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Religions > Atheism |
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13 Dec 2005 01:00:56 AM |
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*SEASONS* "IN" *THE* "SUN"... |
"THEE" *ELECT* "ONE" *WROTE*:
"I" *DO* "RECALL" *A* "CERTAIN" *LOT* "OF" *PEOPLE* "IN" *LIFE* "WHO"
*THOUGHT* "THE" *WORLD* "WAS" *FLAT* "AT" *ONE* "TIME" *UNTIL* "IT"
*WAS* "PROVEN" *TO* "THEM" *THAT* "THE" *WORLD* "WAS" *ROUND*!!!
*LET* "US" *CONSIDER* "THAT" *IN* "ORDER" *FOR* "THE" *SEASONS* "TO"
*REMAIN" *CONSTANT* "IN" *THIS* "LIFE" *THERE* "WOULD" *BE* "THE"
*ABSOLUTE* "NEED" *FOR* "THE" *SEASONS* "TO" *BE* "MAINTAINED" *BY*
"SOMEBODY" *SOMEWHERE* "BECAUSE" *THE* "EARTH" *AND* "THE" *SOLAR*
"SYSTEM" *WE* "ARE" *PART* "OF" *ARE* "MOVING" *THRU* "SPACE" *AND*
"TIME" *AND* "THEREFORE" *WE* "ARE" *MOVING* "IN" *A* "CONSTANT"
*STATE* "OF" *FLUX*!!!
*WITHOUT* "THE" *ABILITY* "OF" *THE* "EARTH" *TO* "MAINTAIN" *A*
"NATURAL" *BALANCE* "TO" *THE* "SEASONS" *THE* "FOOD" *SUPPLY* "WE"
*ALL* "RELY" *ON* "WOULD" *NOT* "BE" *ABLE* "TO" *BE* "MAINTAINED" *IF*
"WE" *WERE* "TO" *HAVE* "ALTERNATING" *SEASONS* "WHERE" *WINTER* "AND"
*SUMMER* "WERE" *TO* "FOLLOW" *EACH* "OTHER"!!!
*DO* "YOU" *SEE* "THAT" *HAVING* "WINTER" *AND* "SUMMER" *NEXT* "TO"
*EACH* "OTHER" *WOULD* "TAKE" *AWAY* "THE" *HARVEST* "SEASON" *AND*
"THE" *PLANTING* "SEASON"??? "NOW" *I* "KNOW" *THAT* "YOU" *FOLKS*
"CALL" *YOURSELVES* "ATHEIST" *AND* "OTHER" *NAMES* "BUT" *I* "JUST"
*CANNOT* "ACCEPT" *THAT* "YOU" *WOULD* "NOT" *UNDERSTAND* "THE"
*NATURAL* "CYCLES" *OF* "GROWTH"!!!
*WITH* "THAT" *SAID* "LET" *US* "CONSIDER" *THAT* "ON" *EARTH* "WE"
*HAVE* "A" *COLOR* "THAT" *WE* "CALL" *GREEN* "THAT" *IS* "SEEN" *TO*
"THE" *NAKED* "EYE" *YET* "NOT" *FELT* "BY" *THE* "FLESH"!!! *NOW*
"LET" *US* "CONSIDER" *THAT* "WE" *TAKE* "THAT" *SAME* "COLOR" *GREEN*
"THAT" *WE* "SEE" *ON* "EARTH" *AND* "STICK" *IT* "IN" *THE*
"ENVIRONMENT" *OF* "OUR" *NEIGHBORS* "LIVING" *IN* "ANOTHER"
*GALAXY*!!!
