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Religions > Atheism |
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"Uncle Buck" |
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22 Jan 2006 03:22:12 PM |
| Object: |
semi-OT: alt.religion.pastafarianism |
For those into the Flying Spagghetti Monster mythos, I just updated my Usenet
newsgroups and found this one as a new group: alt.religion.pastafarianism - I
could be mistaken, but it appears to be a religious group devoted to His Noodly
Appendage. <reverent bow>
ARGH, matey! ;-)
--
L8r,
Uncle Buck
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"'True Perfection' would not be sadistic enough
to create anything other than its exact equal."
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Bonus sig:
"Every Buddha just needs some Buddha to love..."
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| User: "towelie" |
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| Title: Re: semi-OT: alt.religion.pastafarianism |
22 Jan 2006 03:53:02 PM |
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Uncle Buck wrote:
For those into the Flying Spagghetti Monster mythos, I just updated my
Usenet newsgroups and found this one as a new group:
alt.religion.pastafarianism - I could be mistaken, but it appears to be
a religious group devoted to His Noodly Appendage. <reverent bow>
The main substances that are the center of Rastafarianism and Pastafarianism
both do come in a bowl...
--
aa #2133
ap #19
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| User: "BG" |
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| Title: Re: semi-OT: alt.religion.pastafarianism |
14 Feb 2006 07:54:45 PM |
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Uncle Buck wrote:
For those into the Flying Spagghetti Monster mythos, I just updated my Usenet
newsgroups and found this one as a new group: alt.religion.pastafarianism - I
could be mistaken, but it appears to be a religious group devoted to His Noodly
Appendage. <reverent bow>
Now available via Google! >:}
ARGH, matey! ;-)
Damned skippy!
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| User: "BG" |
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| Title: Re: semi-OT: alt.religion.pastafarianism |
24 Jan 2006 09:16:36 AM |
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Uncle Buck wrote:
For those into the Flying Spagghetti Monster mythos, I just updated my Usenet
newsgroups and found this one as a new group: alt.religion.pastafarianism - I
could be mistaken, but it appears to be a religious group devoted to His Noodly
Appendage. <reverent bow>
Tis the intent to discuss the FSM, ID, creationism, and other theories
supported by evidence! It is a new group which could certainly use
your support to build a community. Come join us!
ARGH, matey! ;-)
Ramen brother!
--
BGhouse
alt.religion.pastafarianism
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| User: "Gregory Gadow" |
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| Title: Re: semi-OT: alt.religion.pastafarianism |
24 Jan 2006 11:31:56 AM |
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BG wrote:
Uncle Buck wrote:
For those into the Flying Spagghetti Monster mythos, I just updated my Usenet
newsgroups and found this one as a new group: alt.religion.pastafarianism - I
could be mistaken, but it appears to be a religious group devoted to His Noodly
Appendage. <reverent bow>
Tis the intent to discuss the FSM, ID, creationism, and other theories
supported by evidence! It is a new group which could certainly use
your support to build a community. Come join us!
ARGH, matey! ;-)
Ramen brother!
Ah! Someone who follows a pho faith!
--
Gregory Gadow
techbear@serv.net
KiltWear - http://www.cafepress.com/KiltWear
"Without faith we might relapse into scientific or rational thinking,
which leads by a slippery slope toward constitutional democracy."
- Robert Anton Wilson
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| User: "LC" |
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| Title: Re: semi-OT: alt.religion.pastafarianism |
24 Jan 2006 04:36:13 PM |
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"Gregory Gadow" <techbear@serv.net> wrote in message
news:43D6648B.33308E6D@serv.net...
BG wrote:
Uncle Buck wrote:
For those into the Flying Spagghetti Monster mythos, I just updated my
Usenet newsgroups and found this one as a new group:
alt.religion.pastafarianism - I could be mistaken, but it appears to be
a religious group devoted to His Noodly Appendage. <reverent bow>
Tis the intent to discuss the FSM, ID, creationism, and other theories
supported by evidence! It is a new group which could certainly use
your support to build a community. Come join us!
ARGH, matey! ;-)
Ramen brother!
Ah! Someone who follows a pho faith!
It's but a matter of time before the faithful splinter themselves into
followers of wheat, rice, and mung bean; each sect claiming that theirs'
alone is The One True Noodleİ.
LC~ And let's not even dare discuss the coming sauce controversy...
