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"Mike Painter" |
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15 Jun 2005 05:01:36 PM |
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Should I be worried? |
Are the end times near?
The ice cream vendor just drove by. As he came into sound range I heard
"Jingle bells" and as he faded it was "Silent night"
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Take a CPR class and get your community involved in an AED program.
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15 Jun 2005 05:25:00 PM |
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"Mike Painter" <mddotpainter@sbcglobal.net> wrote in message
news:4z1se.29268$J12.7235@newssvr14.news.prodigy.com...
Are the end times near?
The ice cream vendor just drove by. As he came into sound range I heard
"Jingle bells" and as he faded it was "Silent night"
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Take a CPR class and get your community involved in an AED program.
Y'know what? That's scary. The ice cream guy just drove by HERE, and his
Mozart morphed into "Santa Claus is coming to town".
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| User: "Mike Painter" |
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15 Jun 2005 08:53:10 PM |
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DianaC wrote:
"Mike Painter" <mddotpainter@sbcglobal.net> wrote in message
news:4z1se.29268$J12.7235@newssvr14.news.prodigy.com...
Are the end times near?
The ice cream vendor just drove by. As he came into sound range I
heard "Jingle bells" and as he faded it was "Silent night"
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Take a CPR class and get your community involved in an AED program.
Y'know what? That's scary. The ice cream guy just drove by HERE, and
his Mozart morphed into "Santa Claus is coming to town".
Maybe the EAC *isn't* the last word?
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16 Jun 2005 04:41:17 PM |
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On Wed, 15 Jun 2005 22:01:36 GMT, "Mike Painter"
<mddotpainter@sbcglobal.net> wrote:
Are the end times near?
The ice cream vendor just drove by. As he came into sound range I heard
"Jingle bells" and as he faded it was "Silent night"
It doesn't matter. Worrying about something you cannot change is a
tremendous waste of energy and leads to depression, which supports the
drug companies, which gives you more that you can't change to worry
about.
Get the most out of life and contribute to it too, just contribute
wisely. Use your worry power to power your desire for change, and
vote.
Sure you are one billionth, but that's WAY above zero.
Me too.
Enjoy life but do your part. It'll feel better when you are satisfied
that you're doing your part.
NAH I'm full of *****. Fuckit - let apathy win, and we'll all be
corralled into a common pool and at least get fed if we jump through
the hoops on command.
TheRain
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| User: "Vic Sagerquist" |
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15 Jun 2005 06:22:34 PM |
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on 15 Jun 2005 in alt.atheism, Mike Painter dropped trou, farted, whirled,
then shouted:
Are the end times near?
The ice cream vendor just drove by. As he came into sound range I heard
"Jingle bells" and as he faded it was "Silent night"
I've always wondered how Aussie children reconciled the notion that Santa
arrives in a sleigh during the summer time.
--
Vic Sagerquist
aa#2011
Supervisor, EAC Department of little adhesive-backed "L" shaped
chrome-plastic doo-dads to add feet to Jesus fish department
Plonked by Jason Gastrich for all eternity...
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As you were, I was. As I am, you will be.
--- Hunter S. Thompson
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| User: "Clayton...Less Calories, More Filling" |
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15 Jun 2005 07:28:42 PM |
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"Vic Sagerquist" <address@withheld.com> wrote in message
news:Xns9676A6A99A62vicman@127.0.0.1...
on 15 Jun 2005 in alt.atheism, Mike Painter dropped trou, farted, whirled,
then shouted:
Are the end times near?
The ice cream vendor just drove by. As he came into sound range I heard
"Jingle bells" and as he faded it was "Silent night"
I've always wondered how Aussie children reconciled the notion that Santa
arrives in a sleigh during the summer time.
He wears shorts and a singlet and is pulled by 8 white kangaroos. There's
even a Christmas carol about it...."Eight White Boomers"! The big problem
is that most Australian homes don't have a chimney...so when I used to be a
shopping center Santa it was either "Your mum and dad let me in" or "I have
a magic key that opens the doors just for me".
