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"Blast Femur" |
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30 Sep 2003 11:29:39 PM |
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Silly church sign |
I saw this one on the way home.
"This is a ch--ch. What is missing?"
I never knew that building was a chmech.
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Blast Femur
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So, what are you going to do with the first 18,547,387,259,122,090 years of
eternity?
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| User: "Byron" |
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| Title: Re: Silly church sign |
01 Oct 2003 12:34:27 AM |
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Blast Femur <youwish@yeah.com> wrote in news:Xns9406DA8CF76DFblastfemur@
204.127.204.17:
I saw this one on the way home.
"This is a ch--ch. What is missing?"
I never knew that building was a chmech.
One by my work: "Praying: God's Wireless Network"
Byron
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| User: "John Hattan" |
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| Title: Re: Silly church sign |
01 Oct 2003 09:09:35 AM |
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Byron <idonthinkso@shaw.ca> wrote:
Blast Femur <youwish@yeah.com> wrote in news:Xns9406DA8CF76DFblastfemur@
204.127.204.17:
I saw this one on the way home.
"This is a ch--ch. What is missing?"
I never knew that building was a chmech.
One by my work: "Praying: God's Wireless Network"
Mine recently had "God listens to knee-mail"
---
John Hattan Grand High UberPope - First Church of Shatnerology
john@thecodezone.com http://www.shatnerology.com
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| User: "L. Raymond" |
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| Title: Re: Silly church sign |
01 Oct 2003 12:47:07 PM |
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John Hattan <john@thecodezone.com> wrote:
Byron <idonthinkso@shaw.ca> wrote:
Blast Femur <youwish@yeah.com> wrote in news:Xns9406DA8CF76DFblastfemur@
204.127.204.17:
I saw this one on the way home.
"This is a ch--ch. What is missing?"
I never knew that building was a chmech.
One by my work: "Praying: God's Wireless Network"
Mine recently had "God listens to knee-mail"
Recently, my favorite sign is a billboard making fun of "Church"
signs Texas has on the highway. They're little yellow diamonds, like
generic warning signs, and they just say "Church" so passers by will
know there's a church around. Of course, they never say Synagogue,
Majid, Shrine or anything else. Anyhow, some defensive driving
company has a billboard with which reads "Exorcise your speed demon"
and on one side is a little yellow diamond sign with the company's
name on it. I thought it was very amusing.
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| User: "spakka" |
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| Title: Re: Silly church sign |
01 Oct 2003 02:08:14 AM |
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Byron wrote:
Blast Femur <youwish@yeah.com> wrote in news:Xns9406DA8CF76DFblastfemur@
204.127.204.17:
I saw this one on the way home.
"This is a ch--ch. What is missing?"
I never knew that building was a chmech.
One by my work: "Praying: God's Wireless Network"
Byron
Some fucking wireless network - the traffic's all one way.
Unless you count occasional commands to kill prostitutes or your
children.
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| User: "Bill Shroyer, The Avender" |
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| Title: Re: Silly church sign |
01 Oct 2003 10:41:32 AM |
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In alt.atheism on Wed, 01 Oct 2003 07:08:14 GMT, spakka
<usenet_spam@m16.demon.co.uk> wrote:
Byron wrote:
Blast Femur <youwish@yeah.com> wrote in news:Xns9406DA8CF76DFblastfemur@
204.127.204.17:
I saw this one on the way home.
"This is a ch--ch. What is missing?"
I never knew that building was a chmech.
One by my work: "Praying: God's Wireless Network"
Byron
Some fucking wireless network - the traffic's all one way.
Unless you count occasional commands to kill prostitutes or your
children.
I recently had to visit the parents again. They have little magnetic
versions of those "Quotes from God" signs.
You know, someone should sue the makers of those signs on God's
behalf. It's clearly forgery. Like people represent invalids, coma
patients and others who can't represent themselves, seems to me
there'd be a fairly sound legal theory for representing those who
can't defend themselves, which God apparently can't. It's not the
court's job to determine the existence or non-existence of God, so you
can't claim it's defending the non-existent (such wouldn't be legally
viable). But you might be able to make the argument that if God
exists, there must be some very good reason God doesn't speak for
himself, that he is effectively unable to speak for himself due to one
caveat or another imposed upon such a critter. People dishonestly
putting words in his mouth is just downright _wrong_!!! ;-)
--
L8r,
Avender
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Common is the man who can be fashioned into a
reflection of the era in which he lives.
Rare is the man who can take the era in which
he lives, and fashion it into a reflection
of himself.