"We must respect the other fellow's religion, but only in the sense and to
the extent that we respect his theory that his wife is beautiful and his
children smart."~ H. L. Mencken
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| User: "Robibnikoff" |
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| Title: Re: semi-OT: alt.religion.pastafarianism |
25 Jan 2006 08:12:43 AM |
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"LC" <LCisnot@this.com> wrote in message
news:dr6a5001hs1@enews3.newsguy.com...
"Gregory Gadow" <techbear@serv.net> wrote in message
news:43D6648B.33308E6D@serv.net...
BG wrote:
Uncle Buck wrote:
For those into the Flying Spagghetti Monster mythos, I just updated my
Usenet newsgroups and found this one as a new group:
alt.religion.pastafarianism - I could be mistaken, but it appears to
be
a religious group devoted to His Noodly Appendage. <reverent bow>
Tis the intent to discuss the FSM, ID, creationism, and other theories
supported by evidence! It is a new group which could certainly use
your support to build a community. Come join us!
ARGH, matey! ;-)
Ramen brother!
Ah! Someone who follows a pho faith!
It's but a matter of time before the faithful splinter themselves into
followers of wheat, rice, and mung bean; each sect claiming that theirs'
alone is The One True Noodleİ.
LC~ And let's not even dare discuss the coming sauce controversy...
I have a moral dilema here - I don't like pasta :(
Am I going to end up in Carbonara Hell?!?!
--
Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
#1557
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| User: "Gregory Gadow" |
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| Title: Re: semi-OT: alt.religion.pastafarianism |
25 Jan 2006 08:54:55 AM |
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Robibnikoff wrote:
"LC" <LCisnot@this.com> wrote in message
news:dr6a5001hs1@enews3.newsguy.com...
"Gregory Gadow" <techbear@serv.net> wrote in message
news:43D6648B.33308E6D@serv.net...
BG wrote:
Uncle Buck wrote:
For those into the Flying Spagghetti Monster mythos, I just updated my
Usenet newsgroups and found this one as a new group:
alt.religion.pastafarianism - I could be mistaken, but it appears to
be
a religious group devoted to His Noodly Appendage. <reverent bow>
Tis the intent to discuss the FSM, ID, creationism, and other theories
supported by evidence! It is a new group which could certainly use
your support to build a community. Come join us!
ARGH, matey! ;-)
Ramen brother!
Ah! Someone who follows a pho faith!
It's but a matter of time before the faithful splinter themselves into
followers of wheat, rice, and mung bean; each sect claiming that theirs'
alone is The One True Noodleİ.
LC~ And let's not even dare discuss the coming sauce controversy...
I have a moral dilema here - I don't like pasta :(
Am I going to end up in Carbonara Hell?!?!
Carb intolerance is a lifestyle choice and yes, you WILL go to Hell if you turn
away from His Noodly Goodness. Repent!
--
Gregory Gadow
techbear@serv.net
KiltWear - http://www.cafepress.com/KiltWear
"Without faith we might relapse into scientific or rational thinking,
which leads by a slippery slope toward constitutional democracy."
- Robert Anton Wilson
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| User: "Robibnikoff" |
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| Title: Re: semi-OT: alt.religion.pastafarianism |
25 Jan 2006 09:57:03 AM |
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"Gregory Gadow" <techbear@serv.net> wrote in message
news:43D7913E.4485D746@serv.net...
Robibnikoff wrote:
"LC" <LCisnot@this.com> wrote in message
news:dr6a5001hs1@enews3.newsguy.com...
snip
It's but a matter of time before the faithful splinter themselves into
followers of wheat, rice, and mung bean; each sect claiming that
theirs'
alone is The One True Noodleİ.
LC~ And let's not even dare discuss the coming sauce controversy...
I have a moral dilema here - I don't like pasta :(
Am I going to end up in Carbonara Hell?!?!
Carb intolerance is a lifestyle choice and yes, you WILL go to Hell if you
turn
away from His Noodly Goodness. Repent!
Crap! ;)
--
Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
#1557
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| User: "Mark K. Bilbo" |
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| Title: Re: semi-OT: alt.religion.pastafarianism |
25 Jan 2006 03:41:49 PM |
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In <43plbfF1otia6U1@individual.net>, "Robibnikoff"
<witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote:
"Gregory Gadow" <techbear@serv.net> wrote in message
news:43D7913E.4485D746@serv.net...
