On Tue, 25 Nov 2003 00:42:57 GMT, "marvin" <marvin@pissoff.com> wrote in
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"03:15:38 GMT" <asik@mail.gr> wrote in message
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gaobest@aol.communists (Applause) did this:

What's the average price of a facial in San Francisco?

Dear Sir/Madam, your question flies in the face of common decency.

What is a standard tip, assuming it's a good job?

Never mind about the tip; you'll get the shaft anyway.

How long does it take?

How quickly can you get here?

1) What's the average price of a facial in San Francisco?
How much can a polar bear?
2) What is a standard tip, assuming it's a good job?
Standard Tip - Don't ***** into the wind!
3) How long does it take?
Said Drippy the New Zealander to the sheep auctioneer!

you win a free wank. DIY.