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24 Nov 2005 07:42:33 AM |
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Scenes From A Bush Thanksgiving - Mark Moford |
Moford does it again.
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Scenes From A Bush Thanksgiving
Dubya pouts, Cheney scowls, no one brings pie -- and why is Rove looking
at Barb that way?
- By Mark Morford, SF Gate Columnist
Wednesday, November 23, 2005
Ah yes, it is that time again. The smell of roasting turkey and cigar
smoke and Polo cologne, perfume like florid gasoline. Copious forced
laughter that sounds like geese mating in a broom closet. It is
Thanksgiving dinner at the Bush White House, where the guests mingle as
though their genitals were being squeezed by manic elves, as if they
were all coated in vanilla pudding being licked off by Pat Robertson.
Which, truth be told, some of them seem to enjoy. A lot.
They await the appearance of the bird in the cozy, heavily paneled White
House drawing room with the grand chandelier sparkling there since the
Truman administration, the rest of the space engorged with stuffy
furniture Laura chose herself and which she thinks is manly and
presidential but which actually looks like it was bought at a Jersey
consignment store run by Ethan Allen's stoned brother.
Barbara rules. Owns the house, despite how she hasn't lived here in over
13 years. Laura can only look at her in numb awe, her own stiff skirt
pleats appearing humble and small in comparison to Barb's massive teal
dress ensemble, so epic and balloon-like it would seem to envelope all
it comes near, like a giant ocean algae bloom, a massive amoeba, a cloud
of righteous know-it-allness that makes easy mockery of Laura's little
beige blouse of meek sexless humility. Barb is a force of nature,
commanding the staff and chatting up the various heads of state and
smiling at everyone with that glassy omnivorous stare. They all hate her.
George Sr. notices this, of course, from his usual place back beside the
old bookcase that hasn't been perused in five years, sips his gin fizz
and chuckles softly at the scene, thinkin' about golf, thinkin' about
how long ago it all seems since his reign of tepid ineptitude, but
thinkin', also, about how history will be much kinder to him now that
his son has run the country into a blood-drenched wall. He-he-he. He'll
drink to that.
It's the thing no one mentions, but which hangs over the room like a
pall. Junior's current miserable poll numbers now mean that he and his
father share the honor of being two of the four most unpopular
presidents in modern history, right alongside Carter and Nixon. But Bush
41 does not care. He gets to hang with Clinton now. He is grandfatherly
and forgettable and almost invisible. In other words, his stature has
improved considerably, in relation to his son. Damn this gin is good.
Too bad Junior can't have some. Looks like he could use it.
George Jr. is perturbed. He is sulky and pouty and has to force a smirky
grin at the guests as they enter the banquet room, pretending as if he
really wanted them all there, all these betrayers and backstabbers and
people he thought he knew but who turn out, instead, to be involved in
whole big bunches of illegal and traitorous stuff he has no clue about.
They are all a bunch of ***** boogerheads, he thinks.
He forces a smile. No one is willing to hold his blinky little gaze for
more than three seconds. He wants to scream. He wants to run away. He
wants a beer. He wants 10 beers. He grabs a fistful of baseball-shaped
hors d'oeuvres (Gul-dang, I love baseball, he thinks). Barb shoots him a
look: Sit up straight, stop pouting or else, use a napkin. He sips his
mineral water, sullenly, chats with McClellan while scanning the room
for Condi, though his eyes first find Rove, slithering around as usual.
Rove works the room, shakes hands, squeezing a little too hard to remind
everyone who "the architect" really is. Everyone understands, even as
they furtively wipe their hands on their pants after he touches them.
Rove grabs fistfuls of baby shrimp and shoves them into his mouth when
he thinks no one's looking, swallows without chewing. He smells like
baby aspirin and old bacon.
Karl sneaks furtive glances at Barb. He is awed by her natural power,
her girth, her effortless cunning. That teal makes her look so ... so
.... seaworthy. He wants her. Badly. She knows it. They have a secret
thing -- it is matronly and sweaty and creepy as hell and takes place
every other Sunday in a Ritz-Carlton just off the Beltway.
Rummy knows all about it. He and ***** stand near the bar and take huge
swigs of scotch and puffs from thick Cuban cigars and speak in low, mean
tones out the sides of their mouths, occasionally bursting into dark
laughter that sounds like a brick being dragged over a cheese grater.
