"David Galehouse" <AndyG@cinci.rr.com> wrote in message
news:uxH5d.117538$787.101921@fe2.columbus.rr.com...

Shitman
(Sung to the tune of Taxman by the Beatles)

Let me tell you how it will be
There's a pile for you in room 3C
'Cos you're the Shitman
Yeah, you're the Shitman

Should one movement just seem too small
Be thankfull you'll get to take them all
'Cos you're the Shitman
Yeah, you're the Shitman

If they take a dump
You'll clean their sheet
If they make a mess
You'll wipe their seat
If they load it up
You'll have your treat
If they miss the pan
It'll be on your feet

Shitman
'Cos you're the Shitman
Yeah, you're the Shitman

I wont ask what you do it for
(Shitman Nurse Moffitt)
I'll just ask if you want some more
(Shitman Nurse Moffitt)
'Cos you're the Shitman
Yeah, you're the Shitman

Now my advice for those who *****
Make sure into the bedpan it fits
'Cos he's the Shitman
Yeah, he's the Shitman

And you're shitting for no-one but him,
Shitman

So let me get this straight. Moffit's a nurse. He is actually contributing
to society. You OTOH spend your Sunday afternoons writing
derogatory songs about people who help the disabled etc.
Thanks for putting things in perspective. :o)