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Religions > Atheism |
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"Thomas Keske" |
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06 Apr 2005 12:48:27 AM |
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Sacred Cows |
When I was going to India, some travel literature warned that if
your car hit a cow, you should run to a police station for protection,
because a crowd might attack you. Of course, it is easy to hit
cows, because the roads are filled with a crazy mix of cars, trucks,
herds of goats, cows, bicycles, pedestrians, carts. There
are wandering cows all over, even in the cities.
I saw one cow that was all-white, certainly looking very much
like a dignified, sacred cow- very massive and slow,
serene, dull and lethargic, hunched over. Oh, how it reminded me
of Pope John Paul II. Only, it was nosing very calmly through a
garbage dumpster. This image, and realizing how seriously
this was all taken by a religion, was like a revelation about
the human race and its belief systems.
Mind you, I became fond of the people of India, and would
not want to hurt their feelings. Their gods are no less real
than yours, and are probably more colorful. However, we
might be a little wiser if we started treating religion as fables,
like Santa Claus and the tooth fairy, rather than trying to
be serious about it.
Tom Keske
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| User: "turk" |
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| Title: Re: Sacred Cows |
06 Apr 2005 01:24:53 AM |
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"Thomas Keske" <TKeske@Comcast.net> wrote in message
news:3L2dndcyUYFyrM7fRVn-uA@comcast.com...
When I was going to India, some travel literature warned that if
your car hit a cow, you should run to a police station for protection,
because a crowd might attack you. Of course, it is easy to hit
cows, because the roads are filled with a crazy mix of cars, trucks,
herds of goats, cows, bicycles, pedestrians, carts. There
are wandering cows all over, even in the cities.
I saw one cow that was all-white, certainly looking very much
like a dignified, sacred cow- very massive and slow,
serene, dull and lethargic, hunched over. Oh, how it reminded me
of Pope John Paul II. Only, it was nosing very calmly through a
garbage dumpster. This image, and realizing how seriously
this was all taken by a religion, was like a revelation about
the human race and its belief systems.
Mind you, I became fond of the people of India, and would
not want to hurt their feelings. Their gods are no less real
than yours, and are probably more colorful. However, we
might be a little wiser if we started treating religion as fables,
like Santa Claus and the tooth fairy, rather than trying to
be serious about it.
That is the most terrible and insulting comparison I've heard since GW was
called a "good president".
When has a cow ever tried to shelter pedophiles? When has a cow ever tried
to trick the people of Africa, decimated by AIDs, into believing that
condoms will not help to prevent AIDs? When has a cow equated the adoption
of children by gay parents as "child abuse"? Not to mention, I personally
would rather feast on the Pope before I'd eat a cow. You owe bovine beasts
everywhere a huge apology.
turk
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"As democracy is perfected, the office represents, more and more closely,
the inner soul of the people. We move toward a lofty ideal. On some great
and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their heart's desire
at last, and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron." - H. L.
Mencken, in the Baltimore Sun, July 26, 1920.
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| User: "Vic Sagerquist" |
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| Title: Re: Sacred Cows |
06 Apr 2005 04:26:17 AM |
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On 05 Apr 2005, Thomas Keske dropped trou, farted, whirled, then shouted:
I saw one cow that was all-white, certainly looking very much
like a dignified, sacred cow- very massive and slow,
serene, dull and lethargic, hunched over. Oh, how it reminded me
of Pope John Paul II. Only, it was nosing very calmly through a
garbage dumpster. This image, and realizing how seriously
this was all taken by a religion, was like a revelation about
the human race and its belief systems.
A few years back I took a vacation to Jamaica. The cows there were skinny,
badly fed, hanging on to life somehow. Perhaps their owners were too poor
to feed them properly. Obvoiusly no god cared about them.
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Vic Sagerquist
aa#2011
Supervisor, EAC Department of little adhesive-backed "L" shaped
chrome-plastic doo-dads to add feet to Jesus fish department
Plonked by Jason Gastrich for all eternity...
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As you were, I was. As I am, you will be.
--- Hunter S. Thompson
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