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| User: "LisaKay" |
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16 Jun 2005 09:29:06 AM |
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Clayton...Less Calories, More Filling wrote:
"Vic Sagerquist" <address@withheld.com> wrote in message
news:Xns9676A6A99A62vicman@127.0.0.1...
on 15 Jun 2005 in alt.atheism, Mike Painter dropped trou, farted, whirled,
then shouted:
Are the end times near?
The ice cream vendor just drove by. As he came into sound range I heard
"Jingle bells" and as he faded it was "Silent night"
I've always wondered how Aussie children reconciled the notion that Santa
arrives in a sleigh during the summer time.
He wears shorts and a singlet and is pulled by 8 white kangaroos. There's
even a Christmas carol about it...."Eight White Boomers"! The big problem
is that most Australian homes don't have a chimney...so when I used to be a
shopping center Santa it was either "Your mum and dad let me in" or "I have
a magic key that opens the doors just for me".
Wait up... I think we all need to see a picture of you in shorts and a
singlet!! :-)
-LisaKay
aa #2054
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| User: "Clayton...Less Calories, More Filling" |
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16 Jun 2005 06:44:33 PM |
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"LisaKay" <LisaKay2054@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:1118932146.458091.231560@g44g2000cwa.googlegroups.com...
Clayton...Less Calories, More Filling wrote:
"Vic Sagerquist" <address@withheld.com> wrote in message
news:Xns9676A6A99A62vicman@127.0.0.1...
on 15 Jun 2005 in alt.atheism, Mike Painter dropped trou, farted,
whirled,
then shouted:
Are the end times near?
The ice cream vendor just drove by. As he came into sound range I
heard
"Jingle bells" and as he faded it was "Silent night"
I've always wondered how Aussie children reconciled the notion that
Santa
arrives in a sleigh during the summer time.
He wears shorts and a singlet and is pulled by 8 white kangaroos.
There's
even a Christmas carol about it...."Eight White Boomers"! The big
problem
is that most Australian homes don't have a chimney...so when I used to
be a
shopping center Santa it was either "Your mum and dad let me in" or "I
have
a magic key that opens the doors just for me".
Wait up... I think we all need to see a picture of you in shorts and a
singlet!! :-)
Amnesty International consider that too much of a violation of human rights!
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16 Jun 2005 05:08:43 PM |
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On Wed, 15 Jun 2005 18:22:34 -0500, Vic Sagerquist <address@withheld.com> wrote:
on 15 Jun 2005 in alt.atheism, Mike Painter dropped trou, farted, whirled,
then shouted:
Are the end times near?
The ice cream vendor just drove by. As he came into sound range I heard
"Jingle bells" and as he faded it was "Silent night"
I've always wondered how Aussie children reconciled the notion that Santa
arrives in a sleigh during the summer time.
I seem to recall, from when the kids were little, a song about, "Six white
Boomers, on Santa Clause Australian run"
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Puck Greenman
The spelling, Like any opinion stated here,
is purely my own
#162 BAAWA Knight.
Plonked by Rob Duncan
Na bister 500,000
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| User: "Masked Avenger" |
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17 Jun 2005 05:42:29 AM |
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Dubh Ghall wrote:
On Wed, 15 Jun 2005 18:22:34 -0500, Vic Sagerquist <address@withheld.com> wrote:
on 15 Jun 2005 in alt.atheism, Mike Painter dropped trou, farted, whirled,
then shouted:
Are the end times near?
The ice cream vendor just drove by. As he came into sound range I heard
"Jingle bells" and as he faded it was "Silent night"
I've always wondered how Aussie children reconciled the notion that Santa
arrives in a sleigh during the summer time.
I seem to recall, from when the kids were little, a song about, "Six white
Boomers, on Santa Clause Australian run"
Yep .... Rolf Harris ..... 'Six White Boomers' ......
