism?
vivapadrepio@aol.com wrote:
SheBlewHimDidYouBlowHim wrote:
The bible, what a true crock of *****
"god, the supreme being" sends his only son down and then he murders his
only son so that our sins could be forgiven.
Who the hell writes this *****?
Why go through the big fucking charade? Was it because the "loving, car=
ing"
god wanted to see someone else get murdered??
Why didn't the loving caring god just wave his magic wand and say, "vio=
la,
your sins ar e forgiven" . Done,. period the end.
I guess that wouldn't have given the ultra-conservative right wing
christians of the day enough to write about in the new testament.
The new testamant wouldn't have been anything more than one parag raph.
************************************
revised new testament.
"And god waved his magic wand and said "viola, your sins are forgiven".
end of new testament.
***************************************
so, instead they had to come up with this elaborate tale of a virgin
spending the night in and giving birth in a stable and placing the baby=
in a
manger. Then we have to have more of this elaborate fairy tale of 12
disciples, the crucifixion, rising from the dead (jesus cou ld have bee=
n in
the ghostbusters movies) etc., etc.
they had one right idea though, the baby in a stable, because that's ab=
out
where christianity and their ***** bible belongs,..in the stable, on=
top
of the manure pile.
Heathen!
Actually, this is where your lack of religious education is so obvious.
Mormons believe that God the Father is a changeable being, an "exalted
man" who once was a mortal who lived on a planet with a god above him.
After his death, he was j udged worthy to become a god of his own
section of the physical universe. The Bible shows us that this view is
incorrect. God is the same, yesterday, today, and forever.
Isaiah 40:28: "Have you not known? Have you not heard? The Lord is
th e everlasting God, the Creator of the ends of the earth. He does not
faint or grow weary, his understanding is unsearchable."
Keep in mind, though, that the mysteries of God are just that, and that
your mind is incapable of totally understanding them.
=20
Also, the "Word of God" isn't always synonymous with "the Bible."=A3
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