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01 Mar 2006 02:01:31 PM |
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SD Legislature To Legalize Witch Burning |
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by T.R. Kaymada, LA Times Staff Writer
10:52 AM PST, March 1, 2006
New Salem, South Dakota -- Flushed with the success of their recent
legislation to outlaw abortion, Senate conservatives moved Monday to
draft legislation that prescribes capital punishment for people convicted
of "ye witchcraft and other black arts".
Senator Malleus, R-Rapid City, stated emphatically, "The bible teaches,
'you shall not suffer a witch to live'. For too long, the liberal court
system has obstructed us from exercising this solemn and Godly duty, but
we believe that the new Supreme Court will finally take our side on
this issue."
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Quibbler (quibbler247atyahoo.com)
"It is fashionable to wax apocalyptic about the
threat to humanity posed by the AIDS virus, 'mad cow'
disease, and many others, but I think a case can be
made that faith is one of the world's great evils,
comparable to the smallpox virus but harder to
eradicate." -- Richard Dawkins
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01 Mar 2006 02:20:37 PM |
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"quibbler" <quibbler247@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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Check out this snippet :)
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by T.R. Kaymada, LA Times Staff Writer
10:52 AM PST, March 1, 2006
New Salem, South Dakota -- Flushed with the success of their recent
legislation to outlaw abortion, Senate conservatives moved Monday to
draft legislation that prescribes capital punishment for people convicted
of "ye witchcraft and other black arts".
Senator Malleus, R-Rapid City, stated emphatically, "The bible teaches,
'you shall not suffer a witch to live'. For too long, the liberal court
system has obstructed us from exercising this solemn and Godly duty, but
we believe that the new Supreme Court will finally take our side on
this issue."
...
Satire, right? Right? RIGHT?!?!?!?!
Why is everyone looking at me like that?!?!? <starts backing towards door>
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Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
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| User: "Rockett Crawford" |
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01 Mar 2006 02:27:19 PM |
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"Robibnikoff" <witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote in message
news:46mdt0Fc138eU1@individual.net...
"quibbler" <quibbler247@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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Check out this snippet :)
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by T.R. Kaymada, LA Times Staff Writer
10:52 AM PST, March 1, 2006
New Salem, South Dakota -- Flushed with the success of their recent
legislation to outlaw abortion, Senate conservatives moved Monday to
draft legislation that prescribes capital punishment for people convicted
of "ye witchcraft and other black arts".
Senator Malleus, R-Rapid City, stated emphatically, "The bible teaches,
'you shall not suffer a witch to live'. For too long, the liberal court
system has obstructed us from exercising this solemn and Godly duty, but
we believe that the new Supreme Court will finally take our side on
this issue."
...
Satire, right? Right? RIGHT?!?!?!?!
Why is everyone looking at me like that?!?!? <starts backing towards door>
--
With this legislature and Governor who knows?
I heard that Mississppi is next after S.D. to pass a "you get raped, you
give birth to it" bill.
Capella #5
Is Evolution a Religion?
http://www.goatstar.org/is-evolution-a-religion/
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01 Mar 2006 03:04:29 PM |
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"Rockett Crawford" <capella@airmail.net> wrote in message
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"Robibnikoff" <witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote in message
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"quibbler" <quibbler247@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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Check out this snippet :)
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by T.R. Kaymada, LA Times Staff Writer
10:52 AM PST, March 1, 2006
New Salem, South Dakota -- Flushed with the success of their recent
legislation to outlaw abortion, Senate conservatives moved Monday to
draft legislation that prescribes capital punishment for people
convicted
of "ye witchcraft and other black arts".
Senator Malleus, R-Rapid City, stated emphatically, "The bible teaches,
'you shall not suffer a witch to live'. For too long, the liberal court
system has obstructed us from exercising this solemn and Godly duty, but
we believe that the new Supreme Court will finally take our side on
this issue."
...
Satire, right? Right? RIGHT?!?!?!?!
