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"Budikka666" |
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13 Jul 2007 04:57:26 PM |
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Should Christians Be Stoned? |
All who came here thinking this is a thread about whether believers
should smoke a joint, leave now! Go try your luck over at
rec.drugs....!
Now for those who didn't inhale...
The Bible makes it expressly clear that: "If thy brother...or thy son,
or thy daughter, or the wife of thy bosom, or thy friend...entice thee
secretly, saying, Let us go and serve other gods, which thou hast not
known...thou shalt surely kill him; thine hand shall be first upon him
to put him to death, and afterwards the hand of all the people. And
thou shalt stone him with stones, that he die..." (Deu 3:6-10)
Now since Peter, Paul and Mary tried to entice people to serve Jesus
rather than the childless Yahweh of the OT, they, and any others
trying to lure people away from the one true god into Christianity
really ought to be subject to stoning, according to this god's
word....
The Bible Rocks!
Budikka
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| User: "Mark K. Bilbo" |
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| Title: Re: Should Christians Be Stoned? |
13 Jul 2007 08:01:28 PM |
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On Fri, 13 Jul 2007 14:57:26 -0700, Budikka666 wrote:
All who came here thinking this is a thread about whether believers
should smoke a joint, leave now!
Oh... wrong room, never mind!
--
Mark K. Bilbo a.a. #1423
EAC Department of Linguistic Subversion
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"You know, I'd get it if people were just looking for a
way to fill the holes. But they want the holes. They wanna
live in the holes. And they go nuts when someone else
pours dirt in their holes.
"Climb out of your holes people!"
- Dr. House, on faith
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| User: "Mogons" |
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| Title: Re: Should Christians Be Stoned? |
13 Jul 2007 07:22:13 PM |
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On Jul 13, 1:57 pm, Budikka666 <budik...@netscape.net> wrote:
All who came here thinking this is a thread about whether believers
should smoke a joint, leave now! Go try your luck over at
rec.drugs....!
Now for those who didn't inhale...
The Bible makes it expressly clear that: "If thy brother...or thy son,
or thy daughter, or the wife of thy bosom, or thy friend...entice thee
secretly, saying, Let us go and serve other gods, which thou hast not
known...thou shalt surely kill him; thine hand shall be first upon him
to put him to death, and afterwards the hand of all the people. And
thou shalt stone him with stones, that he die..." (Deu 3:6-10)
Now since Peter, Paul and Mary tried to entice people to serve Jesus
rather than the childless Yahweh of the OT, they, and any others
trying to lure people away from the one true god into Christianity
really ought to be subject to stoning, according to this god's
word....
The Bible Rocks!
Budikka
que Bob Dylan
"Everybody must get stoned"
mogons
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| User: "" |
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| Title: Re: Should Christians Be Stoned? |
13 Jul 2007 11:00:20 PM |
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On Jul 13, 2:57 pm, Budikka666 <budik...@netscape.net> wrote:
All who came here thinking this is a thread about whether believers
should smoke a joint, leave now! Go try your luck over at
rec.drugs....!
Now for those who didn't inhale...
The Bible makes it expressly clear that: "If thy brother...or thy son,
or thy daughter, or the wife of thy bosom, or thy friend...entice thee
secretly, saying, Let us go and serve other gods, which thou hast not
known...thou shalt surely kill him; thine hand shall be first upon him
to put him to death, and afterwards the hand of all the people. And
thou shalt stone him with stones, that he die..." (Deu 3:6-10)
Now since Peter, Paul and Mary tried to entice people to serve Jesus
rather than the childless Yahweh of the OT, they, and any others
trying to lure people away from the one true god into Christianity
really ought to be subject to stoning, according to this god's
word....
The Bible Rocks!
Budikka
It isn't exactly clear that "Peter, Paul, and Mary" actually intended
to start a new religion. Jesus himself says otherwise!
Ylem
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| User: "Budikka666" |
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| Title: Re: Should Christians Be Stoned? |
13 Jul 2007 11:57:42 PM |
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On Jul 13, 11:00 pm, wrote:
It isn't exactly clear that "Peter, Paul, and Mary" actually intended
to start a new religion. Jesus himself says otherwise!
I don't know about that. They released "Puff, The Magic Dragon",
"Blowin' in the Wind", "The Times, They Are a' Changin'" and even,
'The Great Mandala"!
