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"Newtons Cat" |
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19 Oct 2004 08:47:02 PM |
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Sexual Needs Of American Soldiers In Iraq |
I wonder what provision is being made for the sexual needs of the US soldiers in Iraq?
Just curious.
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| User: "The Palindrome Would Be Notyalc...It Dont Work" |
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| Title: Re: Sexual Needs Of American Soldiers In Iraq |
20 Oct 2004 01:41:43 AM |
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"Newton's Cat" <flyingpussy@antigravity.com> wrote in message
news:4175c394$0$31283$c3e8da3@news.astraweb.com...
I wonder what provision is being made for the sexual needs of the US
soldiers in Iraq?
Just curious.
Well there are all those Iraqi widows! They aren't white, christian
Americans, so they don't count as humans...all their husbands have been
blown up and shot.... so they would be useful to the US "interests". Just
like all those oil wells....."payment" for the US *SAVING* them!
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| User: "Bob Dog" |
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| Title: Re: Sexual Needs Of American Soldiers In Iraq |
22 Oct 2004 08:37:15 AM |
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"Newton's Cat" <flyingpussy@antigravity.com> wrote in message news:<4175c394$0$31283$c3e8da3@news.astraweb.com>...
I wonder what provision is being made for the sexual needs of the US soldiers in Iraq?
Just curious.
http://www.atimes.com/atimes/korea/DI05Dg01.html
"Me sucky-sucky, love you long time, no burqa..."
Bob Dog
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Korea's new 'comfort women'
By Gustavo Capdevila
GENEVA - In an effort to keep US soldiers happy, more than 5,000
women, mostly from the Philippines and Russia, are used as
"comfort women" in a prostitution network in South Korea, a
United Nations agency reported on Tuesday.
"The plight of trafficked women in South Korea is quite serious,"
said the International Organization for Migration (IOM) in a
study released on Tuesday at its headquarters in Geneva.
(The rest of the item is on the website.)
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| User: "Douglas Berry" |
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| Title: Re: Sexual Needs Of American Soldiers In Iraq |
20 Oct 2004 12:48:14 AM |
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In our last thrilling episode, "Newton's Cat"
<flyingpussy@antigravity.com> was pushed over the cliffs of
alt.atheism on Wed, 20 Oct 2004 01:47:02 +0000 by Zoog, minion of
Zathar. As he fell, he screamed:
I wonder what provision is being made for the sexual needs of the US soldiers in Iraq?
Just curious.
Honestly? They're getting condoms, birth control, and the "don't
rape the natives" speech.
Soldiers, having discipline, can control themselves.
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Douglas E. Berry Do the OBVIOUS thing to send e-mail
Atheist #2147, Atheist Vet #5
"Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as
when they do it from religious conviction."
Blaise Pascal (1623-1662), Pense'es, #894.
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| User: "Olrik" |
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| Title: Re: Sexual Needs Of American Soldiers In Iraq |
20 Oct 2004 10:52:26 PM |
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Newton's Cat wrote:
I wonder what provision is being made for the sexual needs of the US soldiers in Iraq?
Just curious.
The Bush girls?
--
Olrik
aa #1981
Qualified SMASH member
EAC Chief Food Inspector, Bacon Division
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| User: "Eris" |
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| Title: Re: Sexual Needs Of American Soldiers In Iraq |
19 Oct 2004 09:09:10 PM |
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On Wed, 20 Oct 2004 01:47:02 +0000, "Newton's Cat"
<flyingpussy@antigravity.com> wrote:
I wonder what provision is being made for the sexual needs of the US soldiers in Iraq?
Just curious.
Why do you think that the American bases have Camels assigned to them?
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| User: "stoney" |
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| Title: Re: Sexual Needs Of American Soldiers In Iraq |
22 Oct 2004 08:47:59 PM |
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On Tue, 19 Oct 2004 22:09:10 -0400, Eris <vithant01@nospamcomcast.net>
wrote:
On Wed, 20 Oct 2004 01:47:02 +0000, "Newton's Cat"
<flyingpussy@antigravity.com> wrote:
I wonder what provision is being made for the sexual needs of the US soldiers in Iraq?
