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"Waldtraud" |
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18 Jan 2006 07:43:39 AM |
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sines From Heavean |
"Ray Michael OKeeffe" <raymokee...@888hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:_WYjc.3094$TT.155@news-server.bigpond.net.au...
Signs from Heaven.
What do signs from heaven look like?
mister O'Teeth, the Loard Are God thaught signes from Heavean was a
brilliant idea, but gave up on it when Man interpreted the Burning Bush
as a instruction to set fire to trees.
you See the big probberlem with Heaveanley Sines is the languadge In
witch the Loard hath writtened them. quit clearley The God doth NOT
speak Inglesh like hugh or me - he speaks He Brew so onley peapel who
speak He Brew can unnderstand his signs.
forternately four Us we hafe George Bush and Ariel Sharon (who is NOT
dying of shame becasue he hath got a girls name) who speak God-Talk
flatulently and can interpret for us what The Gods signs say.
but The Loard in his All Encompassing Whishdome hath reacently had a
great idea and christerians around the world are beginning to hear Gods
Audible Sines witch, in witch whey he whispers his Words to thoase who
want to lissen, so that eaven if you do NOT read no He Brew
you will still know what The God wants hugh to do.
the God had this brilleriant idea one day when he realised visual signs
were waisted on Heaveans Blind Folk, so he started shouting his
instructions through a red and while Cone a road accident victim had
givven Him. he Thaught this was great, so he filled up the Hoal of
Heavean with audible Signs and - amuzingly - choase to use the voice Of
Majel Barret ...
the Rest, as they say, is Hosiery.
What is the purpose of a sign from heaven?
this Is a bit of a soare point for The God, Rae. as A omnipotent The
God he has the power to make Practical signs, like when Sombody is just
about to pull the trigger he Couldst pop up in front of the and say
'Oy, though shelt NOT kill' or when a cleric is Calling for a JeeHard
he couldst pop up in front of Everbody and say 'Oy - thou Shelt NOT
take my name in Vein' but he
DOESSENT. he Has been TOLD to on sevveral ocassions but still fails to
Miss the Point.
loaf Form 14
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| User: "the14thdisciple" |
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| Title: Re: sines From Heavean |
18 Jan 2006 08:01:37 AM |
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"Ray Michael OKeeffe" <raymokee...@888hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:_WYjc.3094$TT.155@news-server.bigpond.net.au...
Signs from Heaven.
What do signs from heaven look like?
mister O'Teeth, the Loard Are God thaught signes from Heavean was a
brilliant idea, but gave up on it when Man interpreted the Burning Bush
as a instruction to set fire to trees.
you See the big probberlem with Heaveanley Sines is the languadge In
witch the Loard hath writtened them. quit clearley The God doth NOT
speak Inglesh like hugh or me - he speaks He Brew so onley peapel who
speak He Brew can unnderstand his signs.
forternately four Us we hafe George Bush and Ariel Sharon (who is NOT
dying of shame becasue he hath got a girls name) who speak God-Talk
flatulently and can interpret for us what The Gods signs say.
but The Loard in his All Encompassing Whishdome hath reacently had a
great idea and christerians around the world are beginning to hear Gods
Audible Sines witch, in witch whey he whispers his Words to thoase who
want to lissen, so that eaven if you do NOT read no He Brew you will
still know what The God wants hugh to do.
the God had this brilleriant idea one day when he realised visual signs
were waisted on Heaveans Blind Folk, so he started shouting his
instructions through a red and while Cone a road accident victim had
givven Him. he Thaught this was great, so he filled up the Hoal of
Heavean with audible Signs and - amuzingly - choase to use the voice Of
Majel Barret ...
the Rest, as they say, is Hosiery.
What is the purpose of a sign from heaven?
this Is a bit of a soare point for The God, Rae. as A omnipotent The
God he has the power to make Practical signs, like when Sombody is just
about to pull the trigger he Couldst pop up in front of the and say
'Oy, though shelt NOT kill' or when a cleric is Calling for a JeeHard
he couldst pop up in front of Everbody and say 'Oy - thou Shelt NOT
take my name in Vein' but he DOESSENT. he Has been TOLD to on sevveral
ocassions but still fails to
Miss the Point.
loaf Form 14
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| User: "Woden" |
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| Title: Re: sines From Heavean |
18 Jan 2006 08:53:55 AM |
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"Waldtraud" <the14thdisciple@littleboxes.nl> wrote in
news:1137591819.128330.194200@g14g2000cwa.googlegroups.com:
"Ray Michael OKeeffe" <raymokee...@888hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:_WYjc.3094$TT.155@news-server.bigpond.net.au...