(Harrison - Brown) Ardmore & Beechwood Ltd / EMI (P) 1965
Arr. Johnnie Spence - Produced by George Martin
Early on one Christmas Day, a Joey Kanga-roo
Was far from home and lost in a great big zoo
Mummy, where's my mummy, they've taken her a-way
We'll help you find your mummy son, hop on the sleigh
[Verse:]
Up beside the bag of toys, little Joey hopped
But they had'nt gone far when Santa stopped
Un-harnessed all the reindeer and Joey wondered why
Then he heard a far off booming in the sky
[Chorus:]
Six white boomers, snow white boomers
Racing Santa Claus through the blazing sun
Six white boomers, snow white boomers
.. On his Aus-tra-lian run
Pretty soon old Santa began to feel the heat
Took his fur-lined boots off to cool his feet
Into one popped Joey, feeling quite OK
While those old man kangaroos kept pulling on the sleigh
Joey said to Santa, Santa, what about the toys
Aren't you giving some to these girls and boys
They've all got their presents son, we were here last night
This trip is an extra trip, Joey's special flight
Soon the sleigh was flashing past, right over Marble Bar
Slow down there, cried Santa, it can't be far
Come up on my lap son, and have a look around
There she is, that's mummy, bounding up and down
Well that's the bestest Christmas treat that Joey ever had
Curled up in mother's pouch all snug and glad
The last they saw was Santa headed northward from the sun
The only year the boomers worked a double run
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Masked Avenger
aa#2224
EAC Chief Technician in charge of remotely rigging Fundie 'Spell
Checkers' so they all look like hick home schooled yokels
Does Schroedinger's cat have 18 half lives ?
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17 Jun 2005 06:45:53 AM |
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Masked Avenger wrote:
Yep .... Rolf Harris ..... 'Six White Boomers' ......
(Harrison - Brown) Ardmore & Beechwood Ltd / EMI (P) 1965
Arr. Johnnie Spence - Produced by George Martin
[...]
Rather sappy, but still beats "Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer".
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Andrew Lias
(who's more of a "Christmas at Ground Zero" kind of guy)
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| User: "Robibnikoff" |
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17 Jun 2005 07:33:49 AM |
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"Andrew Lias" <anrwlias@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:1119008753.737833.135160@o13g2000cwo.googlegroups.com...
Masked Avenger wrote:
Yep .... Rolf Harris ..... 'Six White Boomers' ......
(Harrison - Brown) Ardmore & Beechwood Ltd / EMI (P) 1965
Arr. Johnnie Spence - Produced by George Martin
[...]
Rather sappy, but still beats "Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer".
***** you! You just put me in "Bad Song Hell". Grrrrrrr :)
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Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
#1557
Science doesn't burn people at the stake for disagreeing - Vic Sagerquist
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| User: "skyeyes" |
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17 Jun 2005 01:40:34 PM |
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Robibnikoff wrote:
Rather sappy, but still beats "Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer".
***** you! You just put me in "Bad Song Hell". Grrrrrrr :)
Hey! You should get a load of me doing that song with my banjo, a
floppy ol' farmer's hat, and with my front teeth blacked out. <G>
Brenda Nelson, A.A.#34
EAC Professor of Feline Thermometrics and Cat-Herding
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17 Jun 2005 03:03:53 PM |
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"skyeyes" <skyeyes@dakotacom.net> wrote in message
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Robibnikoff wrote:
Rather sappy, but still beats "Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer".
***** you! You just put me in "Bad Song Hell". Grrrrrrr :)
Hey! You should get a load of me doing that song with my banjo, a
floppy ol' farmer's hat, and with my front teeth blacked out. <G>
SNORT!