Just curious.
Why do you think that the American bases have Camels assigned to them?
ROFL!!! Would that be one hump, or two?
--
Contempt of Congress meter reading-offscale.
Vote for Bush. Why vote for the lesser of two evils?
No matter the candidates the superstition industry wins.
'Jesus' is a sock-puppet Christians utilize to add 'authority' to
whatever action they intend on taking. -Stoney
And Duty Imp and Rapscallion
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| User: "stoney" |
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| Title: Re: Sexual Needs Of American Soldiers In Iraq |
22 Oct 2004 08:47:25 PM |
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On Wed, 20 Oct 2004 01:47:02 +0000, "Newton's Cat"
<flyingpussy@antigravity.com> wrote:
I wonder what provision is being made for the sexual needs of the US soldiers in Iraq?
Rosie Palm remains in heavy demand.
Just curious.
--
Contempt of Congress meter reading-offscale.
Vote for Bush. Why vote for the lesser of two evils?
No matter the candidates the superstition industry wins.
'Jesus' is a sock-puppet Christians utilize to add 'authority' to
whatever action they intend on taking. -Stoney
And Duty Imp and Rapscallion
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| User: "Jos Flachs" |
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| Title: Re: Sexual Needs Of American Soldiers In Iraq |
21 Oct 2004 09:43:00 PM |
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On Wed, 20 Oct 2004 01:47:02 +0000, "Newton's Cat"
<flyingpussy@antigravity.com> wrote:
I wonder what provision is being made for the sexual needs of the US soldiers in Iraq?
Just curious.
A number of wet sponges and soft soap have been flown in.
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| User: "wbarwell" |
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| Title: Re: Sexual Needs Of American Soldiers In Iraq |
22 Oct 2004 07:25:51 AM |
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Jos Flachs wrote:
On Wed, 20 Oct 2004 01:47:02 +0000, "Newton's Cat"
<flyingpussy@antigravity.com> wrote:
I wonder what provision is being made for the sexual needs of the US
soldiers in Iraq?
Just curious.
A number of wet sponges and soft soap have been flown in.
Pictures of Barbara Bush and Karen Hughs have been
sent over. Takes the urge right out.
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Kerry - two medals a silver and bronze star.
Bush? Well they don't give medals
for going AWOL, missing your medical and
getting grounded or falling off of a bar stool.
Kerry - a hero, Bush - a zero
Cheerful Charlie
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| User: "Mark K. Bilbo" |
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| Title: Re: Sexual Needs Of American Soldiers In Iraq |
19 Oct 2004 09:30:12 PM |
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On Wed, 20 Oct 2004 01:47:02 +0000, Newton's Cat wrote:
I wonder what provision is being made for the sexual needs of the US
soldiers in Iraq?
Just curious.
Dunno. Do they have a sign up sheet?
(I'm just willing to do patriotic duty dammit!)
--
Mark K. Bilbo - a.a. #1423
EAC Department of Linguistic Subversion
Alt-atheism website at: http://www.alt-atheism.org
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"Being surprised at the fact that the universe
is fine tuned for life is akin to a puddle being
surprised at how well it fits its hole"
-- Douglas Adams
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| User: "Eris" |
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| Title: Re: Sexual Needs Of American Soldiers In Iraq |
19 Oct 2004 10:34:00 PM |
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On Tue, 19 Oct 2004 21:30:12 -0500, "Mark K. Bilbo"
<alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote:
On Wed, 20 Oct 2004 01:47:02 +0000, Newton's Cat wrote:
I wonder what provision is being made for the sexual needs of the US
soldiers in Iraq?
Just curious.
Dunno. Do they have a sign up sheet?
(I'm just willing to do patriotic duty dammit!)
