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Topic: Religions > Atheism
User: "TRUECRISTIAN"
Date: 16 Jan 2006 08:04:39 AM
Object: Self proclaimed atheists make me sick, atheists cannot exist in the United States of America, it is impossible.
Self proclaimed atheists make me sick, atheists cannot exist in the
United States of America, it is impossible.
They don't seem to comprehend that by simply saying that there is no
God, proves that in their minds, He does in fact exist. Something does
not have to be tangible for it to exist. If I were to create something
to not believe in, and tell myself enough times, and enough people, I
can "not believe" something into existence. So I don't believe in
"Snarfgobolus" if I tell enough people that I don't believe in it I
will eventually have to explain what it is I don't believe, and then it
WILL exist, if only in theory.
Saying that God doesn't exist is just plain ignorant, as I said before,
something does not have to be tangible to exist. Gravity DOES exist, we
all have to admit that, but it is not tangible. "But Biph, I'm an
atheist, and gravity is tangible, we can see its effect on the physical
world!" True dat. But you can also see God's effect on the physical
world, because it exists. "Well, I can feel gravity." Well, I can
feel God. Sharks can feel tiny electrical fields, since you can't do
they not exist? Just because you can't feel something does not mean
that it isn't there, stop being a dumbass.
Just because you don't have faith, does not mean that that which you do
not have faith in does not exist. There are millions of people who know
what a Jedi is, so they exist, even if only in our minds. The same can
be said of God. Just because you may have never seen a Star Wars movie,
that does not mean that Jedi have never been, stop being such a fool!
There are so many things in the world that I have never experienced or
felt or seen or heard, but I don't simply dismiss them, as though my
pathetic opinion matters, into oblivion (well, that's what I would be
thinking, if I were as pea-brained as all atheists).
The fact remains that God does exist, whether or not you believe in Him
(and the only way to not believe in Him, is to never have had the
thought of a Divine Being cross your mind or brought to your attention,
denial is an acceptance of His Existence). When an atheist tells me
that they are an atheist, I tell them that their lack of faith is
disturbing, and leave it at that, because I don't have the time to
explain to them the difference.
Atheists, I have a question for you, if there is no God, what is the
point of trying to live a decent and moral life? It seems pointless if
after we die, there's no hope for us.
.

User: "Doc Smartass"

Title: Re: Self proclaimed atheists make me sick, atheists cannot exist in the United States of America, it is impossible. 19 Jan 2006 04:38:42 PM
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In <4350jaF1mc3k3U1@individual.net>, "Robibnikoff"
<witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote:


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In <434d6nF1lj7maU1@individual.net>, "Robibnikoff"
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"TRUECRISTIAN" <XL3@OPERAMAIL.COM> wrote in
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*****


*****.


Boys, boys! Behave yourselves! ;)


A spanking! A spanking!!!!


Sure!

None of that other stuff though, ahem ;)


What other stuff? Is it perilous?


Does it involve a poin-ted stick?


Sorry, I only know how to defend myself from fruit :)


Pardon???


Not you, dear. I was referring to produce :)


He can produce.


Huh?!?


*pause for effect*


Look at all the books he's written!


Ah, gotcha! <whew!> :)

You and your dirty mind.
--
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Keep THOR in THURSDAY!
.
User: "Robibnikoff"

Title: Re: Self proclaimed atheists make me sick, atheists cannot exist in the United States of America, it is impossible. 20 Jan 2006 08:28:31 AM
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<witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote:


"Doc Smartass" <gekido@astroskivviesboymail.com> wrote in message
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"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in
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In <4350jaF1mc3k3U1@individual.net>, "Robibnikoff"
<witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote:


"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in message
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In <434d6nF1lj7maU1@individual.net>, "Robibnikoff"
<witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote:


"Doc Smartass" <gekido@astroskivviesboymail.com> wrote in

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"TRUECRISTIAN" <XL3@OPERAMAIL.COM> wrote in
news:1137451109.763708.209810 @o13g2000cwo.googlegroups.com:

*****


*****.


Boys, boys! Behave yourselves! ;)


A spanking! A spanking!!!!


Sure!

None of that other stuff though, ahem ;)


What other stuff? Is it perilous?


Does it involve a poin-ted stick?


Sorry, I only know how to defend myself from fruit :)


Pardon???


Not you, dear. I was referring to produce :)


He can produce.


Huh?!?


*pause for effect*


Look at all the books he's written!


Ah, gotcha! <whew!> :)


You and your dirty mind.

Yeah? And?!? ;)
--
Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
#1557
.
User: "Doc Smartass"

Title: Re: Self proclaimed atheists make me sick, atheists cannot exist in the United States of America, it is impossible. 21 Jan 2006 09:03:02 PM
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In <4350jaF1mc3k3U1@individual.net>, "Robibnikoff"
<witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote:


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In <434d6nF1lj7maU1@individual.net>, "Robibnikoff"
<witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote:


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*****


*****.


Boys, boys! Behave yourselves! ;)


A spanking! A spanking!!!!


Sure!

None of that other stuff though, ahem ;)


What other stuff? Is it perilous?


Does it involve a poin-ted stick?


Sorry, I only know how to defend myself from fruit :)


Pardon???


Not you, dear. I was referring to produce :)


He can produce.


Huh?!?


*pause for effect*


Look at all the books he's written!


Ah, gotcha! <whew!> :)


You and your dirty mind.