Robibnikoff wrote:
"LC" <LCisnot@this.com> wrote in message
news:dr6a5001hs1@enews3.newsguy.com...
snip
It's but a matter of time before the faithful splinter themselves
into followers of wheat, rice, and mung bean; each sect claiming that
theirs'
alone is The One True Noodleİ.
LC~ And let's not even dare discuss the coming sauce controversy...
I have a moral dilema here - I don't like pasta :(
Am I going to end up in Carbonara Hell?!?!
Carb intolerance is a lifestyle choice and yes, you WILL go to Hell if
you turn
away from His Noodly Goodness. Repent!
Crap! ;)
Oh yeah, you don't *like pasta do you?
<eyes narrowing suspiciously>
--
Mark K. Bilbo
--------------------------------------------------
Katrina aftermath pictures
http://www.nola.com/katrinaphotos/user/
"Everything New Orleans"
http://www.nola.com
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| User: "Robibnikoff" |
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| Title: Re: semi-OT: alt.religion.pastafarianism |
25 Jan 2006 04:11:03 PM |
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"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in message
news:Y62dnb48HroAbUrenZ2dnUVZ_sednZ2d@megapath.net...
In <43plbfF1otia6U1@individual.net>, "Robibnikoff"
<witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote:
"Gregory Gadow" <techbear@serv.net> wrote in message
news:43D7913E.4485D746@serv.net...
Robibnikoff wrote:
"LC" <LCisnot@this.com> wrote in message
news:dr6a5001hs1@enews3.newsguy.com...
snip
It's but a matter of time before the faithful splinter themselves
into followers of wheat, rice, and mung bean; each sect claiming that
theirs'
alone is The One True Noodleİ.
LC~ And let's not even dare discuss the coming sauce controversy...
I have a moral dilema here - I don't like pasta :(
Am I going to end up in Carbonara Hell?!?!
Carb intolerance is a lifestyle choice and yes, you WILL go to Hell if
you turn
away from His Noodly Goodness. Repent!
Crap! ;)
Oh yeah, you don't *like pasta do you?
Sorry, but no. Making it for dinner tonight and am having Ceasar salad
instead.
<eyes narrowing suspiciously>
Hey, now!
--
Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
#1557
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| User: "Mark K. Bilbo" |
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| Title: Re: semi-OT: alt.religion.pastafarianism |
25 Jan 2006 11:06:43 PM |
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In <43qb8nF1pbov0U1@individual.net>, "Robibnikoff"
<witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote:
"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in message
news:Y62dnb48HroAbUrenZ2dnUVZ_sednZ2d@megapath.net...
In <43plbfF1otia6U1@individual.net>, "Robibnikoff"
<witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote:
"Gregory Gadow" <techbear@serv.net> wrote in message
news:43D7913E.4485D746@serv.net...
Robibnikoff wrote:
"LC" <LCisnot@this.com> wrote in message
news:dr6a5001hs1@enews3.newsguy.com...
snip
It's but a matter of time before the faithful splinter themselves
into followers of wheat, rice, and mung bean; each sect claiming
that theirs'
alone is The One True Noodleİ.
LC~ And let's not even dare discuss the coming sauce controversy...
I have a moral dilema here - I don't like pasta :(
Am I going to end up in Carbonara Hell?!?!
Carb intolerance is a lifestyle choice and yes, you WILL go to Hell if
you turn
away from His Noodly Goodness. Repent!
Crap! ;)
Oh yeah, you don't *like pasta do you?
Sorry, but no. Making it for dinner tonight and am having Ceasar salad
instead.
<eyes narrowing suspiciously>
Hey, now!
<raises arm, points, makes weird alien shrieking noise>
--
Mark K. Bilbo
--------------------------------------------------
Katrina aftermath pictures
http://www.nola.com/katrinaphotos/user/
"Everything New Orleans"
http://www.nola.com
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| User: "Robibnikoff" |
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| Title: Re: semi-OT: alt.religion.pastafarianism |
26 Jan 2006 11:23:46 AM |
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"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in message
news:UIydne6ih_55xUXeRVn-rw@megapath.net...
In <43qb8nF1pbov0U1@individual.net>, "Robibnikoff"
<witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote:
"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in message
news:Y62dnb48HroAbUrenZ2dnUVZ_sednZ2d@megapath.net...