*IN* "THIS" *GALAXY* "THE" *PEOPLE* "HAVE" *BEEN* "TAUGHT" *TO*
"RECOGNIZE" *THE* "COLOR* "WE" *CALL* "GREEN" *AS* "BEING" *RED* "AND"
*THERE* "WE" *WILL* "FIND" *A* "POINT" *OF* "SEPERATION" *THAT* "IS"
*COMPLETELY* "VALID" *AND* "YET" *UNIQUELY* "SEPERATE" *FROM* "EACH"
*UNDERSTOOD* "PERCEPTION" *OF* "WHAT" *THAT* "COLOR" *ACTUALLY*
"REPRESENTS" *TO* "THE" *PEOPLE* "LOOKING" *AT* "IT"!!!
*ON* "EARTH" *IT* "IS" *GREEN* "IN" *ANOTHER* "GALAXY" *THE* "COLOR"
*IS* "SEEN" *AS* "BEING" *RED*!!! *THEY* "ARE" *TRUE* "STATEMENTS"
*IN* "THE" *ESSENCE* "OF" *ABSOLUTE* "TRUTH"!!! *UNLESS* "IT" *IS*
"RECOGNIZED" *TO* "YOU" *AS* "BEING" *THAT* "COLOR" *IT* "CAN" *NOT*
"BE" *A* "REPRESENTED" *COLOR* "TO" *ANOTHER* "GALAXY" *AS* "BEING"
*COMPLETELY* "IDENTICAL" *IN* "RELATIONSHIP" *TO* "THE" *TEACHINGS*
"THAT" *WERE* "TAUGHT" *BY* "THE" *PEOPLE* "TO" *EACH* "OTHER" *ABOUT*
"WHAT" *THAT* "COLOR" *ACTUALLY* "REPRESENTED" *TO* "THEIR"
*UNDERSTANDING*!!!
*SO* "IT" *PROVES* "TO" *YOU* "FOLKS" *THAT* "SOMETIMES" *WHAT* "MAY"
*BE* "REAL" *TO* "YOU" *IS* "NOT" *TRULY* "REAL" *IT* "IS" *SIMPLY* "A"
*DEPTH* "OF" *PERCEPTION* "TO" *THE* "TEACHINGS" *THAT* "YOU" *HAVE*
"BEEN" *TAUGHT* "BY" *THOSE* "AROUND" *YOU* "OR" *WHAT* "YOU" *AS* "A"
*PERSON* "WILL" *FORCE* "YOURSELF" *TO* "ACCEPT"!!!
*IF* "YOU" *FORCE* "YOURSELF" *TO* "BE" *ATHEIST* "IN" *YOUR* "VIEWS"
*AND* "OPINIONS" *YOU* "ARE" *PROVING* "THAT" *YOU* "ARE" *MAKING*
"YOURSELF" *THE* "DETERMINING" *FACTOR* "IN" *YOUR* "OWN"
*RELATIONSHIP* "TO" *THE* "QUALITATIVE" *VALUE* "OF" *REASONING*!!!
*WITHOUT* "YOUR" *ABILITY* "TO" *RELATE* "TO" *YOUR* "OWN"
*UNDERSTANDINGS* "THE" *ESSENCE* "OF" *YOUR* "LIFE" *WOULD* "HAVE" *NO*
"BASIS" *TO* "STAND" *UPON*!!!
*IN* "THIS" *EXAMPLE* "I" *HAVE* "DEMONSTRATED" *THAT* "YOUR" *OWN*
"SELF-WORTH" *COMES* "FROM" *YOUR* "OWN" *RELATIONSHIP* "TO" *YOUR*
"LIFE" *AND* "SINCE" *YOUR "LIFE" *IS* "COMPRISED" *OF* "BELIEFS"
*YOUR* "OWN" *PERSONAL* "BELIEFS" *ARE* "TO" *TAKE* "NO" *BELIEF* "IN"
*WHAT* "OTHER" *PEOPLE* "BELIEVE" *YET* "YOU" *MUST* "ALSO" *HAVE* "A"
*FOUNDATIONAL* "SUPPORT" *SYSTEM* "IN" *ORDER* "FOR" *YOU* "TO" *BE*
"OF" *NO* "BELIEF"!!!
