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"stoney" |
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29 Jan 2007 09:36:17 AM |
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Refrigerator duck plays Lazarus again |
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/16866547/?GT1=8921
Refrigerator duck plays Lazarus again
Bird that lived 2 days in fridge after being shot flat-lines in surgery,
revives
Updated: 4:36 a.m. ET Jan. 29, 2007
TALLAHASSEE, Fla. - Call her Lazarus — and then some.
The ring-neck duck has been shot by a hunter, rescued from two days in a
refrigerator by his wife and — in its latest brush with death —
resuscitated on a veterinarian's operating table.
The one-pound female duck stopped breathing Saturday during an operation
to repair gunshot damage to her wing, said Noni Beck of Goose Creek
Wildlife Sanctuary. Veterinarian David Hale performed CPR and managed to
get the fractured fowl breathing again after several tense moments.
"I started crying, 'She's alive!'" Beck said.
Perky grabbed national attention last week after a hunter's wife opened
her refrigerator door and the supposedly dead duck lifted its head and
looked at her. The duck had been in the fridge for two days since it was
shot and mistaken for dead on Jan. 15.
Perky, who now has a pin in hers wing, will probably not undergo any
more surgery because of a sensitivity to anesthesia, Hale said. The duck
is recovering from its latest ordeal.
© 2007 The Associated Press
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Fundies and trolls are cordially invited to
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at a high rate of speed. I trust you'll
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| User: "G-Ride" |
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| Title: Re: Refrigerator duck plays Lazarus again |
29 Jan 2007 03:31:04 PM |
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"stoney" <stoney@the.net> wrote in message
news:ev4sr21fcm4it4ai5gg5a883m0vecjlg69@4ax.com...
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/16866547/?GT1=8921
Refrigerator duck plays Lazarus again
Bird that lived 2 days in fridge after being shot flat-lines in surgery,
revives
Updated: 4:36 a.m. ET Jan. 29, 2007
TALLAHASSEE, Fla. - Call her Lazarus - and then some.
The ring-neck duck has been shot by a hunter, rescued from two days in a
refrigerator by his wife and - in its latest brush with death -
resuscitated on a veterinarian's operating table.
The one-pound female duck stopped breathing Saturday during an operation
to repair gunshot damage to her wing, said Noni Beck of Goose Creek
Wildlife Sanctuary. Veterinarian David Hale performed CPR and managed to
get the fractured fowl breathing again after several tense moments.
"I started crying, 'She's alive!'" Beck said.
Perky grabbed national attention last week after a hunter's wife opened
her refrigerator door and the supposedly dead duck lifted its head and
looked at her. The duck had been in the fridge for two days since it was
shot and mistaken for dead on Jan. 15.
Perky, who now has a pin in hers wing, will probably not undergo any
more surgery because of a sensitivity to anesthesia, Hale said. The duck
is recovering from its latest ordeal.
Sounds like that duck might be the chosen one.....
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Aloha, G-Ride
The force that's forcing you to feel like busting up a Starbucks.
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| User: "stoney" |
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| Title: Re: Refrigerator duck plays Lazarus again |
06 Feb 2007 10:24:33 AM |
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On Mon, 29 Jan 2007 11:31:04 -1000, "G-Ride" <gridenospam42@yahoo.com>
wrote in alt.atheism
"stoney" <stoney@the.net> wrote in message
news:ev4sr21fcm4it4ai5gg5a883m0vecjlg69@4ax.com...
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/16866547/?GT1=8921
Refrigerator duck plays Lazarus again
Bird that lived 2 days in fridge after being shot flat-lines in surgery,
revives
Updated: 4:36 a.m. ET Jan. 29, 2007
TALLAHASSEE, Fla. - Call her Lazarus - and then some.
The ring-neck duck has been shot by a hunter, rescued from two days in a
refrigerator by his wife and - in its latest brush with death -
resuscitated on a veterinarian's operating table.