In <43plbfF1otia6U1@individual.net>, "Robibnikoff"
<witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote:
"Gregory Gadow" <techbear@serv.net> wrote in message
news:43D7913E.4485D746@serv.net...
Robibnikoff wrote:
"LC" <LCisnot@this.com> wrote in message
news:dr6a5001hs1@enews3.newsguy.com...
snip
It's but a matter of time before the faithful splinter themselves
into followers of wheat, rice, and mung bean; each sect claiming
that theirs'
alone is The One True Noodleİ.
LC~ And let's not even dare discuss the coming sauce controversy...
I have a moral dilema here - I don't like pasta :(
Am I going to end up in Carbonara Hell?!?!
Carb intolerance is a lifestyle choice and yes, you WILL go to Hell if
you turn
away from His Noodly Goodness. Repent!
Crap! ;)
Oh yeah, you don't *like pasta do you?
Sorry, but no. Making it for dinner tonight and am having Ceasar salad
instead.
<eyes narrowing suspiciously>
Hey, now!
<raises arm, points, makes weird alien shrieking noise>
Oh..........bite me!
If it makes you feel better, I had an eggroll instead of the salad :P
--
Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
#1557
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| User: "Mark K. Bilbo" |
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| Title: Re: semi-OT: alt.religion.pastafarianism |
26 Jan 2006 11:55:27 AM |
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In <43seq1F1pcb7uU1@individual.net>, "Robibnikoff"
<witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote:
"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in message
news:UIydne6ih_55xUXeRVn-rw@megapath.net...
In <43qb8nF1pbov0U1@individual.net>, "Robibnikoff"
<witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote:
"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in message
news:Y62dnb48HroAbUrenZ2dnUVZ_sednZ2d@megapath.net...
In <43plbfF1otia6U1@individual.net>, "Robibnikoff"
<witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote:
"Gregory Gadow" <techbear@serv.net> wrote in message
news:43D7913E.4485D746@serv.net...
Robibnikoff wrote:
"LC" <LCisnot@this.com> wrote in message
news:dr6a5001hs1@enews3.newsguy.com...
snip
It's but a matter of time before the faithful splinter themselves
into followers of wheat, rice, and mung bean; each sect claiming
that theirs'
alone is The One True Noodleİ.
LC~ And let's not even dare discuss the coming sauce
controversy...
I have a moral dilema here - I don't like pasta :(
Am I going to end up in Carbonara Hell?!?!
Carb intolerance is a lifestyle choice and yes, you WILL go to Hell
if you turn
away from His Noodly Goodness. Repent!
Crap! ;)
Oh yeah, you don't *like pasta do you?
Sorry, but no. Making it for dinner tonight and am having Ceasar salad
instead.
<eyes narrowing suspiciously>
Hey, now!
<raises arm, points, makes weird alien shrieking noise>
Oh..........bite me!
If it makes you feel better, I had an eggroll instead of the salad :P
You are not of the body!
--
Mark K. Bilbo
--------------------------------------------------
Katrina aftermath pictures
http://www.nola.com/katrinaphotos/user/
"Everything New Orleans"
http://www.nola.com
.
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| User: "Robibnikoff" |
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| Title: Re: semi-OT: alt.religion.pastafarianism |
26 Jan 2006 01:44:24 PM |
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"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in message
news:tdudnZXzZL2SkETeRVn-vA@megapath.net...
In <43seq1F1pcb7uU1@individual.net>, "Robibnikoff"
<witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote:
"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in message
news:UIydne6ih_55xUXeRVn-rw@megapath.net...
In <43qb8nF1pbov0U1@individual.net>, "Robibnikoff"
<witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote:
"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in message
news:Y62dnb48HroAbUrenZ2dnUVZ_sednZ2d@megapath.net...
In <43plbfF1otia6U1@individual.net>, "Robibnikoff"
<witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote:
"Gregory Gadow" <techbear@serv.net> wrote in message
news:43D7913E.4485D746@serv.net...
Robibnikoff wrote:
"LC" <LCisnot@this.com> wrote in message
news:dr6a5001hs1@enews3.newsguy.com...
snip
It's but a matter of time before the faithful splinter themselves
into followers of wheat, rice, and mung bean; each sect claiming
that theirs'
alone is The One True Noodleİ.
LC~ And let's not even dare discuss the coming sauce
controversy...
I have a moral dilema here - I don't like pasta :(
Am I going to end up in Carbonara Hell?!?!
