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"quibbler" |
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02 Jan 2005 12:32:21 PM |
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Revised American Fundy Definition. |
American Fundy: [n]
[Main Entry] 1. A terrorist-wannabe who tends to be rather chicken-
hawkish, but usually is still far too chicken-***** to die for his or her
allegedly deep-felt religious convictions. 2. One who aspires to
someday be a machine gun toting, RPG shooting, cave-dwelling madman,
just like their muslim role models. 3. A suicide-bomber-in-training
who just doesn't have the guts to "push the button"!
I know there are many other entries that could describe other salient
features of their religious creed, such as a belief that the IRS should
be abolished and the view that both sides of evolution, but only one
side of sexual education should be taught.
--
Quibbler (quibbler247atyahoo.com)
"It is fashionable to wax apocalyptic about the
threat to humanity posed by the AIDS virus, 'mad cow'
disease, and many others, but I think a case can be
made that faith is one of the world's great evils,
comparable to the smallpox virus but harder to
eradicate." -- Richard Dawkins
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| User: "duke" |
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| Title: Re: Revised American Fundy Definition. |
02 Jan 2005 01:26:29 PM |
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On Sun, 2 Jan 2005 11:32:21 -0700, quibbler <quibbler247@yahoo.com> wrote:
American Fundy: [n]
[Main Entry] 1. A terrorist-wannabe who tends to be rather chicken-
hawkish, but usually is still far too chicken-***** to die for his or her
allegedly deep-felt religious convictions. 2. One who aspires to
someday be a machine gun toting, RPG shooting, cave-dwelling madman,
just like their muslim role models. 3. A suicide-bomber-in-training
who just doesn't have the guts to "push the button"!
I know there are many other entries that could describe other salient
features of their religious creed, such as a belief that the IRS should
be abolished and the view that both sides of evolution, but only one
side of sexual education should be taught.
duke
*****
Matthew 7
21"Not everyone who says to me, 'Lord, Lord,'
will enter the kingdom of heaven, but only he
who does the will of my Father who is in heaven.
*****
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| User: "quibbler" |
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| Title: Re: Revised American Fundy Definition. |
02 Jan 2005 02:53:11 PM |
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In article <vligt0lcb9rc3js6jerq055h9ehopm1n93@4ax.com>,
duckgumbo32@cox.net says...
duke
Congrats on making an ***** of yourself again with bizarre and irrelevant
commentary.
--
Quibbler (quibbler247atyahoo.com)
"It is fashionable to wax apocalyptic about the
threat to humanity posed by the AIDS virus, 'mad cow'
disease, and many others, but I think a case can be
made that faith is one of the world's great evils,
comparable to the smallpox virus but harder to
eradicate." -- Richard Dawkins
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| User: "duke" |
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| Title: Re: Revised American Fundy Definition. |
02 Jan 2005 05:08:18 PM |
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On Sun, 2 Jan 2005 13:53:11 -0700, quibbler <quibbler247@yahoo.com> wrote:
In article <vligt0lcb9rc3js6jerq055h9ehopm1n93@4ax.com>,
duckgumbo32@cox.net says...
duke
Congrats on making an ***** of yourself again with bizarre and irrelevant
commentary.
Hey, quib, did you notice that junior highschool harriets and harrys think
everything is funny.
duke
*****
Matthew 7
21"Not everyone who says to me, 'Lord, Lord,'
will enter the kingdom of heaven, but only he
who does the will of my Father who is in heaven.
*****
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| User: "quibbler" |
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| Title: Re: Revised American Fundy Definition. |
02 Jan 2005 05:35:52 PM |
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In article <1lvgt0p1ttii8r7l32aanuti8n1mviko71@4ax.com>,
duckgumbo32@cox.net says...
On Sun, 2 Jan 2005 13:53:11 -0700, quibbler <quibbler247@yahoo.com> wrote:
In article <vligt0lcb9rc3js6jerq055h9ehopm1n93@4ax.com>,
duckgumbo32@cox.net says...
duke
Congrats on making an ***** of yourself again with bizarre and irrelevant
commentary.
Hey, quib, did you notice that junior highschool harriets and harrys think
everything is funny.
You promised to stop with the kiddie porn and now you're back to looking
at junior highschool kid pictures. For shame, puke. Put your tiny,
shrivelled little tool back in its pipette holster. You apparently
didn't get the message that every time you jerk off god kills a kitten,
since you've almost single-handedly contributed to them becoming an
endangered species.