Why is everyone looking at me like that?!?!? <starts backing towards
door>
--
With this legislature and Governor who knows?
I heard that Mississppi is next after S.D. to pass a "you get raped, you
give birth to it" bill.
Yep, I just saw that as well :P
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Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
#1557
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| User: "quibbler" |
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01 Mar 2006 03:14:09 PM |
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In article <120c0t9ia442r01@corp.supernews.com>,
says...
"Robibnikoff" <witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote in message
news:46mdt0Fc138eU1@individual.net...
"quibbler" <quibbler247@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:MPG.1e6fab7d92620aea9897e4@news.readfreenews.net...
Check out this snippet :)
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by T.R. Kaymada, LA Times Staff Writer
10:52 AM PST, March 1, 2006
New Salem, South Dakota -- Flushed with the success of their recent
legislation to outlaw abortion, Senate conservatives moved Monday to
draft legislation that prescribes capital punishment for people convicted
of "ye witchcraft and other black arts".
Senator Malleus, R-Rapid City, stated emphatically, "The bible teaches,
'you shall not suffer a witch to live'. For too long, the liberal court
system has obstructed us from exercising this solemn and Godly duty, but
we believe that the new Supreme Court will finally take our side on
this issue."
...
Satire, right? Right? RIGHT?!?!?!?!
Why is everyone looking at me like that?!?!? <starts backing towards door>
--
With this legislature and Governor who knows?
I heard that Mississppi is next after S.D. to pass a "you get raped, you
give birth to it" bill.
Yes, otherwise known as the "Endangered Species, Rapist Protection Act".
I mean, the genes of rapists were almost dying out in the gene pool
because women were thwarting God's holy will by aborting the fetuses of
their attackers. Far-sighted public officials apparently decided to take
the initiative to make sure that there will always be a steady supply of
rapists to prey on women in the great state of Mississippi..
--
Quibbler (quibbler247atyahoo.com)
"It is fashionable to wax apocalyptic about the
threat to humanity posed by the AIDS virus, 'mad cow'
disease, and many others, but I think a case can be
made that faith is one of the world's great evils,
comparable to the smallpox virus but harder to
eradicate." -- Richard Dawkins
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| User: "Rockett Crawford" |
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01 Mar 2006 03:24:07 PM |
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"quibbler" <quibbler247@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:MPG.1e6fbc8bd65df1309897e7@news.readfreenews.net...
In article <120c0t9ia442r01@corp.supernews.com>,
says...
"Robibnikoff" <witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote in message
news:46mdt0Fc138eU1@individual.net...
"quibbler" <quibbler247@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:MPG.1e6fab7d92620aea9897e4@news.readfreenews.net...
Check out this snippet :)
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by T.R. Kaymada, LA Times Staff Writer
10:52 AM PST, March 1, 2006
New Salem, South Dakota -- Flushed with the success of their recent
legislation to outlaw abortion, Senate conservatives moved Monday to
draft legislation that prescribes capital punishment for people
convicted
of "ye witchcraft and other black arts".
Senator Malleus, R-Rapid City, stated emphatically, "The bible
teaches,
'you shall not suffer a witch to live'. For too long, the liberal
court
system has obstructed us from exercising this solemn and Godly duty,
but
we believe that the new Supreme Court will finally take our side on
this issue."
...
Satire, right? Right? RIGHT?!?!?!?!
Why is everyone looking at me like that?!?!? <starts backing towards
door>
--
With this legislature and Governor who knows?
I heard that Mississppi is next after S.D. to pass a "you get raped, you
give birth to it" bill.
Yes, otherwise known as the "Endangered Species, Rapist Protection Act".
I mean, the genes of rapists were almost dying out in the gene pool
because women were thwarting God's holy will by aborting the fetuses of
their attackers. Far-sighted public officials apparently decided to take
the initiative to make sure that there will always be a steady supply of
rapists to prey on women in the great state of Mississippi..