I remember the first time my then-boyfriend, now-husband showed me how you
can quickly black out your teeth using small pieces of that dark paper
around a Reece's Peanut Butter Cup - In the office where we both worked no
less! :)
Also, did you know that if you jam a piece of popped popcorn on your front
teeth, it'll stick? Real quick way to get that Village Idiot look :D
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Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
#1557
Science doesn't burn people at the stake for disagreeing - Vic Sagerquist
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17 Jun 2005 06:17:34 PM |
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Robibnikoff wrote:
Also, did you know that if you jam a piece of popped popcorn on your front
teeth, it'll stick? Real quick way to get that Village Idiot look :D
I've never tried the popcorn thing, but you can make *great* vampire
teeth with chewing gum. ;-)
Brenda Nelson, A.A.#34
EAC Professor of Feline Thermometrics and Cat-Herding
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18 Jun 2005 12:37:49 AM |
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Andrew Lias wrote:
Masked Avenger wrote:
Yep .... Rolf Harris ..... 'Six White Boomers' ......
(Harrison - Brown) Ardmore & Beechwood Ltd / EMI (P) 1965
Arr. Johnnie Spence - Produced by George Martin
[...]
Rather sappy, but still beats "Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer".
--
Andrew Lias
(who's more of a "Christmas at Ground Zero" kind of guy)
Oh, it's Sappy alright ...... I actually cringe when I hear it .....
My favourite Xmas song is Weird Al Yankovic's 'The Nite Santa Went
Crazy'......
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Masked Avenger
aa#2224
EAC Chief Technician in charge of remotely rigging Fundie 'Spell
Checkers' so they all look like hick home schooled yokels
Does Schroedinger's cat have 18 half lives ?
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| User: "Vic Sagerquist" |
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17 Jun 2005 12:19:04 PM |
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on 17 Jun 2005 in alt.atheism, Andrew Lias dropped trou, farted, whirled,
then shouted:
Masked Avenger wrote:
Yep .... Rolf Harris ..... 'Six White Boomers' ......
(Harrison - Brown) Ardmore & Beechwood Ltd / EMI (P) 1965
Arr. Johnnie Spence - Produced by George Martin
[...]
Rather sappy, but still beats "Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer".
You should hear my song, "Crushed Elves" (They got in Santa's Way)
Or maybe not.
--
Vic Sagerquist
aa#2011
Supervisor, EAC Department of little adhesive-backed "L" shaped
chrome-plastic doo-dads to add feet to Jesus fish department
Plonked by Jason Gastrich for all eternity...
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As you were, I was. As I am, you will be.
--- Hunter S. Thompson
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17 Jun 2005 12:34:17 PM |
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"Vic Sagerquist" <address@withheld.com> wrote in message
news:Xns96786909E9E4Bvicman@127.0.0.1...
on 17 Jun 2005 in alt.atheism, Andrew Lias dropped trou, farted, whirled,
then shouted:
Masked Avenger wrote:
Yep .... Rolf Harris ..... 'Six White Boomers' ......
(Harrison - Brown) Ardmore & Beechwood Ltd / EMI (P) 1965
Arr. Johnnie Spence - Produced by George Martin
[...]
Rather sappy, but still beats "Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer".
You should hear my song, "Crushed Elves" (They got in Santa's Way)
Or maybe not.
<chuckle> Sounds like a potential classic! :)
Hey, the witchling's favorite Xmas song is "Jingle Bells, Batman smells,
Robin laid an egg, etc., etc." (Not that I really appreciate hearing it year
round) :)
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Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
#1557
Science doesn't burn people at the stake for disagreeing - Vic Sagerquist
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17 Jun 2005 01:30:54 PM |
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Robibnikoff wrote:
"Vic Sagerquist" <address@withheld.com> wrote in message
news:Xns96786909E9E4Bvicman@127.0.0.1...
on 17 Jun 2005 in alt.atheism, Andrew Lias dropped trou, farted,
whirled, then shouted:
Masked Avenger wrote:
Yep .... Rolf Harris ..... 'Six White Boomers' ......
(Harrison - Brown) Ardmore & Beechwood Ltd / EMI (P) 1965
Arr. Johnnie Spence - Produced by George Martin
[...]
