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Topic: Religions > Atheism
User: "Pizza Hut"
Date: 16 Jul 2005 08:53:03 AM
Object: Slamming The Door In A Persons Face
About 10 minutes ago some white van pulled up in front of my house, I
was looking out the window at the time and I just watched them walk
all over my lawn, about 6 people got out of the van, they took their
time and stood on my lawn, were in no rush to get off my lawn at all.
Anyway what else is it when a group of people in a white van pull up
in front of your house? It's a bunch of jesus freaks or something.
At first they didn't come to my door, they went to my neighbors house.
Then like 5 minutes later they finally make it to my house. I go to
the door I have the door open and only the screen door closed, so they
can see in. My dog is at the door because he does that when people
bang on the door.
I rush him out of the way so I can slam the door in their faces.
I don't like slamming the door in someones face, but I also don't like
jesus freaks stupid enough to think they're gonna brain wash me into
being as stupid as them.
I guess there's no point to this story except for some people need
better things to do with their lifes than waste it thinking about some
fake guy in the sky.
-
Can we stop fighting, and start living?
.

User: "Billy Crabs"

Title: Re: Slamming The Door In A Persons Face 17 Jul 2005 10:24:51 AM
"Pizza Hut" <triggerrrr@hotmail.co.uk> wrote in message
news:c14id15vd1b6pmb34n7vbc7h7f6pk2rr6d@4ax.com...

About 10 minutes ago some white van pulled up in front of my house, I
was looking out the window at the time and I just watched them walk
all over my lawn, about 6 people got out of the van, they took their
time and stood on my lawn, were in no rush to get off my lawn at all.

Anyway what else is it when a group of people in a white van pull up
in front of your house? It's a bunch of jesus freaks or something.
At first they didn't come to my door, they went to my neighbors house.
Then like 5 minutes later they finally make it to my house. I go to
the door I have the door open and only the screen door closed, so they
can see in. My dog is at the door because he does that when people
bang on the door.

I rush him out of the way so I can slam the door in their faces.

I don't like slamming the door in someones face, but I also don't like
jesus freaks stupid enough to think they're gonna brain wash me into
being as stupid as them.

I guess there's no point to this story except for some people need
better things to do with their lifes than waste it thinking about some
fake guy in the sky.

I like to grab their hair and pull their head forward just far enough to
slam it in the door at least four times and then pushing them backwards down
my concrete steps!




-
Can we stop fighting, and start living?

.
User: "Flipper Mike"

Title: Re: Slamming The Door In A Persons Face 17 Jul 2005 12:21:59 PM
Billy Crabs wrote:

"Pizza Hut" <triggerrrr@hotmail.co.uk> wrote in message
news:c14id15vd1b6pmb34n7vbc7h7f6pk2rr6d@4ax.com...

About 10 minutes ago some white van pulled up in front of my house, I
was looking out the window at the time and I just watched them walk
all over my lawn, about 6 people got out of the van, they took their
time and stood on my lawn, were in no rush to get off my lawn at all.

Anyway what else is it when a group of people in a white van pull up
in front of your house? It's a bunch of jesus freaks or something.
At first they didn't come to my door, they went to my neighbors house.
Then like 5 minutes later they finally make it to my house. I go to
the door I have the door open and only the screen door closed, so they
can see in. My dog is at the door because he does that when people
bang on the door.

I rush him out of the way so I can slam the door in their faces.

I don't like slamming the door in someones face, but I also don't like
jesus freaks stupid enough to think they're gonna brain wash me into
being as stupid as them.

I guess there's no point to this story except for some people need
better things to do with their lifes than waste it thinking about some
fake guy in the sky.



I like to grab their hair and pull their head forward just far enough to
slam it in the door at least four times and then pushing them backwards down
my concrete steps!



-
Can we stop fighting, and start living?




I liked the way George Jefferson did it in the "Jeffersons"!
FM...
.


User: "The Da Clayton Code"

Title: Re: Slamming The Door In A Persons Face 16 Jul 2005 05:56:55 PM
"Pizza Hut" <triggerrrr@hotmail.co.uk> wrote in message
news:c14id15vd1b6pmb34n7vbc7h7f6pk2rr6d@4ax.com...

About 10 minutes ago some white van pulled up in front of my house, I
was looking out the window at the time and I just watched them walk
all over my lawn, about 6 people got out of the van, they took their
time and stood on my lawn, were in no rush to get off my lawn at all.

Anyway what else is it when a group of people in a white van pull up
in front of your house? It's a bunch of jesus freaks or something.
At first they didn't come to my door, they went to my neighbors house.
Then like 5 minutes later they finally make it to my house. I go to
the door I have the door open and only the screen door closed, so they
can see in. My dog is at the door because he does that when people
bang on the door.

I rush him out of the way so I can slam the door in their faces.

I don't like slamming the door in someones face, but I also don't like
jesus freaks stupid enough to think they're gonna brain wash me into
being as stupid as them.

I guess there's no point to this story except for some people need
better things to do with their lifes than waste it thinking about some
fake guy in the sky.

If they catch you masturbating when they get to the door, they tend not to
come back for quite a while! I know!
.

User: "Greywolf"

Title: Re: Slamming The Door In A Persons Face 16 Jul 2005 05:27:24 PM
"Pizza Hut" <triggerrrr@hotmail.co.uk> wrote in message
news:c14id15vd1b6pmb34n7vbc7h7f6pk2rr6d@4ax.com...

About 10 minutes ago some white van pulled up in front of my house, I
was looking out the window at the time and I just watched them walk
all over my lawn, about 6 people got out of the van, they took their
time and stood on my lawn, were in no rush to get off my lawn at all.