--
Quibbler (quibbler247atyahoo.com)
"It is fashionable to wax apocalyptic about the
threat to humanity posed by the AIDS virus, 'mad cow'
disease, and many others, but I think a case can be
made that faith is one of the world's great evils,
comparable to the smallpox virus but harder to
eradicate." -- Richard Dawkins
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| User: "sanguinevikings" |
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| Title: Re: Revised American Fundy Definition. |
02 Jan 2005 03:38:44 PM |
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quibbler wrote:
In article <vligt0lcb9rc3js6jerq055h9ehopm1n93@4ax.com>,
duckgumbo32@cox.net says...
duke
Congrats on making an ***** of yourself again with bizarre and irrelevant
commentary.
It was more edifying than usual.
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| User: "Robibnikoff" |
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| Title: Re: Revised American Fundy Definition. |
02 Jan 2005 07:47:51 PM |
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"sanguinevikings" <spam@spam.not> wrote in message
news:JI2dndMdnLUi9EXcRVnyhA@brightview.com...
quibbler wrote:
In article <vligt0lcb9rc3js6jerq055h9ehopm1n93@4ax.com>,
duckgumbo32@cox.net says...
duke
Congrats on making an ***** of yourself again with bizarre and irrelevant
commentary.
It was more edifying than usual.
Guess puke finally put down the bottle of Everclear.
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Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
#1557
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| User: "stoney" |
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| Title: Re: Revised American Fundy Definition. |
03 Jan 2005 09:06:18 PM |
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On Sun, 2 Jan 2005 20:47:51 -0500, "Robibnikoff"
<witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote:
"sanguinevikings" <spam@spam.not> wrote in message
news:JI2dndMdnLUi9EXcRVnyhA@brightview.com...
quibbler wrote:
In article <vligt0lcb9rc3js6jerq055h9ehopm1n93@4ax.com>,
duckgumbo32@cox.net says...
duke
Congrats on making an ***** of yourself again with bizarre and irrelevant
commentary.
It was more edifying than usual.
Guess puke finally put down the bottle of Everclear.
The five cases were empty.
--
Contempt of Congress meter reading-offscale.
Hello, theocracy with a fundamentalist US Supreme
Court who will ensure church and state are joined
at the hip like clergy and altar boys.
America 1776-Jan 2001 RIP
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| User: "quibbler" |
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| Title: Re: Revised American Fundy Definition. |
02 Jan 2005 04:59:57 PM |
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In article <JI2dndMdnLUi9EXcRVnyhA@brightview.com>,
says...
It was more edifying than usual.
Then you KNOW it had to be an accident on his part ! :))
--
Quibbler (quibbler247atyahoo.com)
"It is fashionable to wax apocalyptic about the
threat to humanity posed by the AIDS virus, 'mad cow'
disease, and many others, but I think a case can be
made that faith is one of the world's great evils,
comparable to the smallpox virus but harder to
eradicate." -- Richard Dawkins
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| User: "duke" |
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| Title: Re: Revised American Fundy Definition. |
02 Jan 2005 05:09:12 PM |
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On Sun, 02 Jan 2005 21:38:44 +0000, sanguinevikings <spam@spam.not> wrote:
quibbler wrote:
In article <vligt0lcb9rc3js6jerq055h9ehopm1n93@4ax.com>,
duckgumbo32@cox.net says...
duke
Congrats on making an ***** of yourself again with bizarre and irrelevant
commentary.
It was more edifying than usual.
Right, I didn't type anything and you still look like you don't understand.
duke
*****
Matthew 7
21"Not everyone who says to me, 'Lord, Lord,'
will enter the kingdom of heaven, but only he
who does the will of my Father who is in heaven.
*****
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| User: "quibbler" |
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| Title: Re: Revised American Fundy Definition. |
02 Jan 2005 05:39:04 PM |
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In article <onvgt0l0fgf4o4lvuvjo6vp2kotgim5k2d@4ax.com>,
duckgumbo32@cox.net says...
On Sun, 02 Jan 2005 21:38:44 +0000, sanguinevikings <spam@spam.not> wrote:
quibbler wrote:
In article <vligt0lcb9rc3js6jerq055h9ehopm1n93@4ax.com>,
duckgumbo32@cox.net says...
duke
Congrats on making an ***** of yourself again with bizarre and irrelevant
commentary.