Rather sappy, but still beats "Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer".
You should hear my song, "Crushed Elves" (They got in Santa's Way)
Or maybe not.
<chuckle> Sounds like a potential classic! :)
Hey, the witchling's favorite Xmas song is "Jingle Bells, Batman smells,
Robin laid an egg, etc., etc." (Not that I really appreciate hearing it
year round) :)
You laid an egg?! Is there a video?
--
Kevin Anthoney
kanthoney[a]dsl.pipex.com
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17 Jun 2005 03:01:17 PM |
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"Kevin Anthoney" <kevin_anthoney@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:gLCdnS434prSii7fRVnysQ@pipex.net...
Robibnikoff wrote:
"Vic Sagerquist" <address@withheld.com> wrote in message
news:Xns96786909E9E4Bvicman@127.0.0.1...
on 17 Jun 2005 in alt.atheism, Andrew Lias dropped trou, farted,
whirled, then shouted:
Masked Avenger wrote:
Yep .... Rolf Harris ..... 'Six White Boomers' ......
(Harrison - Brown) Ardmore & Beechwood Ltd / EMI (P) 1965
Arr. Johnnie Spence - Produced by George Martin
[...]
Rather sappy, but still beats "Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer".
You should hear my song, "Crushed Elves" (They got in Santa's Way)
Or maybe not.
<chuckle> Sounds like a potential classic! :)
Hey, the witchling's favorite Xmas song is "Jingle Bells, Batman smells,
Robin laid an egg, etc., etc." (Not that I really appreciate hearing it
year round) :)
You laid an egg?! Is there a video?
Shsssh! It's a secret! :)
(Note my name spelling <cough>) :)
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Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
#1557
Science doesn't burn people at the stake for disagreeing - Vic Sagerquist
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18 Jun 2005 05:40:08 AM |
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Robibnikoff wrote:
"Kevin Anthoney" <kevin_anthoney@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:gLCdnS434prSii7fRVnysQ@pipex.net...
Robibnikoff wrote:
"Vic Sagerquist" <address@withheld.com> wrote in message
news:Xns96786909E9E4Bvicman@127.0.0.1...
on 17 Jun 2005 in alt.atheism, Andrew Lias dropped trou, farted,
whirled, then shouted:
Masked Avenger wrote:
Yep .... Rolf Harris ..... 'Six White Boomers' ......
(Harrison - Brown) Ardmore & Beechwood Ltd / EMI (P) 1965
Arr. Johnnie Spence - Produced by George Martin
[...]
Rather sappy, but still beats "Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer".
You should hear my song, "Crushed Elves" (They got in Santa's Way)
Or maybe not.
<chuckle> Sounds like a potential classic! :)
Hey, the witchling's favorite Xmas song is "Jingle Bells, Batman
smells, Robin laid an egg, etc., etc." (Not that I really appreciate
hearing it year round) :)
You laid an egg?! Is there a video?
Shsssh! It's a secret! :)
(Note my name spelling <cough>) :)
Yeah, I know, but I felt teasing had a higher priority than spelling :)
--
Kevin Anthoney
kanthoney[a]dsl.pipex.com
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18 Jun 2005 05:46:12 AM |
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"Kevin Anthoney" <kevin_anthoney@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:7sqdnQ7zG8TkZy7fRVnyuw@pipex.net...
Robibnikoff wrote:
"Kevin Anthoney" <kevin_anthoney@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:gLCdnS434prSii7fRVnysQ@pipex.net...
Robibnikoff wrote:
"Vic Sagerquist" <address@withheld.com> wrote in message
news:Xns96786909E9E4Bvicman@127.0.0.1...
on 17 Jun 2005 in alt.atheism, Andrew Lias dropped trou, farted,
whirled, then shouted:
Masked Avenger wrote:
Yep .... Rolf Harris ..... 'Six White Boomers' ......
