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"quibbler" |
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13 Sep 2006 10:13:49 PM |
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Shitty Intelligent Design of Kidneys Being Fixed By Man |
God totally fucking sucks as an intelligent designer. That's why
millions of people need dialysis every year. Because god was such a
retard that he designed a body that dumped shitloads of toxins into the
blood stream on a continual basis. Then he fucked up by giving many
people inadequate kidneys. I know, I know, according to bible morons god
sabotaged his own perfect design because Eve put something in her mouth
that she wasn't supposed to. But the point is that man is fixing up
gawd's monumental ***** ups every day. According ot the article below,
dialysis implants that filter about 30% as much blood as the kidneys will
soon be available using nano-technology and it's likely that, shortly
thereafter, humans will be able to design better kidneys than god. Ain't
that a kick in the pants to bible beaters.
http://www.technologyreview.com/read_article.aspx?id=17493&ch=biotech
--
Quibbler (quibbler247atyahoo.com)
"It is fashionable to wax apocalyptic about the
threat to humanity posed by the AIDS virus, 'mad cow'
disease, and many others, but I think a case can be
made that faith is one of the world's great evils,
comparable to the smallpox virus but harder to
eradicate." -- Richard Dawkins
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| User: "Son of Discord" |
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| Title: Re: Shitty Intelligent Design of Kidneys Being Fixed By Man |
14 Sep 2006 12:44:58 AM |
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In alt.atheism quibbler shared this wisdom:
God totally fucking sucks as an intelligent designer. That's why
millions of people need dialysis every year. Because god was such a
retard that he designed a body that dumped shitloads of toxins into the
blood stream on a continual basis. Then he fucked up by giving many
people inadequate kidneys. I know, I know, according to bible morons god
sabotaged his own perfect design because Eve put something in her mouth
that she wasn't supposed to. But the point is that man is fixing up
gawd's monumental ***** ups every day. According ot the article below,
dialysis implants that filter about 30% as much blood as the kidneys will
soon be available using nano-technology and it's likely that, shortly
thereafter, humans will be able to design better kidneys than god. Ain't
that a kick in the pants to bible beaters.
http://www.technologyreview.com/read_article.aspx?id=17493&ch=biotech
Bet'cha any money you like that the little morons try and boycott it
somehow.
Fucken bleaters will never be able to handle that the god the love
feeling inferior to is fucking *OBSOLETE*.
I also have a huge problem with the 'design' of teeth. I mean, if that
useless ***** who dares lay claim the title of god decided to make
teeth out of metal, why the ***** didn't he pick a *decent* metal for
the job -- like stainless steel? What the ***** was going through his
head when he chose to use fucken calcium, with this pissy enamel
coating all that's keeping the way-too-reactive-for-a-critter's-mouth
***** from crumbling to bits?
Methinks you're totally right -- god's a fucking idiot.
And another thing, what was the thought process behind having the
'reproductive organs'/'pleasure center' sharing the same plumbing as
the 'sewerage system'?
And what does god spend all his time doing now, you ask? Well, he's
not bothering to fix the myriad of fuckups he made in the original
creation stunt. Oh no. No, this omni-benevolent/potent/scient 'supreme
being' is apparently nowadays content to make images of bronze-age
hippies and their mothers appear in food products -- to be sold over
eBay. And, of course, constantly hide MY fucking CAR KEYS!!
What a total wanker. <spit>
"Son of Discord"
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" . . The bible is crap, people who believe it
are idiots, and blasphemy is a victimless
crime because the whole fetid pile of
christianic mythology is a ficticious crock of *****."
-Stix, undefeated former Warlord of the BAAWA
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| User: "quibbler" |
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| Title: Re: Shitty Intelligent Design of Kidneys Being Fixed By Man |
14 Sep 2006 04:51:36 PM |
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In article <fbphg2dnpsjsquoro18e0k1p8lmf71ecgc@4ax.com>, Leviathan12
@bigpond.com says...
