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Topic: Religions > Atheism
User: "Deoxyribo Nuclayton Acid"
Date: 29 Nov 2004 12:54:37 AM
Object: Semi OT: Hilarious Poetic Justice For Nigerian Email Scammers
http://www.smh.com.au/articles/2004/10/30/1099028265970.html?oneclick=true
Prince of con rips himself off following holy orders
By Frank Walker
October 31, 2004
The Sun-Herald
Many of us have been angered by endless scam emails and letters offering
millions of dollars if you send details of your bank account and some money
to clear the way.
But a computer operator in the UK decided to do something about it. He
decided to scam the scammers, and ended up getting $129 from them in a
hilarious sting.
Computer "scambaiter" Mike (no surname given), 42, received a random email
from a man claiming to be Prince Joe Eboh, chairman of a subsidiary of the
Nigerian National Petroleum Corporation.
Eboh said he needed to get money out of Nigeria and was offering to transfer
$US25 million to Mike's account if he would send his bank details. Mike was
promised $6.25 million if he helped.
Mike sent an email back, calling himself Father Hector and saying he would
love to help but he could only have business dealings with members of his
religious order, the Holy Church of the Order of the Red Breast.
Eboh said, of course, he would convert. Mike sent him details on how to
paint a red circle over his breast to join.
AdvertisementEboh duly sent Mike a picture of himself with painted breast
and signed a membership form vowing not to covet his neighbour's *****, to
never listen to hip-hop and to honour the words of church guru Shiver
Metimbers. Eboh pleaded for $18,000 to register the church in Nigeria so he
could transfer the $25 million.
Mike hit back, saying that under church rules he had to pay a clearance fee
of $80 before he could withdraw $18,000. As a monk he had no money and asked
Eboh for it.
Surprisingly, Eboh sent Mike the money by courier, which cost him $49. Eboh
was down $129. He then got a message from church elder Father Mike Myers
saying Father Hector had run off with $18,000 in church funds.
Father Hector sent a last email telling Eboh he had lost the money investing
in a business exporting snow to Siberia and run off to join a circus.
There is big money behind the scams. US police estimate $US200 million is
conned from American citizens by this sort of scam every year.
It's unknown how many Australians fall for the scam, but this month a
financial planner in Victoria pleaded guilty to defrauding clients by giving
$1.04 million of their money to a Nigerian scamster.
Mike said the scamster was caught by the same thing that trapped his
victims: greed.
"It's greed that makes this scam work," Mike said from his Manchester home.
"The prince was desperate to get $18,000 and the scammer was scammed by his
own greed."
.

User: "Witziges Rätsel"

Title: Re: Semi OT: Hilarious Poetic Justice For Nigerian Email Scammers 29 Nov 2004 08:00:25 AM
<snip>

Computer "scambaiter" Mike (no surname given), 42, received a random email
from a man claiming to be Prince Joe Eboh, chairman of a subsidiary of the
Nigerian National Petroleum Corporation.
Eboh said he needed to get money out of Nigeria and was offering to
transfer
$US25 million to Mike's account if he would send his bank details. Mike
was promised $6.25 million if he helped.
Mike sent an email back, calling himself Father Hector and saying he would
love to help but he could only have business dealings with members of his
religious order, the Holy Church of the Order of the Red Breast.
Eboh said, of course, he would convert. Mike sent him details on how to
paint a red circle over his breast to join.

<snip>

Father Hector sent a last email telling Eboh he had lost the money
investing in a business exporting snow to Siberia and run off to
join a circus.

Great! All done without praying. See what people can do on
their own? Praise Mike!
.

User: "Eric Williams"

Title: Re: Semi OT: Hilarious Poetic Justice For Nigerian Email Scammers 29 Nov 2004 05:15:06 PM
"Deoxyribo Nuclayton Acid" <cjfat@SPAMBLOCKfonyemail.com> sez...

Prince of con rips himself off following holy orders
By Frank Walker
October 31, 2004
The Sun-Herald

Go to http://419eater.com
In the "Letters Archive" section, check out "Tale of the painted breast."
This has been on there for a looooong time, but the best scambait on the
site....complete with pics sent from the Nigerian guy.
--
aa #2174 -
EAC Department of Lonely Lurkers.
"Can't think of a witty tagline."
.