The one-pound female duck stopped breathing Saturday during an operation
to repair gunshot damage to her wing, said Noni Beck of Goose Creek
Wildlife Sanctuary. Veterinarian David Hale performed CPR and managed to
get the fractured fowl breathing again after several tense moments.
"I started crying, 'She's alive!'" Beck said.
Perky grabbed national attention last week after a hunter's wife opened
her refrigerator door and the supposedly dead duck lifted its head and
looked at her. The duck had been in the fridge for two days since it was
shot and mistaken for dead on Jan. 15.
Perky, who now has a pin in hers wing, will probably not undergo any
more surgery because of a sensitivity to anesthesia, Hale said. The duck
is recovering from its latest ordeal.
Sounds like that duck might be the chosen one.....
Neo.
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Fundies and trolls are cordially invited to
shove a wooden cross up their arses and rotate
at a high rate of speed. I trust you'll
be 'blessed' with a plethora of splinters.
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| User: "Robibnikoff" |
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| Title: Re: Refrigerator duck plays Lazarus again |
30 Jan 2007 11:52:33 AM |
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"stoney" <stoney@the.net> wrote in message
news:ev4sr21fcm4it4ai5gg5a883m0vecjlg69@4ax.com...
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/16866547/?GT1=8921
Refrigerator duck plays Lazarus again
Bird that lived 2 days in fridge after being shot flat-lines in surgery,
revives
Updated: 4:36 a.m. ET Jan. 29, 2007
TALLAHASSEE, Fla. - Call her Lazarus - and then some.
The ring-neck duck has been shot by a hunter, rescued from two days in a
refrigerator by his wife and - in its latest brush with death -
resuscitated on a veterinarian's operating table.
The one-pound female duck stopped breathing Saturday during an operation
to repair gunshot damage to her wing, said Noni Beck of Goose Creek
Wildlife Sanctuary. Veterinarian David Hale performed CPR and managed to
get the fractured fowl breathing again after several tense moments.
"I started crying, 'She's alive!'" Beck said.
Perky grabbed national attention last week after a hunter's wife opened
her refrigerator door and the supposedly dead duck lifted its head and
looked at her. The duck had been in the fridge for two days since it was
shot and mistaken for dead on Jan. 15.
Perky, who now has a pin in hers wing, will probably not undergo any
more surgery because of a sensitivity to anesthesia, Hale said. The duck
is recovering from its latest ordeal.
Jeeze Louise, the poor thing! :(
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Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
BAAWA Knight!
#1557
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| User: "johac" |
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| Title: Re: Refrigerator duck plays Lazarus again |
30 Jan 2007 01:29:45 AM |
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In article <ev4sr21fcm4it4ai5gg5a883m0vecjlg69@4ax.com>,
stoney <stoney@the.net> wrote:
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/16866547/?GT1=8921
Refrigerator duck plays Lazarus again
Bird that lived 2 days in fridge after being shot flat-lines in surgery,
revives
Updated: 4:36 a.m. ET Jan. 29, 2007
TALLAHASSEE, Fla. - Call her Lazarus — and then some.
The ring-neck duck has been shot by a hunter, rescued from two days in a
refrigerator by his wife and — in its latest brush with death —
resuscitated on a veterinarian's operating table.
The one-pound female duck stopped breathing Saturday during an operation
to repair gunshot damage to her wing, said Noni Beck of Goose Creek
Wildlife Sanctuary. Veterinarian David Hale performed CPR and managed to
get the fractured fowl breathing again after several tense moments.
"I started crying, 'She's alive!'" Beck said.
Perky grabbed national attention last week after a hunter's wife opened
her refrigerator door and the supposedly dead duck lifted its head and
looked at her. The duck had been in the fridge for two days since it was
shot and mistaken for dead on Jan. 15.
Perky, who now has a pin in hers wing, will probably not undergo any
more surgery because of a sensitivity to anesthesia, Hale said. The duck
is recovering from its latest ordeal.
