Since Boob won't stop posting links to my family tree,
I've decided to post my actual history for you to see.

Over 950 names as of 27 Nov 2001.
350 arrest warrants as of Nov 2007

Earliest birth in my direct line: Cheeta
Earliest birth on tree: same as above

Working on connection to HRH the Prince Willem Alexander of the
Netherlands, Prince of Orange, through the Von Ditten line and
SpongeBob Square-pants on my mothers side.

Here's a photo of my great uncle Peder Moen
He had a thing for little boys so they called
him Ole PederFile.http://familytreemaker.genealogy.com/users/s/a/l/Scott-A-Salberg/PHOT...

Here's a picture of me and my brother Chris.
from the 60's. You'll notice my homosexuality
was raging even then. I am humping his *****.http://familytreemaker.genealogy.com/users/s/a/l/Scott-A-Salberg/PHOT...

What family history would be complete without a picture of
my mother Sharon Scharf. This photo was taken by her pimp
before she left for work.http://familytreemaker.genealogy.com/users/s/a/l/Scott-A-Salberg/PHOT...