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Topic: Religions > Atheism
User: "Kansan1225"
Date: 24 Apr 2004 05:50:54 AM
Object: Send your wedding gifts to Heidi Klum
Some Guy wrote:

Subject: Re: Heidi Klum is already married
From: "Some Guy"


Date: 4/24/2004 12:38 AM Central Daylight Time
Message-id: <13nic.55573$qP6.38649@newssvr25.news.prodigy.com>

"Kansan1225" <kansan1225@aol.com> wrote in message
news:20040422080303.13628.00000186@mb-m21.aol.com...


I am very happy to finally announce that Holy Roman Empress Adelheid

II,

a.k.a. Heidi Klum, and I, Czar Nicholas III, Emperor of All the Russias,

a.k.a.

Dr. Nicholas A. Kaffes, were married on Easter Sunday, April 11, 2004, at

the

Imperial Parish Church, St. Basil the Great Greek Orthodox Church, here in
Houston, TX.


Sorry. I didn't see you two listed in the wedding registry at Walmart.
What were we supposed to get you?

Heidi was in Houston to celebrate Easter with me. There were no plans to
get married right away. However, the Holy Spirit swept us both off our feet
and we decided on Easter Sunday to get married on that very day. It seems that
the Holy Spirit's primary concern was to ensure that Leni, our baby, will not
be born out of wedlock next month.
Obviously, we did not have any bridal registry, or even a reception
planned. Luckily, the Easter picnic at the Church served as an improptu
reception.
Our friends, who would like to congratulate us, may wish to also do so at
the English or German Forum of Heidi's official Web site:
http://www.heidiklum.com
and any wedding presents should be sent to:
Ms. Heidi Klum
c/o IMG Models
304 Park Avenue
Penthouse North
New York, NY 10010
or to:
Heidi Klum GmbH
Postfach 200584
51435 Bergisch Gladbach
GERMANY
For the time being, we will keep our separate Imperial Palaces and I will
continue to run Holy Russia from Houston.
Heidi just moved into a renovated triplex condominium in Manhattan on
February 18 and would surely appreciate any housewarming gifts from all of our
loyal subjects. She also spends a lot of time in Germany on Holy Roman Empire
business.
Baby Leni is expected to be born in mid-May in New York and, as you can
imagine, a lot of baby gear would be appreciated for the various Imperial
Residences.
Thank you all in advance.
.


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