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"Enkidu" |
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16 Aug 2007 09:25:43 AM |
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Sinkhole Nearly Swallows Minister's Car |
Sinkhole Nearly Swallows Minister's Car
Wednesday, August 15, 2007
(08-15) 17:24 PDT Tyler, Texas (AP) --
Holy sinkhole! A minister says he prayed "Lord don't take me yet" when
his car nosed into a sinkhole on Wednesday. The Reverend Ralph Massey,
pulled into a parking lot to turn around when the ground gave way, with
no warning.
--
Enkidu AA#2165
EAC Chaplain and ordained minister,
ULC, Modesto, CA
The moral and religious teachings of no bible reach a higher altitude
than the intelligence and mental development of the age and country which
produced it.
-- Kersey Graves
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| User: "Robibnikoff" |
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| Title: Re: Sinkhole Nearly Swallows Minister's Car |
16 Aug 2007 10:00:11 AM |
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"Enkidu" <fox_rgfszx@trashmail.net> wrote in message
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Sinkhole Nearly Swallows Minister's Car
Wednesday, August 15, 2007
(08-15) 17:24 PDT Tyler, Texas (AP) --
Holy sinkhole! A minister says he prayed "Lord don't take me yet" when
his car nosed into a sinkhole on Wednesday. The Reverend Ralph Massey,
pulled into a parking lot to turn around when the ground gave way, with
no warning.
LOL - My husband and I were chortling over this this morning. As the husband
put it, "Guess he just didn't pray hard enough" ;)
When I was a student at the University of Florida, a sinkhole opened up in
the parking lot of an apartment complex where one of my sorority sisters
lived - Right beneath this guy's brand new Mercedes. The car fell pretty
far down and they figured that since the damage to the car was so bad and it
would be declared a total loss, the best thing to do would be to fill up the
hole with cement. B'bye Mercedes ;)
--
Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
BAAWA Knight!
#1557
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| User: "Smiler" |
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| Title: Re: Sinkhole Nearly Swallows Minister's Car |
16 Aug 2007 09:52:18 PM |
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"Robibnikoff" <witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote in message
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"Enkidu" <fox_rgfszx@trashmail.net> wrote in message
news:Xns998E4C5CC9912255229@130.133.1.4...
Sinkhole Nearly Swallows Minister's Car
Wednesday, August 15, 2007
(08-15) 17:24 PDT Tyler, Texas (AP) --
Holy sinkhole! A minister says he prayed "Lord don't take me yet" when
his car nosed into a sinkhole on Wednesday. The Reverend Ralph Massey,
pulled into a parking lot to turn around when the ground gave way, with
no warning.
LOL - My husband and I were chortling over this this morning. As the
husband put it, "Guess he just didn't pray hard enough" ;)
When I was a student at the University of Florida, a sinkhole opened up in
the parking lot of an apartment complex where one of my sorority sisters
lived - Right beneath this guy's brand new Mercedes. The car fell pretty
far down and they figured that since the damage to the car was so bad and
it would be declared a total loss, the best thing to do would be to fill
up the hole with cement. B'bye Mercedes ;)
"Oh Lord, won’t you buy me a Mercedes Benz?
My friends all drive Porsches, I must make amends.
Worked hard all my lifetime, no help from my friends,
So Lord, won’t you buy me a Mercedes Benz?"
<The late, great, Janice Joplin>
Smiler,
The godless one
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| User: "Robibnikoff" |
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| Title: Re: Sinkhole Nearly Swallows Minister's Car |
17 Aug 2007 03:35:32 AM |
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"Smiler" <Smiler@Joe.King.com> wrote in message
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"Robibnikoff" <witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote in message
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"Enkidu" <fox_rgfszx@trashmail.net> wrote in message
news:Xns998E4C5CC9912255229@130.133.1.4...
Sinkhole Nearly Swallows Minister's Car
Wednesday, August 15, 2007
(08-15) 17:24 PDT Tyler, Texas (AP) --
Holy sinkhole! A minister says he prayed "Lord don't take me yet" when
his car nosed into a sinkhole on Wednesday. The Reverend Ralph Massey,
pulled into a parking lot to turn around when the ground gave way, with
no warning.
LOL - My husband and I were chortling over this this morning. As the
husband put it, "Guess he just didn't pray hard enough" ;)
When I was a student at the University of Florida, a sinkhole opened up
in the parking lot of an apartment complex where one of my sorority
sisters lived - Right beneath this guy's brand new Mercedes. The car
fell pretty far down and they figured that since the damage to the car
was so bad and it would be declared a total loss, the best thing to do
would be to fill up the hole with cement. B'bye Mercedes ;)
"Oh Lord, won't you buy me a Mercedes Benz?
