I was busily flonking away in alt.usenet.kooks, when The Goddess Eris
Herself suddenly made me reply to Friendly Neighbourhood Pollster:
The time has come to announce the winners of the Kook Chess Set
election.
Go k00ks go!
BLUE KING
The winner is... ARCHIMEDES PLUTONIUM!
Archimedes Plutonium (20 votes)
Gordon Roy Parker alias Ray Gordon (0 votes)
Joseph Bartlo (17 votes)
BLUE KING'S PAWN
The winner is... RICHARD BULLIS!
Richard "The St00pid" Bullis (34 votes)
Tim "Skidmark" Brown (4 votes)
BLUE KING'S BISHOP
The winner is... VITO KUHN!
Daniel Joseph Min (10 votes)
Vito Kuhn a.k.a. Frito Kuhntroll (24 votes)
BLUE KING'S BISHOP'S PAWN
The winner is... MOP JOCKEY!
Chas Nemo (7 votes)
Robert Wolfe a.k.a. Mop Jockey (25 votes)
BLUE KING'S KNIGHT
The winner is... SPEEDBUMP!
Jerry M Kolnick (3 votes)
Stephen "Speedbump" Boursy (24 votes)
BLUE KING'S KNIGHT'S PAWN
The winner is... BRADLEY JESNESS!
Albert Silverman (5 votes)
Bradley Jesness (29 votes)
BLUE KING'S ROOK
The winner is... ED CONRAD!
Ed Conrad (26 votes)
J Wyatt Ehrenfels (6 votes)
BLUE KING'S ROOK'S PAWN
The winner is... LINDA GORE!
Linda Gore (22 votes)
Twonky (11 votes)
BLUE QUEEN
The winner is... PSYLVIA!
Pamela K Russell (12 votes)
Sylvia Sullivan a.k.a. PSYLVIA (25 votes)
I'll bet she "knew" she would win!
BLUE QUEEN'S PAWN
The winner is... BILL PALMER!
Bill Palmer a.k.a. PalmJob (23 votes)
John Lucas (12 votes)
BLUE QUEEN'S BISHOP
The winner is... STEEBIE WINTER!
Dore Williamson (12 votes)
Pastor Steve Winter (20 votes)
Such a sorry fate for "Jesus". Defeated by a mere pastor.
BLUE QUEEN'S BISHOP'S PAWN
The winner is... PROFESSEUR VON TWO SHITS!
Keith "Scrappy" Carrot (6 votes)
Professeur Von TwoSteps (22 votes)
BLUE QUEEN'S KNIGHT
The winner is... JOHN GRUBOR!
John Grubor (27 votes)
John Shocked (7 votes)
Alas, poor John S! Easily Shocked by the mighty Goober, he was, this Cherry.
BLUE QUEEN'S KNIGHT'S PAWN
The winner is... THE UNITARD!
Emmett E Gulley (13 votes)
Uni (18 votes)
BLUE QUEEN'S ROOK
The winner is... EDMOND HEINZ WOLLMANN!
Edmond Heinz Wollmann (31 votes)
Scott Abraham (6 votes)
BLUE QUEEN'S ROOK'S PAWN
The winner is... bDAN KETTLER!
Bruce Dan Kettler (21 votes)
Ray Murphy (8 votes)
RED KING
The winner is... KENNY PANGBORN!
Kenneth R Pangborn a.k.a. Kenny Kakes (28 votes)
Richard Hoagland (8 votes)
RED KING'S PAWN
The winner is... KAZOO!
David Moore (6 votes)
Ray R Karczewski a.k.a. Kazoo (29 votes)
RED KING'S BISHOP
The winner is... HELENA KOBRIN!
Colin James (11 votes)
Helena Kobrin (13 votes)
RED KING'S BISHOP'S PAWN
The winner is... FRAUDSHIP1 OF THE PARANORMAL!
Antonio "Jabriol" Santana (11 votes)
Flagship1 of the Paranormal (14 votes)
John Wentzky (5 votes)
Before the looniness of Jabbers and the mindlessness of the Fraudship,
little Wentzky and his murderous insanity never stood a chance. Maybe the
next set of gamepieces?
RED KING'S KNIGHT
The winner is... DAVIE THOLEN!
David Tholen (25 votes)
Dmitri Vulis (9 votes)
RED KING'S KNIGHT'S PAWN
The winner is... CHUCKWEASEL D BOHNE!
Charles D Bohne (12 votes)
Gerald C Newton a.k.a. G-Dolf (11 votes)
Erik "Mouse" McDarby (9 votes)
RED KING'S ROOK
The winner is... ONIDEUS MAD HATTER!
Matthew Moulton a.k.a. Onideus Mad Hatter (18 votes)
Pete Stapleton (11 votes)
Robert E McElwaine (4 votes)
RED KING'S ROOK'S PAWN
The winner is... FLY POOFTER!
Fly Cooter (22 votes)
Hugh Jeffcoat (8 votes)
RED QUEEN
The winner is... ALEXA CAMERON!
Alexa Cameron (26 votes)
Nancy Lieder (8 votes)
Hi Alexa!
RED QUEEN'S PAWN
The winner is... THE SAUCERHEADS OF ALT.ASTRONOMY!
Joe1orbit (8 votes)
The saucerheads of alt.astronomy (25 votes)
RED QUEEN'S BISHOP
The winner is... LOUIS TURI!
Louis Turi (21 votes)
Tom Bishop (10 votes)
RED QUEEN'S BISHOP'S PAWN
The winner is... CHUCKLES LYSAGHT!
Chuck Lysaght (17 votes)
John Ennis a.k.a. Sollog (16 votes)
RED QUEEN'S KNIGHT
The winner is... GOOFPRINTS!
George E Hammond (9 votes)
Lynne Lyons a.k.a. Hoofprints (23 votes)
RED QUEEN'S KNIGHT'S PAWN
The winner is... FUCKNOZZLE SENIOR!
Jay "Fucknozzle" Stevens a.k.a. Jai Maharaj (28 votes)
Joey Jimenez a.k.a. Colonel Jake (4 votes)
RED QUEEN'S ROOK
The winner is... BRAD GUTHBALL!
Brad Guth (17 votes)
Earl Curley (15 votes)
RED QUEEN'S ROOK'S PAWN
The winner is... RUSTY LARD MOUNTAIN!
Jeffrey Douglas Hunt (3 votes)
Russell B Waters a.k.a. Pizzaboi (26 votes)
This concludes the results of the Kook Chess Set election. 40 ballot
papers were submitted, of which 39 were deemed to be valid.
Congratulations to all thirty-two winners!
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Hail Eris! mhm 29x21
"Gay men deserve to die." -- John Wentzky
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