Signs from Heaven.
What do signs from heaven look like?
mister O'Teeth, the Loard Are God thaught signes from Heavean was a
brilliant idea, but gave up on it when Man interpreted the Burning Bush
as a instruction to set fire to trees.
you See the big probberlem with Heaveanley Sines is the languadge In
witch the Loard hath writtened them. quit clearley The God doth NOT
speak Inglesh like hugh or me - he speaks He Brew so onley peapel who
speak He Brew can unnderstand his signs.
forternately four Us we hafe George Bush and Ariel Sharon (who is NOT
dying of shame becasue he hath got a girls name) who speak God-Talk
flatulently and can interpret for us what The Gods signs say.
but The Loard in his All Encompassing Whishdome hath reacently had a
great idea and christerians around the world are beginning to hear Gods
Audible Sines witch, in witch whey he whispers his Words to thoase who
want to lissen, so that eaven if you do NOT read no He Brew
you will still know what The God wants hugh to do.
the God had this brilleriant idea one day when he realised visual signs
were waisted on Heaveans Blind Folk, so he started shouting his
instructions through a red and while Cone a road accident victim had
givven Him. he Thaught this was great, so he filled up the Hoal of
Heavean with audible Signs and - amuzingly - choase to use the voice Of
Majel Barret ...
the Rest, as they say, is Hosiery.
What is the purpose of a sign from heaven?
this Is a bit of a soare point for The God, Rae. as A omnipotent The
God he has the power to make Practical signs, like when Sombody is just
about to pull the trigger he Couldst pop up in front of the and say
'Oy, though shelt NOT kill' or when a cleric is Calling for a JeeHard
he couldst pop up in front of Everbody and say 'Oy - thou Shelt NOT
take my name in Vein' but he
DOESSENT. he Has been TOLD to on sevveral ocassions but still fails to
Miss the Point.
loaf Form 14
Personally, I think that you are trying just a little too hard to parody
the fundies that post crap like this in atheist newsgroups.
--
Woden
"religion is a socio-political system for controlling people's thoughts,
lives and actions based on ancient myths and superstitions, perpetrated
through generations of subtle yet pervasive brainwashing."
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| User: "John Baker" |
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| Title: Re: sines From Heavean |
18 Jan 2006 07:14:55 PM |
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Sines are no big. When we start getting cosines, tangents and vectors,
that'll be the time to worry.
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| User: "Richard Smol" |
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| Title: Re: sines From Heavean |
18 Jan 2006 07:50:08 AM |
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Waldtraud wrote:
"Ray Michael OKeeffe" <raymokee...@888hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:_WYjc.3094$TT.155@news-server.bigpond.net.au...
Signs from Heaven.
What do signs from heaven look like?
mister O'Teeth, the Loard Are God thaught signes from Heavean was a
brilliant idea, but gave up on it when Man interpreted the Burning Bush
as a instruction to set fire to trees.
you See the big probberlem with Heaveanley Sines is the languadge In
witch the Loard hath writtened them. quit clearley The God doth NOT
speak Inglesh like hugh or me - he speaks He Brew so onley peapel who
speak He Brew can unnderstand his signs.
forternately four Us we hafe George Bush and Ariel Sharon (who is NOT
dying of shame becasue he hath got a girls name) who speak God-Talk
flatulently and can interpret for us what The Gods signs say.
but The Loard in his All Encompassing Whishdome hath reacently had a
great idea and christerians around the world are beginning to hear Gods
Audible Sines witch, in witch whey he whispers his Words to thoase who
want to lissen, so that eaven if you do NOT read no He Brew
you will still know what The God wants hugh to do.
the God had this brilleriant idea one day when he realised visual signs
were waisted on Heaveans Blind Folk, so he started shouting his
instructions through a red and while Cone a road accident victim had
givven Him. he Thaught this was great, so he filled up the Hoal of
Heavean with audible Signs and - amuzingly - choase to use the voice Of
Majel Barret ...
the Rest, as they say, is Hosiery.
Idiocy or experimental poetry? You decide...
