(Liberals Are Morons) wrote in
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-You applauded Jimmy Carter for talking about human rights in foreign
policy but opposed George W. Bush for doing something about human
rights.
Scene: Press Conference, East Room of the White House
Bush enters dressed like Don Quixote. "Before I take questions, I
have an opening statement." He signals the Marine Corps Band. They
start to play the hit song from "Man of La Mancha" while he sings
along:
To dream the impossible dream,
to create a new kind of foe,
to ignite a new type of conflict,
to rush in where my Dad would not go...
To claim the God-given right
to wage war and lay waste from afar,
to use arms for a cockeyed new theory
to wage global pre-emptive war!
Here's my Crusade --
It's pre-emptive war
no matter how pointless,
no matter how flawed --
To claim I've the right
without question or pause,
to carelessly send kids to die
for the neo-con cause!
Who's surprised the world's more dangerous
since I got council I chose to ignore
deciding to unleash this madness?
To wage global pre-emptive war!
As he turns to leave, a reporter shouts out,"You promised you were
going to take questions." Bush shrugs, and says, "I meant it when I
said it."
FADE OUT
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