If it is Thursday it is your turn in the barrel
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| User: "Mark K. Bilbo" |
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| Title: Re: Sexual Needs Of American Soldiers In Iraq |
20 Oct 2004 04:58:35 AM |
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On Tue, 19 Oct 2004 23:34:00 -0400, Eris wrote:
On Tue, 19 Oct 2004 21:30:12 -0500, "Mark K. Bilbo"
<alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote:
On Wed, 20 Oct 2004 01:47:02 +0000, Newton's Cat wrote:
I wonder what provision is being made for the sexual needs of the US
soldiers in Iraq?
Just curious.
Dunno. Do they have a sign up sheet?
(I'm just willing to do patriotic duty dammit!)
If it is Thursday it is your turn in the barrel
I'm not sure I understand that one.
(That may be a good thing)
--
Mark K. Bilbo - a.a. #1423
EAC Department of Linguistic Subversion
Alt-atheism website at: http://www.alt-atheism.org
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"Being surprised at the fact that the universe
is fine tuned for life is akin to a puddle being
surprised at how well it fits its hole"
-- Douglas Adams
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| User: "Eris" |
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| Title: Re: Sexual Needs Of American Soldiers In Iraq |
20 Oct 2004 08:18:52 AM |
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On Wed, 20 Oct 2004 04:58:35 -0500, "Mark K. Bilbo"
<alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote:
On Tue, 19 Oct 2004 23:34:00 -0400, Eris wrote:
On Tue, 19 Oct 2004 21:30:12 -0500, "Mark K. Bilbo"
<alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote:
On Wed, 20 Oct 2004 01:47:02 +0000, Newton's Cat wrote:
I wonder what provision is being made for the sexual needs of the US
soldiers in Iraq?
Just curious.
Dunno. Do they have a sign up sheet?
(I'm just willing to do patriotic duty dammit!)
If it is Thursday it is your turn in the barrel
I'm not sure I understand that one.
(That may be a good thing)
Old navy joke. The new recruit asks about sex on board ship. The old
chief petty officer takes him down to the bottom of the ship and
introduces him to a barrel and tells him to put his genital into the
bung hole. He does and afterwards says that was great, Can I use the
barrel every day? The Chief says no, Thursdays are your turn in the
barrel.
I have heard people say in business " looks like today is your turn in
the barrel today".
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| User: "Mark K. Bilbo" |
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| Title: Re: Sexual Needs Of American Soldiers In Iraq |
20 Oct 2004 05:37:28 PM |
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On Wed, 20 Oct 2004 09:18:52 -0400, Eris wrote:
On Wed, 20 Oct 2004 04:58:35 -0500, "Mark K. Bilbo"
<alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote:
On Tue, 19 Oct 2004 23:34:00 -0400, Eris wrote:
On Tue, 19 Oct 2004 21:30:12 -0500, "Mark K. Bilbo"
<alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote:
On Wed, 20 Oct 2004 01:47:02 +0000, Newton's Cat wrote:
I wonder what provision is being made for the sexual needs of the US
soldiers in Iraq?
Just curious.
Dunno. Do they have a sign up sheet?
(I'm just willing to do patriotic duty dammit!)
If it is Thursday it is your turn in the barrel
I'm not sure I understand that one.
(That may be a good thing)
Old navy joke. The new recruit asks about sex on board ship. The old chief
petty officer takes him down to the bottom of the ship and introduces him
to a barrel and tells him to put his genital into the bung hole. He does
and afterwards says that was great, Can I use the barrel every day? The
Chief says no, Thursdays are your turn in the barrel.
I have heard people say in business " looks like today is your turn in the
barrel today".
It sounds almost as if they think this is a bad thing...
--
Mark K. Bilbo - a.a. #1423
EAC Department of Linguistic Subversion
Alt-atheism website at: http://www.alt-atheism.org
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"Being surprised at the fact that the universe
is fine tuned for life is akin to a puddle being
surprised at how well it fits its hole"
-- Douglas Adams
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| User: "Mike Painter" |
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| Title: Re: Sexual Needs Of American Soldiers In Iraq |
21 Oct 2004 12:05:21 AM |
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Mark K. Bilbo wrote:
On Wed, 20 Oct 2004 09:18:52 -0400, Eris wrote:
If it is Thursday it is your turn in the barrel
I'm not sure I understand that one.