And don't forget incest. Apparently much of the banjo picking political
leadership of Mississippi is the product of incest? This would explain them
wanting to ensure a continuous supply of births from incestuous behavior by
banning abortion even in the case of incest.
;^0
Capella #5
Is Evolution a Religion?
http://www.goatstar.org/is-evolution-a-religion/
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| User: "quibbler" |
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01 Mar 2006 03:33:06 PM |
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In article <120c47obhjkoida@corp.supernews.com>,
says...
"quibbler" <quibbler247@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:MPG.1e6fbc8bd65df1309897e7@news.readfreenews.net...
In article <120c0t9ia442r01@corp.supernews.com>,
says...
"Robibnikoff" <witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote in message
news:46mdt0Fc138eU1@individual.net...
"quibbler" <quibbler247@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:MPG.1e6fab7d92620aea9897e4@news.readfreenews.net...
Check out this snippet :)
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by T.R. Kaymada, LA Times Staff Writer
10:52 AM PST, March 1, 2006
New Salem, South Dakota -- Flushed with the success of their recent
legislation to outlaw abortion, Senate conservatives moved Monday to
draft legislation that prescribes capital punishment for people
convicted
of "ye witchcraft and other black arts".
Senator Malleus, R-Rapid City, stated emphatically, "The bible
teaches,
'you shall not suffer a witch to live'. For too long, the liberal
court
system has obstructed us from exercising this solemn and Godly duty,
but
we believe that the new Supreme Court will finally take our side on
this issue."
...
Satire, right? Right? RIGHT?!?!?!?!
Why is everyone looking at me like that?!?!? <starts backing towards
door>
--
With this legislature and Governor who knows?
I heard that Mississppi is next after S.D. to pass a "you get raped, you
give birth to it" bill.
Yes, otherwise known as the "Endangered Species, Rapist Protection Act".
I mean, the genes of rapists were almost dying out in the gene pool
because women were thwarting God's holy will by aborting the fetuses of
their attackers. Far-sighted public officials apparently decided to take
the initiative to make sure that there will always be a steady supply of
rapists to prey on women in the great state of Mississippi..
And don't forget incest.
Well, yeah, gawd makes severely retarded babies for a reason -- to work
in McDonalds. Who are we to question his plan.
--
Quibbler (quibbler247atyahoo.com)
"It is fashionable to wax apocalyptic about the
threat to humanity posed by the AIDS virus, 'mad cow'
disease, and many others, but I think a case can be
made that faith is one of the world's great evils,
comparable to the smallpox virus but harder to
eradicate." -- Richard Dawkins
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| User: "Father Haskell" |
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02 Mar 2006 05:38:50 PM |
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Rockett Crawford wrote:
And don't forget incest. Apparently much of the banjo picking
Watch it.
Some of us atheists play 5-string, too.
political
leadership of Mississippi is the product of incest? This would explain them
wanting to ensure a continuous supply of births from incestuous behavior by
banning abortion even in the case of incest.
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| User: "quibbler" |
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01 Mar 2006 03:07:28 PM |
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In article <46mdt0Fc138eU1@individual.net>,
says...
"quibbler" <quibbler247@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:MPG.1e6fab7d92620aea9897e4@news.readfreenews.net...
Check out this snippet :)
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by T.R. Kaymada, LA Times Staff Writer
10:52 AM PST, March 1, 2006
New Salem, South Dakota -- Flushed with the success of their recent
legislation to outlaw abortion, Senate conservatives moved Monday to
draft legislation that prescribes capital punishment for people convicted
of "ye witchcraft and other black arts".
Senator Malleus, R-Rapid City, stated emphatically, "The bible teaches,
'you shall not suffer a witch to live'. For too long, the liberal court
system has obstructed us from exercising this solemn and Godly duty, but
we believe that the new Supreme Court will finally take our side on
this issue."
...
Satire, right? Right? RIGHT?!?!?!?!