Rummy says something about the Karl/Barb flesh-fest and wonders, a
little too loudly, if Oedipus would have felt differently about his
mother if she had spanked him. Cheney grunts, retorts with a joke about
how pleasurable it must be to hold a lit cigarette near the open eyeball
of a terrified prisoner in Guantanamo and demand Osama's cell phone
number. Ha.
***** glances over at Lynne, who is, of course, eyeing one of the Latina
servants with open-mouthed hunger. ***** hasn't seen Lynne naked in
years. He realizes this is a very good thing. Something to be thankful
for, certainly. But Lynne is happy. Her life is full of joyous bridge
tournaments and bashing of gay rights and copious lesbian fantasies. She
is nothing like poor, lost Condi.
Condi is lonely. So, so lonely, sitting over in the far corner, all by
herself, nursing her one glass of white wine. No one really talks to her
anymore except Dubya and a maybe few brusque words from Rummy, who she
suspects is always imagining her cleaning his guns and polishing his
boots and calling him "master." Suddenly, her heart jumps. She sees
Dubya looking at her from across the room. She smiles that demonic,
dominatrix-y smile that always creeps out the Asian press. He does that
thing with his thin little lips, that little gesture only she
understands. Her body is instantly warmed. Oh their special bond, a dark
secret. It is her breath, her raison d'tre. It keeps her alive.
Sam Alito stops by, darts in and out, stealing bites, patting everyone
on the back, runs up and gives Dubya a big hug, which embarrasses Dubya
and makes Cheney look at him even more disdainfully. Sam is laughing too
loudly. He smells of tequila and bad ideas. Laura, however, giggles and
looks at him coyly. Her legs quiver. She is wearing way too much White
Diamonds and her hair hasn't moved since 2003. No one cares.
Meanwhile, Jenna and Barbara Jr. sneak tequila shots in the Rose Garden
and flirt with the Secret Service for, like, the millionth time, to no
effect. Jenna is so, like, buzzed. She adjusts her bra strap, again.
Then her thong. Damn but she hates these formal things. That Alito guy
keeps coming out, begging for shots. They don't want to go back into
that miserable, dank banquet room. Barbara Jr. stares vacantly into the
near distance. Why couldn't life be more like it is on "The West Wing"?
That show, like, totally ruled.
The banquet room reeks and coils and sighs. It is full of bleak energy
and missed opportunities, spiritual paranoia and repressed desire and
dishonest laughter. The turkey comes out dry. There is not enough pie
for Dubya. Rumsfeld slurps his scotch, drunkenly. ***** eyes the dark
thigh meat. Condi has to pee. There is little to be thankful for, inside
this room.
Outside, however, among the nation's awakening throngs, gratitude and
hope are beginning to swell and grow anew. Only three years left. It's
long but not that long. Every person in that gloomy room will be gone.
History. Nothing left but an ugly stain, oily residue, scar tissue. The
room will be refreshed. The turkey will be moist. There will be more
cranberry sauce. This dark, warmongering chapter will finally end. Pie
all around.
It is not, the world realizes, too early to be thankful for that.
---
http://sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/gate/archive/2005/11/23/notes112
305.DTL&nl=fix
--
John Hachmann aa #1782
"Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities"
-Voltaire
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| User: "The other Donald" |
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| Title: Re: Scenes From A Bush Thanksgiving - Mark Moford |
24 Nov 2005 04:19:05 PM |
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"johac" <jhachm@ixpres.remove.com> wrote in message
news:jhachm-FE6132.23423323112005@news.giganews.com...
Moford does it again.
That is just WRONG!!
Rove and Barb? Is it just me or does "mating elephants" come to mind? Do you
even WANT such a picture burned into your brain as you dine?
Gawddamn that was funny, though...."smelled like baby aspirin and old
bacon."
Thanks for the laugh on this day where we celebrate the end of peace between
the Native indians and Euro-christians: when the Indians saved a bunch of
starving white people, and were rewarded for their generosity and humane
decency by being slaughtered by them.
Bon apetit.