Carb intolerance is a lifestyle choice and yes, you WILL go to Hell
if you turn
away from His Noodly Goodness. Repent!
Crap! ;)
Oh yeah, you don't *like pasta do you?
Sorry, but no. Making it for dinner tonight and am having Ceasar salad
instead.
<eyes narrowing suspiciously>
Hey, now!
<raises arm, points, makes weird alien shrieking noise>
Oh..........bite me!
If it makes you feel better, I had an eggroll instead of the salad :P
You are not of the body!
I'm too much of the body - That's the freakin' problem!! ;)
--
Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
#1557
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| User: "Mark K. Bilbo" |
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| Title: Re: semi-OT: alt.religion.pastafarianism |
26 Jan 2006 08:35:52 PM |
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In <43sn1nF1p3vf4U1@individual.net>, "Robibnikoff"
<witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote:
"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in message
news:tdudnZXzZL2SkETeRVn-vA@megapath.net...
In <43seq1F1pcb7uU1@individual.net>, "Robibnikoff"
<witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote:
"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in message
news:UIydne6ih_55xUXeRVn-rw@megapath.net...
In <43qb8nF1pbov0U1@individual.net>, "Robibnikoff"
<witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote:
"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in message
news:Y62dnb48HroAbUrenZ2dnUVZ_sednZ2d@megapath.net...
In <43plbfF1otia6U1@individual.net>, "Robibnikoff"
<witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote:
"Gregory Gadow" <techbear@serv.net> wrote in message
news:43D7913E.4485D746@serv.net...
Robibnikoff wrote:
"LC" <LCisnot@this.com> wrote in message
news:dr6a5001hs1@enews3.newsguy.com...
snip
It's but a matter of time before the faithful splinter
themselves into followers of wheat, rice, and mung bean; each
sect claiming that theirs'
alone is The One True Noodleİ.
LC~ And let's not even dare discuss the coming sauce
controversy...
I have a moral dilema here - I don't like pasta :(
Am I going to end up in Carbonara Hell?!?!
Carb intolerance is a lifestyle choice and yes, you WILL go to
Hell if you turn
away from His Noodly Goodness. Repent!
Crap! ;)
Oh yeah, you don't *like pasta do you?
Sorry, but no. Making it for dinner tonight and am having Ceasar
salad instead.
<eyes narrowing suspiciously>
Hey, now!
<raises arm, points, makes weird alien shrieking noise>
Oh..........bite me!
If it makes you feel better, I had an eggroll instead of the salad :P
You are not of the body!
I'm too much of the body - That's the freakin' problem!! ;)
Come, be touched by his noodly appendage, it's painless and you'll be *so
*happy...
--
Mark K. Bilbo
--------------------------------------------------
Katrina aftermath pictures
http://www.nola.com/katrinaphotos/user/
"Everything New Orleans"
http://www.nola.com
.
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| User: "Robibnikoff" |
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| Title: Re: semi-OT: alt.religion.pastafarianism |
27 Jan 2006 10:56:26 AM |
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"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in message
news:o7udneCyttiVGkTenZ2dnUVZ_tqdnZ2d@megapath.net...
In <43sn1nF1p3vf4U1@individual.net>, "Robibnikoff"
<witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote:
"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in message
news:tdudnZXzZL2SkETeRVn-vA@megapath.net...
In <43seq1F1pcb7uU1@individual.net>, "Robibnikoff"
<witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote:
"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in message
news:UIydne6ih_55xUXeRVn-rw@megapath.net...
In <43qb8nF1pbov0U1@individual.net>, "Robibnikoff"
<witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote:
"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in message
news:Y62dnb48HroAbUrenZ2dnUVZ_sednZ2d@megapath.net...
In <43plbfF1otia6U1@individual.net>, "Robibnikoff"
<witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote:
"Gregory Gadow" <techbear@serv.net> wrote in message
news:43D7913E.4485D746@serv.net...
Robibnikoff wrote:
"LC" <LCisnot@this.com> wrote in message
news:dr6a5001hs1@enews3.newsguy.com...
snip
It's but a matter of time before the faithful splinter
themselves into followers of wheat, rice, and mung bean; each
sect claiming that theirs'
alone is The One True Noodleİ.
LC~ And let's not even dare discuss the coming sauce
controversy...