Why is everyone looking at me like that?!?!? <starts backing towards door>
Hey, it's nothing person, but we're in the middle of an energy crisis
right now and burning witches might be a first step toward kicking our
dependency on fossil fuel.
--
Quibbler (quibbler247atyahoo.com)
"It is fashionable to wax apocalyptic about the
threat to humanity posed by the AIDS virus, 'mad cow'
disease, and many others, but I think a case can be
made that faith is one of the world's great evils,
comparable to the smallpox virus but harder to
eradicate." -- Richard Dawkins
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| User: "Robibnikoff" |
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| Title: Re: SD Legislature To Legalize Witch Burning |
01 Mar 2006 03:15:39 PM |
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"quibbler" <quibbler247@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:MPG.1e6fbafbc45f0e5c9897e6@news.readfreenews.net...
In article <46mdt0Fc138eU1@individual.net>,
says...
"quibbler" <quibbler247@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:MPG.1e6fab7d92620aea9897e4@news.readfreenews.net...
Check out this snippet :)
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by T.R. Kaymada, LA Times Staff Writer
10:52 AM PST, March 1, 2006
New Salem, South Dakota -- Flushed with the success of their recent
legislation to outlaw abortion, Senate conservatives moved Monday to
draft legislation that prescribes capital punishment for people
convicted
of "ye witchcraft and other black arts".
Senator Malleus, R-Rapid City, stated emphatically, "The bible teaches,
'you shall not suffer a witch to live'. For too long, the liberal
court
system has obstructed us from exercising this solemn and Godly duty,
but
we believe that the new Supreme Court will finally take our side on
this issue."
...
Satire, right? Right? RIGHT?!?!?!?!
Why is everyone looking at me like that?!?!? <starts backing towards
door>
Hey, it's nothing person, but we're in the middle of an energy crisis
right now and burning witches might be a first step toward kicking our
dependency on fossil fuel.
Forget it! <dashes away>
--
Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
#1557
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| User: "quibbler" |
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01 Mar 2006 03:22:11 PM |
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In article <46mh45Fbot30U1@individual.net>,
says...
"quibbler" <quibbler247@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:MPG.1e6fbafbc45f0e5c9897e6@news.readfreenews.net...
In article <46mdt0Fc138eU1@individual.net>,
says...
"quibbler" <quibbler247@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:MPG.1e6fab7d92620aea9897e4@news.readfreenews.net...
Check out this snippet :)
--------------------------------------------------------
by T.R. Kaymada, LA Times Staff Writer
10:52 AM PST, March 1, 2006
New Salem, South Dakota -- Flushed with the success of their recent
legislation to outlaw abortion, Senate conservatives moved Monday to
draft legislation that prescribes capital punishment for people
convicted
of "ye witchcraft and other black arts".
Senator Malleus, R-Rapid City, stated emphatically, "The bible teaches,
'you shall not suffer a witch to live'. For too long, the liberal
court
system has obstructed us from exercising this solemn and Godly duty,
but
we believe that the new Supreme Court will finally take our side on
this issue."
...
Satire, right? Right? RIGHT?!?!?!?!
Why is everyone looking at me like that?!?!? <starts backing towards
door>
Hey, it's nothing person, but we're in the middle of an energy crisis
right now and burning witches might be a first step toward kicking our
dependency on fossil fuel.
Forget it! <dashes away>
It wasn't my idea. It's either that or burning Christians, Nero style.
Unfortunately, Christians are the majority of registered voters in the
state.
--
Quibbler (quibbler247atyahoo.com)
"It is fashionable to wax apocalyptic about the
threat to humanity posed by the AIDS virus, 'mad cow'
disease, and many others, but I think a case can be
made that faith is one of the world's great evils,
comparable to the smallpox virus but harder to
eradicate." -- Richard Dawkins
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| User: "Brian E. Clark" |
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01 Mar 2006 03:44:04 PM |
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In article <46mdt0Fc138eU1@individual.net>, Robibnikoff said...
Satire, right? Right? RIGHT?!?!?!?!