--
-Donald in Austin
AA #2104
Apatriot #22
Atheist FF/EMT
.....and ordained minister
Stork pin recipient: May 1, 2003 -Madelyn
-Mr. Worf, set phasers on "***** You" and fire at will. -Doc Smartass
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| User: "johac" |
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| Title: Re: Scenes From A Bush Thanksgiving - Mark Moford |
25 Nov 2005 07:41:23 AM |
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In article <ZJlhf.14335$Ox.13435@tornado.texas.rr.com>,
"The other Donald" <the_donald_13@yahooooY.com> wrote:
"johac" <jhachm@ixpres.remove.com> wrote in message
news:jhachm-FE6132.23423323112005@news.giganews.com...
Moford does it again.
That is just WRONG!!
Rove and Barb? Is it just me or does "mating elephants" come to mind? Do you
even WANT such a picture burned into your brain as you dine?
I must admit it is a very disturbing image.
Gawddamn that was funny, though...."smelled like baby aspirin and old
bacon."
Moford does have a way with words.
Thanks for the laugh on this day where we celebrate the end of peace between
the Native indians and Euro-christians: when the Indians saved a bunch of
starving white people, and were rewarded for their generosity and humane
decency by being slaughtered by them.
This is a day which celebrates that which the Native Americans have
nothing to be thankful for.
Bon apetit.
--
John Hachmann aa #1782
"Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities"
-Voltaire
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| User: "stoney" |
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| Title: Re: Scenes From A Bush Thanksgiving - Mark Moford |
25 Nov 2005 04:09:05 PM |
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On Thu, 24 Nov 2005 23:41:23 -0800, johac <jhachm@ixpres.remove.com>
wrote:
In article <ZJlhf.14335$Ox.13435@tornado.texas.rr.com>,
"The other Donald" <the_donald_13@yahooooY.com> wrote:
"johac" <jhachm@ixpres.remove.com> wrote in message
news:jhachm-FE6132.23423323112005@news.giganews.com...
Moford does it again.
That is just WRONG!!
Rove and Barb? Is it just me or does "mating elephants" come to mind? Do you
even WANT such a picture burned into your brain as you dine?
I must admit it is a very disturbing image.
Gawddamn that was funny, though...."smelled like baby aspirin and old
bacon."
Moford does have a way with words.
Thanks for the laugh on this day where we celebrate the end of peace between
the Native indians and Euro-christians: when the Indians saved a bunch of
starving white people, and were rewarded for their generosity and humane
decency by being slaughtered by them.
This is a day which celebrates that which the Native Americans have
nothing to be thankful for.
And curse their ancestors for being civilized.
--
Contempt of Congress meter reading-offscale.
Hello, theocracy with a fundamentalist US Supreme
Court who will ensure church and state are joined
at the hip like clergy and altar boys.
America 1776-Jan 2001 RIP
"As democracy is perfected, the office of president
represents, more and more closely, the inner soul
of the people. On some great and glorious day the
plain folks of the land will reach their heart's
desire at last and the White House will be adorned
by a downright moron." --- H.L. Mencken (1880 - 1956)
Religion is the original war crime.
-Michelle Malkin (Feb 26, 2005)
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| User: "johac" |
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| Title: Re: Scenes From A Bush Thanksgiving - Mark Moford |
26 Nov 2005 12:03:45 AM |
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In article <aodeo1l001u18e5r63n8j0dn6t3msa93h0@4ax.com>,
stoney <stoney@the.net> wrote:
On Thu, 24 Nov 2005 23:41:23 -0800, johac <jhachm@ixpres.remove.com>
wrote:
In article <ZJlhf.14335$Ox.13435@tornado.texas.rr.com>,
"The other Donald" <the_donald_13@yahooooY.com> wrote:
"johac" <jhachm@ixpres.remove.com> wrote in message
news:jhachm-FE6132.23423323112005@news.giganews.com...
Moford does it again.
That is just WRONG!!
Rove and Barb? Is it just me or does "mating elephants" come to mind? Do
you
even WANT such a picture burned into your brain as you dine?
I must admit it is a very disturbing image.
Gawddamn that was funny, though...."smelled like baby aspirin and old
bacon."
Moford does have a way with words.
Thanks for the laugh on this day where we celebrate the end of peace
between
the Native indians and Euro-christians: when the Indians saved a bunch of
starving white people, and were rewarded for their generosity and humane
decency by being slaughtered by them.
This is a day which celebrates that which the Native Americans have
nothing to be thankful for.
And curse their ancestors for being civilized.
I'm sure that if their ancestors knew what was coming, they would have
chased the invaders off of the beaches and back to their ships.
