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Topic: Religions > Atheism
User: "Anonymous via the Cypherpunks Tonga Remailer"
Date: 06 Sep 2003 01:35:21 PM
Object: School Of Hard Knocks
Do you see your face when you look into the mirror ? When i gaze into the
mirrored glass i see God's smiling face and heaven in the background.

Bless God Giver Of Life
Bless Gods Holy Wife Jasmin
Bless Mary Mother Of Jesus
Practice Peace and Eternal Life
Is Guaranteed
Jasmin Has The Power God Has The Glory
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User: "Nomen Nescio"

Title: Re: School Of Hard Knocks 06 Sep 2003 04:30:06 PM
Your either a ***** or a jehovah that has been sniffing glue WHAT EVER
!!!! would you mind just fucking off because you give me the creeps.
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User: "Witziges Rätsel"

Title: Re: School Of Hard Knocks 06 Sep 2003 02:57:09 PM

Do you see your face when you look into the mirror ? When i gaze into the
mirrored glass i see God's smiling face and heaven in the background.

Do you mean your god is funny looking and lives in
your bathroom?
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User: "starwars"

Title: Re: School Of Hard Knocks 06 Sep 2003 05:22:12 PM
Witziges R=E4tsel don't ***** around with that crazy ***** Jasmin, she
sounds like the kind of ***** that would slit your throat just for kicks .

"Witziges R=E4tsel" <zer@roer.com>wrote:

Do you see your face when you look into the mirror ? When i gaze into t=

he

mirrored glass i see God's smiling face and heaven in the background.


Do you mean your god is funny looking and lives in
your bathroom

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User: "Dick C"

Title: Re: School Of Hard Knocks 06 Sep 2003 09:03:52 PM
Witziges Rätsel wrote in alt.atheism


Do you see your face when you look into the mirror ? When i gaze
into the mirrored glass i see God's smiling face and heaven in the
background.


Do you mean your god is funny looking and lives in
your bathroom?

Well, they took the mirror out of his bathroom (dangers of broken
glass, and all), so now he is forced to use the reflection in the
toilet bowl for his mirror.
--
***** #1349
"Believe those who are seeking the truth; doubt those who find it."
Andre Gide, French author and critic (1869-1951).
Home Page: dickcr.iwarp.com
email:

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User: "Mark K. Bilbo"

Title: Re: School Of Hard Knocks 06 Sep 2003 09:55:24 PM
On Sun, 07 Sep 2003 02:03:52 +0000, ***** C wrote:

Witziges Rätsel wrote in alt.atheism


Do you see your face when you look into the mirror ? When i gaze into
the mirrored glass i see God's smiling face and heaven in the
background.


Do you mean your god is funny looking and lives in
your bathroom?


Well, they took the mirror out of his bathroom (dangers of broken glass,
and all), so now he is forced to use the reflection in the toilet bowl for
his mirror.

And then he accidentally flushed god...
--
Mark K. Bilbo
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User: "Gammon"

Title: Re: School Of Hard Knocks 07 Sep 2003 12:44:37 AM
"Mark K. Bilbo" <iskanipa-y@hoo.com> wrote in message
news:pan.2003.09.07.02.55.24.178422@eac.org...

On Sun, 07 Sep 2003 02:03:52 +0000, ***** C wrote:

Witziges Rätsel wrote in alt.atheism


Do you see your face when you look into the mirror ? When i gaze into
the mirrored glass i see God's smiling face and heaven in the
background.


Do you mean your god is funny looking and lives in
your bathroom?


Well, they took the mirror out of his bathroom (dangers of broken glass,
and all), so now he is forced to use the reflection in the toilet bowl

for

his mirror.


And then he accidentally flushed god...
--
Mark K. Bilbo

So, what circle of hell would that get you?
--
#2163
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User: "Daniel Kolle"

Title: Re: School Of Hard Knocks 07 Sep 2003 02:18:22 PM
Anonymous via the Cypherpunks Tonga Remailer <nobody@cypherpunks.to>
thought hard and said:

Do you see your face when you look into the mirror ?

