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Topic: Religions > Atheism
User: "Lars Eighner"
Date: 11 Jul 2006 09:50:57 AM
Object: Shrooms as Good as Religion
Scientists have proven that the experience of eating psychedelic mushrooms
is identical with religious experience. However, scientists discovered
importand differences between mushrooms and christians: christians
voluntarily keep themselves in the dark and feed themselves *****.
--
Rev. Lars Eighner, ULC
http://www.larseighner.com/
The Mint Jelly of GodŽ -- The World's Best Atheist -- Unholier Than Thou
First Church of Electro-Baptism ***Atheist #1965*** One Short Circuit to Jesus
"I thank heaven for a man like Adolf Hitler" --Frank Buchman, U.S. evangelist
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User: "Kate "

Title: Re: Shrooms as Good as Religion 11 Jul 2006 12:19:01 PM
On Tue, 11 Jul 2006 09:50:57 -0500, Lars Eighner
<usenet@larseighner.com> wrote:

Scientists have proven that the experience of eating psychedelic mushrooms
is identical with religious experience. However, scientists discovered
importand differences between mushrooms and christians: christians
voluntarily keep themselves in the dark and feed themselves *****.

I did shrooms a couple times way back when I was young. I can't say I
think much of this so-called 'mystical experience'. Lots of colors,
your body eliminates water so, lots of kleenex and sweating. It was a
pretty effect at first and then majorly annoying because when I was
tired of it, it wouldn't stop. I never felt a part of anything else.
.
User: "nerfgun"

Title: Re: Shrooms as Good as Religion 11 Jul 2006 12:31:15 PM
There is a popular theory which states that humanity's ancestors 'woke
up' to sentience when they came upon - and ate - some funny mushrooms
or some other kind of psychotropic substance.
Wouldn't it be ironic if mushrooms 'created' the gods in the first
place?
Putting my (extremely) cynical hat on for a second, I am tempted to say
all religion is ***** anyways, so it makes sense that the idea
originally came from something that actually grew in the stuff.
.
User: "johac"

Title: Re: Shrooms as Good as Religion 12 Jul 2006 01:06:20 AM
In article <1152639075.236480.188260@m73g2000cwd.googlegroups.com>,
"nerfgun" <nerfgun@gmail.com> wrote:

There is a popular theory which states that humanity's ancestors 'woke
up' to sentience when they came upon - and ate - some funny mushrooms
or some other kind of psychotropic substance.

Wouldn't it be ironic if mushrooms 'created' the gods in the first
place?

Putting my (extremely) cynical hat on for a second, I am tempted to say
all religion is ***** anyways, so it makes sense that the idea
originally came from something that actually grew in the stuff.

I thought that this thread might be referring to this article:
http://tinyurl.com/e6fvn
--
John Hachmann aa #1782
"Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities"
-Voltaire
Contact - Throw a .net over the .com
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User: "stoney"

Title: Re: Shrooms as Good as Religion 17 Jul 2006 10:26:31 PM
On 11 Jul 2006 10:31:15 -0700, "nerfgun" <nerfgun@gmail.com> wrote in
alt.atheism

There is a popular theory which states that humanity's ancestors 'woke
up' to sentience when they came upon - and ate - some funny mushrooms
or some other kind of psychotropic substance.

Wouldn't it be ironic if mushrooms 'created' the gods in the first
place?

Putting my (extremely) cynical hat on for a second, I am tempted to say
all religion is ***** anyways, so it makes sense that the idea
originally came from something that actually grew in the stuff.

Religion (superstition with a nomenclature upgrade) is *****.
--
Fundies and trolls are cordially invited to
shove a wooden cross up their arses and rotate
at a high rate of speed. I trust you'll
be 'blessed' with a plethora of splinters.
.




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