In alt.atheism quibbler shared this wisdom:
God totally fucking sucks as an intelligent designer. That's why
millions of people need dialysis every year. Because god was such a
retard that he designed a body that dumped shitloads of toxins into the
blood stream on a continual basis. Then he fucked up by giving many
people inadequate kidneys. I know, I know, according to bible morons god
sabotaged his own perfect design because Eve put something in her mouth
that she wasn't supposed to. But the point is that man is fixing up
gawd's monumental ***** ups every day. According ot the article below,
dialysis implants that filter about 30% as much blood as the kidneys will
soon be available using nano-technology and it's likely that, shortly
thereafter, humans will be able to design better kidneys than god. Ain't
that a kick in the pants to bible beaters.
http://www.technologyreview.com/read_article.aspx?id=17493&ch=biotech
Bet'cha any money you like that the little morons try and boycott it
somehow.
The Jehovah's Witless and Christian Scientards already do boycott
substantial parts of modern medicine. In theory, genuine believers
would actually take the bible at its word and use only prayer for
healing, but most theists, including self-proclaimed "faith healers"
like Pat Robertson, run to the hospital at the first sign of illness.
Fucken bleaters will never be able to handle that the god the love
feeling inferior to is fucking *OBSOLETE*.
I also have a huge problem with the 'design' of teeth. I mean, if that
useless ***** who dares lay claim the title of god decided to make
teeth out of metal
Either that, or he could have simply not designed plaque and digestive
enzymes in the mouth in such a way that they interacted with the tooth
material. He could have made the teeth out of hard, organic plastics,
carbon fiber, etc.
why the ***** didn't he pick a *decent* metal for
the job -- like stainless steel?
Or some mineral like carbide. Actually just with proper nano structures
the existing materials could be made far stronger.
Methinks you're totally right -- god's a fucking idiot.
That's a big ten-four, good buddy.
And another thing, what was the thought process behind having the
'reproductive organs'/'pleasure center' sharing the same plumbing as
the 'sewerage system'?
A separate system would obviously be superior, especially for men with
prostrate conditions.
And what does god spend all his time doing now, you ask?
What can any perfect being spend his time doing.
--
Quibbler (quibbler247atyahoo.com)
"It is fashionable to wax apocalyptic about the
threat to humanity posed by the AIDS virus, 'mad cow'
disease, and many others, but I think a case can be
made that faith is one of the world's great evils,
comparable to the smallpox virus but harder to
eradicate." -- Richard Dawkins
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| User: "Andres64" |
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| Title: Re: Shitty Intelligent Design of Kidneys Being Fixed By Man |
14 Sep 2006 10:51:13 PM |
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quibbler wrote:
In article <fbphg2dnpsjsquoro18e0k1p8lmf71ecgc@4ax.com>, Leviathan12
@bigpond.com says...
In alt.atheism quibbler shared this wisdom:
God totally fucking sucks as an intelligent designer. That's why
millions of people need dialysis every year. Because god was such a
retard that he designed a body that dumped shitloads of toxins into the
blood stream on a continual basis. Then he fucked up by giving many
people inadequate kidneys. I know, I know, according to bible morons god
sabotaged his own perfect design because Eve put something in her mouth
that she wasn't supposed to. But the point is that man is fixing up
gawd's monumental ***** ups every day. According ot the article below,
dialysis implants that filter about 30% as much blood as the kidneys will
soon be available using nano-technology and it's likely that, shortly
thereafter, humans will be able to design better kidneys than god. Ain't
that a kick in the pants to bible beaters.
http://www.technologyreview.com/read_article.aspx?id=17493&ch=biotech
Bet'cha any money you like that the little morons try and boycott it
somehow.
The Jehovah's Witless and Christian Scientards already do boycott
substantial parts of modern medicine. In theory, genuine believers
would actually take the bible at its word and use only prayer for
healing, but most theists, including self-proclaimed "faith healers"
like Pat Robertson, run to the hospital at the first sign of illness.
Fucken bleaters will never be able to handle that the god the love
feeling inferior to is fucking *OBSOLETE*.
I also have a huge problem with the 'design' of teeth. I mean, if that
useless ***** who dares lay claim the title of god decided to make
teeth out of metal
Either that, or he could have simply not designed plaque and digestive
enzymes in the mouth in such a way that they interacted with the tooth
material. He could have made the teeth out of hard, organic plastics,
carbon fiber, etc.
why the ***** didn't he pick a *decent* metal for
the job -- like stainless steel?