Why is everyone looking at me like that?!?!? <starts backing towards door>
I'll get the marshmallows and Hershey bars. Mmm, I think we're
in for an "auto da feast"! :)
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Brian E. Clark
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| User: "Robibnikoff" |
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01 Mar 2006 03:59:39 PM |
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"Brian E. Clark" <reply@newsgroup.only.please> wrote in message
news:MPG.1e6fdfacf66cee94989b83@newsgroups.comcast.net...
In article <46mdt0Fc138eU1@individual.net>, Robibnikoff said...
Satire, right? Right? RIGHT?!?!?!?!
Why is everyone looking at me like that?!?!? <starts backing towards
door>
I'll get the marshmallows and Hershey bars. Mmm, I think we're
in for an "auto da feast"! :)
But, but, but................I've got a dental appointment!!! <run away!!!!>
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Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
#1557
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| User: "Mike Smith" |
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01 Mar 2006 04:48:49 PM |
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quibbler <quibbler247@yahoo.com> wrote:
Senator Malleus, R-Rapid City,
"Malleus"? As in "Malleus Maleficarum"? :-)
http://www.malleusmaleficarum.org/
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but the rod of correction shall drive it far
from him." - Pr:22:15
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01 Mar 2006 07:52:55 PM |
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"Malleus"? As in "Malleus Maleficarum"? :-)
What an amazing and lucky coincidence, eh? ;)
How about the name "T.R. Kaymada" or dateline "New Salem" South Dakota.
It's eiry how all those things kind of come together.
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| User: "Brian E. Clark" |
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01 Mar 2006 08:32:06 PM |
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In article <1141264375.811587.94000
@v46g2000cwv.googlegroups.com>, said...
How about the name "T.R. Kaymada" or dateline "New Salem"
South Dakota.
Well, I really *did* spend a couple of years in the tiny town of
New Salem, PA when I was a lad.
I don't recall any witch-burnings, but the locals did throw one
hell of a drunken fundraiser for the volunteer fire company
every year, though I was far too young to take advantage of the
party.
But come to think of it, I was indeed put in fear for my life at
one of those events: I, a mere child of eight years, won the
big, fancy new television set at the bingo game -- on the first
dime-card I purchased. I thought those old babushka grannies,
who'd been playing all night, were going to tear me limb from
limb.
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01 Mar 2006 02:09:07 PM |
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quibbler wrote:
Check out this snippet :)
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by T.R. Kaymada, LA Times Staff Writer
10:52 AM PST, March 1, 2006
New Salem, South Dakota -- Flushed with the success of their recent
legislation to outlaw abortion, Senate conservatives moved Monday to
draft legislation that prescribes capital punishment for people
convicted of "ye witchcraft and other black arts".
Senator Malleus, R-Rapid City, stated emphatically, "The bible
teaches, 'you shall not suffer a witch to live'. For too long, the
liberal court system has obstructed us from exercising this solemn
and Godly duty, but we believe that the new Supreme Court will
finally take our side on
this issue."
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It won't pass. To many of those republicans are turned into motels by a good
looking witch...
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| User: "Robibnikoff" |
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01 Mar 2006 02:21:00 PM |
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"Mike Painter" <mddotpainter@sbcglobal.net> wrote in message
news:DbnNf.55523$dW3.19757@newssvr21.news.prodigy.com...
quibbler wrote:
Check out this snippet :)
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by T.R. Kaymada, LA Times Staff Writer
10:52 AM PST, March 1, 2006
New Salem, South Dakota -- Flushed with the success of their recent
legislation to outlaw abortion, Senate conservatives moved Monday to
draft legislation that prescribes capital punishment for people
convicted of "ye witchcraft and other black arts".
Senator Malleus, R-Rapid City, stated emphatically, "The bible
teaches, 'you shall not suffer a witch to live'. For too long, the
liberal court system has obstructed us from exercising this solemn
and Godly duty, but we believe that the new Supreme Court will
finally take our side on
this issue."
...