RS
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| User: "Mark K. Bilbo" |
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| Title: Re: sines From Heavean |
18 Jan 2006 06:41:49 PM |
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In <1137592208.768997.171840@g43g2000cwa.googlegroups.com>, "Richard Smol"
<jazzcat@dds.nl> wrote:
Waldtraud wrote:
"Ray Michael OKeeffe" <raymokee...@888hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:_WYjc.3094$TT.155@news-server.bigpond.net.au...
Signs from Heaven.
What do signs from heaven look like?
mister O'Teeth, the Loard Are God thaught signes from Heavean was a
brilliant idea, but gave up on it when Man interpreted the Burning Bush
as a instruction to set fire to trees.
you See the big probberlem with Heaveanley Sines is the languadge In
witch the Loard hath writtened them. quit clearley The God doth NOT
speak Inglesh like hugh or me - he speaks He Brew so onley peapel who
speak He Brew can unnderstand his signs.
forternately four Us we hafe George Bush and Ariel Sharon (who is NOT
dying of shame becasue he hath got a girls name) who speak God-Talk
flatulently and can interpret for us what The Gods signs say.
but The Loard in his All Encompassing Whishdome hath reacently had a
great idea and christerians around the world are beginning to hear Gods
Audible Sines witch, in witch whey he whispers his Words to thoase who
want to lissen, so that eaven if you do NOT read no He Brew you will
still know what The God wants hugh to do.
the God had this brilleriant idea one day when he realised visual signs
were waisted on Heaveans Blind Folk, so he started shouting his
instructions through a red and while Cone a road accident victim had
givven Him. he Thaught this was great, so he filled up the Hoal of
Heavean with audible Signs and - amuzingly - choase to use the voice Of
Majel Barret ...
the Rest, as they say, is Hosiery.
Idiocy or experimental poetry? You decide...
Are there cosines from heaven?
--
Mark K. Bilbo
--------------------------------------------------
Katrina aftermath pictures
http://www.nola.com/katrinaphotos/user/
"Everything New Orleans"
http://www.nola.com
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| User: "Bob" |
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| Title: Re: sines From Heavean |
18 Jan 2006 06:54:04 PM |
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Mark K. Bilbo wrote:
In <1137592208.768997.171840@g43g2000cwa.googlegroups.com>, "Richard Smol"
<jazzcat@dds.nl> wrote:
Are there cosines from heaven?
No one from heaven is willing to cosine a loan
for me yet!
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| User: "Robibnikoff" |
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| Title: Re: sines From Heavean |
19 Jan 2006 08:50:28 AM |
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"Bob" <rmoss@hvc.rr.com> wrote in message
news:MqBzf.5001$SD.3366@news-wrt-01.rdc-nyc.rr.com...
Mark K. Bilbo wrote:
In <1137592208.768997.171840@g43g2000cwa.googlegroups.com>, "Richard
Smol"
<jazzcat@dds.nl> wrote:
Are there cosines from heaven?
No one from heaven is willing to cosine a loan
for me yet!
Arrrrgh! :)
--
Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
#1557
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| User: "Mike Painter" |
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| Title: Re: sines From Heavean |
18 Jan 2006 07:28:07 PM |
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Mark K. Bilbo wrote:
Idiocy or experimental poetry? You decide...
Are there cosines from heaven?
Don't go off on a tangent here.
Do what the christians want sec and you shall find.
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| User: "Mark K. Bilbo" |
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19 Jan 2006 09:04:02 AM |
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In <HWBzf.14098$Yu.8049@newssvr27.news.prodigy.net>, "Mike Painter"
<mddotpainter@sbcglobal.net> wrote:
Mark K. Bilbo wrote:
Idiocy or experimental poetry? You decide...
Are there cosines from heaven?
Don't go off on a tangent here.
Do what the christians want sec and you shall find.
<subtracts self from thread before the puns become exponential>
--
Mark K. Bilbo
--------------------------------------------------
Katrina aftermath pictures
http://www.nola.com/katrinaphotos/user/
"Everything New Orleans"
http://www.nola.com
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| User: "" |
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19 Jan 2006 09:08:10 AM |
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Mark K. Bilbo wrote:
In <HWBzf.14098$Yu.8049@newssvr27.news.prodigy.net>, "Mike Painter"
<mddotpainter@sbcglobal.net> wrote:
Mark K. Bilbo wrote:
Idiocy or experimental poetry? You decide...
