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Topic: Religions > Atheism
User: "Eris"
Date: 01 Feb 2005 02:33:32 AM
Object: Saw Jesus at the mall
I am working in Cincinnati temporarily, people are so friendly and
polite it is very annoying.
Anyway Jesus apparently lives here, I ran into him at the mall. He
looks like he has aged a thousand years.
James says he isn't sleeping or eating well and he is fighting with
Mary in front of the kids, of course the youngest is 1800 years old.
Apparently this Iraqi thing has him really stressed out. Especially
the nut cases that are doing this in his name.
I got a lock of hair from him. If anyone is interested it will be on
ebay.
.

User: "Sam"

Title: Re: Saw Jesus at the mall 01 Feb 2005 03:08:45 AM
Eris wrote:

I am working in Cincinnati temporarily, people are so friendly and
polite it is very annoying.

Anyway Jesus apparently lives here, I ran into him at the mall. He
looks like he has aged a thousand years.

James says he isn't sleeping or eating well and he is fighting with
Mary in front of the kids, of course the youngest is 1800 years old.

Apparently this Iraqi thing has him really stressed out. Especially
the nut cases that are doing this in his name.

I got a lock of hair from him. If anyone is interested it will be on
ebay.

when i lived in cinti the two things i couldnt get over were(in no
particular order:
1. people say "please?" when they dont catch what you say, rather than
"pardon?" or "huh?" Really grated on me
2.the chilli! oh, man, who cares about the chili! i know its not like
texas chili, its got cinnamon and whatever else but they take it too
far. i met rebellious youths who would get pissed if i spoke ill of the
chili.
yea, and pete rose, too, of course.
--
Sam
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User: "Al Klein"

Title: Re: Saw Jesus at the mall 02 Feb 2005 04:53:39 AM
On Tue, 01 Feb 2005 03:08:45 GMT, Sam <srcarruth@yahoo.NO.SPAM.com>
said in alt.atheism:

when i lived in cinti the two things i couldnt get over were(in no
particular order:
1. people say "please?" when they dont catch what you say, rather than
"pardon?" or "huh?" Really grated on me

Same thing in a lot of European countries (in their own language, of
course).
--
"I believe in Spinoza's God who reveals himself in the harmony of all that exists, but
not in a God who concerns himself with the fate and actions of human beings."
-A. Einstein (1929 -- Einstein Archive 33-272)
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rukbat at verizon dot net
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User: "Eris"

Title: Re: Saw Jesus at the mall 01 Feb 2005 03:35:39 AM
On Tue, 01 Feb 2005 03:08:45 GMT, Sam <srcarruth@yahoo.NO.SPAM.com>
wrote:



Eris wrote:

I am working in Cincinnati temporarily, people are so friendly and
polite it is very annoying.

Anyway Jesus apparently lives here, I ran into him at the mall. He
looks like he has aged a thousand years.

James says he isn't sleeping or eating well and he is fighting with
Mary in front of the kids, of course the youngest is 1800 years old.

Apparently this Iraqi thing has him really stressed out. Especially
the nut cases that are doing this in his name.

I got a lock of hair from him. If anyone is interested it will be on
ebay.


when i lived in cinti the two things i couldnt get over were(in no
particular order:
1. people say "please?" when they dont catch what you say, rather than
"pardon?" or "huh?" Really grated on me
2.the chilli! oh, man, who cares about the chili! i know its not like
texas chili, its got cinnamon and whatever else but they take it too
far. i met rebellious youths who would get pissed if i spoke ill of the
chili.

yea, and pete rose, too, of course.

They sell statues of Pete Rose at the mall. And of course Woody.
.


User: "Eris"

Title: Re: Saw Jesus at the mall 01 Feb 2005 03:09:51 AM
http://boards.cincymusic.com/index.php?showtopic=18134&st=0&#entry287308
This is right next to I-75 unbelievable.
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User: "Eris"

Title: Re: Saw Jesus at the mall 01 Feb 2005 03:36:16 AM
On Mon, 31 Jan 2005 22:09:51 -0500, Eris <vithant01@yaya.comcast.net>
wrote:

http://boards.cincymusic.com/index.php?showtopic=18134&st=0&#entry287308

This is right next to I-75 unbelievable.

How many innocent peoples last words on this earth were "Oh, my God?"
.

User: "stoney"

Title: Re: Saw Jesus at the mall 05 Feb 2005 01:24:19 AM
On Mon, 31 Jan 2005 22:09:51 -0500, Eris <vithant01@yaya.comcast.net>
wrote:

http://boards.cincymusic.com/index.php?showtopic=18134&st=0&#entry287308

This is right next to I-75 unbelievable.

Unbelievable? Nah. The usual waste of money instead of having it go
to something productive.
--
Contempt of Congress meter reading-offscale.
Hello, theocracy with a fundamentalist US Supreme
Court who will ensure church and state are joined
at the hip like clergy and altar boys.
America 1776-Jan 2001 RIP
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