"mitch perkins" <mitchsperkins@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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Problem with the word "atheist" is it's six parts "god" and only one
part "a".

It's because there's at least 6 theists for every atheist, and we have to
live with them.

You moron.

"mitch perkins" <mitchsperkins@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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Problem with the word "atheist" is it's six parts "god" and only one
part "a".

So man is god?

Since you seem to be a quarter wit I'll explain. A theist is a person who
believes in one or more gods. In teh case of a christian theist it is
somebody who believes in three gods but denys it.

Just a thought (or not),

The not part applies.

"mitch perkins" <mitchsperkins@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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Problem with the word "atheist" is it's six parts "god" and only one
part "a".

So man is god?

Since you seem to be a quarter wit I'll explain. A theist is a person who
believes in one or more gods. In teh case of a christian theist it is
somebody who believes in three gods but denys it.

Just a thought (or not),

The not part applies.

"mitch perkins" <mitchsperkins@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:64dddc3d.0404151038.64edbb6d@posting.google.com...

Problem with the word "atheist" is it's six parts "god" and only one
part "a".

So man is god?

Since you seem to be a quarter wit I'll explain. A theist is a person who
believes in one or more gods. In teh case of a christian theist it is
somebody who believes in three gods but denys it.

Just a thought (or not),

The not part applies.

"mitch perkins" <mitchsperkins@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:64dddc3d.0404151038.64edbb6d@posting.google.com...

Problem with the word "atheist" is it's six parts "god" and only one
part "a".

So man is god?

Since you seem to be a quarter wit I'll explain. A theist is a person who
believes in one or more gods. In teh case of a christian theist it is
somebody who believes in three gods but denys it.

Just a thought (or not),

The not part applies.

"mitch perkins" <mitchsperkins@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:64dddc3d.0404151038.64edbb6d@posting.google.com...

Problem with the word "atheist" is it's six parts "god" and only one
part "a".

So man is god?

Since you seem to be a quarter wit I'll explain. A theist is a person who
believes in one or more gods. In teh case of a christian theist it is
somebody who believes in three gods but denys it.

Just a thought (or not),

The not part applies.

Since you seem to be a quarter wit I'll explain. A theist is a person who
believes in one or more gods. In teh case of a christian theist it is
somebody who believes in three gods but denys it.

mitchsperkins@yahoo.com (mitch perkins) wrote in message news:<64dddc3d.0404151038.64edbb6d@posting.google.com>...

Of course it does seem a bit like a religion, having multiple
newsgroups devoted to it, one of them even goderated.

Oh, you spelled moderated as "goderated"! It's almost like you're
implying that a moderator is like a god! Hoo! That's a cleverness
beyond compare, that is.

Overheard at Atheist Meet & Greet:

"God sure doesn't exist, eh?"
"Yeah, eh?"

I've been to a couple of these things and, wouldn't you know it,
that's exactly what we do! In fact, that's *all* we do. We just keep
saying those two things over and over. It's kind of fun when you can
get a "Row, row, row your boat" cadence going. The echoing "eh's" are
really a trip.

There is a god, or there isn't.

You don't say!

mitchsperkins@yahoo.com (mitch perkins) wrote in message news:<64dddc3d.0404151038.64edbb6d@posting.google.com>...

Problem with the word "atheist" is it's six parts "god" and only one
part "a".

That's the funny thing about those a- qualifiers. Ain't English a
hoot?

Of course it does seem a bit like a religion, having multiple
newsgroups devoted to it, one of them even goderated.

Oh, you spelled moderated as "goderated"! It's almost like you're
implying that a moderator is like a god! Hoo! That's a cleverness
beyond compare, that is.

Now I see you're
having a frickin' *Meet & Greet*!

Yeah, how dare we have any interest in meeting and even greeting one
another? We're pretty wretched, that way.

Overheard at Atheist Meet & Greet:

"God sure doesn't exist, eh?"
"Yeah, eh?"

I've been to a couple of these things and, wouldn't you know it,
that's exactly what we do! In fact, that's *all* we do. We just keep
saying those two things over and over. It's kind of fun when you can
get a "Row, row, row your boat" cadence going. The echoing "eh's" are
really a trip.

You're still defining yourselves in relation to the (non)existence of
a god.

You sure do seem to have us pegged. Thanks for being around to
explain us to ourselves.

Awhile back I ran across a wonderful word: tautology.

Words are wonderful. Some words I like are "crank", "gadfly", and
"nuisance".

There is a god, or there isn't.

You don't say!

Who gives a flying rat's *****? And don't call me
an agnostic; that word is *seven* parts gnostic.

Seven parts? Damn! You can count, too. Are your talents without
end?

Just a thought (or not),

Hey, thought is five parts "ought"! Whee, I can do it too!

In article <64dddc3d.0404151038.64edbb6d@posting.google.com>,
mitchsperkins@yahoo.com says...

Problem with the word "atheist" is it's six parts "god" and only one
part "a".

Theist is three parts god and three parts "ist". Furthermore theists are
the ones who made up the term. In any event, four letters don't refer to
religion and three letters do.

In article <64dddc3d.0404151038.64edbb6d@posting.google.com>,
mitchsperkins@yahoo.com says...

Problem with the word "atheist" is it's six parts "god" and only one
part "a".

Theist is three parts god and three parts "ist". Furthermore theists
are the ones who made up the term. In any event, four letters don't
refer to religion and three letters do.

Of course it does seem a bit like a religion,

Ah the standard, misguided, hypocritical theistic accusation that we're
<gasp> a "religion", even though from a theistic point of view there
would be nothing wrong with that.

having multiple
newsgroups devoted to it, one of them even goderated.

Get a grip. It's just limited to cut down spam as far as I've seen.
But most people don't bother with it since we can filter our own spam.

Now I see you're
having a frickin' *Meet & Greet*!

Why is that only something that theists are allowed to do?

Overheard at Atheist Meet & Greet:

"God sure doesn't exist, eh?"

I highly doubt you heard that, liar.

You're still defining yourselves in relation to the (non)existence of
a god.

We can define ourselves in positive terms, but there's nothing
inherently wrong with a negative definition. In-finity means "not
finite". It's defined in terms of what it is not. Yet it's used
extensively in mathematics and philosophy and theology.

Awhile back I ran across a wonderful word: tautology. There is
a god, or there isn't. Who gives a flying rat's *****?

Nobody asked you to care. You've obviously failed to understand that
theism and atheism have important real world implications in terms of
how one lives, thinks, practices politics, etc. Come back when you get
a clue.

And don't call me
an agnostic; that word is *seven* parts gnostic.

Enough with the bizarre numerology. Try a serious argument next time.

In our last episode,
<64dddc3d.0404151038.64edbb6d@posting.google.com>,
the lovely and talented mitch perkins
broadcast on alt.atheism:

Overheard at Atheist Meet & Greet:

"God sure doesn't exist, eh?"
"Yeah, eh?"

What? I didn't know we had a Canadian chapter.

In our last episode,
<64dddc3d.0404151038.64edbb6d@posting.google.com>,
the lovely and talented mitch perkins
broadcast on alt.atheism:

"God sure doesn't exist, eh?"
"Yeah, eh?"

What? I didn't know we had a Canadian chapter.