(Harrison - Brown) Ardmore & Beechwood Ltd / EMI (P) 1965
Arr. Johnnie Spence - Produced by George Martin
[...]
Rather sappy, but still beats "Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer".
You should hear my song, "Crushed Elves" (They got in Santa's Way)
Or maybe not.
<chuckle> Sounds like a potential classic! :)
Hey, the witchling's favorite Xmas song is "Jingle Bells, Batman
smells, Robin laid an egg, etc., etc." (Not that I really appreciate
hearing it year round) :)
You laid an egg?! Is there a video?
Shsssh! It's a secret! :)
(Note my name spelling <cough>) :)
Yeah, I know, but I felt teasing had a higher priority than spelling :)
Golly gee willikers! Color me unsurprised ;)
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Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
#1557
Science doesn't burn people at the stake for disagreeing - Vic Sagerquist
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17 Jun 2005 01:46:58 PM |
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on 17 Jun 2005 in alt.atheism, Kevin Anthoney dropped trou, farted,
whirled, then shouted:
Robibnikoff wrote:
"Vic Sagerquist" <address@withheld.com> wrote in message
news:Xns96786909E9E4Bvicman@127.0.0.1...
on 17 Jun 2005 in alt.atheism, Andrew Lias dropped trou, farted,
whirled, then shouted:
Masked Avenger wrote:
Yep .... Rolf Harris ..... 'Six White Boomers' ......
(Harrison - Brown) Ardmore & Beechwood Ltd / EMI (P) 1965
Arr. Johnnie Spence - Produced by George Martin
[...]
Rather sappy, but still beats "Grandma Got Run Over by a
Reindeer".
You should hear my song, "Crushed Elves" (They got in Santa's Way)
Or maybe not.
<chuckle> Sounds like a potential classic! :)
Hey, the witchling's favorite Xmas song is "Jingle Bells, Batman
smells, Robin laid an egg, etc., etc." (Not that I really appreciate
hearing it year round) :)
You laid an egg?! Is there a video?
I hear the DVD is already on the street.
--
Vic Sagerquist
aa#2011
Supervisor, EAC Department of little adhesive-backed "L" shaped
chrome-plastic doo-dads to add feet to Jesus fish department
Plonked by Jason Gastrich for all eternity...
______________
As you were, I was. As I am, you will be.
--- Hunter S. Thompson
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17 Jun 2005 02:01:43 PM |
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On Fri, 17 Jun 2005 13:46:58 -0500, Vic Sagerquist
<address@withheld.com> wrote:
on 17 Jun 2005 in alt.atheism, Kevin Anthoney dropped trou, farted,
whirled, then shouted:
Robibnikoff wrote:
"Vic Sagerquist" <address@withheld.com> wrote in message
news:Xns96786909E9E4Bvicman@127.0.0.1...
on 17 Jun 2005 in alt.atheism, Andrew Lias dropped trou, farted,
whirled, then shouted:
Masked Avenger wrote:
Yep .... Rolf Harris ..... 'Six White Boomers' ......
(Harrison - Brown) Ardmore & Beechwood Ltd / EMI (P) 1965
Arr. Johnnie Spence - Produced by George Martin
[...]
Rather sappy, but still beats "Grandma Got Run Over by a
Reindeer".
You should hear my song, "Crushed Elves" (They got in Santa's Way)
Or maybe not.
<chuckle> Sounds like a potential classic! :)
Hey, the witchling's favorite Xmas song is "Jingle Bells, Batman
smells, Robin laid an egg, etc., etc." (Not that I really appreciate
hearing it year round) :)
You laid an egg?! Is there a video?
I hear the DVD is already on the street.
It took a month to wipe the smile off the egg's...umm... face.
--
zamboni #2139
BAAWA Assistant to the Vice-Administrator of Malevolence
EAC Tertiary Adjunct to the Dispenser of Obfuscation.
