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02 Sep 2004 08:19:05 PM |
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Re: Wrote a letter... |
On Thu, 02 Sep 2004 01:06:52 -0500, Mikey <mikeyyymc@comutron.net> wrote in
message <otddj0hl1td7gbsv06g1f9cdgmtfpobsp8@4ax.com>:
Last week I wrote a letter to a dude that I had sponsored...
Began it with...
"Dude, every time I said it was OK to get in a relationship with a
gal,
who the ***** are you to authorise anything? WHO THE BLUE ***** ARE YOU???
I also said that it was under the condition that you went to a
meeting every day,
***** you.
didn't use between meetings,
***** you.
and called before you used when you had the urge..."
***** you.
Ended it with...
"We will not be accepting collect phone calls..."
***** you.
Then put it in an envelope and mailed it to him...
***** you.
i hope my opinion is clear enough to you.
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smash yer modem, reboot, kill yerself
Mel the Defiler
member, ATJ regs
webmaster of atjfaq.com
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| User: "Jez" |
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07 Sep 2004 03:13:05 PM |
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Mel wrote:
On Thu, 02 Sep 2004 01:06:52 -0500, Mikey <mikeyyymc@comutron.net> wrote in
message <otddj0hl1td7gbsv06g1f9cdgmtfpobsp8@4ax.com>:
Last week I wrote a letter to a dude that I had sponsored...
I wrote a letter once.
It was a Q.
--
Jez
"The condition of alienation, of being asleep, of being unconscious,
of being out of one's mind, is the condition of the normal man. Society
highly values its normal man.It educates children to lose themselves
and to become absurd,and thus to be normal. Normal men have killed
perhaps 100,000,000 of their fellow normal men in the last fifty years."
R.D. Laing
Skype callto://hellward
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| User: "Vanilla Gorilla Monkey Boy" |
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| Title: Re: Wrote a letter... |
08 Sep 2004 04:46:39 AM |
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On Tue, 07 Sep 2004 21:13:05 +0100, Jez
<iced_spear@NOSPAMdsl.pipex.com> wrote in alt.tasteless.jokes in
message <413e1684$0$20253$cc9e4d1f@news-text.dial.pipex.com>:
Mel wrote:
On Thu, 02 Sep 2004 01:06:52 -0500, Mikey <mikeyyymc@comutron.net> wrote in
message <otddj0hl1td7gbsv06g1f9cdgmtfpobsp8@4ax.com>:
Last week I wrote a letter to a dude that I had sponsored...
I wrote a letter once.
It was a Q.
And you misspelled it.
--
V.G.
Change pobox dot alaska to gci.
"I wanted a car I could run down pedestrians with. But one with a comfy ride, like a sofa on wheels." - Father Haskell
"No doubt about it, 9-11 was orchestrated by Lockheed." - *lexa 'connects the dots' 4/27/04 (cg5t80pl73d7r1s8113tqd19qse0ji0nrq@4ax.com)
"Nope, Lockheed provided the cover for 9-11 due to abuses of it's system. They're guilty as charged. But ultimately it was Bechtel who concocted the
9-11 events." Alexa connects some totally different dots. 8/6/04 (n3p8h0lvp0u3tj0j4vi7gjmo069gb96fhm@4ax.com)
Sarcasm is my sword, Apathy is my shield.
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| User: "Jez" |
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| Title: Re: Wrote a letter... |
08 Sep 2004 09:40:40 AM |
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Vanilla Gorilla (Monkey Boy) wrote:
On Tue, 07 Sep 2004 21:13:05 +0100, Jez
<iced_spear@NOSPAMdsl.pipex.com> wrote in alt.tasteless.jokes in
message <413e1684$0$20253$cc9e4d1f@news-text.dial.pipex.com>:
Mel wrote:
On Thu, 02 Sep 2004 01:06:52 -0500, Mikey <mikeyyymc@comutron.net> wrote in
message <otddj0hl1td7gbsv06g1f9cdgmtfpobsp8@4ax.com>:
Last week I wrote a letter to a dude that I had sponsored...
I wrote a letter once.
It was a Q.
And you misspelled it.
Damn ! And I'd been practising with that crayon too !!!
--
Jez
"The condition of alienation, of being asleep, of being unconscious,
of being out of one's mind, is the condition of the normal man. Society
highly values its normal man.It educates children to lose themselves
and to become absurd,and thus to be normal. Normal men have killed
perhaps 100,000,000 of their fellow normal men in the last fifty years."