Yeah? And?!? ;)

Oh, nothing. *whistling*
--
Doc Smartass XP - New Interface, Same Old *****
Keep THOR in THURSDAY!
.
User: "Robibnikoff"

Title: Re: Self proclaimed atheists make me sick, atheists cannot exist in the United States of America, it is impossible. 23 Jan 2006 12:06:27 PM
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In <4350jaF1mc3k3U1@individual.net>, "Robibnikoff"
<witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote:


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In <434d6nF1lj7maU1@individual.net>, "Robibnikoff"
<witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote:


"Doc Smartass" <gekido@astroskivviesboymail.com> wrote in

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"TRUECRISTIAN" <XL3@OPERAMAIL.COM> wrote in
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*****


*****.


Boys, boys! Behave yourselves! ;)


A spanking! A spanking!!!!


Sure!

None of that other stuff though, ahem ;)


What other stuff? Is it perilous?


Does it involve a poin-ted stick?


Sorry, I only know how to defend myself from fruit :)


Pardon???


Not you, dear. I was referring to produce :)


He can produce.


Huh?!?


*pause for effect*


Look at all the books he's written!


Ah, gotcha! <whew!> :)


You and your dirty mind.


Yeah? And?!? ;)


Oh, nothing. *whistling*

Alrighty then, carry on ;)
--
Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
#1557
.


User: "Mark K. Bilbo"

Title: Re: Self proclaimed atheists make me sick, atheists cannot exist in the United States of America, it is impossible. 20 Jan 2006 11:04:34 AM
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<witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote:


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<witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote:


"Doc Smartass" <gekido@astroskivviesboymail.com> wrote in message
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"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in
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In <4350jaF1mc3k3U1@individual.net>, "Robibnikoff"
<witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote:


"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in message
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In <434d6nF1lj7maU1@individual.net>, "Robibnikoff"
<witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote:


"Doc Smartass" <gekido@astroskivviesboymail.com> wrote in

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"TRUECRISTIAN" <XL3@OPERAMAIL.COM> wrote in
news:1137451109.763708.209810 @o13g2000cwo.googlegroups.com:

*****


*****.


Boys, boys! Behave yourselves! ;)


A spanking! A spanking!!!!


Sure!

None of that other stuff though, ahem ;)


What other stuff? Is it perilous?


Does it involve a poin-ted stick?


Sorry, I only know how to defend myself from fruit :)


Pardon???


Not you, dear. I was referring to produce :)


He can produce.


Huh?!?


*pause for effect*


Look at all the books he's written!


Ah, gotcha! <whew!> :)


You and your dirty mind.


Yeah? And?!? ;)

So accept the compliment gracefully!
--
Mark K. Bilbo
--------------------------------------------------
Katrina aftermath pictures
http://www.nola.com/katrinaphotos/user/
"Everything New Orleans"
http://www.nola.com
.
User: "Robibnikoff"

Title: Re: Self proclaimed atheists make me sick, atheists cannot exist in the United States of America, it is impossible. 20 Jan 2006 11:20:30 AM
"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in message
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In <43ca9iF1ls25pU1@individual.net>, "Robibnikoff"
<witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote:


"Doc Smartass" <gekido@astroskivviesboymail.com> wrote in message
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snip

You and your dirty mind.


Yeah? And?!? ;)


So accept the compliment gracefully!

<pause> Well, alrighty then - Thank you, kind sir <curtsey> ;)
--
Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
#1557
.
User: "Doc Smartass"

Title: Re: Self proclaimed atheists make me sick, atheists cannot exist in the United States of America, it is impossible. 21 Jan 2006 09:12:15 PM
"Robibnikoff" <witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote in news:43ckc1F1mlau0U1
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In <43ca9iF1ls25pU1@individual.net>, "Robibnikoff"
<witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote:


"Doc Smartass" <gekido@astroskivviesboymail.com> wrote in message
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snip

You and your dirty mind.


Yeah? And?!? ;)


So accept the compliment gracefully!


<pause> Well, alrighty then - Thank you, kind sir <curtsey> ;)

y'welcome!
--
Doc Smartass XP - New Interface, Same Old *****
Keep THOR in THURSDAY!
.





User: "Mark K. Bilbo"

Title: Re: Self proclaimed atheists make me sick, atheists cannot exist in the United States of America, it is impossible. 18 Jan 2006 10:23:06 PM
In <437endF1kqkmtU1@individual.net>, "Robibnikoff"
<witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote:


"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in message
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<witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote:


"Doc Smartass" <gekido@astroskivviesboymail.com> wrote in message
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"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in
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In <4350jaF1mc3k3U1@individual.net>, "Robibnikoff"
<witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote:


"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in message
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In <434d6nF1lj7maU1@individual.net>, "Robibnikoff"
<witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote:


"Doc Smartass" <gekido@astroskivviesboymail.com> wrote in message
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"TRUECRISTIAN" <XL3@OPERAMAIL.COM> wrote in
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*****


*****.


Boys, boys! Behave yourselves! ;)


A spanking! A spanking!!!!


Sure!

None of that other stuff though, ahem ;)


What other stuff? Is it perilous?


Does it involve a poin-ted stick?


Sorry, I only know how to defend myself from fruit :)


Pardon???