No! I see Seigfried von der Pepito, the magical pixie dust fairy!
--
-Kolle; 15 A.A. #2035
Koji Kondo, Yo-Yo Ma, and Gustav Mahler are my Gods.
Madly Insane EAC Scientist.
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User: "D Wolf"

Title: Re: School Of Hard Knocks 07 Sep 2003 10:11:15 AM
On Sat, 6 Sep 2003 20:35:21 +0200 (CEST), Anonymous via the
Cypherpunks Tonga Remailer <nobody@cypherpunks.to> wrote:

Do you see your face when you look into the mirror ? When i gaze into the
mirrored glass i see God's smiling face and heaven in the background.

Bless God Giver Of Life
Bless Gods Holy Wife Jasmin
Bless Mary Mother Of Jesus

Practice Peace and Eternal Life
Is Guaranteed
Jasmin Has The Power God Has The Glory

alt.2600,alt.religion.asatru,alt.atheism,alt.religion.jehovahs-witn
All the new trolls seem to bei including alt.2600.......
D Wolf
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User: "Al Klein"

Title: Re: School Of Hard Knocks 07 Sep 2003 10:51:42 PM
On Sun, 07 Sep 2003 10:11:15 -0500, D Wolf <no-email@adress.com>
posted in alt.atheism:

All the new trolls seem to bei including alt.2600.......

Most of them probably don't even know who Goldstein is.
--
"...I contend that we are both atheists. I just believe in one fewer god than you do.
When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods, you will understand
why I dismiss yours."
- Stephen F. Roberts
(random sig, produced by SigChanger)
rukbat at optonline dot net
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User: "Mark K. Bilbo"

Title: Re: School Of Hard Knocks 06 Sep 2003 02:32:27 PM
On Sat, 06 Sep 2003 20:35:21 +0200, Anonymous via the Cypherpunks Tonga
Remailer wrote:

Do you see your face when you look into the mirror ? When i gaze into the
mirrored glass i see God's smiling face and heaven in the background.

Dude, I told you not to take those...
--
Mark K. Bilbo
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User: "Steve Knight"

Title: Re: School Of Hard Knocks 06 Sep 2003 07:51:48 PM
On Sat, 06 Sep 2003 14:32:27 -0500, "Mark K. Bilbo"
<iskanipa-y@hoo.com> wrote:

On Sat, 06 Sep 2003 20:35:21 +0200, Anonymous via the Cypherpunks Tonga
Remailer wrote:

Do you see your face when you look into the mirror ? When i gaze into the
mirrored glass i see God's smiling face and heaven in the background.


Dude, I told you not to take those...

Let's not be too hasty here. What's he taking?
Not that I would ever take them, of course.
I was just wondering.
Warlord Steve
BAAWA
www.sonic.net/~wooly
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User: "Mark K. Bilbo"

Title: Re: School Of Hard Knocks 06 Sep 2003 09:56:00 PM
On Sun, 07 Sep 2003 00:51:48 +0000, Steve Knight wrote:

On Sat, 06 Sep 2003 14:32:27 -0500, "Mark K. Bilbo" <iskanipa-y@hoo.com>
wrote:

On Sat, 06 Sep 2003 20:35:21 +0200, Anonymous via the Cypherpunks Tonga
Remailer wrote:

Do you see your face when you look into the mirror ? When i gaze into
the mirrored glass i see God's smiling face and heaven in the
background.


Dude, I told you not to take those...


Let's not be too hasty here. What's he taking?

Not that I would ever take them, of course.

I was just wondering.

Well, obviously whatever it is, it puts *him on a very, very BAD trip...
--
Mark K. Bilbo
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User: "Ghost Rider"

Title: Re: School Of Hard Knocks 06 Sep 2003 11:16:54 PM
One fine day in alt.atheism, Anonymous via the Cypherpunks Tonga
Remailer fired a few neurons and wrote

Do you see your face when you look into the mirror ?

Yes, of course. Every time, at least when the light is on.

When i gaze into
the mirrored glass i see God's smiling face and heaven in the
background.

So you think you are god?
--
Ghost Rider
aa # 2011
EAC Nonexistent Director of Alcohol, Tobacco and Bad Puns
"How can you just obey?"
[Greg Lake, "Infinite Space" - Emerson, Lake & Palmer]
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