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17 Jun 2005 03:04:35 PM |
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On Fri, 17 Jun 2005 13:46:58 -0500, Vic Sagerquist
<address@withheld.com> wrote:
on 17 Jun 2005 in alt.atheism, Kevin Anthoney dropped trou, farted,
whirled, then shouted:
Robibnikoff wrote:
"Vic Sagerquist" <address@withheld.com> wrote in message
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on 17 Jun 2005 in alt.atheism, Andrew Lias dropped trou, farted,
whirled, then shouted:
Masked Avenger wrote:
Yep .... Rolf Harris ..... 'Six White Boomers' ......
(Harrison - Brown) Ardmore & Beechwood Ltd / EMI (P) 1965
Arr. Johnnie Spence - Produced by George Martin
[...]
Rather sappy, but still beats "Grandma Got Run Over by a
Reindeer".
You should hear my song, "Crushed Elves" (They got in Santa's Way)
Or maybe not.
<chuckle> Sounds like a potential classic! :)
Hey, the witchling's favorite Xmas song is "Jingle Bells, Batman
smells, Robin laid an egg, etc., etc." (Not that I really appreciate
hearing it year round) :)
You laid an egg?! Is there a video?
I hear the DVD is already on the street.
It took a month to wipe the smile off the egg's...umm... face.
Is it just me or is there fun being had at my expense? Hrumph! ;)
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Resident Witchypoo
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Science doesn't burn people at the stake for disagreeing - Vic Sagerquist
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17 Jun 2005 06:10:22 PM |
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on 17 Jun 2005 in alt.atheism, Robibnikoff dropped trou, farted,
whirled, then shouted:
You laid an egg?! Is there a video?
I hear the DVD is already on the street.
It took a month to wipe the smile off the egg's...umm... face.
Is it just me or is there fun being had at my expense? Hrumph! ;)
Yup, it's you. :-)
--
Vic Sagerquist
aa#2011
Supervisor, EAC Department of little adhesive-backed "L" shaped
chrome-plastic doo-dads to add feet to Jesus fish department
Plonked by Jason Gastrich for all eternity...
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As you were, I was. As I am, you will be.
--- Hunter S. Thompson
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| User: "Mike Painter" |
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17 Jun 2005 10:47:05 PM |
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Robibnikoff wrote:
"Vic Sagerquist" <address@withheld.com> wrote in message
news:Xns96786909E9E4Bvicman@127.0.0.1...
on 17 Jun 2005 in alt.atheism, Andrew Lias dropped trou, farted,
whirled, then shouted:
Masked Avenger wrote:
Yep .... Rolf Harris ..... 'Six White Boomers' ......
(Harrison - Brown) Ardmore & Beechwood Ltd / EMI (P) 1965
Arr. Johnnie Spence - Produced by George Martin
[...]
Rather sappy, but still beats "Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer".
You should hear my song, "Crushed Elves" (They got in Santa's Way)
Or maybe not.
<chuckle> Sounds like a potential classic! :)
Hey, the witchling's favorite Xmas song is "Jingle Bells, Batman
smells, Robin laid an egg, etc., etc." (Not that I really appreciate
hearing it year round) :)
I just remembered the Gaham Wilson cartoon with an evil looking Santa Claus
coming out of the chimney glaring at a little boy in bed. "What's this about
you being a bad boy?" was the essence of the caption
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| User: "Michelle Malkin" |
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| Title: Re: Should I be worried? |
18 Jun 2005 03:34:18 AM |
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"Mike Painter" <mddotpainter@sbcglobal.net> wrote in message
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Robibnikoff wrote:
"Vic Sagerquist" <address@withheld.com> wrote in message
news:Xns96786909E9E4Bvicman@127.0.0.1...
on 17 Jun 2005 in alt.atheism, Andrew Lias dropped trou, farted,
whirled, then shouted:
Masked Avenger wrote:
Yep .... Rolf Harris ..... 'Six White Boomers' ......