*NO* "MATTER" *HOW* "YOU" *LOOK* "AT" *THIS* "SITUATION" *THE*
"ESSENCE" *OF* "YOUR" *OWN* "LIFE" *IS* "IN" *THE* "WAY" *YOU* "RELATE"
*TO* "YOURSELF" *AND* "HOW" *AND* "WHAT" *YOU* "ARE" *RELATING* "TO"
*YOURSELF* "DETERMINES" *HOW* "YOU" *WILL* "FEEL" *ABOUT* "THE"
*PRINCIPLES* "OF" *LIFE*!!!
*A* "PRINCIPLE" *OF* "RELATING" *TO* "ANYTHING" *IS* "IN" *RECOGNITION*
"OF" *ANYTHING* "AND" *ANYTHING* "THAT" *YOU* "ARE" *RELATING* "TO"
*IS* "A" *PRINCIPLE* "UNTO" *SOME* "QUALITATIVE" *VALUE* "WHETHER" *IT*
"BE" *MENTAL*, "PHYSICAL", *OR* "SOCIOLOGICAL" *IN* "EFFECT"!!!
*WHEN* "THE" *FIRST* "SETTLERS" *OF* "THE" *WORLD* "CAME" *HERE* "TO"
*LIVE* "DID" *THEY* "RECOGNIZE" *THAT* "THEY" *WERE* "MAKING"
*MISTAKES*??? "ACCORDING" *TO* "INTERPRETATION" *THE* "ONLY" *THING*
"THEY" *DID* "WRONG" *WAS* "RECOGNIZING" *THAT* "THEY" *WERE* "DOING"
*WRONG*!!!
"CONSIDERING" *THAT* "A" *MISTAKE* "IS" *NOT* "A" *MISTAKE* "UNTIL"
*IT* "IS" *RECOGNIZED* "AS" *A* "MISTAKE" *IT* "IS" *ALSO* "TRUE"
*THAT* "THE" *PEOPLE* "ARE" *THE" *ONES* "WHO" *DETERMINE* "WHAT"
*THEY* "ARE" *DOING* "TO" *BE* "A" *MISTAKE* "HOWEVER" *IF* "I" *WERE*
"TO" *TAKE* "THE" *NAKEDNESS* "QUALITY" *WE* "SEE" *AS* "SHAMEFUL" *ON*
"EARTH" *AND* "PLACE" *IT* "IN" *ANOTHER* "GALAXY" *FOR* "ANOTHER"
*PEOPLE* "TO" *LOOK* "AT" *THEY* "WOULD" *NOT* "SEE" *NAKEDNESS* "AS"
*SHAMEFUL* "IF" *THEY* "THEMSELVES" *WALKED* "AROUND" *WITH* "NO"
*CLOTHES* "ON" *AND* "HAD" *NO* "UNDERSTANDING" *THAT* "THE"
*NAKEDNESS* "I" *INSERTED* "WAS" *NAKEDNESS* "TO" *THE* "PEOPLE"
*LIVING* "ON" *EARTH*!!!
*IS* "THIS" *BEGINNING* "TO" *SINK* "IN" *YET*???
*HAVE* "A" *NICE* "DAY"...
"THEE" *ELECT* "ONE"
P.S. BTW "WHERE" *DOES* "THE" *SUN* "RISE" *IN" *THE* "MORNING"???
*HOW* "DO" *YOU "KNOW"??? *DO* "YOU" *BELIEVE* "THEM"???
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| User: "Uncle Vic" |
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| Title: Re: *SEASONS* "IN" *THE* "SUN"... |
13 Dec 2005 01:32:05 AM |
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Once upon a time in alt.atheism, dear sweet (Elect_One_Two@hotmail.com)
made the light shine upon us with this:
"THEE" *ELECT* "ONE" *WROTE*:
"I" *DO* "RECALL" *A* "CERTAIN" *LOT* "OF" *PEOPLE* "IN" *LIFE* "WHO"
*THOUGHT* "THE" *WORLD* "WAS" *FLAT* "AT" *ONE* "TIME" *UNTIL* "IT"
*WAS* "PROVEN" *TO* "THEM" *THAT* "THE" *WORLD* "WAS" *ROUND*!!!