It is of interest that the 'heathen' Native Americans tolerated and even
helped the invaders, while the 'Christian' Europeans were probably
already thinking about how they would kill the natives and steal their
land.
--
John Hachmann aa #1782
"Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities"
-Voltaire
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| User: "stoney" |
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| Title: Re: Scenes From A Bush Thanksgiving - Mark Moford |
26 Nov 2005 04:59:23 PM |
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On Fri, 25 Nov 2005 16:03:45 -0800, johac <jhachm@ixpres.remove.com>
wrote:
In article <aodeo1l001u18e5r63n8j0dn6t3msa93h0@4ax.com>,
stoney <stoney@the.net> wrote:
On Thu, 24 Nov 2005 23:41:23 -0800, johac <jhachm@ixpres.remove.com>
wrote:
In article <ZJlhf.14335$Ox.13435@tornado.texas.rr.com>,
"The other Donald" <the_donald_13@yahooooY.com> wrote:
"johac" <jhachm@ixpres.remove.com> wrote in message
news:jhachm-FE6132.23423323112005@news.giganews.com...
Moford does it again.
That is just WRONG!!
Rove and Barb? Is it just me or does "mating elephants" come to mind? Do
you
even WANT such a picture burned into your brain as you dine?
I must admit it is a very disturbing image.
Gawddamn that was funny, though...."smelled like baby aspirin and old
bacon."
Moford does have a way with words.
Thanks for the laugh on this day where we celebrate the end of peace
between
the Native indians and Euro-christians: when the Indians saved a bunch of
starving white people, and were rewarded for their generosity and humane
decency by being slaughtered by them.
This is a day which celebrates that which the Native Americans have
nothing to be thankful for.
And curse their ancestors for being civilized.
I'm sure that if their ancestors knew what was coming, they would have
chased the invaders off of the beaches and back to their ships.
It is of interest that the 'heathen' Native Americans tolerated and even
helped the invaders, while the 'Christian' Europeans were probably
already thinking about how they would kill the natives and steal their
land.
Christian MindsetŪ.
--
Contempt of Congress meter reading-offscale.
Hello, theocracy with a fundamentalist US Supreme
Court who will ensure church and state are joined
at the hip like clergy and altar boys.
America 1776-Jan 2001 RIP
"As democracy is perfected, the office of president
represents, more and more closely, the inner soul
of the people. On some great and glorious day the
plain folks of the land will reach their heart's
desire at last and the White House will be adorned
by a downright moron." --- H.L. Mencken (1880 - 1956)
Religion is the original war crime.
-Michelle Malkin (Feb 26, 2005)
.
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| User: "johac" |
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| Title: Re: Scenes From A Bush Thanksgiving - Mark Moford |
27 Nov 2005 06:54:14 AM |
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In article <q25ho1dpm34rigu53du2c6npim20j76n3p@4ax.com>,
stoney <stoney@the.net> wrote:
On Fri, 25 Nov 2005 16:03:45 -0800, johac <jhachm@ixpres.remove.com>
wrote:
In article <aodeo1l001u18e5r63n8j0dn6t3msa93h0@4ax.com>,
stoney <stoney@the.net> wrote:
On Thu, 24 Nov 2005 23:41:23 -0800, johac <jhachm@ixpres.remove.com>
wrote:
In article <ZJlhf.14335$Ox.13435@tornado.texas.rr.com>,
"The other Donald" <the_donald_13@yahooooY.com> wrote:
"johac" <jhachm@ixpres.remove.com> wrote in message
news:jhachm-FE6132.23423323112005@news.giganews.com...
Moford does it again.
That is just WRONG!!
Rove and Barb? Is it just me or does "mating elephants" come to mind?
Do
you
even WANT such a picture burned into your brain as you dine?
I must admit it is a very disturbing image.
Gawddamn that was funny, though...."smelled like baby aspirin and old
bacon."
Moford does have a way with words.
Thanks for the laugh on this day where we celebrate the end of peace
between
the Native indians and Euro-christians: when the Indians saved a bunch
of
starving white people, and were rewarded for their generosity and
humane
decency by being slaughtered by them.
This is a day which celebrates that which the Native Americans have
nothing to be thankful for.
And curse their ancestors for being civilized.
I'm sure that if their ancestors knew what was coming, they would have
chased the invaders off of the beaches and back to their ships.