(That may be a good thing)
Old navy joke. The new recruit asks about sex on board ship. The old
chief petty officer takes him down to the bottom of the ship and
introduces him to a barrel and tells him to put his genital into the
bung hole. He does and afterwards says that was great, Can I use the
barrel every day? The Chief says no, Thursdays are your turn in the
barrel.
I have heard people say in business " looks like today is your turn
in the barrel today".
It sounds almost as if they think this is a bad thing...
After a few months at his new post the commandant of the foreign legion post
asks his first sergeant what the men do for sex.
The man says, "Well sir behind the enlisted men's barracks there is a
camel.."
The commandant interrupts and says "Never!" and dismisses the man.
A moth goes by and the commandant is desperate. He finally rationalizes that
if his men can do it well...
The First Sergeant comes around the corner as he finishes and stands there
with his mouth open.
"I'm a man and just because I'm an officer does not mean I don't have needs.
If the men can use a camel, so can I."
"Yes sir", says the sergeant, "but the men usually ride the camel into
town."
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| User: "Mark K. Bilbo" |
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| Title: Re: Sexual Needs Of American Soldiers In Iraq |
21 Oct 2004 07:12:30 AM |
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On Thu, 21 Oct 2004 05:05:21 +0000, Mike Painter wrote:
Mark K. Bilbo wrote:
On Wed, 20 Oct 2004 09:18:52 -0400, Eris wrote:
If it is Thursday it is your turn in the barrel
I'm not sure I understand that one.
(That may be a good thing)
Old navy joke. The new recruit asks about sex on board ship. The old
chief petty officer takes him down to the bottom of the ship and
introduces him to a barrel and tells him to put his genital into the
bung hole. He does and afterwards says that was great, Can I use the
barrel every day? The Chief says no, Thursdays are your turn in the
barrel.
I have heard people say in business " looks like today is your turn in
the barrel today".
It sounds almost as if they think this is a bad thing...
After a few months at his new post the commandant of the foreign legion
post asks his first sergeant what the men do for sex. The man says, "Well
sir behind the enlisted men's barracks there is a camel.."
The commandant interrupts and says "Never!" and dismisses the man. A moth
goes by and the commandant is desperate. He finally rationalizes that if
his men can do it well...
The First Sergeant comes around the corner as he finishes and stands there
with his mouth open.
"I'm a man and just because I'm an officer does not mean I don't have
needs. If the men can use a camel, so can I."
"Yes sir", says the sergeant, "but the men usually ride the camel into
town."
Talk about awkward moment...
--
Mark K. Bilbo - a.a. #1423
EAC Department of Linguistic Subversion
Alt-atheism website at: http://www.alt-atheism.org
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"Being surprised at the fact that the universe
is fine tuned for life is akin to a puddle being
surprised at how well it fits its hole"
-- Douglas Adams
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| User: "stoney" |
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| Title: Re: Sexual Needs Of American Soldiers In Iraq |
22 Oct 2004 08:48:42 PM |
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On Tue, 19 Oct 2004 21:30:12 -0500, "Mark K. Bilbo"
<alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote:
On Wed, 20 Oct 2004 01:47:02 +0000, Newton's Cat wrote:
I wonder what provision is being made for the sexual needs of the US
soldiers in Iraq?
Just curious.
Dunno. Do they have a sign up sheet?
(I'm just willing to do patriotic duty dammit!)
at top or bottom?
--
Contempt of Congress meter reading-offscale.
Vote for Bush. Why vote for the lesser of two evils?
No matter the candidates the superstition industry wins.
'Jesus' is a sock-puppet Christians utilize to add 'authority' to
whatever action they intend on taking. -Stoney
And Duty Imp and Rapscallion
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| User: "spakka" |
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| Title: Re: Sexual Needs Of American Soldiers In Iraq |
20 Oct 2004 02:13:41 AM |
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On Wed, 20 Oct 2004 01:47:02 +0000, Newton's Cat wrote:
I wonder what provision is being made for the sexual needs of the US soldiers in Iraq?
Abu Ghraib
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