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"Eris" |
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22 Mar 2005 01:15:29 AM |
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Sixty Two foot Jesus in Ohio |
Touch Down! Ohio State
http://www.roadsideamerica.com/attract/OHMONjesus.html
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| User: "Robibnikoff" |
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| Title: Re: Sixty Two foot Jesus in Ohio |
22 Mar 2005 01:25:40 AM |
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"Eris" <vithant01@yaya.comcast.net> wrote in message
news:fcsu31h4kukbhugkvicauihs0l4r109in1@4ax.com...
Touch Down! Ohio State
http://www.roadsideamerica.com/attract/OHMONjesus.html
Good gracious. That thing is hideous! :)
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| User: "Brian Westley" |
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| Title: Re: Sixty Two foot Jesus in Ohio |
22 Mar 2005 02:44:15 AM |
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"Robibnikoff" <witchypoo@broomstick.com> writes:
"Eris" <vithant01@yaya.comcast.net> wrote in message
news:fcsu31h4kukbhugkvicauihs0l4r109in1@4ax.com...
Touch Down! Ohio State
http://www.roadsideamerica.com/attract/OHMONjesus.html
Good gracious. That thing is hideous! :)
So, does this illustrate the bible verse where Zombie Jesus clawed
his way out of his grave to feed on the brains of his followers,
only to starve to death?
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Merlyn LeRoy
"Sweet Zombie (silence)" -- Futurama, after Cartoon Network censors it
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| User: "stoney" |
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24 Mar 2005 04:52:19 PM |
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On Tue, 22 Mar 2005 02:44:15 -0000, Brian Westley <westley@visi.com>
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"Robibnikoff" <witchypoo@broomstick.com> writes:
"Eris" <vithant01@yaya.comcast.net> wrote in message
news:fcsu31h4kukbhugkvicauihs0l4r109in1@4ax.com...
Touch Down! Ohio State
http://www.roadsideamerica.com/attract/OHMONjesus.html
Good gracious. That thing is hideous! :)
So, does this illustrate the bible verse where Zombie Jesus clawed
his way out of his grave to feed on the brains of his followers,
only to starve to death?
MMMMMMMMMIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTHHHHHHHHHHHH
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Contempt of Congress meter reading-offscale.
Hello, theocracy with a fundamentalist US Supreme
Court who will ensure church and state are joined
at the hip like clergy and altar boys.
America 1776-Jan 2001 RIP
Religion is the original war crime.
-Michelle Malkin (Feb 26, 2005)
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| User: "stoney" |
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24 Mar 2005 04:52:01 PM |
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On Tue, 22 Mar 2005 02:44:15 -0000, Brian Westley <westley@visi.com>
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Re: Sixty Two foot Jesus in Ohio
"Robibnikoff" <witchypoo@broomstick.com> writes:
"Eris" <vithant01@yaya.comcast.net> wrote in message
news:fcsu31h4kukbhugkvicauihs0l4r109in1@4ax.com...
Touch Down! Ohio State
http://www.roadsideamerica.com/attract/OHMONjesus.html
Good gracious. That thing is hideous! :)
/begin
So, does this illustrate the bible verse where Zombie Jesus clawed
his way out of his grave to feed on the brains of his followers,
only to starve to death?
/end
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Merlyn LeRoy
"Sweet Zombie (silence)" -- Futurama, after Cartoon Network censors it
Seconds?
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Contempt of Congress meter reading-offscale.
Hello, theocracy with a fundamentalist US Supreme
Court who will ensure church and state are joined
at the hip like clergy and altar boys.
America 1776-Jan 2001 RIP
Religion is the original war crime.
-Michelle Malkin (Feb 26, 2005)
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| User: "Robibnikoff" |
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24 Mar 2005 04:56:24 PM |
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"stoney" <stoney@the.net> wrote in message
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On Tue, 22 Mar 2005 02:44:15 -0000, Brian Westley <westley@visi.com>
wrote:
Re: Sixty Two foot Jesus in Ohio
"Robibnikoff" <witchypoo@broomstick.com> writes:
"Eris" <vithant01@yaya.comcast.net> wrote in message
news:fcsu31h4kukbhugkvicauihs0l4r109in1@4ax.com...