Or some mineral like carbide. Actually just with proper nano structures
the existing materials could be made far stronger.
Methinks you're totally right -- god's a fucking idiot.
That's a big ten-four, good buddy.
And another thing, what was the thought process behind having the
'reproductive organs'/'pleasure center' sharing the same plumbing as
the 'sewerage system'?
A separate system would obviously be superior, especially for men with
prostrate conditions.
And what does god spend all his time doing now, you ask?
What can any perfect being spend his time doing.
Or how about the genius of having us breathe and eat/drink through the
same tube? 4300 people die from choking in the US alone every year and
another 2900 from drowning
(http://www.nsc.org/library/report_injury_usa.htm). What a fucking
moron.
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| User: "quibbler" |
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| Title: Re: Shitty Intelligent Design of Kidneys Being Fixed By Man |
15 Sep 2006 08:38:26 AM |
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In article <1158292273.883104.113540@b28g2000cwb.googlegroups.com>,
andresc64@excite.com says...
Or how about the genius of having us breathe and eat/drink through the
same tube? 4300 people die from choking in the US alone every year and
another 2900 from drowning
(http://www.nsc.org/library/report_injury_usa.htm). What a fucking
moron.
Yeah, I address this question in verse in an anti-IDiocy poem called
"Blindly Designed" (here's the first stanza)
If we were designed,
Our watchmaker was blind.
Sometimes I suspect He was out of his mind.
Did He really think
That we should eat and drink
Through the same hardware
That we use for air?
Why not just use separate pipes?
Surely that would reduce our gripes.
It would be slightly more complex
But isn't that what an ID creationist expects?
Such a change should be quite minor
For a super-sharp, intelligent designer.
And best of all, I have hunch,
That in a time crunch
Folk could say Grace
Whilst swallowing lunch.
--
Quibbler (quibbler247atyahoo.com)
"It is fashionable to wax apocalyptic about the
threat to humanity posed by the AIDS virus, 'mad cow'
disease, and many others, but I think a case can be
made that faith is one of the world's great evils,
comparable to the smallpox virus but harder to
eradicate." -- Richard Dawkins
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| User: "johac" |
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| Title: Re: Shitty Intelligent Design of Kidneys Being Fixed By Man |
14 Sep 2006 12:01:00 AM |
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In article <MPG.1f7276d615ee7342989c4f@news.readfreenews.net>,
quibbler <quibbler247@yahoo.com> wrote:
God totally fucking sucks as an intelligent designer. That's why
millions of people need dialysis every year. Because god was such a
retard that he designed a body that dumped shitloads of toxins into the
blood stream on a continual basis. Then he fucked up by giving many
people inadequate kidneys. I know, I know, according to bible morons god
sabotaged his own perfect design because Eve put something in her mouth
that she wasn't supposed to. But the point is that man is fixing up
gawd's monumental ***** ups every day. According ot the article below,
dialysis implants that filter about 30% as much blood as the kidneys will
soon be available using nano-technology and it's likely that, shortly
thereafter, humans will be able to design better kidneys than god. Ain't
that a kick in the pants to bible beaters.
http://www.technologyreview.com/read_article.aspx?id=17493&ch=biotech
Nice article. Between nanotechnology and stem cell research, we may one
day have a complete set of 'replacement parts'. I'm sure that would
upset the bleaters grievously.
--
John Hachmann aa #1782
"Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities"
-Voltaire
Contact - Throw a .net over the .com
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| User: "Mike Painter" |
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| Title: Re: Shitty Intelligent Design of Kidneys Being Fixed By Man |
14 Sep 2006 12:16:30 AM |
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johac wrote:
In article <MPG.1f7276d615ee7342989c4f@news.readfreenews.net>,
quibbler <quibbler247@yahoo.com> wrote:
God totally fucking sucks as an intelligent designer. That's why
millions of people need dialysis every year. Because god was such a
retard that he designed a body that dumped shitloads of toxins into
the blood stream on a continual basis. Then he fucked up by giving
many people inadequate kidneys. I know, I know, according to bible
morons god sabotaged his own perfect design because Eve put
something in her mouth that she wasn't supposed to. But the point
is that man is fixing up gawd's monumental ***** ups every day.