*LET* "US" *CONSIDER* "THAT" *IN* "ORDER" *FOR* "THE" *SEASONS* "TO"
*REMAIN" *CONSTANT* "IN" *THIS* "LIFE" *THERE* "WOULD" *BE* "THE"
*ABSOLUTE* "NEED" *FOR* "THE" *SEASONS* "TO" *BE* "MAINTAINED" *BY*
"SOMEBODY" *SOMEWHERE* "BECAUSE" *THE* "EARTH" *AND* "THE" *SOLAR*
"SYSTEM" *WE* "ARE" *PART* "OF" *ARE* "MOVING" *THRU* "SPACE" *AND*
"TIME" *AND* "THEREFORE" *WE* "ARE" *MOVING* "IN" *A* "CONSTANT"
*STATE* "OF" *FLUX*!!!
Tgat:s itt i"vr gonr vlind/
--
Uncle Vic
aa#2011
Supervisor, EAC Department of little adhesive-backed "L" shaped
chrome-plastic doo-dads to add feet to Jesus fish department
-----
Only the atheist realizes how morally objectionable it is for survivors of
a catastrophe to believe themselves spared by a loving God while this same
God drowned infants in their cribs. - Sam Harris
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| User: "Michael Gray" |
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| Title: Re: *SEASONS* "IN" *THE* "SUN"... |
13 Dec 2005 03:13:07 AM |
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On Tue, 13 Dec 2005 01:32:05 -0600, Uncle Vic <address@withheld.com>
wrote:
Once upon a time in alt.atheism, dear sweet (Elect_One_Two@hotmail.com)
made the light shine upon us with this:
"THEE" *ELECT* "ONE" *WROTE*:
"I" *DO* "RECALL" *A* "CERTAIN" *LOT* "OF" *PEOPLE* "IN" *LIFE* "WHO"
*THOUGHT* "THE" *WORLD* "WAS" *FLAT* "AT" *ONE* "TIME" *UNTIL* "IT"
*WAS* "PROVEN" *TO* "THEM" *THAT* "THE" *WORLD* "WAS" *ROUND*!!!
*LET* "US" *CONSIDER* "THAT" *IN* "ORDER" *FOR* "THE" *SEASONS* "TO"
*REMAIN" *CONSTANT* "IN" *THIS* "LIFE" *THERE* "WOULD" *BE* "THE"
*ABSOLUTE* "NEED" *FOR* "THE" *SEASONS* "TO" *BE* "MAINTAINED" *BY*
"SOMEBODY" *SOMEWHERE* "BECAUSE" *THE* "EARTH" *AND* "THE" *SOLAR*
"SYSTEM" *WE* "ARE" *PART* "OF" *ARE* "MOVING" *THRU* "SPACE" *AND*
"TIME" *AND* "THEREFORE" *WE* "ARE" *MOVING* "IN" *A* "CONSTANT"
*STATE* "OF" *FLUX*!!!
Tgat:s itt i"vr gonr vlind/
Is that a bit of Klingon?
Or are you just not sufficiently hygenic?
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| User: "Harry F. Leopold" |
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| Title: Re: *SEASONS* "IN" *THE* "SUN"... |
13 Dec 2005 01:17:27 PM |
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On Tue, 13 Dec 2005 03:25:07 -0600, Michael Gray wrote
(in article <824tp1t3ba43qlqdhjriaveh1geunfjav6@4ax.com>):
On Tue, 13 Dec 2005 01:32:05 -0600, Uncle Vic <address@withheld.com>
wrote:
Once upon a time in alt.atheism, dear sweet (Elect_One_Two@hotmail.com)
made the light shine upon us with this:
"THEE" *ELECT* "ONE" *WROTE*:
"I" *DO* "RECALL" *A* "CERTAIN" *LOT* "OF" *PEOPLE* "IN" *LIFE* "WHO"
*THOUGHT* "THE" *WORLD* "WAS" *FLAT* "AT" *ONE* "TIME" *UNTIL* "IT"
*WAS* "PROVEN" *TO* "THEM" *THAT* "THE" *WORLD* "WAS" *ROUND*!!!