Touch Down! Ohio State
http://www.roadsideamerica.com/attract/OHMONjesus.html
Good gracious. That thing is hideous! :)
/begin
So, does this illustrate the bible verse where Zombie Jesus clawed
his way out of his grave to feed on the brains of his followers,
only to starve to death?
/end
Seconded! :)
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Robyn
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| User: "*nemo*" |
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24 Mar 2005 11:51:48 PM |
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In article <3ag9omF6bt7f2U2@individual.net>,
"Robibnikoff" <witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote:
"stoney" <stoney@the.net> wrote in message
news:nvr541121aut5lvpmlsk3n5t6a2c2hbdns@4ax.com...
On Tue, 22 Mar 2005 02:44:15 -0000, Brian Westley <westley@visi.com>
wrote:
Re: Sixty Two foot Jesus in Ohio
"Robibnikoff" <witchypoo@broomstick.com> writes:
"Eris" <vithant01@yaya.comcast.net> wrote in message
news:fcsu31h4kukbhugkvicauihs0l4r109in1@4ax.com...
Touch Down! Ohio State
http://www.roadsideamerica.com/attract/OHMONjesus.html
Good gracious. That thing is hideous! :)
/begin
So, does this illustrate the bible verse where Zombie Jesus clawed
his way out of his grave to feed on the brains of his followers,
only to starve to death?
/end
Seconded! :)
Recorded.
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Nemo - EAC Commissioner for Bible Belt Underwater Operations.
Atheist #1331 (the Palindrome of doom!)
BAAWA Knight! - One of those warm Southern Knights, y'all!
Charter member, SMASH!!
http://home.earthlink.net/~jehdjh/Relpg.html
Draco Dormiens Nunquam Titillandus
Quotemeister since March 2002
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| User: "Cary Kittrell" |
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| Title: Re: Sixty Two foot Jesus in Ohio |
22 Mar 2005 01:31:30 AM |
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In article <3a9aghF69ihe5U1@individual.net> "Robibnikoff" <witchypoo@broomstick.com> writes:
"Eris" <vithant01@yaya.comcast.net> wrote in message
news:fcsu31h4kukbhugkvicauihs0l4r109in1@4ax.com...
Touch Down! Ohio State
http://www.roadsideamerica.com/attract/OHMONjesus.html
Good gracious. That thing is hideous! :)
Now THERE is one Jesus that could sit on the dashboard
of your car -- or anywhere else He wants to.
-- cary
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23 Mar 2005 05:25:41 AM |
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(Cary Kittrell) in news:d1nshi$meu$1@onion.ccit.arizona.edu:
Now THERE is one Jesus that could sit on the dashboard
of your car -- or anywhere else He wants to.
given a choice between a 900 lb jesus or Mc 900 Ft. Jesus, i prefer the latter.
http://media.nettwerk.com/mp3/singles/MC900Ft.TheCiSl.Fu.mp3
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You can die for my typo sins, but I won't.
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| User: "stoney" |
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| Title: Re: Sixty Two foot Jesus in Ohio |
24 Mar 2005 04:50:24 PM |
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On Mon, 21 Mar 2005 20:25:40 -0500, "Robibnikoff"
<witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote:
"Eris" <vithant01@yaya.comcast.net> wrote in message
news:fcsu31h4kukbhugkvicauihs0l4r109in1@4ax.com...
Touch Down! Ohio State
http://www.roadsideamerica.com/attract/OHMONjesus.html
Good gracious. That thing is hideous! :)
Which dove-tails with Christianity.
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Contempt of Congress meter reading-offscale.
Hello, theocracy with a fundamentalist US Supreme
Court who will ensure church and state are joined
at the hip like clergy and altar boys.
America 1776-Jan 2001 RIP
Religion is the original war crime.