According ot the article below, dialysis implants that filter about
30% as much blood as the kidneys will soon be available using
nano-technology and it's likely that, shortly thereafter, humans
will be able to design better kidneys than god. Ain't that a kick
in the pants to bible beaters.
http://www.technologyreview.com/read_article.aspx?id=17493&ch=biotech
Nice article. Between nanotechnology and stem cell research, we may
one day have a complete set of 'replacement parts'. I'm sure that
would upset the bleaters grievously.
I'm convinced that nano technology will eventually be used to end most
diesase.
It's hard to become resistant to a hammer.
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| User: "johac" |
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| Title: Re: Shitty Intelligent Design of Kidneys Being Fixed By Man |
15 Sep 2006 12:02:11 AM |
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In article <OA5Og.1176$e66.823@newssvr13.news.prodigy.com>,
"Mike Painter" <mddotpainter@sbcglobal.net> wrote:
johac wrote:
In article <MPG.1f7276d615ee7342989c4f@news.readfreenews.net>,
quibbler <quibbler247@yahoo.com> wrote:
God totally fucking sucks as an intelligent designer. That's why
millions of people need dialysis every year. Because god was such a
retard that he designed a body that dumped shitloads of toxins into
the blood stream on a continual basis. Then he fucked up by giving
many people inadequate kidneys. I know, I know, according to bible
morons god sabotaged his own perfect design because Eve put
something in her mouth that she wasn't supposed to. But the point
is that man is fixing up gawd's monumental ***** ups every day.
According ot the article below, dialysis implants that filter about
30% as much blood as the kidneys will soon be available using
nano-technology and it's likely that, shortly thereafter, humans
will be able to design better kidneys than god. Ain't that a kick
in the pants to bible beaters.
http://www.technologyreview.com/read_article.aspx?id=17493&ch=biotech
Nice article. Between nanotechnology and stem cell research, we may
one day have a complete set of 'replacement parts'. I'm sure that
would upset the bleaters grievously.
I'm convinced that nano technology will eventually be used to end most
diesase.
It's hard to become resistant to a hammer.
It certainly does have a lot of promise.
--
John Hachmann aa #1782
"Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities"
-Voltaire
Contact - Throw a .net over the .com
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| User: "quibbler" |
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| Title: Re: Shitty Intelligent Design of Kidneys Being Fixed By Man |
15 Sep 2006 10:39:34 AM |
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In article <OA5Og.1176$e66.823@newssvr13.news.prodigy.com>,
mddotpainter@sbcglobal.net says...
johac wrote:
In article <MPG.1f7276d615ee7342989c4f@news.readfreenews.net>,
quibbler <quibbler247@yahoo.com> wrote:
God totally fucking sucks as an intelligent designer. That's why
millions of people need dialysis every year. Because god was such a
retard that he designed a body that dumped shitloads of toxins into
the blood stream on a continual basis. Then he fucked up by giving
many people inadequate kidneys. I know, I know, according to bible
morons god sabotaged his own perfect design because Eve put
something in her mouth that she wasn't supposed to. But the point
is that man is fixing up gawd's monumental ***** ups every day.
According ot the article below, dialysis implants that filter about
30% as much blood as the kidneys will soon be available using
nano-technology and it's likely that, shortly thereafter, humans
will be able to design better kidneys than god. Ain't that a kick
in the pants to bible beaters.
http://www.technologyreview.com/read_article.aspx?id=17493&ch=biotech
Nice article. Between nanotechnology and stem cell research, we may
one day have a complete set of 'replacement parts'. I'm sure that
would upset the bleaters grievously.
I'm convinced that nano technology will eventually be used to end most
diesase.
It's hard to become resistant to a hammer.
Yes, but it should be much easier to repair the tissue damage with all
the "infinitesimal swimmers" in the bloodstream which will be designed to
fix things up. Feynmann and Asimov, both atheists naturally, did a good
job of popularizing these ideas many decades ago and now these ideas are
just starting to bear fruit.
--
Quibbler (quibbler247atyahoo.com)
"It is fashionable to wax apocalyptic about the
threat to humanity posed by the AIDS virus, 'mad cow'
disease, and many others, but I think a case can be
made that faith is one of the world's great evils,
comparable to the smallpox virus but harder to
eradicate." -- Richard Dawkins
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