- -- - -- - -- - -- - -- - -- - -- - -- - --
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| User: "MarkA" |
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| Title: Re: Silly church sign |
02 Oct 2003 11:01:49 AM |
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On Wed, 01 Oct 2003 07:08:14 +0000, spakka wrote:
Byron wrote:
Blast Femur <youwish@yeah.com> wrote in news:Xns9406DA8CF76DFblastfemur@
204.127.204.17:
I saw this one on the way home.
"This is a ch--ch. What is missing?"
I never knew that building was a chmech.
One by my work: "Praying: God's Wireless Network"
Byron
Some fucking wireless network - the traffic's all one way. Unless you
count occasional commands to kill prostitutes or your children.
God uses a lot of "Write-Only Memory"
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MarkA
(still caught in the maze of twisty little passages, all different)
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| User: "Just Jak!" |
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| Title: Re: Silly church sign |
01 Oct 2003 09:44:15 AM |
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spakka <usenet_spam@m16.demon.co.uk> wrote in message news:<y3veb.5433$2J1.46240885@news-text.cableinet.net>...
Byron wrote:
Blast Femur <youwish@yeah.com> wrote in news:Xns9406DA8CF76DFblastfemur@
204.127.204.17:
I saw this one on the way home.
"This is a ch--ch. What is missing?"
I never knew that building was a chmech.
One by my work: "Praying: God's Wireless Network"
Byron
Some fucking wireless network - the traffic's all one way.
Unless you count occasional commands to kill prostitutes or your
children.
I like the one I saw.
"P.U.S.H. - Pray Until Something Happens"
I suppose the person preying WILL eventually starve to death....;-)
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| User: "sdq" |
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| Title: Re: Silly church sign |
02 Oct 2003 01:21:05 PM |
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Blast Femur wrote:
I saw this one on the way home.
"This is a ch--ch. What is missing?"
I never knew that building was a chmech.
<My other house of whore_ship is a synagogue>
sdq
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| User: "Ian" |
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| Title: Re: Silly church sign |
01 Oct 2003 12:49:36 PM |
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In article <Xns9406DA8CF76DFblastfemur@204.127.204.17>, said...
I saw this one on the way home.
"This is a ch--ch. What is missing?"
I never knew that building was a chmech.
One I saw recently was "Freedom is when Jesus takes over."
(I've never associated "taking over" with "freedom" but...)
--
To reply to me via email, drop the dash in the address.
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| User: "Bob Dog" |
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| Title: Re: Silly church sign |
02 Oct 2003 07:56:15 AM |
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Ian <masakado-ko@yahoo.com> wrote in message news:<MPG.19e4ddbacfb627a0989683@netnews.upenn.edu>...
In article <Xns9406DA8CF76DFblastfemur@204.127.204.17>, said...
I saw this one on the way home.
"This is a ch--ch. What is missing?"
I never knew that building was a chmech.
One I saw recently was "Freedom is when Jesus takes over."
(I've never associated "taking over" with "freedom" but...)
Recently in Itaewon (a large foreigner/shopping district in
Seoul) I saw two pathetic t-shi(r)ts for sale:
"When in doubt, read the manual." (I think I need not explain
what toilet paper they refer to.)
"Lord's Gym" featuring a gimp doing pushups with a cross on
his back.
I have *got* to get one of those "Bush the Terrorist" shirts
or make the "John Hinckley fucked up!" shirt (featuring a
picture of a certain political event) that I have always
wanted....
Bob Dog
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| User: "Bill, The Avender" |
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| Title: Re: Silly church sign |
01 Oct 2003 07:05:00 PM |
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In alt.atheism on Wed, 1 Oct 2003 13:49:36 -0400, Ian
<masakado-ko@yahoo.com> wrote:
In article <Xns9406DA8CF76DFblastfemur@204.127.204.17>, said...
I saw this one on the way home.
"This is a ch--ch. What is missing?"
I never knew that building was a chmech.
One I saw recently was "Freedom is when Jesus takes over."
(I've never associated "taking over" with "freedom" but...)
That's because you're one of them gol'derned "Godless Infidels".
Obviously, liberty has everything to do with taking something over.
Just look at Iraq!
:-)
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L8r,
Avender
- -- - -- - -- - -- - -- - -- - -- - -- - --
Common is the man who can be fashioned into a
reflection of the era in which he lives.
Rare is the man who can take the era in which
he lives, and fashion it into a reflection
of himself.
- -- - -- - -- - -- - -- - -- - -- - -- - --
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| User: "MarkA" |
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| Title: Re: Silly church sign |
02 Oct 2003 11:03:01 AM |
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On Wed, 01 Oct 2003 04:29:39 +0000, Blast Femur wrote:
I saw this one on the way home.
"This is a ch--ch. What is missing?"
I never knew that building was a chmech.
A worldview based on reason?
--
MarkA
(still caught in the maze of twisty little passages, all different)
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