Because we call you on your *****?

You mean you call people fancy names who claim paranormal?

You can skoff and choke till you turn blue skeptic boi, don't see any

since all my claims still stand UNREFUTED.

On 20 Jan 2005 18:11:23 -0800, "Chris Krolczyk"
<chriskrolczyk@hotmail.com> said in alt.atheism:

|-|erc wrote:

***** you spastic

My, what an intelligent, detailed rebuttal.
Twit.

|-|erc is a certified netkook.

|-|erc wrote:

I am The Truman of Jim Carrey fame. Please help stop me being tortured since April 2002
with constant microwave laser from the Truman satelite splitting my head and tormenting me
and people around me. Not a prank, I am not crazy, The Truman Show made you think that
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"Cardinal Chunder" <cc@foo.no.spam.xyzabcfghllaa.com> wrote in message news:cs07rr031c9@news1.newsguy.com...

|-|erc wrote:

I'm not trying to convert you. I want one of the 10,000 people reading this
to ask around in Townsville if there really is a Truman there. Because others
have done so and found out a lot.

All I'm saying is sci.skeptic don't have the resources. You're of the same bretheren,
stretch out a skeptical hand, you have the manpower to help me.

There isn't a single person anywhere who thinks you are the "Truman",
that the CIA gives a ***** about you or even knows you exist, that you
have any psychic powerz of any kind, that you aren't in fact mentally ill.

Let's put the clues together - voices in head, imaginary powers,
conspiracies, irrational ideas, delusions. Yup you're mentally ill.

I find it hard to believe that you yourself don't realize this in some
way deep down. You've certainly been told it enough, not just here but
everyone in every capacity of your life. Why don't you listen and accept
it and do something positive to beat your condition?

But of course you won't do that. I predicted almost 1 year ago you'd
still be whining on sci.skeptic five years hence (or incarcerated). So
far I seem be right on the money.

Very simple answer. Geography.

I'm here in Townsville, I hear 10 people a day say to my face "wow I saw the Truman".

I'm sure with ten people saying it to your face everyday you'll easily
be able to supply evidence that they are. And I'm not referring to those
posts you occasionally drag out where the pisstaking makes a tangible
whoosh sound as it flies over your head.

Here's how:

1. Borrow / buy a cheap cassette recorder
2. Tape these people saying you are the Truman
3. Digitize it into the computer via a microphone jack or built-in mic
4. Put it up on a website.

There are more hi-tech solutions but I chose one that might be
affordable to someone on welfare.

I'm fully expecting you to post no evidence at all or something as
equally pathetic as you've supplied thus far.

You're there, you're not bothering to communicate with anyone here.

Fly all the way to Australia to meet a paranoid schizophrenic? Ring up
people at random and engage in a nonsense babble conversation? I'd have
to be as crazy as you to do either.

ERGO... you have no idea. You can ASSUME I am just an ordinary man.

I can assume it since it's so.

Its a safe bet too, 99.99% of skeptics are right. Just say "no".

You can't know that I am the Truman by sitting at your computer. You haven't
made it explicit that you've done anything but. therefore you are a just a wanker.
QED

And I can't know that all matter beyond the event horizon is fact
comprised of delicious strawberry cheesecake. Or that there is a 10,000
foot tall neon elephant hiding behind me that no one can see or touch.
But I would have to be demented to believe such things.

You're just pissed that no one will pander to your equally ludicrous
delusions. And the reason is simple. You're mentally ill but you haven't
the balls to admit it.

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