It is of interest that the 'heathen' Native Americans tolerated and even
helped the invaders, while the 'Christian' Europeans were probably
already thinking about how they would kill the natives and steal their
land.
Christian MindsetŪ.
<sheepthink>
Heathen bad. See heathen, kill heathen. It's godswill.
--
John Hachmann aa #1782
"Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities"
-Voltaire
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| User: "Michelle Malkin" |
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| Title: Re: Scenes From A Bush Thanksgiving - Mark Moford |
27 Nov 2005 07:57:24 AM |
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"johac" <jhachm@ixpres.remove.com> wrote in message
news:jhachm-2AD2AB.22541426112005@news.giganews.com...
In article <q25ho1dpm34rigu53du2c6npim20j76n3p@4ax.com>,
stoney <stoney@the.net> wrote:
On Fri, 25 Nov 2005 16:03:45 -0800, johac <jhachm@ixpres.remove.com>
wrote:
In article <aodeo1l001u18e5r63n8j0dn6t3msa93h0@4ax.com>,
stoney <stoney@the.net> wrote:
On Thu, 24 Nov 2005 23:41:23 -0800, johac <jhachm@ixpres.remove.com>
wrote:
In article <ZJlhf.14335$Ox.13435@tornado.texas.rr.com>,
"The other Donald" <the_donald_13@yahooooY.com> wrote:
"johac" <jhachm@ixpres.remove.com> wrote in message
news:jhachm-FE6132.23423323112005@news.giganews.com...
Moford does it again.
That is just WRONG!!
Rove and Barb? Is it just me or does "mating elephants" come to
mind?
Do
you
even WANT such a picture burned into your brain as you dine?
I must admit it is a very disturbing image.
Gawddamn that was funny, though...."smelled like baby aspirin and
old
bacon."
Moford does have a way with words.
Thanks for the laugh on this day where we celebrate the end of
peace
between
the Native indians and Euro-christians: when the Indians saved a
bunch
of
starving white people, and were rewarded for their generosity and
humane
decency by being slaughtered by them.
This is a day which celebrates that which the Native Americans have
nothing to be thankful for.
And curse their ancestors for being civilized.
I'm sure that if their ancestors knew what was coming, they would have
chased the invaders off of the beaches and back to their ships.
It is of interest that the 'heathen' Native Americans tolerated and even
helped the invaders, while the 'Christian' Europeans were probably
already thinking about how they would kill the natives and steal their
land.
Christian MindsetŪ.
<sheepthink>
Heathen bad. See heathen, kill heathen. It's godswill.
You are soooo right - it's god swill.
--
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
Michelle Malkin (Mickey) aa list#1
BAAWA Knight & Bible Thumper Thumper
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
--
John Hachmann aa #1782
"Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit
atrocities"
-Voltaire
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| User: "johac" |
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| Title: Re: Scenes From A Bush Thanksgiving - Mark Moford |
28 Nov 2005 05:09:20 AM |
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In article <XomdnVVefsJL-xTenZ2dnUVZ_sOdnZ2d@comcast.com>,
"Michelle Malkin" <hypatiab7@comcast.net> wrote:
"johac" <jhachm@ixpres.remove.com> wrote in message
news:jhachm-2AD2AB.22541426112005@news.giganews.com...
In article <q25ho1dpm34rigu53du2c6npim20j76n3p@4ax.com>,
stoney <stoney@the.net> wrote:
On Fri, 25 Nov 2005 16:03:45 -0800, johac <jhachm@ixpres.remove.com>
wrote:
In article <aodeo1l001u18e5r63n8j0dn6t3msa93h0@4ax.com>,
stoney <stoney@the.net> wrote:
On Thu, 24 Nov 2005 23:41:23 -0800, johac <jhachm@ixpres.remove.com>
wrote:
In article <ZJlhf.14335$Ox.13435@tornado.texas.rr.com>,
"The other Donald" <the_donald_13@yahooooY.com> wrote:
"johac" <jhachm@ixpres.remove.com> wrote in message
news:jhachm-FE6132.23423323112005@news.giganews.com...
Moford does it again.
That is just WRONG!!
Rove and Barb? Is it just me or does "mating elephants" come to
mind?
Do
you
even WANT such a picture burned into your brain as you dine?
I must admit it is a very disturbing image.
