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Topic: Religions > Atheism
User: "Jd"
Date: 26 Jul 2004 10:24:12 PM
Object: Salamanders take over 400,000 acres of human habitat
The descendents of the critter that crawled up out of the primordial
slime and evolved into a human is now taking revenge upon humaity.
Developement of 400,000 acres of land near in California is now out of
the question due to the conquest of this vicious salamander....
"Officials with the U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service said they hope to
designate nearly 400,000 acres in 20 counties as the salamander's
critical habitat."
For the full story see:
http://dailynews.att.net/cgi-bin/news?e=pub&dt=040726&cat=science&st=scienced842rb5o0&src=ap
Jd
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User: "Douglas Berry"

Title: Re: Salamanders take over 400,000 acres of human habitat 27 Jul 2004 09:45:39 PM
In our last thrilling episode, Jd <Jd.wuzhere@att.net> was pushed over
the cliffs of alt.atheism on Tue, 27 Jul 2004 03:24:12 GMT by Zoog,
minion of Zathar. As he fell, he screamed:

The descendents of the critter that crawled up out of the primordial
slime and evolved into a human is now taking revenge upon humaity.

Developement of 400,000 acres of land near in California is now out of
the question due to the conquest of this vicious salamander....

"Officials with the U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service said they hope to
designate nearly 400,000 acres in 20 counties as the salamander's
critical habitat."

For the full story see:

http://dailynews.att.net/cgi-bin/news?e=pub&dt=040726&cat=science&st=scienced842rb5o0&src=ap

625 square miles over 20 counties. About 30 sq. miles per county.
My home county, Santa Clara is one of those affected. The county
encompasses 1,312 square miles.
So essentially, we have to give up about 2% of space, already in Bay
wetlands that are nearly impossible to develop anyway, to save a
critter that evidently eats mosquito larva.
I'm complaining why?
--
Douglas E. Berry Do the OBVIOUS thing to send e-mail
Atheist #2147, Atheist Vet #5
"Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as
when they do it from religious conviction."
Blaise Pascal (1623-1662), Pense'es, #894.
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User: "Bob LeChevalier"

Title: Re: Salamanders take over 400,000 acres of human habitat 27 Jul 2004 07:31:30 AM
Jd <Jd.wuzhere@att.net> wrote:

The descendents of the critter that crawled up out of the primordial
slime and evolved into a human is now taking revenge upon humaity.

Humans are taking revenge on humanity?
[Do you even think about what you are writing? Human beings are
descendants of the critter that we evolved from, by definition.]

Developement of 400,000 acres of land near in California is now out of
the question due to the conquest of this vicious salamander...

Conquest? Vicious? Out of the question? (the decision puts that
potential development IN question, not OUT OF the question).
While the salamander and us may share some common ancestor in
geological history, we don't know whether that common ancestor crawled
out of primordial slime.

For the full story see:

http://dailynews.att.net/cgi-bin/news?e=pub&dt=040726&cat=science&st=scienced842rb5o0&src=ap

lojbab
--
lojbab

Bob LeChevalier, Founder, The Logical Language Group
(Opinions are my own; I do not speak for the organization.)
Artificial language Loglan/Lojban: http://www.lojban.org
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User: "Gray Shockley"

Title: Re: Salamanders take over 400,000 acres of human habitat 28 Jul 2004 02:08:38 AM
On Tue, 27 Jul 2004 07:31:30 -0500, Bob LeChevalier wrote:

While the salamander and us may share some common ancestor

You misspelled "lounge lizard". Hope this helps.

in
geological history, we don't know whether that common ancestor crawled
out of primordial slime.

The Anthropologist claims that it took eons for the primordial to slime
because the Y Chromo's wouldn't stop and ask for directions.
Gray Shockley
----------------------------
Know I well feeling is.
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User: "Steve Hayes"

Title: Re: Salamanders take over 400,000 acres of human habitat 27 Jul 2004 06:18:35 AM
On Tue, 27 Jul 2004 03:24:12 GMT, Jd <Jd.wuzhere@att.net> wrote:

The descendents of the critter that crawled up out of the primordial
slime and evolved into a human is now taking revenge upon humaity.

Developement of 400,000 acres of land near in California is now out of
the question due to the conquest of this vicious salamander....

"Officials with the U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service said they hope to
designate nearly 400,000 acres in 20 counties as the salamander's
critical habitat."

For the full story see:

http://dailynews.att.net/cgi-bin/news?e=pub&dt=040726&cat=science&st=scienced842rb5o0&src=ap

And your point is?
--
Steve Hayes from Tshwane, South Africa
http://www.geocities.com/Athens/7734/stevesig.htm
E-mail - see web page, or parse: shayes at dunelm full stop org full stop uk
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