-Michelle Malkin (Feb 26, 2005)
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| User: "Elroy Willis" |
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| Title: Re: Sixty Two foot Jesus in Ohio |
22 Mar 2005 12:48:11 PM |
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Eris <vithant01@yaya.comcast.net> wrote in alt.atheism
Touch Down! Ohio State
http://www.roadsideamerica.com/attract/OHMONjesus.html
It looks like the cross is crushing Jeebus!
"Father, please take this cross off of me, I can't breathe!"
Is this actually the finished position of the cross, or was it just
laying there while under construction?
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Elroy Willis
www.elroysemporium.com
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| User: "Gregory Gadow" |
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| Title: Re: Sixty Two foot Jesus in Ohio |
22 Mar 2005 02:26:39 PM |
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Eris wrote:
Touch Down! Ohio State
http://www.roadsideamerica.com/attract/OHMONjesus.html
Ack! Dawn of the living dead :-(
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Gregory Gadow
techbear@serv.net
http://www.serv.net/~techbear
"[T]hose who deny freedom to others deserve it not for themselves;
and, under the rule of a just God, cannot long retain it."
-- Pres. George W. Bush, Hypocrite, his inauguration speech, 2005
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| User: "Mr. Motes" |
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| Title: Re: Sixty Two foot Jesus in Ohio |
22 Mar 2005 07:28:08 AM |
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I used to be an atheist, but anything that big has to be true...
Mr. Motes
Eris wrote:
Touch Down! Ohio State
http://www.roadsideamerica.com/attract/OHMONjesus.html
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| User: "stoney" |
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24 Mar 2005 04:58:30 PM |
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On Mon, 21 Mar 2005 23:28:08 -0800, "Mr. Motes"
<NoSpammrmotes@yahoo.com> wrote:
I used to be an atheist, but anything that big has to be true...
It's certainly one hell of a fish story that's been reeling in the
guppies for millenia.
Eris wrote:
Touch Down! Ohio State
http://www.roadsideamerica.com/attract/OHMONjesus.html
--
Contempt of Congress meter reading-offscale.
Hello, theocracy with a fundamentalist US Supreme
Court who will ensure church and state are joined
at the hip like clergy and altar boys.
America 1776-Jan 2001 RIP
Religion is the original war crime.
-Michelle Malkin (Feb 26, 2005)
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| User: "johac" |
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| Title: Re: Sixty Two foot Jesus in Ohio |
22 Mar 2005 06:41:41 AM |
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In article <fcsu31h4kukbhugkvicauihs0l4r109in1@4ax.com>,
Eris <vithant01@yaya.comcast.net> wrote:
Touch Down! Ohio State
http://www.roadsideamerica.com/attract/OHMONjesus.html
Aw, that's only a little piddlin' Jeebus. Oral Roberts claims he saw a
900 footer once.
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John Hachmann aa #1782
"As the Government of the United States of America is not, in any sense,
founded on the Christian religion..."
Joel Barlow, Treaty of Tripoli (1796)
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| User: "Liz" |
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| Title: Re: Sixty Two foot Jesus in Ohio |
22 Mar 2005 10:35:31 AM |
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On Mon, 21 Mar 2005 22:41:41 -0800, johac <jhachm@ixpres.com> in news
message <jhachm-AF9C03.22414121032005@news.giganews.com> wrote:
In article <fcsu31h4kukbhugkvicauihs0l4r109in1@4ax.com>,
Eris <vithant01@yaya.comcast.net> wrote:
Touch Down! Ohio State
http://www.roadsideamerica.com/attract/OHMONjesus.html
Aw, that's only a little piddlin' Jeebus. Oral Roberts claims he saw a
900 footer once.
So where are his legs and sandals and things? It could well be that
this is Iceberg Jesus, and you can only see the top 90% of him. . .
which begs many ponderous theological questions.
Überwench #658 Now a *real* atheist!