My friends all drive Porsches, I must make amends.
Worked hard all my lifetime, no help from my friends,
So Lord, won't you buy me a Mercedes Benz?"
<The late, great, Janice Joplin>
True 'dat :)
Apparently "da lord" didn't care too much for this Mercedes Benz ;)
--
Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
BAAWA Knight!
#1557
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| User: "Smiler" |
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| Title: Re: Sinkhole Nearly Swallows Minister's Car |
17 Aug 2007 08:59:18 PM |
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"Robibnikoff" <witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote in message
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"Smiler" <Smiler@Joe.King.com> wrote in message
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"Robibnikoff" <witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote in message
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"Enkidu" <fox_rgfszx@trashmail.net> wrote in message
news:Xns998E4C5CC9912255229@130.133.1.4...
Sinkhole Nearly Swallows Minister's Car
Wednesday, August 15, 2007
(08-15) 17:24 PDT Tyler, Texas (AP) --
Holy sinkhole! A minister says he prayed "Lord don't take me yet" when
his car nosed into a sinkhole on Wednesday. The Reverend Ralph Massey,
pulled into a parking lot to turn around when the ground gave way, with
no warning.
LOL - My husband and I were chortling over this this morning. As the
husband put it, "Guess he just didn't pray hard enough" ;)
When I was a student at the University of Florida, a sinkhole opened up
in the parking lot of an apartment complex where one of my sorority
sisters lived - Right beneath this guy's brand new Mercedes. The car
fell pretty far down and they figured that since the damage to the car
was so bad and it would be declared a total loss, the best thing to do
would be to fill up the hole with cement. B'bye Mercedes ;)
"Oh Lord, won't you buy me a Mercedes Benz?
My friends all drive Porsches, I must make amends.
Worked hard all my lifetime, no help from my friends,
So Lord, won't you buy me a Mercedes Benz?"
<The late, great, Janice Joplin>
True 'dat :)
Apparently "da lord" didn't care too much for this Mercedes Benz ;)
In the name of the Father, the Son and in the hole he goes.
(The end of the funeral service, as told by a couple of children)
Smiler,
The godless one
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| User: "Uncle Vic" |
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| Title: Re: Sinkhole Nearly Swallows Minister's Car |
16 Aug 2007 02:40:52 PM |
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Enkidu wrote:
Sinkhole Nearly Swallows Minister's Car
Wednesday, August 15, 2007
(08-15) 17:24 PDT Tyler, Texas (AP) --
Holy sinkhole! A minister says he prayed "Lord don't take me yet" when
his car nosed into a sinkhole on Wednesday. The Reverend Ralph Massey,
pulled into a parking lot to turn around when the ground gave way, with
no warning.
Maybe his one true religion wasn't.
--
Uncle Vic
#2011
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| User: "Al Klein" |
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| Title: Re: Sinkhole Nearly Swallows Minister's Car |
16 Aug 2007 02:57:40 PM |
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On Thu, 16 Aug 2007 12:40:52 -0700, Uncle Vic <address@withheld.com>
wrote:
Enkidu wrote:
Sinkhole Nearly Swallows Minister's Car
Wednesday, August 15, 2007
(08-15) 17:24 PDT Tyler, Texas (AP) --
Holy sinkhole! A minister says he prayed "Lord don't take me yet" when
his car nosed into a sinkhole on Wednesday. The Reverend Ralph Massey,
pulled into a parking lot to turn around when the ground gave way, with
no warning.
Maybe his one true religion wasn't.
He worships Satan, and Satan was calling him home.
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| User: "Hatter" |
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| Title: Re: Sinkhole Nearly Swallows Minister's Car |
16 Aug 2007 09:44:17 AM |
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On Aug 16, 10:25 am, Enkidu <fox_rgf...@trashmail.net> wrote:
Sinkhole Nearly Swallows Minister's Car
Wednesday, August 15, 2007
(08-15) 17:24 PDT Tyler, Texas (AP) --
Holy sinkhole! A minister says he prayed "Lord don't take me yet" when
his car nosed into a sinkhole on Wednesday. The Reverend Ralph Massey,
pulled into a parking lot to turn around when the ground gave way, with
no warning.
--
Enkidu AA#2165
EAC Chaplain and ordained minister,
ULC, Modesto, CA
The moral and religious teachings of no bible reach a higher altitude
than the intelligence and mental development of the age and country which
produced it.
-- Kersey Graves
Shouldn't he be glad to die, given his beliefs?
Hatter
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