Are there cosines from heaven?
Don't go off on a tangent here.
Do what the christians want sec and you shall find.
<subtracts self from thread before the puns become exponential>
There's really only one proper answer to a mathematics thread on
these newsgroups: http://www.timecube.com/ !!
--
Walt Smith
Firelock on DALNet
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| User: "Mark K. Bilbo" |
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19 Jan 2006 09:48:48 AM |
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In <1137683289.961568.123400@z14g2000cwz.googlegroups.com>,
firelock_ny@hotmail.com wrote:
Mark K. Bilbo wrote:
In <HWBzf.14098$Yu.8049@newssvr27.news.prodigy.net>, "Mike Painter"
<mddotpainter@sbcglobal.net> wrote:
Mark K. Bilbo wrote:
Idiocy or experimental poetry? You decide...
Are there cosines from heaven?
Don't go off on a tangent here.
Do what the christians want sec and you shall find.
<subtracts self from thread before the puns become exponential>
There's really only one proper answer to a mathematics thread on these
newsgroups: http://www.timecube.com/ !!
Sorry, that whack job gives me headaches...
--
Mark K. Bilbo
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Katrina aftermath pictures
http://www.nola.com/katrinaphotos/user/
"Everything New Orleans"
http://www.nola.com
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| User: "Michael Gray" |
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19 Jan 2006 07:07:47 PM |
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On 19 Jan 2006 07:08:10 -0800, wrote:
- Refer: <1137683289.961568.123400@z14g2000cwz.googlegroups.com>
Mark K. Bilbo wrote:
In <HWBzf.14098$Yu.8049@newssvr27.news.prodigy.net>, "Mike Painter"
<mddotpainter@sbcglobal.net> wrote:
Mark K. Bilbo wrote:
Idiocy or experimental poetry? You decide...
Are there cosines from heaven?
Don't go off on a tangent here.
Do what the christians want sec and you shall find.
<subtracts self from thread before the puns become exponential>
There's really only one proper answer to a mathematics thread on
these newsgroups: http://www.timecube.com/ !!
That's a spoof site, surely?
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| User: "Mark K. Bilbo" |
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19 Jan 2006 09:49:12 PM |
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In <pud0t1d5d08m152u6gkjns3mgtpjkt731m@4ax.com>, Michael Gray
<fleetg@newsguy.spam.com> wrote:
On 19 Jan 2006 07:08:10 -0800, wrote:
- Refer: <1137683289.961568.123400@z14g2000cwz.googlegroups.com>
Mark K. Bilbo wrote:
In <HWBzf.14098$Yu.8049@newssvr27.news.prodigy.net>, "Mike Painter"
<mddotpainter@sbcglobal.net> wrote:
Mark K. Bilbo wrote:
Idiocy or experimental poetry? You decide...
Are there cosines from heaven?
Don't go off on a tangent here.
Do what the christians want sec and you shall find.
<subtracts self from thread before the puns become exponential>
There's really only one proper answer to a mathematics thread on these
newsgroups: http://www.timecube.com/ !!
That's a spoof site, surely?
We wish.
--
Mark K. Bilbo
--------------------------------------------------
Katrina aftermath pictures
http://www.nola.com/katrinaphotos/user/
"Everything New Orleans"
http://www.nola.com
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| User: "Michael Gray" |
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19 Jan 2006 02:49:54 AM |
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On Thu, 19 Jan 2006 01:28:07 GMT, "Mike Painter"
<mddotpainter@sbcglobal.net> wrote:
- Refer: <HWBzf.14098$Yu.8049@newssvr27.news.prodigy.net>
Mark K. Bilbo wrote:
Idiocy or experimental poetry? You decide...
Are there cosines from heaven?
Don't go off on a tangent here.
Do what the christians want sec and you shall find.
I think that we are going around in circles here, unless this post is
imaginary, but "i" don't think so, if I'm "right", unless you have an
"opposite" view over my adjacent one.
Putting the Cartesian before the horse.
Don't laugh, I'm series, and not obtuse.
For real, and I'm laying it on the tables, no Hyperbole.
I'm going out in my Vector to a Latin Bay, to get acute tan, which is
the norm, to reveal one's root identity.
I hope it's not anywhere near the polar co-ordinates, lest the sum be
of an infintesimal magnitude, and my apri-cot pi gets cold.
