You know, back in the day, people used to eat people.
Heck, they still do it in PAPUA NEW GUINEA. Remember
that famous Guinean athlete whose dead body was stolen &
eaten because people thought it would imbue them with
vigor and success?
Anyway, my point: I think the Catholic Church should
revive this Ancient Tradition and should pass out bits
and pieces of the Dead Pope as a sacrament, to imbue
people with his Holy Power and Pious Aspect. Ever hear
of drinking the "blood of Christ"? Well heck people,
why not chew on Chunk of Pope?
Pope Chips anyone?
Pope on a stick?
Something for the dog: PopeBits.
My lounger needs a new covering. Pope Leather?
The Soccer Moms will appreciate PopeBonz for the doggie to chew on.
Hey, maybe somebody could chop him up and make (extra virgin
Italian-style)
Pope Bologna.
Or just put'im in the wood chipper and make
Real Pope Fertilizer TM.
OK, I'm done now.
Yib
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