It won't pass. To many of those republicans are turned into motels by a
good looking witch...
D'oh! :)
--
Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
#1557
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01 Mar 2006 03:05:08 PM |
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In article <DbnNf.55523$dW3.19757@newssvr21.news.prodigy.com>,
mddotpainter@sbcglobal.net says...
quibbler wrote:
Check out this snippet :)
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by T.R. Kaymada, LA Times Staff Writer
10:52 AM PST, March 1, 2006
New Salem, South Dakota -- Flushed with the success of their recent
legislation to outlaw abortion, Senate conservatives moved Monday to
draft legislation that prescribes capital punishment for people
convicted of "ye witchcraft and other black arts".
Senator Malleus, R-Rapid City, stated emphatically, "The bible
teaches, 'you shall not suffer a witch to live'. For too long, the
liberal court system has obstructed us from exercising this solemn
and Godly duty, but we believe that the new Supreme Court will
finally take our side on
this issue."
...
It won't pass. To many of those republicans are turned into motels by a good
looking witch...
I think Jebus will forgive them as long as they burn the witch
afterward ... but I'll have to check my bible just be sure.
--
Quibbler (quibbler247atyahoo.com)
"It is fashionable to wax apocalyptic about the
threat to humanity posed by the AIDS virus, 'mad cow'
disease, and many others, but I think a case can be
made that faith is one of the world's great evils,
comparable to the smallpox virus but harder to
eradicate." -- Richard Dawkins
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| User: "Gregory Gadow" |
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01 Mar 2006 02:26:44 PM |
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quibbler wrote:
Check out this snippet :)
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by T.R. Kaymada, LA Times Staff Writer
10:52 AM PST, March 1, 2006
New Salem, South Dakota -- Flushed with the success of their recent
legislation to outlaw abortion, Senate conservatives moved Monday to
draft legislation that prescribes capital punishment for people convicted
of "ye witchcraft and other black arts".
Senator Malleus, R-Rapid City, stated emphatically, "The bible teaches,
'you shall not suffer a witch to live'. For too long, the liberal court
system has obstructed us from exercising this solemn and Godly duty, but
we believe that the new Supreme Court will finally take our side on
this issue."
Snippet from where? I want a link that I can share!
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Gregory Gadow
techbear@serv.net
KiltWear - http://www.cafepress.com/KiltWear
"The accumulation of all powers, legislative, executive, and judiciary, in
the same hands, whether of one, a few, or many, and whether hereditary,
self-appointed, or elective, may justly be pronounced the very definition
of tyranny." - James Madison, _The Federalist_, #47
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| User: "quibbler" |
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| Title: Re: SD Legislature To Legalize Witch Burning |
01 Mar 2006 03:19:19 PM |
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In article <44060384.EC9C75A1@serv.net>, says...
quibbler wrote:
Check out this snippet :)
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by T.R. Kaymada, LA Times Staff Writer
10:52 AM PST, March 1, 2006
New Salem, South Dakota -- Flushed with the success of their recent
legislation to outlaw abortion, Senate conservatives moved Monday to
draft legislation that prescribes capital punishment for people convicted
of "ye witchcraft and other black arts".
Senator Malleus, R-Rapid City, stated emphatically, "The bible teaches,
'you shall not suffer a witch to live'. For too long, the liberal court
system has obstructed us from exercising this solemn and Godly duty, but
we believe that the new Supreme Court will finally take our side on
this issue."
Snippet from where? I want a link that I can share!