Not you, dear. I was referring to produce :)

To produce what?
--
Mark K. Bilbo
--------------------------------------------------
Katrina aftermath pictures
http://www.nola.com/katrinaphotos/user/
"Everything New Orleans"
http://www.nola.com
.
User: "Robibnikoff"

Title: Re: Self proclaimed atheists make me sick, atheists cannot exist in the United States of America, it is impossible. 19 Jan 2006 09:39:50 AM
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In <437endF1kqkmtU1@individual.net>, "Robibnikoff"
<witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote:


"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in message
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<witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote:


"Doc Smartass" <gekido@astroskivviesboymail.com> wrote in message
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"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in
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In <4350jaF1mc3k3U1@individual.net>, "Robibnikoff"
<witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote:


"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in message
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In <434d6nF1lj7maU1@individual.net>, "Robibnikoff"
<witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote:


"Doc Smartass" <gekido@astroskivviesboymail.com> wrote in message
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"TRUECRISTIAN" <XL3@OPERAMAIL.COM> wrote in
news:1137451109.763708.209810 @o13g2000cwo.googlegroups.com:

*****


*****.


Boys, boys! Behave yourselves! ;)


A spanking! A spanking!!!!


Sure!

None of that other stuff though, ahem ;)


What other stuff? Is it perilous?


Does it involve a poin-ted stick?


Sorry, I only know how to defend myself from fruit :)


Pardon???


Not you, dear. I was referring to produce :)


To produce what?

Well, YOU know............<embarassed expression> :)
--
Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
#1557
.
User: "Mark K. Bilbo"

Title: Re: Self proclaimed atheists make me sick, atheists cannot exist in the United States of America, it is impossible. 19 Jan 2006 09:49:52 AM
In <439q3aF1m0bfiU1@individual.net>, "Robibnikoff"
<witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote:


"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in message
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In <437endF1kqkmtU1@individual.net>, "Robibnikoff"
<witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote:


"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in message
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In <4371qgF1lnm33U1@individual.net>, "Robibnikoff"
<witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote:


"Doc Smartass" <gekido@astroskivviesboymail.com> wrote in message
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"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in
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In <4350jaF1mc3k3U1@individual.net>, "Robibnikoff"
<witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote:


"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in message
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In <434d6nF1lj7maU1@individual.net>, "Robibnikoff"
<witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote:


"Doc Smartass" <gekido@astroskivviesboymail.com> wrote in
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"TRUECRISTIAN" <XL3@OPERAMAIL.COM> wrote in
news:1137451109.763708.209810 @o13g2000cwo.googlegroups.com:

*****


*****.


Boys, boys! Behave yourselves! ;)


A spanking! A spanking!!!!


Sure!

None of that other stuff though, ahem ;)


What other stuff? Is it perilous?


Does it involve a poin-ted stick?


Sorry, I only know how to defend myself from fruit :)


Pardon???


Not you, dear. I was referring to produce :)


To produce what?


Well, YOU know............<embarassed expression> :)

I'm still back on the image of fruit attacking...
--
Mark K. Bilbo
--------------------------------------------------
Katrina aftermath pictures
http://www.nola.com/katrinaphotos/user/
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User: "Robibnikoff"

Title: Re: Self proclaimed atheists make me sick, atheists cannot exist in the United States of America, it is impossible. 19 Jan 2006 11:21:55 AM
"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in message
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In <439q3aF1m0bfiU1@individual.net>, "Robibnikoff"
<witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote:


"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in message
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In <437endF1kqkmtU1@individual.net>, "Robibnikoff"
<witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote:


"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in message
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In <4371qgF1lnm33U1@individual.net>, "Robibnikoff"
<witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote:


"Doc Smartass" <gekido@astroskivviesboymail.com> wrote in message
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"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in
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In <4350jaF1mc3k3U1@individual.net>, "Robibnikoff"
<witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote:


"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in message
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In <434d6nF1lj7maU1@individual.net>, "Robibnikoff"
<witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote:


"Doc Smartass" <gekido@astroskivviesboymail.com> wrote in
message news:Xns974DD200BBD35askifyouwantit@216.77.188.18...

"TRUECRISTIAN" <XL3@OPERAMAIL.COM> wrote in
news:1137451109.763708.209810 @o13g2000cwo.googlegroups.com:

*****


*****.


Boys, boys! Behave yourselves! ;)


A spanking! A spanking!!!!


Sure!

None of that other stuff though, ahem ;)


What other stuff? Is it perilous?


Does it involve a poin-ted stick?


Sorry, I only know how to defend myself from fruit :)


Pardon???


Not you, dear. I was referring to produce :)


To produce what?


Well, YOU know............<embarassed expression> :)


I'm still back on the image of fruit attacking...

Wha? Oh yeah, right, right...............
Care for a banana? ;)
--
Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
#1557
.
User: "Mark K. Bilbo"

Title: Re: Self proclaimed atheists make me sick, atheists cannot exist in the United States of America, it is impossible. 19 Jan 2006 06:22:33 PM
In <43a02nF1libc8U1@individual.net>, "Robibnikoff"
<witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote:


"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in message
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In <439q3aF1m0bfiU1@individual.net>, "Robibnikoff"
<witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote:


"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in message
news:OfSdnc4Ujvm2iVLenZ2dnUVZ_tKdnZ2d@megapath.net...

In <437endF1kqkmtU1@individual.net>, "Robibnikoff"
<witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote:


"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in message
news:tY6dna6vxq_oHVPeRVn-sQ@megapath.net...

In <4371qgF1lnm33U1@individual.net>, "Robibnikoff"
<witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote:


"Doc Smartass" <gekido@astroskivviesboymail.com> wrote in message
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"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in
news:Xu2dndsInamN8lDeRVn-jw@megapath.net:

In <4350jaF1mc3k3U1@individual.net>, "Robibnikoff"
<witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote:


"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in message
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In <434d6nF1lj7maU1@individual.net>, "Robibnikoff"
<witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote:


"Doc Smartass" <gekido@astroskivviesboymail.com> wrote in
message news:Xns974DD200BBD35askifyouwantit@216.77.188.18...