*LET* "US" *CONSIDER* "THAT" *IN* "ORDER" *FOR* "THE" *SEASONS* "TO"
*REMAIN" *CONSTANT* "IN" *THIS* "LIFE" *THERE* "WOULD" *BE* "THE"
*ABSOLUTE* "NEED" *FOR* "THE" *SEASONS* "TO" *BE* "MAINTAINED" *BY*
"SOMEBODY" *SOMEWHERE* "BECAUSE" *THE* "EARTH" *AND* "THE" *SOLAR*
"SYSTEM" *WE* "ARE" *PART* "OF" *ARE* "MOVING" *THRU* "SPACE" *AND*
"TIME" *AND* "THEREFORE" *WE* "ARE" *MOVING* "IN" *A* "CONSTANT"
*STATE* "OF" *FLUX*!!!
Tgat:s itt i"vr gonr vlind/
Is that a bit of Klingon?
Or are you just not sufficiently hygenic?
I am not absolutely certain, but I think he said: "That's it, I've gone
blind."
--
Harry F. Leopold
aa #2076
AA/Vet #4
The Prints of Darkness
(remove gene to email)
³Head up my *****, indeed. I mean look! I can see the Islets of Langerhans from
here!"--Uncle Buck
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| User: "Michael Gray" |
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| Title: Re: *SEASONS* "IN" *THE* "SUN"... |
13 Dec 2005 09:02:46 PM |
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On Tue, 13 Dec 2005 13:17:27 -0600, Harry F. Leopold
<hleopold@coxyx.net> wrote:
On Tue, 13 Dec 2005 03:25:07 -0600, Michael Gray wrote
(in article <824tp1t3ba43qlqdhjriaveh1geunfjav6@4ax.com>):
On Tue, 13 Dec 2005 01:32:05 -0600, Uncle Vic <address@withheld.com>
wrote:
Once upon a time in alt.atheism, dear sweet (Elect_One_Two@hotmail.com)
made the light shine upon us with this:
"THEE" *ELECT* "ONE" *WROTE*:
"I" *DO* "RECALL" *A* "CERTAIN" *LOT* "OF" *PEOPLE* "IN" *LIFE* "WHO"
*THOUGHT* "THE" *WORLD* "WAS" *FLAT* "AT" *ONE* "TIME" *UNTIL* "IT"
*WAS* "PROVEN" *TO* "THEM" *THAT* "THE" *WORLD* "WAS" *ROUND*!!!
*LET* "US" *CONSIDER* "THAT" *IN* "ORDER" *FOR* "THE" *SEASONS* "TO"
*REMAIN" *CONSTANT* "IN" *THIS* "LIFE" *THERE* "WOULD" *BE* "THE"
*ABSOLUTE* "NEED" *FOR* "THE" *SEASONS* "TO" *BE* "MAINTAINED" *BY*
"SOMEBODY" *SOMEWHERE* "BECAUSE" *THE* "EARTH" *AND* "THE" *SOLAR*
"SYSTEM" *WE* "ARE" *PART* "OF" *ARE* "MOVING" *THRU* "SPACE" *AND*
"TIME" *AND* "THEREFORE" *WE* "ARE" *MOVING* "IN" *A* "CONSTANT"
*STATE* "OF" *FLUX*!!!
Tgat:s itt i"vr gonr vlind/
Is that a bit of Klingon?
Or are you just not sufficiently hygenic?
I am not absolutely certain, but I think he said: "That's it, I've gone
blind."