Gawddamn that was funny, though...."smelled like baby aspirin and
old
bacon."
Moford does have a way with words.
Thanks for the laugh on this day where we celebrate the end of
peace
between
the Native indians and Euro-christians: when the Indians saved a
bunch
of
starving white people, and were rewarded for their generosity and
humane
decency by being slaughtered by them.
This is a day which celebrates that which the Native Americans have
nothing to be thankful for.
And curse their ancestors for being civilized.
I'm sure that if their ancestors knew what was coming, they would have
chased the invaders off of the beaches and back to their ships.
It is of interest that the 'heathen' Native Americans tolerated and even
helped the invaders, while the 'Christian' Europeans were probably
already thinking about how they would kill the natives and steal their
land.
Christian MindsetŪ.
<sheepthink>
Heathen bad. See heathen, kill heathen. It's godswill.
You are soooo right - it's god swill.
It's all in the pronunciation. :-)
--
John Hachmann aa #1782
"Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities"
-Voltaire
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| User: "stoney" |
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| Title: Re: Scenes From A Bush Thanksgiving - Mark Moford |
27 Nov 2005 06:23:04 PM |
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On Sun, 27 Nov 2005 02:57:24 -0500, "Michelle Malkin"
<hypatiab7@comcast.net> wrote:
"johac" <jhachm@ixpres.remove.com> wrote in message
news:jhachm-2AD2AB.22541426112005@news.giganews.com...
In article <q25ho1dpm34rigu53du2c6npim20j76n3p@4ax.com>,
stoney <stoney@the.net> wrote:
On Fri, 25 Nov 2005 16:03:45 -0800, johac <jhachm@ixpres.remove.com>
wrote:
In article <aodeo1l001u18e5r63n8j0dn6t3msa93h0@4ax.com>,
stoney <stoney@the.net> wrote:
On Thu, 24 Nov 2005 23:41:23 -0800, johac <jhachm@ixpres.remove.com>
wrote:
In article <ZJlhf.14335$Ox.13435@tornado.texas.rr.com>,
"The other Donald" <the_donald_13@yahooooY.com> wrote:
"johac" <jhachm@ixpres.remove.com> wrote in message
news:jhachm-FE6132.23423323112005@news.giganews.com...
Moford does it again.
That is just WRONG!!
Rove and Barb? Is it just me or does "mating elephants" come to
mind?
Do
you
even WANT such a picture burned into your brain as you dine?
I must admit it is a very disturbing image.
Gawddamn that was funny, though...."smelled like baby aspirin and
old
bacon."
Moford does have a way with words.
Thanks for the laugh on this day where we celebrate the end of
peace
between
the Native indians and Euro-christians: when the Indians saved a
bunch
of
starving white people, and were rewarded for their generosity and
humane
decency by being slaughtered by them.
This is a day which celebrates that which the Native Americans have
nothing to be thankful for.
And curse their ancestors for being civilized.
I'm sure that if their ancestors knew what was coming, they would have
chased the invaders off of the beaches and back to their ships.
It is of interest that the 'heathen' Native Americans tolerated and even
helped the invaders, while the 'Christian' Europeans were probably
already thinking about how they would kill the natives and steal their
land.
Christian MindsetŪ.
<sheepthink>
Heathen bad. See heathen, kill heathen. It's godswill.
You are soooo right - it's god swill.
Hot from the *****!
--
Contempt of Congress meter reading-offscale.
Hello, theocracy with a fundamentalist US Supreme
Court who will ensure church and state are joined
at the hip like clergy and altar boys.
America 1776-Jan 2001 RIP
"As democracy is perfected, the office of president
represents, more and more closely, the inner soul
of the people. On some great and glorious day the
plain folks of the land will reach their heart's
desire at last and the White House will be adorned
by a downright moron." --- H.L. Mencken (1880 - 1956)
Religion is the original war crime.
-Michelle Malkin (Feb 26, 2005)
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| User: "stoney" |
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| Title: Re: Scenes From A Bush Thanksgiving - Mark Moford |
25 Nov 2005 04:08:32 PM |
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On Thu, 24 Nov 2005 16:19:05 GMT, "The other Donald"
<the_donald_13@yahooooY.com> wrote:
"johac" <jhachm@ixpres.remove.com> wrote in message
news:jhachm-FE6132.23423323112005@news.giganews.com...