"TRUECRISTIAN" <XL3@OPERAMAIL.COM> wrote in
news:1137451109.763708.209810 @o13g2000cwo.googlegroups.com:

*****


*****.


Boys, boys! Behave yourselves! ;)


A spanking! A spanking!!!!


Sure!

None of that other stuff though, ahem ;)


What other stuff? Is it perilous?


Does it involve a poin-ted stick?


Sorry, I only know how to defend myself from fruit :)


Pardon???


Not you, dear. I was referring to produce :)


To produce what?


Well, YOU know............<embarassed expression> :)


I'm still back on the image of fruit attacking...


Wha? Oh yeah, right, right...............

Care for a banana? ;)

Is that a threat?
--
Mark K. Bilbo
--------------------------------------------------
Katrina aftermath pictures
http://www.nola.com/katrinaphotos/user/
"Everything New Orleans"
http://www.nola.com
.
User: "Robibnikoff"

Title: Re: Self proclaimed atheists make me sick, atheists cannot exist in the United States of America, it is impossible. 20 Jan 2006 08:30:23 AM
"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in message
news:kL2dndvbd5fUsE3eRVn-rg@megapath.net...

In <43a02nF1libc8U1@individual.net>, "Robibnikoff"
<witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote:


"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in message
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In <439q3aF1m0bfiU1@individual.net>, "Robibnikoff"
<witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote:


"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in message
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In <437endF1kqkmtU1@individual.net>, "Robibnikoff"
<witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote:


"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in message
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In <4371qgF1lnm33U1@individual.net>, "Robibnikoff"
<witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote:


"Doc Smartass" <gekido@astroskivviesboymail.com> wrote in message
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"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in
news:Xu2dndsInamN8lDeRVn-jw@megapath.net:

In <4350jaF1mc3k3U1@individual.net>, "Robibnikoff"
<witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote:


"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in message
news:W72dnVz9gN8FsFDeRVn-tA@megapath.net...

In <434d6nF1lj7maU1@individual.net>, "Robibnikoff"
<witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote:


"Doc Smartass" <gekido@astroskivviesboymail.com> wrote in
message news:Xns974DD200BBD35askifyouwantit@216.77.188.18...

"TRUECRISTIAN" <XL3@OPERAMAIL.COM> wrote in
news:1137451109.763708.209810 @o13g2000cwo.googlegroups.com:

*****


*****.


Boys, boys! Behave yourselves! ;)


A spanking! A spanking!!!!


Sure!

None of that other stuff though, ahem ;)


What other stuff? Is it perilous?


Does it involve a poin-ted stick?


Sorry, I only know how to defend myself from fruit :)


Pardon???


Not you, dear. I was referring to produce :)


To produce what?


Well, YOU know............<embarassed expression> :)


I'm still back on the image of fruit attacking...


Wha? Oh yeah, right, right...............

Care for a banana? ;)


Is that a threat?

Um.........Frankly, I have no idea ;)
--
Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
#1557
.
User: "Mark K. Bilbo"

Title: Re: Self proclaimed atheists make me sick, atheists cannot exist in the United States of America, it is impossible. 20 Jan 2006 11:04:19 AM
In <43cad3F1m2d23U1@individual.net>, "Robibnikoff"
<witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote:

"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in message
news:kL2dndvbd5fUsE3eRVn-rg@megapath.net...

In <43a02nF1libc8U1@individual.net>, "Robibnikoff"
<witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote:


"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in message
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In <439q3aF1m0bfiU1@individual.net>, "Robibnikoff"
<witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote:


"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in message
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In <437endF1kqkmtU1@individual.net>, "Robibnikoff"
<witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote:


"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in message
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In <4371qgF1lnm33U1@individual.net>, "Robibnikoff"
<witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote:


"Doc Smartass" <gekido@astroskivviesboymail.com> wrote in
message news:Xns974EC526FCC35askifyouwantit@216.77.188.18...

"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in
news:Xu2dndsInamN8lDeRVn-jw@megapath.net:

In <4350jaF1mc3k3U1@individual.net>, "Robibnikoff"
<witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote:


"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in message
news:W72dnVz9gN8FsFDeRVn-tA@megapath.net...

In <434d6nF1lj7maU1@individual.net>, "Robibnikoff"
<witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote:


"Doc Smartass" <gekido@astroskivviesboymail.com> wrote in
message
news:Xns974DD200BBD35askifyouwantit@216.77.188.18...

"TRUECRISTIAN" <XL3@OPERAMAIL.COM> wrote in
news:1137451109.763708.209810
@o13g2000cwo.googlegroups.com:

*****


*****.


Boys, boys! Behave yourselves! ;)


A spanking! A spanking!!!!


Sure!

None of that other stuff though, ahem ;)


What other stuff? Is it perilous?


Does it involve a poin-ted stick?


Sorry, I only know how to defend myself from fruit :)


Pardon???


Not you, dear. I was referring to produce :)


To produce what?


Well, YOU know............<embarassed expression> :)


I'm still back on the image of fruit attacking...


Wha? Oh yeah, right, right...............

Care for a banana? ;)


Is that a threat?


