Let's think about this a minute.

He pardoned his buddy Scooter because he thought a couple years in jail
and a $250,000 fine was excessive. All Scooter did was out a supposed
CIA agent and lie about it to everybody in the United States, including
prosecutors and Congress. He lied not once, but multiple times. Any
ordinary citizen would be in the slammer already, but not a George Bush
staffer. Nope, he let old Scooter walk. Why? Because he thinks
Scooter is a good guy.

Let's think about this a minute.

He pardoned his buddy Scooter because he thought a couple years in jail
and a $250,000 fine was excessive. All Scooter did was out a supposed
CIA agent and lie about it to everybody in the United States, including
prosecutors and Congress. He lied not once, but multiple times. Any
ordinary citizen would be in the slammer already, but not a George Bush
staffer. Nope, he let old Scooter walk. Why? Because he thinks
Scooter is a good guy.

The venerable old Catholic Church, benevolent parish to billions
thoughout the centuries, discovered it had a personnel problem. They
had employees, male employees, sexually exploiting their younger,
usually below the age of 18 male parishioners. We know these types of
employees as homosexual pedophiles. Now the fags out there are trying
their best to deny that all this happened, but the tubesteak lovers
can't have it both ways. Either it did, or didn't happen. Something
like 85% of the problems the Church covered up involved homosexual
pedophiles. Anyway, the Church moved them around to discourage their
behavior, but it didn't quite work out the way they planned. All they
did was rotate the boy fuckers to fresher territory. Talk about a
homosexual paradise!

Now I ask you. If it was okay for Michael Jackson to ***** little boys
up the *****, how come it wasn't okay for a priest? I mean come on here.
You have a ugly nasty looking washed up pop star who has been fucking
little boys up the ***** and sucking their dicks for over 20 years walking
around free because he paid a little money. Wouldn't a priest count for
something? A priest has the keys to heaven for Christ's sake. He can
grant absolution with a wave of his hand, make wine appear six or seven
times during communion, hear Catholic wives confess to fucking their
husband's best friends in specific detail every day. So what if he
snagged a little stink ***** from an altar boy. The kid was probably
wearing crotchless panties under his robe or something anyway.

Then you got R. Kelly. This guy is a real perv. Fucked a teeny bopper
girl and made a tape of it. Sick *****, but he's been waiting for
trial half a decade, while producing album after album. How many of
those homosexual child molesters made tapes? Come on, how many did
that?

The only difference in all this is that the church didn't use many
outside lawyers from the start. If they had, would they be in trouble
now? Seriously now, take a good look at it. Michael Jackson used
lawyers to pay off all the victims and moved knowing employees around,
even to other countries. The Church, spending prudently in deference to
their parishers, moved the homosexual pedophiles around on their own,
thus cutting out the middle man.

Is this why everybody is so pissed? Just because the lawyers didn't get
their cut? If the Church was a public corporation, Wall Street would be
praising the hell out of them for showing the good business sense that
they did. They paid off most of the victims who wanted to be paid. Some
of the "victims" even liked getting their buttholes boned and wanted to
come back for more. But alas, a few greedy queers decided they wanted
more $$$, so they made a big stink and before you knew it, things got
out of hand and fucked it all up for everybody. Now the Church is going
to ante up a couple billion to settle things, and that probably won't be
enough because the lawyers are involved.

Did they really do something that was so bad? The Church didn't *****
those boys up the butt, employees did. The Church had good intentions,
they just didn't work out so good. How many times do you hear that sort
of thing on the news after a space shuttle failure? Lots.

So why don't we just ask George Bush to pardon the Catholic Church, hand
over some checks and be done with it all? Is that so hard? They
could even hand out a few checks to the lawyers so they could be happy
too. What would it hurt? The similarities between Scooter and the
priests are striking. Scooter buttfucked a CIA employee, while the
priests buttfucked some little boys. What's the big difference here?

So whaddaya say? Should George pardon the Church like he did Scooter?

So whaddaya say? Should George pardon the Church like he did Scooter?

Let's think about this a minute.

He pardoned his buddy Scooter because he thought a couple years in jail
and a $250,000 fine was excessive. All Scooter did was out a supposed
CIA agent and lie about it to everybody in the United States, including
prosecutors and Congress. He lied not once, but multiple times. Any
ordinary citizen would be in the slammer already, but not a George Bush
staffer. Nope, he let old Scooter walk. Why? Because he thinks
Scooter is a good guy.

The venerable old Catholic Church, benevolent parish to billions
thoughout the centuries, discovered it had a personnel problem.

They
had employees, male employees, sexually exploiting their younger,
usually below the age of 18 male parishioners. We know these types of
employees as homosexual pedophiles. Now the fags out there are trying
their best to deny that all this happened, but the tubesteak lovers
can't have it both ways. Either it did, or didn't happen. Something
like 85% of the problems the Church covered up involved homosexual
pedophiles.

Let's think about this a minute.
He pardoned his buddy Scooter because he thought a couple years in jail
and a $250,000 fine was excessive.

The venerable old Catholic Church discovered it had a personnel problem. They
had employees, male employees, sexually exploiting their younger,
usually below the age of 18 male parishioners.
Now I ask you. If it was okay for Michael Jackson to ***** little boys
up the *****, how come it wasn't okay for a priest?