R.D. Laing
Skype callto://hellward
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| User: "St. Jacknapes" |
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| Title: Re: Wrote a letter... |
08 Sep 2004 09:48:24 PM |
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In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Jez said...
Vanilla Gorilla (Monkey Boy) wrote:
On Tue, 07 Sep 2004 21:13:05 +0100, Jez
<iced_spear@NOSPAMdsl.pipex.com> wrote in alt.tasteless.jokes in
message <413e1684$0$20253$cc9e4d1f@news-text.dial.pipex.com>:
Mel wrote:
On Thu, 02 Sep 2004 01:06:52 -0500, Mikey <mikeyyymc@comutron.net> wrote in
message <otddj0hl1td7gbsv06g1f9cdgmtfpobsp8@4ax.com>:
Last week I wrote a letter to a dude that I had sponsored...
I wrote a letter once.
It was a Q.
And you misspelled it.
Damn ! And I'd been practising with that crayon too !!!
You fucking maroon.
--
St. Jackanapes
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| User: "Jez" |
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09 Sep 2004 07:13:16 AM |
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St. Jacknapes wrote:
In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Jez said...
Vanilla Gorilla (Monkey Boy) wrote:
On Tue, 07 Sep 2004 21:13:05 +0100, Jez
<iced_spear@NOSPAMdsl.pipex.com> wrote in alt.tasteless.jokes in
message <413e1684$0$20253$cc9e4d1f@news-text.dial.pipex.com>:
Mel wrote:
On Thu, 02 Sep 2004 01:06:52 -0500, Mikey <mikeyyymc@comutron.net> wrote in
message <otddj0hl1td7gbsv06g1f9cdgmtfpobsp8@4ax.com>:
Last week I wrote a letter to a dude that I had sponsored...
I wrote a letter once.
It was a Q.
And you misspelled it.
Damn ! And I'd been practising with that crayon too !!!
You fucking maroon.
Wow ! Praise indeed !
--
Jez
"The condition of alienation, of being asleep, of being unconscious,
of being out of one's mind, is the condition of the normal man. Society
highly values its normal man.It educates children to lose themselves
and to become absurd,and thus to be normal. Normal men have killed
perhaps 100,000,000 of their fellow normal men in the last fifty years."
R.D. Laing
Skype callto://hellward
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| User: "St. Jacknapes" |
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10 Sep 2004 12:00:47 AM |
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In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Jez said...
St. Jacknapes wrote:
In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Jez said...
Vanilla Gorilla (Monkey Boy) wrote:
On Tue, 07 Sep 2004 21:13:05 +0100, Jez
<iced_spear@NOSPAMdsl.pipex.com> wrote in alt.tasteless.jokes in
message <413e1684$0$20253$cc9e4d1f@news-text.dial.pipex.com>:
Mel wrote:
On Thu, 02 Sep 2004 01:06:52 -0500, Mikey <mikeyyymc@comutron.net> wrote in
message <otddj0hl1td7gbsv06g1f9cdgmtfpobsp8@4ax.com>:
Last week I wrote a letter to a dude that I had sponsored...
I wrote a letter once.
It was a Q.
And you misspelled it.
Damn ! And I'd been practising with that crayon too !!!
You fucking maroon.
Wow ! Praise indeed !
Whooosh!
--
St. Jackanapes
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The Only Living Holy Relic - Bearer of the One True Liver
http://www.jackanapes.ws - http://www.voy.com/20630/
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| User: "Jez" |
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| Title: Re: Wrote a letter... |
11 Sep 2004 11:47:14 AM |
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St. Jacknapes wrote:
In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Jez said...
St. Jacknapes wrote:
In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Jez said...
Vanilla Gorilla (Monkey Boy) wrote:
On Tue, 07 Sep 2004 21:13:05 +0100, Jez
<iced_spear@NOSPAMdsl.pipex.com> wrote in alt.tasteless.jokes in
message <413e1684$0$20253$cc9e4d1f@news-text.dial.pipex.com>:
Mel wrote:
On Thu, 02 Sep 2004 01:06:52 -0500, Mikey <mikeyyymc@comutron.net> wrote in
message <otddj0hl1td7gbsv06g1f9cdgmtfpobsp8@4ax.com>:
Last week I wrote a letter to a dude that I had sponsored...