Gee, I forget where I found it now ... I think it was a forwarded email
from some dude named Jason Blair. I'll check and get back to you. ;)
--
Quibbler (quibbler247atyahoo.com)
"It is fashionable to wax apocalyptic about the
threat to humanity posed by the AIDS virus, 'mad cow'
disease, and many others, but I think a case can be
made that faith is one of the world's great evils,
comparable to the smallpox virus but harder to
eradicate." -- Richard Dawkins
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| User: "Gregory Gadow" |
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| Title: Re: SD Legislature To Legalize Witch Burning |
02 Mar 2006 08:23:33 AM |
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quibbler wrote:
In article <44060384.EC9C75A1@serv.net>, says...
quibbler wrote:
Check out this snippet :)
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by T.R. Kaymada, LA Times Staff Writer
10:52 AM PST, March 1, 2006
New Salem, South Dakota -- Flushed with the success of their recent
legislation to outlaw abortion, Senate conservatives moved Monday to
draft legislation that prescribes capital punishment for people convicted
of "ye witchcraft and other black arts".
Senator Malleus, R-Rapid City, stated emphatically, "The bible teaches,
'you shall not suffer a witch to live'. For too long, the liberal court
system has obstructed us from exercising this solemn and Godly duty, but
we believe that the new Supreme Court will finally take our side on
this issue."
Snippet from where? I want a link that I can share!
Gee, I forget where I found it now ... I think it was a forwarded email
from some dude named Jason Blair. I'll check and get back to you. ;)
In any case, I have made a few modifications and posted it to share...
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=364x555090
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Gregory Gadow
KiltWear - http://www.cafepress.com/KiltWear
"The accumulation of all powers, legislative, executive, and judiciary, in
the same hands, whether of one, a few, or many, and whether hereditary,
self-appointed, or elective, may justly be pronounced the very definition
of tyranny." - James Madison, _The Federalist_, #47
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| User: "" |
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| Title: Re: SD Legislature To Legalize Witch Burning |
02 Mar 2006 05:22:32 PM |
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Gregory Gadow wrote:
quibbler wrote:
In article <44060384.EC9C75A1@serv.net>, says...
quibbler wrote:
Check out this snippet :)
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by T.R. Kaymada, LA Times Staff Writer
10:52 AM PST, March 1, 2006
New Salem, South Dakota -- Flushed with the success of their recent
legislation to outlaw abortion, Senate conservatives moved Monday to
draft legislation that prescribes capital punishment for people convicted
of "ye witchcraft and other black arts".
Senator Malleus, R-Rapid City, stated emphatically, "The bible teaches,
'you shall not suffer a witch to live'. For too long, the liberal court
system has obstructed us from exercising this solemn and Godly duty, but
we believe that the new Supreme Court will finally take our side on
this issue."
Snippet from where? I want a link that I can share!
Gee, I forget where I found it now ... I think it was a forwarded email
from some dude named Jason Blair. I'll check and get back to you. ;)
In any case, I have made a few modifications and posted it to share...
Nice. ;) I'm glad to see that another journalist was able to <ahem>
independently *confirm* the story and update it with newly emerging
details.
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| User: "Thurisaz, Germanic barbarian" |
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| Title: Re: SD Legislature To Legalize Witch Burning |
01 Mar 2006 10:28:06 PM |
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quibbler wrote:
Senator Malleus, R-Rapid City, stated...
Somehow I doubt that the senator trying to push that idiocy just _happens_
to bear the name "Malleus"... ;)
(For those who may not know, "The Handbook of witch-burning" in medieval
times bore the title "Malleus maleficarum", "The hammer of witches"...)
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"To his friend a man a friend shall prove, and gifts with gifts requite;
But men shall mocking with mockery answer, and fraud with falsehood meet."
(The Poetic Edda)
Must have been written with fundies in mind...
Why I am not a christian:
http://www.carcosa.de/nojebus/nojebus
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| User: "quibbler" |
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| Title: Re: SD Legislature To Legalize Witch Burning |
02 Mar 2006 03:15:52 PM |
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In article <du5s8m$sjg$4@online.de>,
says...
quibbler wrote:
Senator Malleus, R-Rapid City, stated...
Somehow I doubt that the senator trying to push that idiocy just _happens_
to bear the name "Malleus"... ;)
Hummm....Sounds like a miracle, or something or other ;)
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"Faith, indeed, has up to the present not been
able to move real mountains ... But it can put
mountains where there are none." -- Nietzsche
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