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Religions > Atheism |
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"the14thdisciple" |
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19 Jan 2006 05:16:14 PM |
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shall Holy invaders from space? you Disside! |
Tonya asked the14thdisciple
"Dear 14thdisciple, do they have the same God on the other planets?"
tonya My dear, As maney of us know, the jeasus was borned on decmber
25th witch - astrologgically speaking - makes him a Vegettarian. now as
We all know from the Book of Adama, Vegitterius was destroyed by the
tyrannous Cylon fleet, so jeasus must Have excaped only moments befoar
it was attacked (or it Mite hafe been Capricorn 1 - i do NOT know for
sure but if it Was NOT jeasus then it was definnatley Eliott Gould ,)
heeh ! i Know what you are thingink "what is Old 14 goink on About with
the Jeasus comming from Vegertariass? have you Sudennly gone mad ?" and
i Hafe to chuckel "no, my freand, i Am NOT mad, it is a sensibel idea
first thaught Up by Eric van Donnerkins in her book "cherry Hats of the
gods" witch has PICTURES of the spaiceship like the one The jeasuses
used and other advansed technollergies on a wall in a CAVE. !"
well ! it does NOT take a jeanious to point out the conecction hear,
wich is a good job becasue i am NOT a jeanious , but i Seam to
rememember The Jeasus spending some particuler time in a CAVE also !
could it Hafe been HIS loardley brush what painted pictures of his
spaiceship on the wall to releave his boardome and briten-up his cave a
bit? ye, if He were alive today wouldst he NOT hafe a poster of
Jendifer Loapheads thear insted?
it Is clear theafore that Jeasus here began out thear, and thoase
traiterous Cyclons will NOT rest until they hafe tracked down the las
Remaining jeasus and killed him! perhaps Even now thear are Brothers
of man who fight to survive ... o sorry, i was thinking about the Book
of Adama agane ...
but ! shouldst thease dangerous creatures ever reach Our distant Erth
then we shalt need the Mite of america and her amaising spaice-baised
Missile platforms to help the Loard Are God protect us from thear
heathen and savvidge ways , and This is somthink that could hafe beened
avoided if onley the Vattycan had lissened to my sugestion made maney,
maney years ago when i wroate and sugessted they extended the Leaning
Towwer of Pizza until it reached into the High Uper atmosphear. then in
Times of atack from Infidel Godless Spaice aliens they couldst simpley
HOIST UP the Poap to the top of the towwer Whear upon he wouldst PRAY
to the god for strength as he pushed the button to launch the nukes.
loaf Form yoar old freand 14
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| User: "Robibnikoff" |
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| Title: Re: shall Holy invaders from space? you Disside! |
20 Jan 2006 08:45:32 AM |
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"the14thdisciple" <the14thdisciple@littleboxes.nl> wrote in message
news:1137712574.121786.50880@f14g2000cwb.googlegroups.com...
Tonya asked the14thdisciple
"Dear 14thdisciple, do they have the same God on the other planets?"
tonya My dear, As maney of us know, the jeasus was borned on decmber
25th witch - astrologgically speaking - makes him a Vegettarian. now as
We all know from the Book of Adama, Vegitterius was destroyed by the
tyrannous Cylon fleet, so jeasus must Have excaped only moments befoar
it was attacked (or it Mite hafe been Capricorn 1 - i do NOT know for
sure but if it Was NOT jeasus then it was definnatley Eliott Gould ,)
heeh ! i Know what you are thingink "what is Old 14 goink on About with
the Jeasus comming from Vegertariass? have you Sudennly gone mad ?" and
i Hafe to chuckel "no, my freand, i Am NOT mad, it is a sensibel idea
first thaught Up by Eric van Donnerkins in her book "cherry Hats of the
gods" witch has PICTURES of the spaiceship like the one The jeasuses
used and other advansed technollergies on a wall in a CAVE. !"
Guess you didn't hear the warning about the brown acid.
--
Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
#1557
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| User: "Sanitys little helper" |
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| Title: Re: shall Holy invaders from space? you Disside! |
20 Jan 2006 08:59:41 AM |
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the14thdisciple wrote:
Tonya asked the14thdisciple
"Dear 14thdisciple, do they have the same God on the other planets?"
tonya My dear, As maney of us know, the jeasus was borned on decmber
25th witch - astrologgically speaking - makes him a Vegettarian.
Enough, already. Even running gags get tired.
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