http://www.dailykos.com/storyonly/2005/6/1/92436/16601
Bob Dog
Atheist #153 = 1^3 + 5^3 + 3^3
EAC's chief cook and brainwasher
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"You won't find any opposition to the idea of evolution among
sophisticated, educated theologians. It comes from an
exceedingly retarded, primitive version of religion, which
unfortunately is at present undergoing an epidemic in the
United States."
- Richard Dawkins
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Cheers and Jeers: Wednesday
by Bill in Portland Maine
Wed Jun 1st, 2005 at 06:24:35 PDT
From the GREAT STATE OF MAINE...
(An oldie but a goodie) You know you're a Republican when...
....Saddam was a good guy when Reagan armed him, a bad guy when
Bush's daddy made war on him, a good guy when Cheney did business
with him and a bad guy when Bush needed a "we can't find Bin
Laden" diversion.
....trade with Cuba is wrong because the country is Communist, but
trade with China and Vietnam is vital to a spirit of international
harmony.
....A president lying about an extramarital affair is an
impeachable offense. A president lying to enlist support for a war
in which thousands die is solid defense policy.
....Jesus loves you, and shares your hatred of homosexuals and
Hillary Clinton.
....the best way to improve military morale is to praise the troops
in speeches while slashing veterans' benefits and combat pay.
....providing health care to all Iraqis is sound policy. Providing
health care to all Americans is socialism.
....global warming is junk science, but creationism should be
taught in schools.
....being a drug addict is a moral failing and a crime, unless
you're a conservative radio host. Then it's an illness and you
need our prayers for your recovery.
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