Well, we all know what causes that!
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| User: "Harry F. Leopold" |
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| Title: Re: *SEASONS* "IN" *THE* "SUN"... |
13 Dec 2005 10:04:30 PM |
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On Tue, 13 Dec 2005 21:14:46 -0600, Michael Gray wrote
(in article <qp2vp1pgl4qresorsi96rsqc887c87j4i0@4ax.com>):
On Tue, 13 Dec 2005 13:17:27 -0600, Harry F. Leopold
<hleopold@coxyx.net> wrote:
On Tue, 13 Dec 2005 03:25:07 -0600, Michael Gray wrote
(in article <824tp1t3ba43qlqdhjriaveh1geunfjav6@4ax.com>):
On Tue, 13 Dec 2005 01:32:05 -0600, Uncle Vic <address@withheld.com>
wrote:
Once upon a time in alt.atheism, dear sweet (Elect_One_Two@hotmail.com)
made the light shine upon us with this:
"THEE" *ELECT* "ONE" *WROTE*:
"I" *DO* "RECALL" *A* "CERTAIN" *LOT* "OF" *PEOPLE* "IN" *LIFE* "WHO"
*THOUGHT* "THE" *WORLD* "WAS" *FLAT* "AT" *ONE* "TIME" *UNTIL* "IT"
*WAS* "PROVEN" *TO* "THEM" *THAT* "THE" *WORLD* "WAS" *ROUND*!!!
*LET* "US" *CONSIDER* "THAT" *IN* "ORDER" *FOR* "THE" *SEASONS* "TO"
*REMAIN" *CONSTANT* "IN" *THIS* "LIFE" *THERE* "WOULD" *BE* "THE"
*ABSOLUTE* "NEED" *FOR* "THE" *SEASONS* "TO" *BE* "MAINTAINED" *BY*
"SOMEBODY" *SOMEWHERE* "BECAUSE" *THE* "EARTH" *AND* "THE" *SOLAR*
"SYSTEM" *WE* "ARE" *PART* "OF" *ARE* "MOVING" *THRU* "SPACE" *AND*
"TIME" *AND* "THEREFORE" *WE* "ARE" *MOVING* "IN" *A* "CONSTANT"
*STATE* "OF" *FLUX*!!!
Tgat:s itt i"vr gonr vlind/
Is that a bit of Klingon?
Or are you just not sufficiently hygenic?
I am not absolutely certain, but I think he said: "That's it, I've gone
blind."
Well, we all know what causes that!
True, but besides that possible cause is trying to read the horrid crap
above. My eyes try to bleed every time I glance at it.
--
Harry F. Leopold
aa #2076
AA/Vet #4
The Prints of Darkness
(remove gene to email)
³No gods were physically harmed during the making of this post. However
nothing was in the contract about emotional or psychological harm.²
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| User: "Uncle Vic" |
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| Title: Re: *SEASONS* "IN" *THE* "SUN"... |
13 Dec 2005 10:15:49 PM |
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Once upon a time in alt.atheism, dear sweet Michael Gray
(fleetg@newsguy.spam.com) made the light shine upon us with this:
Tgat:s itt i"vr gonr vlind/
Is that a bit of Klingon?
Or are you just not sufficiently hygenic?
I am not absolutely certain, but I think he said: "That's it, I've gone
blind."
Well, we all know what causes that!
Yup. Teaching kittens to masturbate.