Moford does it again.
That is just WRONG!!
Rove and Barb? Is it just me or does "mating elephants" come to mind? Do you
even WANT such a picture burned into your brain as you dine?
Gawddamn that was funny, though...."smelled like baby aspirin and old
bacon."
Thanks for the laugh on this day where we celebrate the end of peace between
the Native indians and Euro-christians: when the Indians saved a bunch of
starving white people, and were rewarded for their generosity and humane
decency by being slaughtered by them.
I was thinking that yesterday.
Bon apetit.
--
Contempt of Congress meter reading-offscale.
Hello, theocracy with a fundamentalist US Supreme
Court who will ensure church and state are joined
at the hip like clergy and altar boys.
America 1776-Jan 2001 RIP
"As democracy is perfected, the office of president
represents, more and more closely, the inner soul
of the people. On some great and glorious day the
plain folks of the land will reach their heart's
desire at last and the White House will be adorned
by a downright moron." --- H.L. Mencken (1880 - 1956)
Religion is the original war crime.
-Michelle Malkin (Feb 26, 2005)
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| User: "stoney" |
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| Title: Re: Scenes From A Bush Thanksgiving - Mark Moford |
25 Nov 2005 04:07:58 PM |
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On Wed, 23 Nov 2005 23:42:33 -0800, johac <jhachm@ixpres.remove.com>
wrote:
Moford does it again.
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Scenes From A Bush Thanksgiving
Dubya pouts, Cheney scowls, no one brings pie -- and why is Rove looking
at Barb that way?
Yep, a murderous crew of vipers one and all.
[]
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Contempt of Congress meter reading-offscale.
Hello, theocracy with a fundamentalist US Supreme
Court who will ensure church and state are joined
at the hip like clergy and altar boys.
America 1776-Jan 2001 RIP
"As democracy is perfected, the office of president
represents, more and more closely, the inner soul
of the people. On some great and glorious day the
plain folks of the land will reach their heart's
desire at last and the White House will be adorned
by a downright moron." --- H.L. Mencken (1880 - 1956)
Religion is the original war crime.
-Michelle Malkin (Feb 26, 2005)
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| User: "johac" |
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| Title: Re: Scenes From A Bush Thanksgiving - Mark Moford |
25 Nov 2005 11:59:33 PM |
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In article <nldeo1hkrp93f9au6ofjosk8nc9ul6u95l@4ax.com>,
stoney <stoney@the.net> wrote:
On Wed, 23 Nov 2005 23:42:33 -0800, johac <jhachm@ixpres.remove.com>
wrote:
Moford does it again.
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Scenes From A Bush Thanksgiving
Dubya pouts, Cheney scowls, no one brings pie -- and why is Rove looking
at Barb that way?
Yep, a murderous crew of vipers one and all.
[]
If I believed in evil as a physical entity, I'd say that we found its
lair.
--
John Hachmann aa #1782
"Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities"
-Voltaire
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| User: "stoney" |
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| Title: Re: Scenes From A Bush Thanksgiving - Mark Moford |
26 Nov 2005 04:59:40 PM |
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On Fri, 25 Nov 2005 15:59:33 -0800, johac <jhachm@ixpres.remove.com>
wrote:
In article <nldeo1hkrp93f9au6ofjosk8nc9ul6u95l@4ax.com>,
stoney <stoney@the.net> wrote:
On Wed, 23 Nov 2005 23:42:33 -0800, johac <jhachm@ixpres.remove.com>
wrote:
Moford does it again.
---
Scenes From A Bush Thanksgiving
Dubya pouts, Cheney scowls, no one brings pie -- and why is Rove looking
at Barb that way?
Yep, a murderous crew of vipers one and all.
[]
If I believed in evil as a physical entity, I'd say that we found its
lair.
Agreed.
--
Contempt of Congress meter reading-offscale.
Hello, theocracy with a fundamentalist US Supreme
Court who will ensure church and state are joined
at the hip like clergy and altar boys.
America 1776-Jan 2001 RIP
"As democracy is perfected, the office of president
represents, more and more closely, the inner soul
of the people. On some great and glorious day the
plain folks of the land will reach their heart's
desire at last and the White House will be adorned
by a downright moron." --- H.L. Mencken (1880 - 1956)
Religion is the original war crime.
-Michelle Malkin (Feb 26, 2005)
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