I wrote a letter once.
It was a Q.
And you misspelled it.
Damn ! And I'd been practising with that crayon too !!!
You fucking maroon.
Wow ! Praise indeed !
Whooosh!
Haha, yeah sure.
--
Jez
"The condition of alienation, of being asleep, of being unconscious,
of being out of one's mind, is the condition of the normal man. Society
highly values its normal man.It educates children to lose themselves
and to become absurd,and thus to be normal. Normal men have killed
perhaps 100,000,000 of their fellow normal men in the last fifty years."
R.D. Laing
Skype callto://hellward
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| User: "St. Jacknapes" |
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13 Sep 2004 11:40:12 PM |
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In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Jez said...
St. Jacknapes wrote:
In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Jez said...
St. Jacknapes wrote:
In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Jez said...
Vanilla Gorilla (Monkey Boy) wrote:
On Tue, 07 Sep 2004 21:13:05 +0100, Jez
<iced_spear@NOSPAMdsl.pipex.com> wrote in alt.tasteless.jokes in
message <413e1684$0$20253$cc9e4d1f@news-text.dial.pipex.com>:
Mel wrote:
On Thu, 02 Sep 2004 01:06:52 -0500, Mikey <mikeyyymc@comutron.net> wrote in
message <otddj0hl1td7gbsv06g1f9cdgmtfpobsp8@4ax.com>:
Last week I wrote a letter to a dude that I had sponsored...
I wrote a letter once.
It was a Q.
And you misspelled it.
Damn ! And I'd been practising with that crayon too !!!
You fucking maroon.
Wow ! Praise indeed !
Whooosh!
Haha, yeah sure.
That I pissed on you? Yep.
--
St. Jackanapes
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| User: "Jez" |
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| Title: Re: Wrote a letter... |
15 Sep 2004 02:48:42 PM |
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St. Jacknapes wrote:
In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Jez said...
St. Jacknapes wrote:
In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Jez said...
St. Jacknapes wrote:
In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Jez said...
Vanilla Gorilla (Monkey Boy) wrote:
On Tue, 07 Sep 2004 21:13:05 +0100, Jez
<iced_spear@NOSPAMdsl.pipex.com> wrote in alt.tasteless.jokes in
message <413e1684$0$20253$cc9e4d1f@news-text.dial.pipex.com>:
Mel wrote:
On Thu, 02 Sep 2004 01:06:52 -0500, Mikey <mikeyyymc@comutron.net> wrote in
message <otddj0hl1td7gbsv06g1f9cdgmtfpobsp8@4ax.com>:
Last week I wrote a letter to a dude that I had sponsored...
I wrote a letter once.
It was a Q.
And you misspelled it.
Damn ! And I'd been practising with that crayon too !!!
You fucking maroon.
Wow ! Praise indeed !
Whooosh!
Haha, yeah sure.
That I pissed on you? Yep.
Your the one who didn't get the original joke *****.
Now ***** and do something useful....Go make us a nice cuppa tea or
something.
--
Jez
"The condition of alienation, of being asleep, of being unconscious,
of being out of one's mind, is the condition of the normal man. Society
highly values its normal man.It educates children to lose themselves
and to become absurd,and thus to be normal. Normal men have killed
perhaps 100,000,000 of their fellow normal men in the last fifty years."
R.D. Laing
Skype callto://hellward
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| User: "St. Jacknapes" |
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| Title: Re: Wrote a letter... |
17 Sep 2004 02:23:13 AM |
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In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Jez said...
St. Jacknapes wrote:
In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Jez said...
St. Jacknapes wrote:
In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Jez said...
St. Jacknapes wrote:
In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Jez said...
Vanilla Gorilla (Monkey Boy) wrote:
On Tue, 07 Sep 2004 21:13:05 +0100, Jez
<iced_spear@NOSPAMdsl.pipex.com> wrote in alt.tasteless.jokes in
message <413e1684$0$20253$cc9e4d1f@news-text.dial.pipex.com>:
Mel wrote:
On Thu, 02 Sep 2004 01:06:52 -0500, Mikey <mikeyyymc@comutron.net> wrote in
message <otddj0hl1td7gbsv06g1f9cdgmtfpobsp8@4ax.com>:
Last week I wrote a letter to a dude that I had sponsored...
I wrote a letter once.