Dame Liz the Undaunted Ath.D BAAWA
Charter Member of SMASH
and Queen of the known universe
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| User: "Elroy Willis" |
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| Title: Re: Sixty Two foot Jesus in Ohio |
22 Mar 2005 01:00:51 PM |
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Liz <ehuth1@donotspam.com> wrote in alt.atheism
johac <jhachm@ixpres.com> wrote:
Eris <vithant01@yaya.comcast.net> wrote:
Touch Down! Ohio State
http://www.roadsideamerica.com/attract/OHMONjesus.html
Aw, that's only a little piddlin' Jeebus. Oral Roberts claims he saw a
900 footer once.
So where are his legs and sandals and things? It could well be that
this is Iceberg Jesus, and you can only see the top 90% of him. . .
which begs many ponderous theological questions.
I wonder if the finished statue has holes in the hands, eh?
--
Elroy Willis
www.elroysemporium.com
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| User: "johac" |
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| Title: Re: Sixty Two foot Jesus in Ohio |
23 Mar 2005 07:05:10 AM |
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In article <4h5041dv12j5n92uinjj872mikpsd6bcm9@4ax.com>,
Elroy Willis <elroywillis@swbell.net> wrote:
Liz <ehuth1@donotspam.com> wrote in alt.atheism
johac <jhachm@ixpres.com> wrote:
Eris <vithant01@yaya.comcast.net> wrote:
Touch Down! Ohio State
http://www.roadsideamerica.com/attract/OHMONjesus.html
Aw, that's only a little piddlin' Jeebus. Oral Roberts claims he saw a
900 footer once.
So where are his legs and sandals and things? It could well be that
this is Iceberg Jesus, and you can only see the top 90% of him. . .
which begs many ponderous theological questions.
I wonder if the finished statue has holes in the hands, eh?
It almost looks as if he's sinking in quicksand. Or maybe he fell down a
giant gopher hole.
--
John Hachmann aa #1782
"As the Government of the United States of America is not, in any sense,
founded on the Christian religion..."
Joel Barlow, Treaty of Tripoli (1796)
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| User: "stoney" |
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| Title: Re: Sixty Two foot Jesus in Ohio |
24 Mar 2005 04:55:58 PM |
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On Tue, 22 Mar 2005 23:05:10 -0800, johac <jhachm@ixpres.com> wrote:
In article <4h5041dv12j5n92uinjj872mikpsd6bcm9@4ax.com>,
Elroy Willis <elroywillis@swbell.net> wrote:
Liz <ehuth1@donotspam.com> wrote in alt.atheism
johac <jhachm@ixpres.com> wrote:
Eris <vithant01@yaya.comcast.net> wrote:
Touch Down! Ohio State
http://www.roadsideamerica.com/attract/OHMONjesus.html
Aw, that's only a little piddlin' Jeebus. Oral Roberts claims he saw a
900 footer once.
So where are his legs and sandals and things? It could well be that
this is Iceberg Jesus, and you can only see the top 90% of him. . .
which begs many ponderous theological questions.
I wonder if the finished statue has holes in the hands, eh?
It almost looks as if he's sinking in quicksand. Or maybe he fell down a
giant gopher hole.
"Uppie daddy. Uppie."
--
Contempt of Congress meter reading-offscale.
Hello, theocracy with a fundamentalist US Supreme
Court who will ensure church and state are joined
at the hip like clergy and altar boys.
America 1776-Jan 2001 RIP
Religion is the original war crime.
-Michelle Malkin (Feb 26, 2005)
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| User: "johac" |
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| Title: Re: Sixty Two foot Jesus in Ohio |
26 Mar 2005 07:52:21 AM |
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In article <68s5419f831qpid0d68cna8eckbh5a4m83@4ax.com>,
stoney <stoney@the.net> wrote:
On Tue, 22 Mar 2005 23:05:10 -0800, johac <jhachm@ixpres.com> wrote:
In article <4h5041dv12j5n92uinjj872mikpsd6bcm9@4ax.com>,
Elroy Willis <elroywillis@swbell.net> wrote:
Liz <ehuth1@donotspam.com> wrote in alt.atheism
johac <jhachm@ixpres.com> wrote:
Eris <vithant01@yaya.comcast.net> wrote:
Touch Down! Ohio State
http://www.roadsideamerica.com/attract/OHMONjesus.html
Aw, that's only a little piddlin' Jeebus. Oral Roberts claims he saw a
900 footer once.