It was more edifying than usual.
Right, I didn't type anything and you still look like you don't understand.
We understood that you have nothing to say, because you're too stupid to
think of anything. We were glad that you at least admitted it this time
by writing nothing. Since your comments are vacuous anyway, even when
you do bother to type out some words, it was certainly no great loss to
world literature, or anything else for that matter, that you simply
refrained altogether.
--
Quibbler (quibbler247atyahoo.com)
"It is fashionable to wax apocalyptic about the
threat to humanity posed by the AIDS virus, 'mad cow'
disease, and many others, but I think a case can be
made that faith is one of the world's great evils,
comparable to the smallpox virus but harder to
eradicate." -- Richard Dawkins
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| User: "" |
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| Title: Re: Revised American Fundy Definition. |
02 Jan 2005 01:51:07 PM |
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duke wrote:
On Sun, 2 Jan 2005 11:32:21 -0700, quibbler <quibbler247@yahoo.com>
wrote:
American Fundy: [n]
[Main Entry] 1. A terrorist-wannabe who tends to be rather chicken-
duke
*****
did you say something duck?
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| User: "duke" |
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| Title: Re: Revised American Fundy Definition. |
02 Jan 2005 05:07:02 PM |
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On 2 Jan 2005 11:51:07 -0800, wrote:
duke wrote:
On Sun, 2 Jan 2005 11:32:21 -0700, quibbler <quibbler247@yahoo.com>
wrote:
American Fundy: [n]
[Main Entry] 1. A terrorist-wannabe who tends to be rather chicken-
duke
*****
did you say something duck?
Put your bifocals on, No I didn't.
duke
*****
Matthew 7
21"Not everyone who says to me, 'Lord, Lord,'
will enter the kingdom of heaven, but only he
who does the will of my Father who is in heaven.
*****
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| User: "" |
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| Title: Re: Revised American Fundy Definition. |
02 Jan 2005 07:31:22 PM |
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duke wrote:
On 2 Jan 2005 11:51:07 -0800, wrote:
duke wrote:
On Sun, 2 Jan 2005 11:32:21 -0700, quibbler
<quibbler247@yahoo.com>
wrote:
American Fundy: [n]
[Main Entry] 1. A terrorist-wannabe who tends to be rather
chicken-
duke
*****
did you say something duck?
Put your bifocals on, No I didn't.
duke
*****
that's quite clear duck, but I can hear the marbles rattling around
inside your cranium.
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| User: "Gregory Gadow" |
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| Title: Re: Revised American Fundy Definition. |
03 Jan 2005 10:06:39 AM |
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quibbler wrote:
American Fundy: [n]
[Main Entry] 1. A terrorist-wannabe who tends to be rather chicken-
hawkish, but usually is still far too chicken-***** to die for his or her
allegedly deep-felt religious convictions. 2. One who aspires to
someday be a machine gun toting, RPG shooting, cave-dwelling madman,
just like their muslim role models. 3. A suicide-bomber-in-training
who just doesn't have the guts to "push the button"!
I know there are many other entries that could describe other salient
features of their religious creed, such as a belief that the IRS should
be abolished and the view that both sides of evolution, but only one
side of sexual education should be taught.
I have an old copy of definitions from the Religious Right Dictionary. I
should put in a few hours and update it.
http://www.serv.net/~techbear/writings/RRDict.html
--
Gregory Gadow
techbear@serv.net
http://www.serv.net/~techbear
"The President is merely the most important among a large number
of public servants. He should be supported or opposed exactly to
the degree which is warranted by his good conduct or bad conduct,
his efficiency or inefficiency in rendering loyal, able, and
disinterested service to the Nation as a whole. Therefore it is
absolutely necessary that there should be full liberty to tell
the truth about his acts, and this means that it is exactly
necessary to blame him when he does wrong as to praise him when
he does right. Any other attitude in an American citizen is both
base and servile. To announce that there must be no criticism of
the President, or that we are to stand by the President, right or
wrong, is not only unpatriotic and servile, but is morally treasonable
to the American public. Nothing but the truth should be spoken about
him or any one else. But it is even more important to tell the truth,
pleasant or unpleasant, about him than about any one else."
President Theodore Roosevelt, editorial to the Kansas City Star
May 7, 1918
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