It was a Q.
And you misspelled it.
Damn ! And I'd been practising with that crayon too !!!
You fucking maroon.
Wow ! Praise indeed !
Whooosh!
Haha, yeah sure.
That I pissed on you? Yep.
Your the one who didn't get the original joke *****.
Now ***** and do something useful....Go make us a nice cuppa tea or
something.
Joke? Ha ha ha! Shove your cuppa up your well worn *****, twinky.
--
St. Jackanapes
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The Only Living Holy Relic - Bearer of the One True Liver
http://www.jackanapes.ws - http://www.voy.com/20630/
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| User: "Jez" |
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17 Sep 2004 12:50:06 PM |
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St. Jacknapes wrote:
In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Jez said...
St. Jacknapes wrote:
In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Jez said...
St. Jacknapes wrote:
In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Jez said...
St. Jacknapes wrote:
In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Jez said...
Vanilla Gorilla (Monkey Boy) wrote:
On Tue, 07 Sep 2004 21:13:05 +0100, Jez
<iced_spear@NOSPAMdsl.pipex.com> wrote in alt.tasteless.jokes in
message <413e1684$0$20253$cc9e4d1f@news-text.dial.pipex.com>:
Mel wrote:
On Thu, 02 Sep 2004 01:06:52 -0500, Mikey <mikeyyymc@comutron.net> wrote in
message <otddj0hl1td7gbsv06g1f9cdgmtfpobsp8@4ax.com>:
Last week I wrote a letter to a dude that I had sponsored...
I wrote a letter once.
It was a Q.
And you misspelled it.
Damn ! And I'd been practising with that crayon too !!!
You fucking maroon.
Wow ! Praise indeed !
Whooosh!
Haha, yeah sure.
That I pissed on you? Yep.
Your the one who didn't get the original joke *****.
Now ***** and do something useful....Go make us a nice cuppa tea or
something.
Joke? Ha ha ha! Shove your cuppa up your well worn *****, twinky.
No thanks, I prefer to drink it, you, however, are free to ingest it
anyway you wish.
--
Jez
"The condition of alienation, of being asleep, of being unconscious,
of being out of one's mind, is the condition of the normal man. Society
highly values its normal man.It educates children to lose themselves
and to become absurd,and thus to be normal. Normal men have killed
perhaps 100,000,000 of their fellow normal men in the last fifty years."
R.D. Laing
Skype callto://hellward
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| Title: Re: Wrote a letter... |
19 Sep 2004 10:59:20 AM |
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"Jez" <iced_spear@NOSPAMdsl.pipex.com> wrote in message
news:414b23fe$0$20252$cc9e4d1f@news-text.dial.pipex.com...
St. Jacknapes wrote:
In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Jez said...
St. Jacknapes wrote:
In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Jez said...
St. Jacknapes wrote:
In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Jez said...
St. Jacknapes wrote:
In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Jez said...
Vanilla Gorilla (Monkey Boy) wrote:
On Tue, 07 Sep 2004 21:13:05 +0100, Jez
<iced_spear@NOSPAMdsl.pipex.com> wrote in alt.tasteless.jokes in
message <413e1684$0$20253$cc9e4d1f@news-text.dial.pipex.com>:
Mel wrote:
On Thu, 02 Sep 2004 01:06:52 -0500, Mikey
<mikeyyymc@comutron.net> wrote in
message <otddj0hl1td7gbsv06g1f9cdgmtfpobsp8@4ax.com>:
Last week I wrote a letter to a dude that I had sponsored...
I wrote a letter once.
It was a Q.
And you misspelled it.
Damn ! And I'd been practising with that crayon too !!!
You fucking maroon.
Wow ! Praise indeed !
Whooosh!
Haha, yeah sure.
That I pissed on you? Yep.
Your the one who didn't get the original joke *****.
Now ***** and do something useful....Go make us a nice cuppa tea or
something.
Joke? Ha ha ha! Shove your cuppa up your well worn *****, twinky.
No thanks, I prefer to drink it, you, however, are free to ingest it
anyway you wish.
--
Jez
Jizz,
Perhaps he'll just drink it, and then ***** it on you. Can't think of a
better place for it.