So where are his legs and sandals and things? It could well be that
this is Iceberg Jesus, and you can only see the top 90% of him. . .
which begs many ponderous theological questions.
I wonder if the finished statue has holes in the hands, eh?
It almost looks as if he's sinking in quicksand. Or maybe he fell down a
giant gopher hole.
"Uppie daddy. Uppie."
"Dammit, Son! I got you out of a hole the last time! You got yourself in
it by yourself, now you figure out how to get out of it by yourself.
Besides, Mrs. God and I are busy watching the 10 o'clock torment on the
Hell channel."
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John Hachmann aa #1782
"Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities"
-Voltaire
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26 Mar 2005 11:18:58 PM |
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On Fri, 25 Mar 2005 23:52:21 -0800, johac <jhachm@ixpres.com> wrote:
In article <68s5419f831qpid0d68cna8eckbh5a4m83@4ax.com>,
stoney <stoney@the.net> wrote:
On Tue, 22 Mar 2005 23:05:10 -0800, johac <jhachm@ixpres.com> wrote:
In article <4h5041dv12j5n92uinjj872mikpsd6bcm9@4ax.com>,
Elroy Willis <elroywillis@swbell.net> wrote:
Liz <ehuth1@donotspam.com> wrote in alt.atheism
johac <jhachm@ixpres.com> wrote:
Eris <vithant01@yaya.comcast.net> wrote:
Touch Down! Ohio State
http://www.roadsideamerica.com/attract/OHMONjesus.html
Aw, that's only a little piddlin' Jeebus. Oral Roberts claims he saw a
900 footer once.
So where are his legs and sandals and things? It could well be that
this is Iceberg Jesus, and you can only see the top 90% of him. . .
which begs many ponderous theological questions.
I wonder if the finished statue has holes in the hands, eh?
It almost looks as if he's sinking in quicksand. Or maybe he fell down a
giant gopher hole.
"Uppie daddy. Uppie."
"Dammit, Son! I got you out of a hole the last time! You got yourself in
it by yourself, now you figure out how to get out of it by yourself.
Besides, Mrs. God and I are busy watching the 10 o'clock torment on the
Hell channel."
ROFL
--
Contempt of Congress meter reading-offscale.
Hello, theocracy with a fundamentalist US Supreme
Court who will ensure church and state are joined
at the hip like clergy and altar boys.
America 1776-Jan 2001 RIP
Religion is the original war crime.
-Michelle Malkin (Feb 26, 2005)
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23 Mar 2005 01:04:49 PM |
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On Wed, 23 Mar 2005 01:05:10 -0600, johac wrote
(in article <jhachm-63C8BC.23051022032005@news.giganews.com>):
In article <4h5041dv12j5n92uinjj872mikpsd6bcm9@4ax.com>,
Elroy Willis <elroywillis@swbell.net> wrote:
Liz <ehuth1@donotspam.com> wrote in alt.atheism
johac <jhachm@ixpres.com> wrote:
Eris <vithant01@yaya.comcast.net> wrote:
Touch Down! Ohio State
http://www.roadsideamerica.com/attract/OHMONjesus.html
Aw, that's only a little piddlin' Jeebus. Oral Roberts claims he saw a
900 footer once.
So where are his legs and sandals and things? It could well be that
this is Iceberg Jesus, and you can only see the top 90% of him. . .
which begs many ponderous theological questions.
I wonder if the finished statue has holes in the hands, eh?
It almost looks as if he's sinking in quicksand. Or maybe he fell down a
giant gopher hole.
"I have fallen and I can't get up."
--
Harry F. Leopold
aa #2076
AA/Vet #4
The Prints of Darkness
(remove gene to email)
America, making tomorrow's terrorists today.