© 2007 The Associated Press
I keep telling you guys, Jesus came back as a duck!
--
John Hachmann aa #1782
"Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities"
-Voltaire
Contact - Throw a .net over the .com
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| User: "William Wingstedt" |
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| Title: Re: Refrigerator duck plays Lazarus again |
03 Jun 2007 09:15:17 PM |
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On Mon, 29 Jan 2007 23:29:45 -0800, johac <jhachmann@sbcglobal.com>
wrote:
In article <ev4sr21fcm4it4ai5gg5a883m0vecjlg69@4ax.com>,
stoney <stoney@the.net> wrote:
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/16866547/?GT1=8921
Refrigerator duck plays Lazarus again
Bird that lived 2 days in fridge after being shot flat-lines in surgery,
revives
Updated: 4:36 a.m. ET Jan. 29, 2007
TALLAHASSEE, Fla. - Call her Lazarus — and then some.
The ring-neck duck has been shot by a hunter, rescued from two days in a
refrigerator by his wife and — in its latest brush with death —
resuscitated on a veterinarian's operating table.
The one-pound female duck stopped breathing Saturday during an operation
to repair gunshot damage to her wing, said Noni Beck of Goose Creek
Wildlife Sanctuary. Veterinarian David Hale performed CPR and managed to
get the fractured fowl breathing again after several tense moments.
"I started crying, 'She's alive!'" Beck said.
Perky grabbed national attention last week after a hunter's wife opened
her refrigerator door and the supposedly dead duck lifted its head and
looked at her. The duck had been in the fridge for two days since it was
shot and mistaken for dead on Jan. 15.
Perky, who now has a pin in hers wing, will probably not undergo any
more surgery because of a sensitivity to anesthesia, Hale said. The duck
is recovering from its latest ordeal.
© 2007 The Associated Press
I keep telling you guys, Jesus came back as a duck!
Probably too chicken to get crucified again. Pretty hard to nail
feathers down without having them just slip off the nails.
--
John Hachmann aa #1782
"Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities"
-Voltaire
Contact - Throw a .net over the .com
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| User: "Joe Zawadowski" |
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| Title: Re: Refrigerator duck plays Lazarus again |
29 Jan 2007 09:20:28 AM |
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In article <ev4sr21fcm4it4ai5gg5a883m0vecjlg69@4ax.com>, stoney
<stoney@the.net> wrote:
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/16866547/?GT1=8921
Refrigerator duck plays Lazarus again
Bird that lived 2 days in fridge after being shot flat-lines in surgery,
revives
Updated: 4:36 a.m. ET Jan. 29, 2007
TALLAHASSEE, Fla. - Call her Lazarus — and then some.
The ring-neck duck has been shot by a hunter, rescued from two days in a
refrigerator by his wife and — in its latest brush with death —
resuscitated on a veterinarian's operating table.
The one-pound female duck stopped breathing Saturday during an operation
to repair gunshot damage to her wing, said Noni Beck of Goose Creek
Wildlife Sanctuary. Veterinarian David Hale performed CPR and managed to
get the fractured fowl breathing again after several tense moments.
"I started crying, 'She's alive!'" Beck said.
Perky grabbed national attention last week after a hunter's wife opened
her refrigerator door and the supposedly dead duck lifted its head and
looked at her. The duck had been in the fridge for two days since it was
shot and mistaken for dead on Jan. 15.
Perky, who now has a pin in hers wing, will probably not undergo any
more surgery because of a sensitivity to anesthesia, Hale said. The duck
is recovering from its latest ordeal.
© 2007 The Associated Press
--
Fundies and trolls are cordially invited to
shove a wooden cross up their arses and rotate
at a high rate of speed. I trust you'll
be 'blessed' with a plethora of splinters.
I don't understand why the wife didn't just wring the duck's neck, pluck
it, clean it and store or cook it. She could have at least just killed it
and told her husband to clean it.