User: "johac"

Title: Re: Semi OT: Hilarious Poetic Justice For Nigerian Email Scammers 01 Dec 2004 12:33:40 AM
In article <41aac74f$0$22697$afc38c87@news.optusnet.com.au>,
"Deoxyribo Nuclayton Acid" <cjfat@SPAMBLOCKfonyemail.com> wrote:

http://www.smh.com.au/articles/2004/10/30/1099028265970.html?oneclick=true


Prince of con rips himself off following holy orders
By Frank Walker
October 31, 2004
The Sun-Herald

LMAO! Good one! I like to see these idiots get their comeuppance.
--
John Hachmann aa #1782
Which raises the question: Can a people that believes more fervently
in theVirgin Birth than in evolution still be called an Enlightened
nation?-Garry Wills, New York Times 11/04/04
.

User: "Meteorite Debris"

Title: Re: Semi OT: Hilarious Poetic Justice For Nigerian Email Scammers 29 Nov 2004 12:58:51 AM
On Mon, 29 Nov 2004 16:54:37 +1000 the ET form known as Deoxyribo
Nuclayton Acid<cjfat@SPAMBLOCKfonyemail.com> sent a radio signal
across the vast expanse of deep space -._.--._.--._.--._.--._.--._.


http://www.smh.com.au/articles/2004/10/30/1099028265970.html?oneclick=true


Prince of con rips himself off following holy orders
By Frank Walker
October 31, 2004
The Sun-Herald

Many of us have been angered by endless scam emails and letters offering
millions of dollars if you send details of your bank account and some money
to clear the way.

But a computer operator in the UK decided to do something about it. He
decided to scam the scammers, and ended up getting $129 from them in a
hilarious sting.

Computer "scambaiter" Mike (no surname given), 42, received a random email
from a man claiming to be Prince Joe Eboh, chairman of a subsidiary of the
Nigerian National Petroleum Corporation.

Eboh said he needed to get money out of Nigeria and was offering to transfer
$US25 million to Mike's account if he would send his bank details. Mike was
promised $6.25 million if he helped.

Mike sent an email back, calling himself Father Hector and saying he would
love to help but he could only have business dealings with members of his
religious order, the Holy Church of the Order of the Red Breast.

Eboh said, of course, he would convert. Mike sent him details on how to
paint a red circle over his breast to join.

AdvertisementEboh duly sent Mike a picture of himself with painted breast
and signed a membership form vowing not to covet his neighbour's *****, to
never listen to hip-hop and to honour the words of church guru Shiver
Metimbers. Eboh pleaded for $18,000 to register the church in Nigeria so he
could transfer the $25 million.

Mike hit back, saying that under church rules he had to pay a clearance fee
of $80 before he could withdraw $18,000. As a monk he had no money and asked
Eboh for it.

Surprisingly, Eboh sent Mike the money by courier, which cost him $49. Eboh
was down $129. He then got a message from church elder Father Mike Myers
saying Father Hector had run off with $18,000 in church funds.

Father Hector sent a last email telling Eboh he had lost the money investing
in a business exporting snow to Siberia and run off to join a circus.

There is big money behind the scams. US police estimate $US200 million is
conned from American citizens by this sort of scam every year.

It's unknown how many Australians fall for the scam, but this month a
financial planner in Victoria pleaded guilty to defrauding clients by giving
$1.04 million of their money to a Nigerian scamster.

Mike said the scamster was caught by the same thing that trapped his
victims: greed.

"It's greed that makes this scam work," Mike said from his Manchester home.
"The prince was desperate to get $18,000 and the scammer was scammed by his
own greed."

Love the story.
--
epicurus1*at*optusnet*dot*com*dot*au
apatriot #1, atheist #1417,
Chief EAC prophet
http://members.optusnet.com.au/~pk1956/
Apatriotism Yahoo Group
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/apatriotism
Sunday: A day given over by Americans to wishing that they themselves
were dead and in Heaven, and that their neighbors were dead and in
Hell.
-Mencken
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