I have a moral dilema here - I don't like pasta :(
Am I going to end up in Carbonara Hell?!?!
Carb intolerance is a lifestyle choice and yes, you WILL go to
Hell if you turn
away from His Noodly Goodness. Repent!
Crap! ;)
Oh yeah, you don't *like pasta do you?
Sorry, but no. Making it for dinner tonight and am having Ceasar
salad instead.
<eyes narrowing suspiciously>
Hey, now!
<raises arm, points, makes weird alien shrieking noise>
Oh..........bite me!
If it makes you feel better, I had an eggroll instead of the salad :P
You are not of the body!
I'm too much of the body - That's the freakin' problem!! ;)
Come, be touched by his noodly appendage, it's painless and you'll be *so
*happy...
Ooooookay, you're starting to creep me out now <looks furtively left, then
right> ;)
--
Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
#1557
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| User: "Mark K. Bilbo" |
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| Title: Re: semi-OT: alt.religion.pastafarianism |
28 Jan 2006 08:27:42 AM |
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In <43v1ipF1n4oqjU1@individual.net>, "Robibnikoff"
<witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote:
"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in message
news:o7udneCyttiVGkTenZ2dnUVZ_tqdnZ2d@megapath.net...
In <43sn1nF1p3vf4U1@individual.net>, "Robibnikoff"
<witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote:
"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in message
news:tdudnZXzZL2SkETeRVn-vA@megapath.net...
In <43seq1F1pcb7uU1@individual.net>, "Robibnikoff"
<witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote:
"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in message
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In <43qb8nF1pbov0U1@individual.net>, "Robibnikoff"
<witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote:
"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in message
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In <43plbfF1otia6U1@individual.net>, "Robibnikoff"
<witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote:
"Gregory Gadow" <techbear@serv.net> wrote in message
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Robibnikoff wrote:
"LC" <LCisnot@this.com> wrote in message
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It's but a matter of time before the faithful splinter
themselves into followers of wheat, rice, and mung bean; each
sect claiming that theirs'
alone is The One True Noodleİ.
LC~ And let's not even dare discuss the coming sauce
controversy...
I have a moral dilema here - I don't like pasta :(
Am I going to end up in Carbonara Hell?!?!
Carb intolerance is a lifestyle choice and yes, you WILL go to
Hell if you turn
away from His Noodly Goodness. Repent!
Crap! ;)
Oh yeah, you don't *like pasta do you?
Sorry, but no. Making it for dinner tonight and am having Ceasar
salad instead.
<eyes narrowing suspiciously>
Hey, now!
<raises arm, points, makes weird alien shrieking noise>
Oh..........bite me!
If it makes you feel better, I had an eggroll instead of the salad :P
You are not of the body!
I'm too much of the body - That's the freakin' problem!! ;)
Come, be touched by his noodly appendage, it's painless and you'll be
*so *happy...
Ooooookay, you're starting to creep me out now <looks furtively left, then
right> ;)
One of us! One of us! One of us!
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Mark K. Bilbo
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| Title: Re: semi-OT: alt.religion.pastafarianism |
28 Jan 2006 12:24:55 PM |
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On Fri, 27 Jan 2006 11:56:26 -0500, "Robibnikoff"
<witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote in alt.atheism
"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in message
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In <43sn1nF1p3vf4U1@individual.net>, "Robibnikoff"
<witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote:
"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in message
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In <43seq1F1pcb7uU1@individual.net>, "Robibnikoff"
<witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote:
"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in message
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In <43qb8nF1pbov0U1@individual.net>, "Robibnikoff"
<witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote:
"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in message
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In <43plbfF1otia6U1@individual.net>, "Robibnikoff"
<witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote:
"Gregory Gadow" <techbear@serv.net> wrote in message
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Robibnikoff wrote:
"LC" <LCisnot@this.com> wrote in message
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It's but a matter of time before the faithful splinter
themselves into followers of wheat, rice, and mung bean; each
sect claiming that theirs'
alone is The One True Noodleİ.
LC~ And let's not even dare discuss the coming sauce
controversy...
I have a moral dilema here - I don't like pasta :(
Am I going to end up in Carbonara Hell?!?!
Carb intolerance is a lifestyle choice and yes, you WILL go to
Hell if you turn
away from His Noodly Goodness. Repent!
Crap! ;)
Oh yeah, you don't *like pasta do you?
