<music>Happy Birthday
http://youtube.com/watch?v=UeypOvsY91Q
</music>

Today is AUK's thirteenth birthday (at least it still is in the Western
Hemisphere), so we (tinw) shall celebrate as is our (tino) custom by
announcing the lucky winners of the 2006 Christmas presents for kooks.
Happy Birthday to us (tinu), and Merry Christmas to them (tint)!

The envelopes, please!

<music>drumroll!</music>

FR00TCAKE

The winner is...ANDREW CHUNG!

15 votes Andrew Chung
07 votes The Big-8 Management Board
04 votes Azure

Merry Christmas, Double-Doctor! Just for you, we (tinw) baked a fruitcake
that weighs two pounds, is low in fat and high in fiber, and has a low
glycemic index, so that it is heart-healthy and won't exacerbate Type II
diabetes. It should fit right in with your prescription diet that won you
the VVFWS Award. It's also soaked in rum to alleviate anxiety. You can't
say we (tinw) never thought of an appropriate gift for you. Just don't get
/too/ drunk, though; intemperance would make for a poor example.