--
Mothergodwacker
CEO "Noah's Odor of Sanctity Kitty Litter"
100% recycled gideon bibles
"Absorbs up to 40 days & nights--No change required!"
http://forums.clickhalah.com/index.php
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| User: "tramboy" |
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| Title: Re: Wrote a letter... |
15 Sep 2004 03:01:22 PM |
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Some useless ***** called Jez decided to bore everybody with this
crap:
Your the one who didn't get the original joke *****.
This is the *real* joke here:
Jez ==> Jiz ==> Jism
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| User: "Jez" |
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15 Sep 2004 03:41:10 PM |
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tramboy wrote:
Some useless ***** called Jez decided to bore everybody with this
crap:
Your the one who didn't get the original joke *****.
This is the *real* joke here:
Jez ==> Jiz ==> Jism
Man, I'm in awe of your grasp of humour ! Such originality and
style...fucking awesome.
--
Jez
"The condition of alienation, of being asleep, of being unconscious,
of being out of one's mind, is the condition of the normal man. Society
highly values its normal man.It educates children to lose themselves
and to become absurd,and thus to be normal. Normal men have killed
perhaps 100,000,000 of their fellow normal men in the last fifty years."
R.D. Laing
Skype callto://hellward
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| User: "St. Jacknapes" |
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17 Sep 2004 02:24:03 AM |
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In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Jez said...
tramboy wrote:
Some useless ***** called Jez decided to bore everybody with this
crap:
Your the one who didn't get the original joke *****.
This is the *real* joke here:
Jez ==> Jiz ==> Jism
Man, I'm in awe of your grasp of humour ! Such originality and
style...fucking awesome.
He's imitating your style, clueless *****. What of it there is.
--
St. Jackanapes
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The Only Living Holy Relic - Bearer of the One True Liver
http://www.jackanapes.ws - http://www.voy.com/20630/
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17 Sep 2004 12:49:03 PM |
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St. Jacknapes wrote:
In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Jez said...
tramboy wrote:
Some useless ***** called Jez decided to bore everybody with this
crap:
Your the one who didn't get the original joke *****.
This is the *real* joke here:
Jez ==> Jiz ==> Jism
Man, I'm in awe of your grasp of humour ! Such originality and
style...fucking awesome.
He's imitating your style, clueless *****. What of it there is.
What was that saying about imitation and flattery ?
And BTW I'm not a *****.....cunts are useful...I refuse to be useful
thanks all the same !
--
Jez
"The condition of alienation, of being asleep, of being unconscious,
of being out of one's mind, is the condition of the normal man. Society
highly values its normal man.It educates children to lose themselves
and to become absurd,and thus to be normal. Normal men have killed
perhaps 100,000,000 of their fellow normal men in the last fifty years."
R.D. Laing
Skype callto://hellward
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| User: "St. Jacknapes" |
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18 Sep 2004 03:36:19 AM |
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In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Jez said...
St. Jacknapes wrote:
In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Jez said...
tramboy wrote:
Some useless ***** called Jez decided to bore everybody with this
crap:
Your the one who didn't get the original joke *****.
This is the *real* joke here:
Jez ==> Jiz ==> Jism
Man, I'm in awe of your grasp of humour ! Such originality and
style...fucking awesome.
He's imitating your style, clueless *****. What of it there is.
What was that saying about imitation and flattery ?
And BTW I'm not a *****.....cunts are useful...I refuse to be useful
thanks all the same !
That's _not_ the type of ***** I'm referring to, you clueless *****.
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St. Jackanapes
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The Only Living Holy Relic - Bearer of the One True Liver
http://www.jackanapes.ws - http://www.voy.com/20630/
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HALAH'S OPEN FORUM: http://forums.clickhalah.com/
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| User: "yòwîè" |
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29 Sep 2004 04:32:50 AM |
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In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Jez said...
This is the *real* joke here:
Jez ==> Jiz ==> Jism
Man, I'm in awe of your grasp of humour ! Such originality and
style...fucking awesome.
--
Jez
"The condition of alienation, of being asleep, of being unconscious,
of being out of one's mind, is the condition of the normal man. Society
highly values its normal man.It educates children to lose themselves
and to become absurd,and thus to be normal. Normal men have killed
perhaps 100,000,000 of their fellow normal men in the last fifty years."
R.D. Laing
Those 'normal men' also typeset and distributed his books.
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'You just revealed yourself as one of Satan's minions...
No Christian calls others "Pauline braggers, Idiot and Nit",
not even Satan's minions.'
- The inimitable Pastor Frank
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