(Harrison - Brown) Ardmore & Beechwood Ltd / EMI (P) 1965
Arr. Johnnie Spence - Produced by George Martin
[...]
Rather sappy, but still beats "Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer".
You should hear my song, "Crushed Elves" (They got in Santa's Way)
Or maybe not.
<chuckle> Sounds like a potential classic! :)
Hey, the witchling's favorite Xmas song is "Jingle Bells, Batman
smells, Robin laid an egg, etc., etc." (Not that I really appreciate
hearing it year round) :)
I just remembered the Gaham Wilson cartoon with an evil looking Santa
Claus
coming out of the chimney glaring at a little boy in bed. "What's this
about
you being a bad boy?" was the essence of the caption
I like the one where a skeleton in a Santa Claus suit is found
inside a chimney. ;-)
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| User: "Siobhan Burke" |
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19 Jun 2005 06:37:03 AM |
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In article <hO2dnTNONqcZQS7fRVn-gQ@comcast.com>, hypatiab7
@comcast.net says...
"Mike Painter" <mddotpainter@sbcglobal.net> wrote in message
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Robibnikoff wrote:
"Vic Sagerquist" <address@withheld.com> wrote in message
news:Xns96786909E9E4Bvicman@127.0.0.1...
on 17 Jun 2005 in alt.atheism, Andrew Lias dropped trou, farted,
whirled, then shouted:
Masked Avenger wrote:
Yep .... Rolf Harris ..... 'Six White Boomers' ......
(Harrison - Brown) Ardmore & Beechwood Ltd / EMI (P) 1965
Arr. Johnnie Spence - Produced by George Martin
[...]
Rather sappy, but still beats "Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer".
You should hear my song, "Crushed Elves" (They got in Santa's Way)
Or maybe not.
<chuckle> Sounds like a potential classic! :)
Hey, the witchling's favorite Xmas song is "Jingle Bells, Batman
smells, Robin laid an egg, etc., etc." (Not that I really appreciate
hearing it year round) :)
I just remembered the Gaham Wilson cartoon with an evil looking Santa
Claus
coming out of the chimney glaring at a little boy in bed. "What's this
about
you being a bad boy?" was the essence of the caption
I like the one where a skeleton in a Santa Claus suit is found
inside a chimney. ;-)
"Well, we found out what's been clogging your chimney since
last December, Miss Emmy."
I always wanted Christmas cards with that cartoon on them. :)
--
Siobhan - a.a. #2201
siobhan.burke@CARRIERatt.net
Drop CARRIER to email
"But as a general rule, when things look bad there's always some
***** who can make them worse." -- Terry Pratchett
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| User: "Andrew Lias" |
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20 Jun 2005 08:50:16 AM |
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Michelle Malkin wrote:
I like the one where a skeleton in a Santa Claus suit is found
inside a chimney. ;-)
My personal favorite variation on this theme comes from The Parking Lot
is Full:
http://plif.andkon.com/archive/wc062.gif
The caption is, "Sally and Mikey discover the *real* reason why parents
won't let their kids wait up for Santa Clause."
The picture is of a giant spider in a Santa outfit putting presents
under the tree with a couple of very freaked out kids in the
background.
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Andrew Lias
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| User: "Robibnikoff" |
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| Title: Re: Should I be worried? |
18 Jun 2005 05:20:29 AM |
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"Mike Painter" <mddotpainter@sbcglobal.net> wrote in message
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Robibnikoff wrote:
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Hey, the witchling's favorite Xmas song is "Jingle Bells, Batman
smells, Robin laid an egg, etc., etc." (Not that I really appreciate
hearing it year round) :)
I just remembered the Gaham Wilson cartoon with an evil looking Santa
Claus coming out of the chimney glaring at a little boy in bed. "What's
this about you being a bad boy?" was the essence of the caption
Gaaah! His cartoons totally creeped me out ;)
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Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
#1557
Science doesn't burn people at the stake for disagreeing - Vic Sagerquist
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