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Religions > Atheism |
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"The Palindrome Would Be Notyalc...It Dont Work" |
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17 Oct 2004 07:33:40 PM |
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Sinfest |
http://www.sinfest.net/
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THE R E S I S T A N C E :
Election news:
· Slim Fast Veterans For Truth attack Whoopi Goldberg's dietary record. "She
never really drank any of that stuff," says the group's spokesperson. "She
is unfit to lead fat people."
· ***** Cheney insists on link between Al Qaeda and Kevin Bacon. Al Qaeda was
trained by the CIA which was created by Harry Truman who dropped the bomb
which was conceived by the Manhattan Project which was a movie starring John
Lithgow who was in Footloose with Kevin Bacon.
· Face Lift Veterans For Truth attack Teresa Heinz Kerry's cosmetic surgery
record. "Sure she had Botox injections," snarled spokesperson Michael
Jackson. "But did she have full blown reconstructive facial surgery? I don't
think so."
· George W. Bush unveils bold new "compassionate bombing" philosophy in his
nomination speech. "I believe in compassionate air strikes, a compassionate
war, compassionate torture with a good heart."
· Martians invade Earth after receiving intelligence that Bush was plotting
a Mission to Mars. Although they find no Weapons of Mars Destruction they
insist we had the capacity to build them. Alien war profiteers reopen
Alcatraz, rename it Abu Probe, proceed to "interrogate" humans.
-T.
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