--
Uncle Vic
aa#2011
Supervisor, EAC Department of little adhesive-backed "L" shaped
chrome-plastic doo-dads to add feet to Jesus fish department
-----
Only the atheist realizes how morally objectionable it is for survivors of
a catastrophe to believe themselves spared by a loving God while this same
God drowned infants in their cribs. - Sam Harris
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| User: "Nightshade" |
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| Title: Re: *SEASONS* "IN" *THE* "SUN"... |
14 Dec 2005 03:13:18 AM |
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On Tue, 13 Dec 2005 13:17:27 -0600, While I was gettin a beer,
somebody wrote:
On Tue, 13 Dec 2005 03:25:07 -0600, Michael Gray wrote
(in article <824tp1t3ba43qlqdhjriaveh1geunfjav6@4ax.com>):
On Tue, 13 Dec 2005 01:32:05 -0600, Uncle Vic <address@withheld.com>
wrote:
Once upon a time in alt.atheism, dear sweet (Elect_One_Two@hotmail.com)
made the light shine upon us with this:
"THEE" *ELECT* "ONE" *WROTE*:
"I" *DO* "RECALL" *A* "CERTAIN" *LOT* "OF" *PEOPLE* "IN" *LIFE* "WHO"
*THOUGHT* "THE" *WORLD* "WAS" *FLAT* "AT" *ONE* "TIME" *UNTIL* "IT"
*WAS* "PROVEN" *TO* "THEM" *THAT* "THE" *WORLD* "WAS" *ROUND*!!!
*LET* "US" *CONSIDER* "THAT" *IN* "ORDER" *FOR* "THE" *SEASONS* "TO"
*REMAIN" *CONSTANT* "IN" *THIS* "LIFE" *THERE* "WOULD" *BE* "THE"
*ABSOLUTE* "NEED" *FOR* "THE" *SEASONS* "TO" *BE* "MAINTAINED" *BY*
"SOMEBODY" *SOMEWHERE* "BECAUSE" *THE* "EARTH" *AND* "THE" *SOLAR*
"SYSTEM" *WE* "ARE" *PART* "OF" *ARE* "MOVING" *THRU* "SPACE" *AND*
"TIME" *AND* "THEREFORE" *WE* "ARE" *MOVING* "IN" *A* "CONSTANT"
*STATE* "OF" *FLUX*!!!
Tgat:s itt i"vr gonr vlind/
Is that a bit of Klingon?
Or are you just not sufficiently hygenic?
I am not absolutely certain, but I think he said: "That's it, I've gone
blind."
Boxing gloves, could have prevented that.
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| User: "Mephisto" |
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| Title: Re: *SEASONS* "IN" *THE* "SUN"... |
13 Dec 2005 02:13:15 AM |
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On Tue, 13 Dec 2005 01:32:05 -0600, Uncle Vic <address@withheld.com>
wrote:
Once upon a time in alt.atheism, dear sweet (Elect_One_Two@hotmail.com)
made the light shine upon us with this:
"THEE" *ELECT* "ONE" *WROTE*:
"I" *DO* "RECALL" *A* "CERTAIN" *LOT* "OF" *PEOPLE* "IN" *LIFE* "WHO"
*THOUGHT* "THE" *WORLD* "WAS" *FLAT* "AT" *ONE* "TIME" *UNTIL* "IT"
*WAS* "PROVEN" *TO* "THEM" *THAT* "THE" *WORLD* "WAS" *ROUND*!!!
*LET* "US" *CONSIDER* "THAT" *IN* "ORDER" *FOR* "THE" *SEASONS* "TO"
*REMAIN" *CONSTANT* "IN" *THIS* "LIFE" *THERE* "WOULD" *BE* "THE"
*ABSOLUTE* "NEED" *FOR* "THE" *SEASONS* "TO" *BE* "MAINTAINED" *BY*
"SOMEBODY" *SOMEWHERE* "BECAUSE" *THE* "EARTH" *AND* "THE" *SOLAR*
"SYSTEM" *WE* "ARE" *PART* "OF" *ARE* "MOVING" *THRU* "SPACE" *AND*
"TIME" *AND* "THEREFORE" *WE* "ARE" *MOVING* "IN" *A* "CONSTANT"
*STATE* "OF" *FLUX*!!!
Tgat:s itt i"vr gonr vlind/
LOL! My eyes were starting to ache about half way through so I had to
give it up. It did look like a thoroughly impressive mound of horse
***** though. Shame.
Mephisto
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