I doubt the husband was saving the bird to be mounted by a taxidermist,
as usually it is the drakes that are saved for that. Ring-necked ducks are
common and one of the duck species that is increasing in numbers. They are
also one of the best tasting diving ducks.
Joe Z.
a.a.#249
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"Freedom begins between the ears."
Edward Abbey
"Which ever way your pleasure tends,
if you plant ice, you're gonna harvest wind"
Hunter
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| User: "Robibnikoff" |
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| Title: Re: Refrigerator duck plays Lazarus again |
30 Jan 2007 11:53:25 AM |
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"Joe Zawadowski" <joseph.zawadowski@duke.edu> wrote in message
news:joseph.zawadowski-2901071120280001@zawa.duhs.duke.edu...
In article <ev4sr21fcm4it4ai5gg5a883m0vecjlg69@4ax.com>, stoney
<stoney@the.net> wrote:
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/16866547/?GT1=8921
Refrigerator duck plays Lazarus again
Bird that lived 2 days in fridge after being shot flat-lines in surgery,
revives
Updated: 4:36 a.m. ET Jan. 29, 2007
TALLAHASSEE, Fla. - Call her Lazarus - and then some.
The ring-neck duck has been shot by a hunter, rescued from two days in a
refrigerator by his wife and - in its latest brush with death -
resuscitated on a veterinarian's operating table.
The one-pound female duck stopped breathing Saturday during an operation
to repair gunshot damage to her wing, said Noni Beck of Goose Creek
Wildlife Sanctuary. Veterinarian David Hale performed CPR and managed to
get the fractured fowl breathing again after several tense moments.
"I started crying, 'She's alive!'" Beck said.
Perky grabbed national attention last week after a hunter's wife opened
her refrigerator door and the supposedly dead duck lifted its head and
looked at her. The duck had been in the fridge for two days since it was
shot and mistaken for dead on Jan. 15.
Perky, who now has a pin in hers wing, will probably not undergo any
more surgery because of a sensitivity to anesthesia, Hale said. The duck
is recovering from its latest ordeal.
© 2007 The Associated Press
--
Fundies and trolls are cordially invited to
shove a wooden cross up their arses and rotate
at a high rate of speed. I trust you'll
be 'blessed' with a plethora of splinters.
I don't understand why the wife didn't just wring the duck's neck, pluck
it, clean it and store or cook it. She could have at least just killed it
and told her husband to clean it.
WHAT?!?!?
--
Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
BAAWA Knight!
#1557
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| User: "Hatter" |
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30 Jan 2007 11:52:09 AM |
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On Jan 30, 12:53 pm, "Robibnikoff" <witchy...@broomstick.com> wrote:
I don't understand why the wife didn't just wring the duck's neck, pluck
it, clean it and store or cook it. She could have at least just killed it
and told her husband to clean it.
WHAT?!?!?
--
Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
BAAWA Knight!
#1557- Hide quoted text -- Show quoted text -
Yes Duck is quite yummy when roasted properly. Some nice shallots and
wild rice go along well with duck.
Hatter
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| User: "Robibnikoff" |
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30 Jan 2007 02:53:39 PM |
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"Hatter" <Hatter23@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:1170179528.933894.237340@p10g2000cwp.googlegroups.com...
On Jan 30, 12:53 pm, "Robibnikoff" <witchy...@broomstick.com> wrote:
I don't understand why the wife didn't just wring the duck's neck,
pluck
it, clean it and store or cook it. She could have at least just killed
it
and told her husband to clean it.
WHAT?!?!?
Yes Duck is quite yummy when roasted properly. Some nice shallots and
wild rice go along well with duck.
Gak, even before I turned veggie, I wouldn't eat one.
My husband's still trying to get me to cook him a rabbit <shudder>
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Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
BAAWA Knight!