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23 Mar 2005 01:59:38 PM |
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Harry F. Leopold <hleopold@coxyx.net> wrote in alt.atheism
johac wrote
Elroy Willis <elroywillis@swbell.net> wrote:
Liz <ehuth1@donotspam.com> wrote in alt.atheism
johac <jhachm@ixpres.com> wrote:
Eris <vithant01@yaya.comcast.net> wrote:
Touch Down! Ohio State
http://www.roadsideamerica.com/attract/OHMONjesus.html
Aw, that's only a little piddlin' Jeebus. Oral Roberts claims he saw a
900 footer once.
So where are his legs and sandals and things? It could well be that
this is Iceberg Jesus, and you can only see the top 90% of him. . .
which begs many ponderous theological questions.
I wonder if the finished statue has holes in the hands, eh?
It almost looks as if he's sinking in quicksand. Or maybe he fell down a
giant gopher hole.
"I have fallen and I can't get up."
"Clap on, clap off.. If I could only clap my hands together!"
--
Elroy Willis
www.elroysemporium.com
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24 Mar 2005 03:12:06 PM |
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On Wed, 23 Mar 2005 07:04:49 -0600, Harry F. Leopold <hleopold@coxyx.net>
wrote:
"I have fallen and I can't get up."
Or, as Jesus at the disco said, "I've risen, and I can't get down!"
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23 Mar 2005 01:04:32 PM |
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johac <jhachm@ixpres.com> wrote in alt.atheism
Elroy Willis <elroywillis@swbell.net> wrote:
Liz <ehuth1@donotspam.com> wrote in alt.atheism
johac <jhachm@ixpres.com> wrote:
Eris <vithant01@yaya.comcast.net> wrote:
Touch Down! Ohio State
http://www.roadsideamerica.com/attract/OHMONjesus.html
Aw, that's only a little piddlin' Jeebus. Oral Roberts claims he saw a
900 footer once.
So where are his legs and sandals and things? It could well be that
this is Iceberg Jesus, and you can only see the top 90% of him. . .
which begs many ponderous theological questions.
I wonder if the finished statue has holes in the hands, eh?
It almost looks as if he's sinking in quicksand. Or maybe he fell down a
giant gopher hole.
I question Liz's 90% above ground observation, actually...
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Elroy Willis
www.elroysemporium.com
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| User: "DanielSan" |
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23 Mar 2005 01:07:27 PM |
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Elroy Willis wrote:
johac <jhachm@ixpres.com> wrote in alt.atheism
Elroy Willis <elroywillis@swbell.net> wrote:
Liz <ehuth1@donotspam.com> wrote in alt.atheism
johac <jhachm@ixpres.com> wrote:
Eris <vithant01@yaya.comcast.net> wrote:
Touch Down! Ohio State
http://www.roadsideamerica.com/attract/OHMONjesus.html
Aw, that's only a little piddlin' Jeebus. Oral Roberts claims he saw a
900 footer once.
So where are his legs and sandals and things? It could well be that
this is Iceberg Jesus, and you can only see the top 90% of him. . .
which begs many ponderous theological questions.
I wonder if the finished statue has holes in the hands, eh?
It almost looks as if he's sinking in quicksand. Or maybe he fell down a
giant gopher hole.
I question Liz's 90% above ground observation, actually...
Well, Jesus, in actuality, had extra long legs. He was an alien, and
all. His legs are 30-feet long. :-)
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23 Mar 2005 10:53:23 PM |
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On Wed, 23 Mar 2005 13:04:32 GMT, Elroy Willis
<elroywillis@swbell.net> in news message
<u8q241pf5546vc8aojm9h5k2lg1md1kca1@4ax.com> wrote:
johac <jhachm@ixpres.com> wrote in alt.atheism
Elroy Willis <elroywillis@swbell.net> wrote:
Liz <ehuth1@donotspam.com> wrote in alt.atheism
johac <jhachm@ixpres.com> wrote:
Eris <vithant01@yaya.comcast.net> wrote:
Touch Down! Ohio State
http://www.roadsideamerica.com/attract/OHMONjesus.html
Aw, that's only a little piddlin' Jeebus. Oral Roberts claims he saw a
900 footer once.
So where are his legs and sandals and things? It could well be that
this is Iceberg Jesus, and you can only see the top 90% of him. . .
which begs many ponderous theological questions.
