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Topic: Religions > Atheism
User: "Doc Smartass"
Date: 24 Oct 2003 04:13:42 PM
Object: Seen during inventory...
....in the gift shop of a local hospital:
"We'll pray for shoplifters one and all /
But only after the police are called."
Extra points for the crappy rhythmic structure.
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Dr. Smartass
BAAWA Knight of Heckling -- a.a. #1939
"And the knowledge that they fear
Is a weapon to be used against them."
--Rush, "The Weapon"
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User: "quibbler"

Title: Re: Seen during inventory... 24 Oct 2003 05:17:09 PM
In article <Xns941EA5B00C6B4askifyouwantit@216.77.188.3>,
gekiskivviesdo@astroboyskivviesmail.com says...


...in the gift shop of a local hospital:

"We'll pray for shoplifters one and all /
But only after the police are called."

Infidels!! They should rely purely on the power of prayer to stop them
:)
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Quibbler (quibbler247atyahoo.com)
"It is fashionable to wax apocalyptic about the
threat to humanity posed by the AIDS virus, 'mad cow'
disease, and many others, but I think a case can be
made that faith is one of the world's great evils,
comparable to the smallpox virus but harder to
eradicate." -- Richard Dawkins
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User: "Beowulf"

Title: Re: Re: Seen during inventory... 05 Nov 2003 10:24:54 AM
On Fri, 24 Oct 2003 16:17:09 -0600, quibbler <quibbler247@yahoo.com>
ejaculated:

In article <Xns941EA5B00C6B4askifyouwantit@216.77.188.3>,
gekiskivviesdo@astroboyskivviesmail.com says...


...in the gift shop of a local hospital:

"We'll pray for shoplifters one and all /
But only after the police are called."


Infidels!! They should rely purely on the power of prayer to stop them
:)

I think the proper word is hypocrite. What do you expect. Even
Christians (well, most Christians) know prayer doesn't work. That's
why they only pray for inconsequential stuff or things that can have
no obvious outward fulfillment.
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<http://www20.brinkster.com/beowulf9/gottod/Jesus%20Hates%20The%20Little%20Children.html>
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