#1557
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| User: "chibiabos" |
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30 Jan 2007 07:22:41 PM |
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In article <529p8rF1mdvtiU1@mid.individual.net>, Robibnikoff
<witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote:
"Hatter" <Hatter23@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:1170179528.933894.237340@p10g2000cwp.googlegroups.com...
On Jan 30, 12:53 pm, "Robibnikoff" <witchy...@broomstick.com> wrote:
I don't understand why the wife didn't just wring the duck's neck,
pluck
it, clean it and store or cook it. She could have at least just killed
it
and told her husband to clean it.
WHAT?!?!?
Yes Duck is quite yummy when roasted properly. Some nice shallots and
wild rice go along well with duck.
Gak, even before I turned veggie, I wouldn't eat one.
My husband's still trying to get me to cook him a rabbit <shudder>
Tastes like chicken.
Unless you're a veggie. Then it tastes like barley.
-chib
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Member of S.M.A.S.H.
Sarcastic Middle-aged Atheists with a Sense of Humor
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| User: "skyeyes" |
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30 Jan 2007 04:25:32 PM |
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On Jan 30, 10:52 am, "Hatter" <Hatte...@gmail.com> wrote:
On Jan 30, 12:53 pm, "Robibnikoff" <witchy...@broomstick.com> wrote:
I don't understand why the wife didn't just wring the duck's neck, pluck
it, clean it and store or cook it. She could have at least just killed it
and told her husband to clean it.
WHAT?!?!?
--
Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
BAAWA Knight!
#1557- Hide quoted text -- Show quoted text -
Yes Duck is quite yummy when roasted properly. Some nice shallots and
wild rice go along well with duck.
Roast duck with sausage-and-apple stuffing flavored with port. To die
for!
Brenda Nelson, A.A.#34
EAC Professor of Feline Thermometrics and Cat-Herding
skyeyes at dakotacom dot ent
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| User: "Hatter" |
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31 Jan 2007 07:11:47 AM |
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On Jan 30, 5:25 pm, "skyeyes" <skye...@dakotacom.net> wrote:
On Jan 30, 10:52 am, "Hatter" <Hatte...@gmail.com> wrote:
On Jan 30, 12:53 pm, "Robibnikoff" <witchy...@broomstick.com> wrote:
I don't understand why the wife didn't just wring the duck's neck, pluck
it, clean it and store or cook it. She could have at least just killed it
and told her husband to clean it.
WHAT?!?!?
--
Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
BAAWA Knight!
#1557- Hide quoted text -- Show quoted text -
Yes Duck is quite yummy when roasted properly. Some nice shallots and
wild rice go along well with duck.
Roast duck with sausage-and-apple stuffing flavored with port. To die
for!
Brenda Nelson, A.A.#34
EAC Professor of Feline Thermometrics and Cat-Herding
skyeyes at dakotacom dot ent- Hide quoted text -
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Port and duck are always a good combo
Hatter
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| User: "stoney" |
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06 Feb 2007 10:24:13 AM |
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On 31 Jan 2007 05:11:47 -0800, "Hatter" <Hatter23@gmail.com> wrote in
alt.atheism
On Jan 30, 5:25 pm, "skyeyes" <skye...@dakotacom.net> wrote:
On Jan 30, 10:52 am, "Hatter" <Hatte...@gmail.com> wrote:
On Jan 30, 12:53 pm, "Robibnikoff" <witchy...@broomstick.com> wrote:
I don't understand why the wife didn't just wring the duck's neck, pluck
it, clean it and store or cook it. She could have at least just killed it
and told her husband to clean it.
WHAT?!?!?
Yes Duck is quite yummy when roasted properly. Some nice shallots and
wild rice go along well with duck.
Roast duck with sausage-and-apple stuffing flavored with port. To die
for!
Port and duck are always a good combo
Off the port bow! DUCK!
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Fundies and trolls are cordially invited to
shove a wooden cross up their arses and rotate
at a high rate of speed. I trust you'll
be 'blessed' with a plethora of splinters.
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