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| User: "Joseph Meehan" |
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19 Jan 2006 05:56:57 AM |
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Michael Gray wrote:
....
I think that we are going around in circles here, unless this post is
imaginary, but "i" don't think so, if I'm "right", unless you have an
"opposite" view over my adjacent one.
Putting the Cartesian before the horse.
Don't laugh, I'm series, and not obtuse.
For real, and I'm laying it on the tables, no Hyperbole.
I'm going out in my Vector to a Latin Bay, to get acute tan, which is
the norm, to reveal one's root identity.
I hope it's not anywhere near the polar co-ordinates, lest the sum be
of an infintesimal magnitude, and my apri-cot pi gets cold.
Now that's beginning to sound like the writings of .... Well I guess
you know who.
--
Joseph Meehan
Dia duit
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| User: "Michael Gray" |
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19 Jan 2006 07:12:12 AM |
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On Thu, 19 Jan 2006 11:56:57 GMT, "Joseph Meehan"
<sligojoe_Spamno@hotmail.com> wrote:
- Refer: <d8Lzf.20120$tK4.1536@tornado.ohiordc.rr.com>
Michael Gray wrote:
...
I think that we are going around in circles here, unless this post is
imaginary, but "i" don't think so, if I'm "right", unless you have an
"opposite" view over my adjacent one.
Putting the Cartesian before the horse.
Don't laugh, I'm series, and not obtuse.
For real, and I'm laying it on the tables, no Hyperbole.
I'm going out in my Vector to a Latin Bay, to get acute tan, which is
the norm, to reveal one's root identity.
I hope it's not anywhere near the polar co-ordinates, lest the sum be
of an infintesimal magnitude, and my apri-cot pi gets cold.
Now that's beginning to sound like the writings of .... Well I guess
you know who.
Erm, no. I have absolutley zero idea.
(Only mathematicians need apply.)
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| User: "Joseph Meehan" |
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19 Jan 2006 12:40:16 PM |
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Michael Gray wrote:
On Thu, 19 Jan 2006 11:56:57 GMT, "Joseph Meehan"
<sligojoe_Spamno@hotmail.com> wrote:
- Refer: <d8Lzf.20120$tK4.1536@tornado.ohiordc.rr.com>
Michael Gray wrote:
...
I think that we are going around in circles here, unless this post
is imaginary, but "i" don't think so, if I'm "right", unless you
have an "opposite" view over my adjacent one.
Putting the Cartesian before the horse.
Don't laugh, I'm series, and not obtuse.
For real, and I'm laying it on the tables, no Hyperbole.
I'm going out in my Vector to a Latin Bay, to get acute tan, which
is the norm, to reveal one's root identity.
I hope it's not anywhere near the polar co-ordinates, lest the sum
be of an infintesimal magnitude, and my apri-cot pi gets cold.
Now that's beginning to sound like the writings of .... Well I
guess you know who.
Erm, no. I have absolutley zero idea.
(Only mathematicians need apply.)
Now don't go giving mathematicians a bad name. I was a math major at
one time. :-)
--
Joseph Meehan
Dia duit
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| User: "Olrik" |
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19 Jan 2006 10:51:44 PM |
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Michael Gray wrote:
On Thu, 19 Jan 2006 01:28:07 GMT, "Mike Painter"
<mddotpainter@sbcglobal.net> wrote:
- Refer: <HWBzf.14098$Yu.8049@newssvr27.news.prodigy.net>
Mark K. Bilbo wrote:
Idiocy or experimental poetry? You decide...
Are there cosines from heaven?
Don't go off on a tangent here.
Do what the christians want sec and you shall find.
I think that we are going around in circles here, unless this post is
imaginary, but "i" don't think so, if I'm "right", unless you have an
"opposite" view over my adjacent one.
Putting the Cartesian before the horse.
Don't laugh, I'm series, and not obtuse.
For real, and I'm laying it on the tables, no Hyperbole.
I'm going out in my Vector to a Latin Bay, to get acute tan, which is
the norm, to reveal one's root identity.
I hope it's not anywhere near the polar co-ordinates, lest the sum be
of an infintesimal magnitude, and my apri-cot pi gets cold.
That was infinitely funny. You're my zero!
--
Olrik
aa #1981
Qualified SMASH member
EAC Chief Food Inspector, Bacon Division
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