I wonder if the finished statue has holes in the hands, eh?
It almost looks as if he's sinking in quicksand. Or maybe he fell down a
giant gopher hole.
I question Liz's 90% above ground observation, actually...
Brain fart.
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Dame Liz the Undaunted Ath.D BAAWA
Charter Member of SMASH
and Queen of the known universe
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| Title: Re: Sixty Two foot Jesus in Ohio |
24 Mar 2005 02:00:10 PM |
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Liz <ehuth1@donotspam.com> wrote in alt.atheism
Elroy Willis <elroywillis@swbell.net> in news message
johac <jhachm@ixpres.com> wrote in alt.atheism
Elroy Willis <elroywillis@swbell.net> wrote:
Liz <ehuth1@donotspam.com> wrote in alt.atheism
So where are his legs and sandals and things? It could well be that
this is Iceberg Jesus, and you can only see the top 90% of him. . .
which begs many ponderous theological questions.
I wonder if the finished statue has holes in the hands, eh?
It almost looks as if he's sinking in quicksand. Or maybe he fell down a
giant gopher hole.
I question Liz's 90% above ground observation, actually...
Brain fart.
At least those don't stink, do they?
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www.elroysemporium.com
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| User: "stoney" |
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| Title: Re: Sixty Two foot Jesus in Ohio |
24 Mar 2005 09:22:05 PM |
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On Thu, 24 Mar 2005 14:00:10 GMT, Elroy Willis
<elroywillis@swbell.net> wrote:
Liz <ehuth1@donotspam.com> wrote in alt.atheism
Elroy Willis <elroywillis@swbell.net> in news message
johac <jhachm@ixpres.com> wrote in alt.atheism
Elroy Willis <elroywillis@swbell.net> wrote:
Liz <ehuth1@donotspam.com> wrote in alt.atheism
So where are his legs and sandals and things? It could well be that
this is Iceberg Jesus, and you can only see the top 90% of him. . .
which begs many ponderous theological questions.
I wonder if the finished statue has holes in the hands, eh?
It almost looks as if he's sinking in quicksand. Or maybe he fell down a
giant gopher hole.
I question Liz's 90% above ground observation, actually...
Brain fart.
At least those don't stink, do they?
There might be the slightest hint of lavender.......
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Religion is the original war crime.
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| User: "stoney" |
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24 Mar 2005 04:55:16 PM |
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On Tue, 22 Mar 2005 10:35:31 GMT, Liz <ehuth1@donotspam.com> wrote:
On Mon, 21 Mar 2005 22:41:41 -0800, johac <jhachm@ixpres.com> in news
message <jhachm-AF9C03.22414121032005@news.giganews.com> wrote:
In article <fcsu31h4kukbhugkvicauihs0l4r109in1@4ax.com>,
Eris <vithant01@yaya.comcast.net> wrote:
Touch Down! Ohio State
http://www.roadsideamerica.com/attract/OHMONjesus.html
Aw, that's only a little piddlin' Jeebus. Oral Roberts claims he saw a
900 footer once.
So where are his legs and sandals and things? It could well be that
this is Iceberg Jesus, and you can only see the top 90% of him. . .
which begs many ponderous theological questions.
Like; How big is his pecker? What's his staying and recharge time?
:))
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Contempt of Congress meter reading-offscale.
Hello, theocracy with a fundamentalist US Supreme
Court who will ensure church and state are joined
at the hip like clergy and altar boys.
America 1776-Jan 2001 RIP
Religion is the original war crime.
-Michelle Malkin (Feb 26, 2005)
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| User: "Brian E. Clark" |
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| Title: Re: Sixty Two foot Jesus in Ohio |
22 Mar 2005 02:59:11 AM |
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In article <fcsu31h4kukbhugkvicauihs0l4r109in1@4ax.com>, Eris
said...
Touch Down! Ohio State
http://www.roadsideamerica.com/attract/OHMONjesus.html
It looks like a zombie Jesus bursting from the ground on Easter
morning.
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