Budikka
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| User: "HayekFan" |
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| Title: Re: Should Christians Be Stoned? |
13 Jul 2007 06:49:24 PM |
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On Jul 13, 4:57 pm, Budikka666 <budik...@netscape.net> wrote:
All who came here thinking this is a thread about whether believers
should smoke a joint, leave now! Go try your luck over at
rec.drugs....!
Now for those who didn't inhale...
The Bible makes it expressly clear that: "If thy brother...or thy son,
or thy daughter, or the wife of thy bosom, or thy friend...entice thee
secretly, saying, Let us go and serve other gods, which thou hast not
known...thou shalt surely kill him; thine hand shall be first upon him
to put him to death, and afterwards the hand of all the people. And
thou shalt stone him with stones, that he die..." (Deu 3:6-10)
Now since Peter, Paul and Mary tried to entice people to serve Jesus
rather than the childless Yahweh of the OT, they, and any others
trying to lure people away from the one true god into Christianity
really ought to be subject to stoning, according to this god's
word....
The Bible Rocks!
Budikka
Should Christians be stoned?
It depends on whether they can get the good stuff.
"Everybody must get stoned." --Bob Dylan
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| User: "" |
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| Title: Re: Should Christians Be Stoned? |
13 Jul 2007 04:59:38 PM |
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On Jul 13, 5:57 pm, Budikka666 <budik...@netscape.net> wrote:
All who came here thinking this is a thread about whether believers
should smoke a joint, leave now! Go try your luck over at
rec.drugs....!
Now for those who didn't inhale...
Aw, man...just when I finally thought I found common ground with `em
for once..<G>
-PF, Atl.
aa#2015/KoBAAWA!
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| User: "Father Haskell" |
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| Title: Re: Should Christians Be Stoned? |
14 Jul 2007 02:35:42 PM |
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On Jul 13, 5:57 pm, Budikka666 <budik...@netscape.net> wrote:
All who came here thinking this is a thread about whether believers
should smoke a joint, leave now! Go try your luck over at
rec.drugs....!
Right before church services. Cooked into the brownies. It'd
do them an inestimable service to show them that they
can giggle during a sermon without being struck by
lightning.
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| User: "Darrell Stec" |
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| Title: Re: Should Christians Be Stoned? |
16 Jul 2007 03:40:05 AM |
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Father Haskell wrote:
On Jul 13, 5:57 pm, Budikka666 <budik...@netscape.net> wrote:
All who came here thinking this is a thread about whether believers
should smoke a joint, leave now! Go try your luck over at
rec.drugs....!
Right before church services. Cooked into the brownies. It'd
do them an inestimable service to show them that they
can giggle during a sermon without being struck by
lightning.
Or they should go back to the practice from which early Christianity got its
name and drench themselves in oil permeated with psychotropic
drugs/substances like marijuana, spikard, myrrh, etc.
--
Later,
Darrell Stec
Webpage Sorcery
http://webpagesorcery.com
We Put the Magic in Your Webpages
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| User: "Father Haskell" |
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| Title: Re: Should Christians Be Stoned? |
16 Jul 2007 08:45:32 AM |
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On Jul 16, 4:40 am, Darrell Stec <darrell_s...@webpagesorcery.com>
wrote:
Father Haskell wrote:
On Jul 13, 5:57 pm, Budikka666 <budik...@netscape.net> wrote:
All who came here thinking this is a thread about whether believers
should smoke a joint, leave now! Go try your luck over at
rec.drugs....!
Right before church services. Cooked into the brownies. It'd
do them an inestimable service to show them that they
can giggle during a sermon without being struck by
lightning.
Or they should go back to the practice from which early Christianity got its
name and drench themselves in oil permeated with psychotropic
drugs/substances like marijuana, spikard, myrrh, etc.
Buncha lazy ***** stoners. Does the wholly bile record jebus and
his band of merry men ever performing an honest day's work?
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| User: "Uncle Vic" |
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| Title: Re: Should Christians Be Stoned? |
13 Jul 2007 11:14:16 PM |
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One fine day in alt.atheism, Budikka666 <budikka1@netscape.net> bloodied us
up with this:
All who came here thinking this is a thread about whether believers
should smoke a joint, leave now! Go try your luck over at
rec.drugs....!
Everybody must get stoned.
Now for those who didn't inhale...
Except Bill Clinton, of course. <snicker>
--
Uncle Vic
aa Atheist #2011
Supervisor, EAC Department of little adhesive-backed "L" shaped
chrome-plastic doo-dads to add feet to Jesus fish department.
Convicted by Earthquack.
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