Sorry, but no. Making it for dinner tonight and am having Ceasar
salad instead.
<eyes narrowing suspiciously>
Hey, now!
<raises arm, points, makes weird alien shrieking noise>
Oh..........bite me!
If it makes you feel better, I had an eggroll instead of the salad :P
You are not of the body!
I'm too much of the body - That's the freakin' problem!! ;)
Come, be touched by his noodly appendage, it's painless and you'll be *so
*happy...
Ooooookay, you're starting to creep me out now <looks furtively left, then
right> ;)
Then gracefully mounts..... ;)
--
Fundies and trolls are cordially invited to
shove a wooden cross up their arses and rotate
at a high rate of speed. I trust you'll
be 'blessed' with a cornucopia of splinters.
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| User: "stoney" |
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| Title: Re: semi-OT: alt.religion.pastafarianism |
27 Jan 2006 11:31:14 AM |
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On Thu, 26 Jan 2006 14:44:24 -0500, "Robibnikoff"
<witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote in alt.atheism
"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in message
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In <43seq1F1pcb7uU1@individual.net>, "Robibnikoff"
<witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote:
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Oh yeah, you don't *like pasta do you?
Sorry, but no. Making it for dinner tonight and am having Ceasar salad
instead.
<eyes narrowing suspiciously>
Hey, now!
<raises arm, points, makes weird alien shrieking noise>
Oh..........bite me!
If it makes you feel better, I had an eggroll instead of the salad :P
You are not of the body!
I'm too much of the body - That's the freakin' problem!! ;)
But the knights are impressed with the breastworks....
--
Fundies and trolls are cordially invited to
shove a wooden cross up their arses and rotate
at a high rate of speed. I trust you'll
be 'blessed' with a cornucopia of splinters.
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| User: "stoney" |
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| Title: Re: semi-OT: alt.religion.pastafarianism |
27 Jan 2006 11:28:08 AM |
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On Wed, 25 Jan 2006 10:57:03 -0500, "Robibnikoff"
<witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote in alt.atheism
"Gregory Gadow" <techbear@serv.net> wrote in message
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Robibnikoff wrote:
"LC" <LCisnot@this.com> wrote in message
news:dr6a5001hs1@enews3.newsguy.com...
snip
It's but a matter of time before the faithful splinter themselves into
followers of wheat, rice, and mung bean; each sect claiming that
theirs'
alone is The One True Noodleİ.
LC~ And let's not even dare discuss the coming sauce controversy...
I have a moral dilema here - I don't like pasta :(
Am I going to end up in Carbonara Hell?!?!
Carb intolerance is a lifestyle choice and yes, you WILL go to Hell if you
turn
away from His Noodly Goodness. Repent!
Crap! ;)
No. Eating that won't help...... ;)
--
Fundies and trolls are cordially invited to
shove a wooden cross up their arses and rotate
at a high rate of speed. I trust you'll
be 'blessed' with a cornucopia of splinters.
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| User: "Chris Johnson" |
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| Title: Re: semi-OT: alt.religion.pastafarianism |
27 Jan 2006 11:11:07 AM |
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Robibnikoff wrote:
"LC" <LCisnot@this.com> wrote in message
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"Gregory Gadow" <techbear@serv.net> wrote in message
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BG wrote:
Uncle Buck wrote:
For those into the Flying Spagghetti Monster mythos, I just updated=
my
Usenet newsgroups and found this one as a new group:
alt.religion.pastafarianism - I could be mistaken, but it appears to
be
a religious group devoted to His Noodly Appendage. <reverent bow>
Tis the intent to discuss the FSM, ID, creationism, and other theories
supported by evidence! It is a new group which could certainly use
your support to build a community. Come join us!
ARGH, matey! ;-)
Ramen brother!
Ah! Someone who follows a pho faith!
It's but a matter of time before the faithful splinter themselves into
followers of wheat, rice, and mung bean; each sect claiming that theirs'
alone is The One True Noodle=A9.
LC~ And let's not even dare discuss the coming sauce controversy...
I have a moral dilema here - I don't like pasta :(
Am I going to end up in Carbonara Hell?!?!
Hell is for those fake religions that have to resort to scare tactics.
You'll just rot in the ground.
But have you considered the varied pleasures heaven has to offer? (Most
notable amongst them are the Stripper Factory and Beer Volcano.)
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