Um.........Frankly, I have no idea ;)

"Come at me with that banana. Hold it like that, that's it. Now attack
me with it. Come on! Come on! Come at me! Come at me then!"
--
Mark K. Bilbo
--------------------------------------------------
Katrina aftermath pictures
http://www.nola.com/katrinaphotos/user/
"Everything New Orleans"
http://www.nola.com
.
User: "Robibnikoff"

Title: Re: Self proclaimed atheists make me sick, atheists cannot exist in the United States of America, it is impossible. 20 Jan 2006 11:19:45 AM
"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in message
news:5NCdnXsWjbaOhUzenZ2dnUVZ_tmdnZ2d@megapath.net...

In <43cad3F1m2d23U1@individual.net>, "Robibnikoff"
<witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote:


"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in message
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snip

Is that a threat?


Um.........Frankly, I have no idea ;)


"Come at me with that banana. Hold it like that, that's it. Now attack
me with it. Come on! Come on! Come at me! Come at me then!"

Sorry, George just ate the banana. Care for a kumquat? ;)
--
Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
#1557
.
User: "Mark K. Bilbo"

Title: Re: Self proclaimed atheists make me sick, atheists cannot exist in the United States of America, it is impossible. 20 Jan 2006 11:28:54 AM
In <43ckakF1mphpjU1@individual.net>, "Robibnikoff"
<witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote:


"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in message
news:5NCdnXsWjbaOhUzenZ2dnUVZ_tmdnZ2d@megapath.net...

In <43cad3F1m2d23U1@individual.net>, "Robibnikoff"
<witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote:


"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in message
news:kL2dndvbd5fUsE3eRVn-rg@megapath.net...


snip

Is that a threat?


Um.........Frankly, I have no idea ;)


"Come at me with that banana. Hold it like that, that's it. Now attack
me with it. Come on! Come on! Come at me! Come at me then!"


Sorry, George just ate the banana. Care for a kumquat? ;)

Oh, you promised you wouldn't do fruit this week!
--
Mark K. Bilbo
--------------------------------------------------
Katrina aftermath pictures
http://www.nola.com/katrinaphotos/user/
"Everything New Orleans"
http://www.nola.com
.
User: "Robibnikoff"

Title: Re: Self proclaimed atheists make me sick, atheists cannot exist in the United States of America, it is impossible. 20 Jan 2006 11:40:33 AM
"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in message
news:OdCdnZnRPpNLgEzeRVn-rQ@megapath.net...

In <43ckakF1mphpjU1@individual.net>, "Robibnikoff"
<witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote:


"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in message
news:5NCdnXsWjbaOhUzenZ2dnUVZ_tmdnZ2d@megapath.net...

In <43cad3F1m2d23U1@individual.net>, "Robibnikoff"
<witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote:


"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in message
news:kL2dndvbd5fUsE3eRVn-rg@megapath.net...


snip

Is that a threat?


Um.........Frankly, I have no idea ;)


"Come at me with that banana. Hold it like that, that's it. Now attack
me with it. Come on! Come on! Come at me! Come at me then!"


Sorry, George just ate the banana. Care for a kumquat? ;)


Oh, you promised you wouldn't do fruit this week!

There are some that I would simply love to, but they keep telling me I'm not
their type <sigh> ;)
--
Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
#1557
.
User: "Mark K. Bilbo"

Title: Re: Self proclaimed atheists make me sick, atheists cannot exist in the United States of America, it is impossible. 20 Jan 2006 05:33:37 PM
In <43clhkF1mk4e4U1@individual.net>, "Robibnikoff"
<witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote:


"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in message
news:OdCdnZnRPpNLgEzeRVn-rQ@megapath.net...

In <43ckakF1mphpjU1@individual.net>, "Robibnikoff"
<witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote:


"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in message
news:5NCdnXsWjbaOhUzenZ2dnUVZ_tmdnZ2d@megapath.net...

In <43cad3F1m2d23U1@individual.net>, "Robibnikoff"
<witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote:


"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in message
news:kL2dndvbd5fUsE3eRVn-rg@megapath.net...


snip

Is that a threat?


Um.........Frankly, I have no idea ;)


"Come at me with that banana. Hold it like that, that's it. Now
attack me with it. Come on! Come on! Come at me! Come at me then!"


Sorry, George just ate the banana. Care for a kumquat? ;)


Oh, you promised you wouldn't do fruit this week!


There are some that I would simply love to, but they keep telling me I'm
not their type <sigh> ;)

So send 'em this way already!
--
Mark K. Bilbo
--------------------------------------------------
Katrina aftermath pictures
http://www.nola.com/katrinaphotos/user/
"Everything New Orleans"
http://www.nola.com
.







User: "stoney"

Title: Re: Self proclaimed atheists make me sick, atheists cannot exist in the United States of America, it is impossible. 21 Jan 2006 09:47:02 AM
On Thu, 19 Jan 2006 12:21:55 -0500, "Robibnikoff"
<witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote in alt.atheism


"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in message
news:qsmdnRj0PPq9KFLenZ2dnUVZ_tOdnZ2d@megapath.net...

In <439q3aF1m0bfiU1@individual.net>, "Robibnikoff"
<witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote:

[]

Sorry, I only know how to defend myself from fruit :)


Pardon???


Not you, dear. I was referring to produce :)


To produce what?


Well, YOU know............<embarassed expression> :)


I'm still back on the image of fruit attacking...


Wha? Oh yeah, right, right...............

Care for a banana? ;)

That does have it's appeel......
--
Fundies and trolls are cordially invited to
shove a wooden cross up their arses and rotate
at a high rate of speed. I trust you'll
be 'blessed' with a cornucopia of splinters.
.


User: "stoney"

Title: Re: Self proclaimed atheists make me sick, atheists cannot exist in the United States of America, it is impossible. 21 Jan 2006 09:46:07 AM
On Thu, 19 Jan 2006 09:49:52 -0600, "Mark K. Bilbo"
<alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in alt.atheism

In <439q3aF1m0bfiU1@individual.net>, "Robibnikoff"
<witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote:

[]

Does it involve a poin-ted stick?


Sorry, I only know how to defend myself from fruit :)


Pardon???


Not you, dear. I was referring to produce :)


To produce what?


Well, YOU know............<embarassed expression> :)


I'm still back on the image of fruit attacking...

Vaudville.
--
Fundies and trolls are cordially invited to
shove a wooden cross up their arses and rotate
at a high rate of speed. I trust you'll
be 'blessed' with a cornucopia of splinters.
.




User: "stoney"

Title: Re: Self proclaimed atheists make me sick, atheists cannot exist in the United States of America, it is impossible. 21 Jan 2006 09:44:40 AM
On Wed, 18 Jan 2006 13:13:28 -0500, "Robibnikoff"
<witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote in alt.atheism


"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in message
news:tY6dna6vxq_oHVPeRVn-sQ@megapath.net...

In <4371qgF1lnm33U1@individual.net>, "Robibnikoff"
<witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote:

[]

Does it involve a poin-ted stick?


Sorry, I only know how to defend myself from fruit :)


Pardon???


Not you, dear. I was referring to produce :)

LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!
--
Fundies and trolls are cordially invited to
shove a wooden cross up their arses and rotate
at a high rate of speed. I trust you'll
be 'blessed' with a cornucopia of splinters.
.

User: "Mark K. Bilbo"

Title: Re: Self proclaimed atheists make me sick, atheists cannot exist in the United States of America, it is impossible. 17 Jan 2006 11:36:35 PM
In <Xns974EC526FCC35askifyouwantit@216.77.188.18>, Doc Smartass
<gekido@astroskivviesboymail.com> wrote:

"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in
news:Xu2dndsInamN8lDeRVn-jw@megapath.net:

In <4350jaF1mc3k3U1@individual.net>, "Robibnikoff"
<witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote:


"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in message
news:W72dnVz9gN8FsFDeRVn-tA@megapath.net...

In <434d6nF1lj7maU1@individual.net>, "Robibnikoff"
<witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote:


"Doc Smartass" <gekido@astroskivviesboymail.com> wrote in message
news:Xns974DD200BBD35askifyouwantit@216.77.188.18...

"TRUECRISTIAN" <XL3@OPERAMAIL.COM> wrote in
news:1137451109.763708.209810 @o13g2000cwo.googlegroups.com:

*****


*****.


Boys, boys! Behave yourselves! ;)


A spanking! A spanking!!!!


Sure!

None of that other stuff though, ahem ;)


What other stuff? Is it perilous?


Does it involve a poin-ted stick?

You got one?
--
Mark K. Bilbo
--------------------------------------------------
Katrina aftermath pictures
http://www.nola.com/katrinaphotos/user/
"Everything New Orleans"
http://www.nola.com
.
User: "Doc Smartass"

Title: Re: Self proclaimed atheists make me sick, atheists cannot exist in the United States of America, it is impossible. 18 Jan 2006 08:08:44 PM
"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in news:aa6dndAzp5h-
TlDeRVn-iQ@megapath.net:

In <Xns974EC526FCC35askifyouwantit@216.77.188.18>, Doc Smartass
<gekido@astroskivviesboymail.com> wrote:

"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in
news:Xu2dndsInamN8lDeRVn-jw@megapath.net:

In <4350jaF1mc3k3U1@individual.net>, "Robibnikoff"
<witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote:


"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in message
news:W72dnVz9gN8FsFDeRVn-tA@megapath.net...

In <434d6nF1lj7maU1@individual.net>, "Robibnikoff"
<witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote:


"Doc Smartass" <gekido@astroskivviesboymail.com> wrote in message
news:Xns974DD200BBD35askifyouwantit@216.77.188.18...

"TRUECRISTIAN" <XL3@OPERAMAIL.COM> wrote in
news:1137451109.763708.209810 @o13g2000cwo.googlegroups.com:

*****


*****.


Boys, boys! Behave yourselves! ;)


A spanking! A spanking!!!!


Sure!

None of that other stuff though, ahem ;)


What other stuff? Is it perilous?


Does it involve a poin-ted stick?


You got one?

No, but I've got an avocado.
--
Doc Smartass XP - New Interface, Same Old *****
Keep THOR in THURSDAY!
.
User: "Robibnikoff"

Title: Re: Self proclaimed atheists make me sick, atheists cannot exist in the United States of America, it is impossible. 19 Jan 2006 09:38:39 AM
"Doc Smartass" <gekido@astroskivviesboymail.com> wrote in message
news:Xns974FCD6372A72askifyouwantit@216.77.188.18...

"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in news:aa6dndAzp5h-
TlDeRVn-iQ@megapath.net:

In <Xns974EC526FCC35askifyouwantit@216.77.188.18>, Doc Smartass
<gekido@astroskivviesboymail.com> wrote:

"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in
news:Xu2dndsInamN8lDeRVn-jw@megapath.net:

In <4350jaF1mc3k3U1@individual.net>, "Robibnikoff"
<witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote:


"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in message
news:W72dnVz9gN8FsFDeRVn-tA@megapath.net...

In <434d6nF1lj7maU1@individual.net>, "Robibnikoff"
<witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote:


"Doc Smartass" <gekido@astroskivviesboymail.com> wrote in message
news:Xns974DD200BBD35askifyouwantit@216.77.188.18...

"TRUECRISTIAN" <XL3@OPERAMAIL.COM> wrote in
news:1137451109.763708.209810 @o13g2000cwo.googlegroups.com:

*****


*****.


Boys, boys! Behave yourselves! ;)


A spanking! A spanking!!!!


Sure!

None of that other stuff though, ahem ;)


What other stuff? Is it perilous?


Does it involve a poin-ted stick?


You got one?


No, but I've got an avocado.

I've got two melons <giggle> :)
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Title: Re: Self proclaimed atheists make me sick, atheists cannot exist in the United States of America, it is impossible. 19 Jan 2006 04:39:04 PM
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In <Xns974EC526FCC35askifyouwantit@216.77.188.18>, Doc Smartass
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In <434d6nF1lj7maU1@individual.net>, "Robibnikoff"
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"Doc Smartass" <gekido@astroskivviesboymail.com> wrote in

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*****


*****.


Boys, boys! Behave yourselves! ;)


A spanking! A spanking!!!!


Sure!

None of that other stuff though, ahem ;)


What other stuff? Is it perilous?


Does it involve a poin-ted stick?


You got one?


No, but I've got an avocado.


I've got two melons <giggle> :)

Thay ALL say that... ;)
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Title: Re: Self proclaimed atheists make me sick, atheists cannot exist in the United States of America, it is impossible. 20 Jan 2006 08:29:41 AM
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In <Xns974EC526FCC35askifyouwantit@216.77.188.18>, Doc Smartass
<gekido@astroskivviesboymail.com> wrote:

"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in
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In <4350jaF1mc3k3U1@individual.net>, "Robibnikoff"
<witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote:


"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in message
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In <434d6nF1lj7maU1@individual.net>, "Robibnikoff"
<witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote:


"Doc Smartass" <gekido@astroskivviesboymail.com> wrote in

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"TRUECRISTIAN" <XL3@OPERAMAIL.COM> wrote in
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*****


*****.


Boys, boys! Behave yourselves! ;)


A spanking! A spanking!!!!


Sure!

None of that other stuff though, ahem ;)


What other stuff? Is it perilous?


Does it involve a poin-ted stick?


You got one?


No, but I've got an avocado.


I've got two melons <giggle> :)


Thay ALL say that... ;)

Sadly I'm not kidding. I'd love to get rid of these things. Or at least get
them reduced :/
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Title: Re: Self proclaimed atheists make me sick, atheists cannot exist in the United States of America, it is impossible. 23 Jan 2006 06:49:24 PM
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In <Xns974EC526FCC35askifyouwantit@216.77.188.18>, Doc Smartass
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"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in
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In <4350jaF1mc3k3U1@individual.net>, "Robibnikoff"
<witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote:


"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in message
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In <434d6nF1lj7maU1@individual.net>, "Robibnikoff"
<witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote:


"Doc Smartass" <gekido@astroskivviesboymail.com> wrote in

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"TRUECRISTIAN" <XL3@OPERAMAIL.COM> wrote in
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*****


*****.


Boys, boys! Behave yourselves! ;)


A spanking! A spanking!!!!


Sure!

None of that other stuff though, ahem ;)


What other stuff? Is it perilous?


Does it involve a poin-ted stick?


You got one?


No, but I've got an avocado.


I've got two melons <giggle> :)


Thay ALL say that... ;)


Sadly I'm not kidding. I'd love to get rid of these things. Or at
least get them reduced :/

Yikes :(
Still--at least you're not like the chick back in the '80s who would run
out on playing fields during big-league games to grab & hug players. She
had quite a bit more than Dolly Parton, IIRC. Yucky.
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Title: Re: Self proclaimed atheists make me sick, atheists cannot exist in the United States of America, it is impossible. 24 Jan 2006 08:29:05 AM
"Doc Smartass" <gekido@astroskivviesboymail.com> wrote in message
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"Robibnikoff" <witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote in
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snip

Thay ALL say that... ;)


Sadly I'm not kidding. I'd love to get rid of these things. Or at
least get them reduced :/


Yikes :(

Oh, they're not that bad - I mean, I don't have back problems or anything
like that. I would just rather have Bs or Cs instead of Ds.

Still--at least you're not like the chick back in the '80s who would run
out on playing fields during big-league games to grab & hug players. She
had quite a bit more than Dolly Parton, IIRC. Yucky.

LOL - I remember her. Didn't they call her "the Kissing Bandit" or something
like that? Damn, she was lucky she never knocked herself out with those
things ;)
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Title: Re: Self proclaimed atheists make me sick, atheists cannot exist in the United States of America, it is impossible. 24 Jan 2006 10:43:07 AM
On Tue, 24 Jan 2006 09:29:05 -0500, "Robibnikoff"
<witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote in alt.atheism


"Doc Smartass" <gekido@astroskivviesboymail.com> wrote in message
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"Robibnikoff" <witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote in
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snip

Thay ALL say that... ;)


Sadly I'm not kidding. I'd love to get rid of these things. Or at
least get them reduced :/


Yikes :(


Oh, they're not that bad - I mean, I don't have back problems or anything
like that. I would just rather have Bs or Cs instead of Ds.

Still--at least you're not like the chick back in the '80s who would run
out on playing fields during big-league games to grab & hug players. She
had quite a bit more than Dolly Parton, IIRC. Yucky.


LOL - I remember her. Didn't they call her "the Kissing Bandit" or something
like that? Damn, she was lucky she never knocked herself out with those
things ;)

Oh, yeah! Morganna.
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Title: Re: Self proclaimed atheists make me sick, atheists cannot exist in the United States of America, it is impossible. 24 Jan 2006 10:51:17 AM
On Tue, 24 Jan 2006 09:29:05 -0500, "Robibnikoff"
<witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote in alt.atheism


"Doc Smartass" <gekido@astroskivviesboymail.com> wrote in message
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"Robibnikoff" <witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote in
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"Doc Smartass" <gekido@astroskivviesboymail.com> wrote in message
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snip

Thay ALL say that... ;)


Sadly I'm not kidding. I'd love to get rid of these things. Or at
least get them reduced :/


Yikes :(


Oh, they're not that bad - I mean, I don't have back problems or anything
like that. I would just rather have Bs or Cs instead of Ds.

Still--at least you're not like the chick back in the '80s who would run
out on playing fields during big-league games to grab & hug players. She
had quite a bit more than Dolly Parton, IIRC. Yucky.


LOL - I remember her. Didn't they call her "the Kissing Bandit" or something
like that? Damn, she was lucky she never knocked herself out with those
things ;)

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2004/pr/subs/siexclusive/07/09/flashback.morganna/
Where Are They Now? Morganna
Why did baseball's buxom Kissing Bandit retire her act four years ago?
Hard to say, because now she's revealing nothing
By Steve Rushin
The following story originally appeared in the June 30, 2003 issue of
Sports Illustrated.
Her bust should have its own bust in Cooperstown. Morganna the Kissing
Bandit had measurements like a first-place hockey record, 60-24-39, and
so she required a custom-built brassiere with, as God is our witness, an
I cup. Arrested in Houston in 1985 after running onto the field and
kissing Astros pitcher Nolan Ryan and shortstop Dickie Thon, she
successfully used a "gravity defense," claiming in court that physics
caused her to fall over an Astrodome fence and onto the playing surface.
"Who's gonna argue," she asked, "with Isaac Newton?"
Of course, her profile was less Newtonian than Partonian. (And Morganna
was fond of telling anyone who'd listen--including Johnny Carson--that
Dolly was modestly embosomed by comparison.) She first trespassed on the
scene in 1971, at Riverfront Stadium in Cincinnati, where she gamboled
across the field on a friend's "dirty double dare," she said, and kissed
Pete Rose. (In later years Morganna liked to say that her career began
with a bet, and his ended with one.)
During the quarter century that ensued, fans frequently saw MTKB
bounding from a box seat onto one diamond or another, beneath a Vesuvius
of blonde hair, to give a chaste kiss to a litany of All-Stars that
included Johnny Bench, George Brett (twice), Steve Garvey and Cal Ripken
Jr. She was intercepted by security before she could smooch Cubs second
baseman Ryne Sandberg in the first night game at Wrigley Field, in 1988,
and spent some time in the Unfriendly Confines of a Chicago jail. But
the truth is, no jail could hold her -- this may have literally been so
-- and she never suffered serious legal trouble.
Morganna (the Kissing Bandit) Roberts grew up in Louisville but was
immortalized as neither the Louisville Hugger nor the Louisville Lip.
(That was taken.) She got her nickname from a Cincinnati sportswriter,
but in fact there was no banditry about her, for few athletes resisted
her heavily lipsticked advances. When she branched out briefly into
basketball, planting one on Charles Barkley in 1989, he found himself
staring deeply into her I's. "[He] kept talking to my cleavage while I
kissed him," she said.
All of which turned MTKB into a C-list celebrity who autographed glossy
photographs of herself with the phrase BREAST WISHES. And so Morganna is
the only individual in this Where Are They Now issue of whom we might
reasonably ask: Where Are They Now?
The erstwhile exotic dancer, who has split with accountant Bill
Cottrell, her husband of more than 25 years, is reportedly 49 (though
other sources list her at 55), and lives a quiet Midwestern life,
putting a much-needed buss in Columbus, Ohio. Beyond that, she's gone
Garbo. We haven't seen her kisser since 1999, nor has she done an
interview since the turn of the millennium. She has repeatedly declined
interview requests from Sports Illustrated and, reportedly, from
Playboy, for whom she once divested herself of her Brobdingnagian
brassiere. But two years ago she did leave a 4 a.m. message on the voice
mail of Seattle Post-Intelligencer reporter Dan Raley, with whom she
also declined to do an interview. Her message, in part: "I just got sick
of talking about myself and always being the center of attention." She
added, with a depressingly Presleyan finality, "Morganna has left the
building." Pity, because we need Morganna -- more than ever in these
troubled times -- to enter the building and to frolic on its field of
play.
Baseball has no shortage of diamond-crashers; liquored-up yahoos at
Chicago's U.S. Cellular Field come to mind. A few wannabes will even
give an illicit peck to Derek Jeter, but Morganna really was pecked --
by the San Diego Chicken. And so, while we may one day see a more bosomy
busser (a temptress in a T cup, perhaps), we shall never again see
another Morganna, who remains, like Ted Williams, the Greatest There
Ever Was. Morganna, we hardly knew ye.
Why, at the top of her game, did she kiss it all goodbye? Was she
puckered out, tuckered out, felled by mononucleosis? Sadly, we may never
know. Baseball's most famous lips are -- and may forever remain --
sealed.
/end
The link below is funny.
SportsGoons.com is a sports version of The Onion. It features sports
humor, comedy, satire, and jokes that make fun of athletes in football,
baseball
http://www.sportsgoons.com/volume3/Vol3_Iss19/morganna_returns.htm
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at a high rate of speed. I trust you'll
be 'blessed' with a cornucopia of splinters.
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