Anyway what else is it when a group of people in a white van pull up
in front of your house? It's a bunch of jesus freaks or something.
At first they didn't come to my door, they went to my neighbors house.
Then like 5 minutes later they finally make it to my house. I go to
the door I have the door open and only the screen door closed, so they
can see in. My dog is at the door because he does that when people
bang on the door.

I rush him out of the way so I can slam the door in their faces.

I don't like slamming the door in someones face, but I also don't like
jesus freaks stupid enough to think they're gonna brain wash me into
being as stupid as them.

I guess there's no point to this story except for some people need
better things to do with their lifes than waste it thinking about some
fake guy in the sky.



-
Can we stop fighting, and start living?



Geesh! I am of two minds on this one. I normally invite the Jesus-freaks in
because its someone to talk to and because I am so well versed on biblical
matters that I often get a sort of sadistic pleasure in "cleaning their
clock," theologically speaking. They usually don't come back a second time.
But my home burned down last October and the community-at-large has done
nothing to speak of to help me out. The fact that I'm deeeep in Republican
territory and stood up to a local "don" who practically owns the county, (He
helped swindle me out of insurance money.), and the fact that I am a
well-known atheist is probably the reason why the community has behaved the
way it has. But then along comes a professional plumber who happens to be a
Jehovah Witness. He became aware of my predicament and took it upon himself
to provide me with a well-pump and hook me up so that I now have running
water (at least from an outdoor spigot) for the first time in over eight
months. And guess what? As of right now, he hasn't charged me a dime!
Moreover, I haven't even come *close* to hearing a "Jesus" sermon from this
man. So I guess what I'm trying to say, is that even though the Jesus-freaks
can be a nuisance and at times, downright revolting, it is wiser to be
polite to them than be an *****-hole. You never know when you'll need running
water down the road.
Greywolf
.
User: "Ryan"

Title: Re: Slamming The Door In A Persons Face 17 Jul 2005 06:31:03 PM
Greywolf wrote:

"Pizza Hut" <triggerrrr@hotmail.co.uk> wrote in message
news:c14id15vd1b6pmb34n7vbc7h7f6pk2rr6d@4ax.com...

About 10 minutes ago some white van pulled up in front of my house, I
was looking out the window at the time and I just watched them walk
all over my lawn, about 6 people got out of the van, they took their
time and stood on my lawn, were in no rush to get off my lawn at all.

Anyway what else is it when a group of people in a white van pull up
in front of your house? It's a bunch of jesus freaks or something.
At first they didn't come to my door, they went to my neighbors house.
Then like 5 minutes later they finally make it to my house. I go to
the door I have the door open and only the screen door closed, so they
can see in. My dog is at the door because he does that when people
bang on the door.

I rush him out of the way so I can slam the door in their faces.

I don't like slamming the door in someones face, but I also don't like
jesus freaks stupid enough to think they're gonna brain wash me into
being as stupid as them.

I guess there's no point to this story except for some people need
better things to do with their lifes than waste it thinking about some
fake guy in the sky.



-
Can we stop fighting, and start living?


Geesh! I am of two minds on this one. I normally invite the Jesus-freaks in
because its someone to talk to and because I am so well versed on biblical
matters that I often get a sort of sadistic pleasure in "cleaning their
clock," theologically speaking. They usually don't come back a second time.
But my home burned down last October and the community-at-large has done
nothing to speak of to help me out. The fact that I'm deeeep in Republican
territory and stood up to a local "don" who practically owns the county, (He
helped swindle me out of insurance money.), and the fact that I am a
well-known atheist is probably the reason why the community has behaved the
way it has. But then along comes a professional plumber who happens to be a
Jehovah Witness. He became aware of my predicament and took it upon himself
to provide me with a well-pump and hook me up so that I now have running
water (at least from an outdoor spigot) for the first time in over eight
months. And guess what? As of right now, he hasn't charged me a dime!
Moreover, I haven't even come *close* to hearing a "Jesus" sermon from this
man. So I guess what I'm trying to say, is that even though the Jesus-freaks
can be a nuisance and at times, downright revolting, it is wiser to be
polite to them than be an *****-hole. You never know when you'll need running
water down the road.

Greywolf


True as the day before this was posted.
The OP certainly likes cross posting.
alt.tv.real-world
alt.atheism
alt.fan.howard-stern
rec.sport.pro-wrestling
rec.sport.pro-wrestling
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User: "Neil Kelsey"

Title: Re: Slamming The Door In A Persons Face 16 Jul 2005 02:25:18 PM
"Pizza Hut" <triggerrrr@hotmail.co.uk> wrote in message
news:c14id15vd1b6pmb34n7vbc7h7f6pk2rr6d@4ax.com...

About 10 minutes ago some white van pulled up in front of my house, I
was looking out the window at the time and I just watched them walk
all over my lawn, about 6 people got out of the van, they took their
time and stood on my lawn, were in no rush to get off my lawn at all.

Anyway what else is it when a group of people in a white van pull up
in front of your house? It's a bunch of jesus freaks or something.
At first they didn't come to my door, they went to my neighbors house.
Then like 5 minutes later they finally make it to my house. I go to
the door I have the door open and only the screen door closed, so they
can see in. My dog is at the door because he does that when people
bang on the door.

I rush him out of the way so I can slam the door in their faces.

I don't like slamming the door in someones face, but I also don't like
jesus freaks stupid enough to think they're gonna brain wash me into
being as stupid as them.

I guess there's no point to this story except for some people need
better things to do with their lifes than waste it thinking about some
fake guy in the sky.



-
Can we stop fighting, and start living?

If I have the time, I invite them in, serve them tea, and try to talk them
out of their religion. At least it's entertaining, and a couple of times,
when they've brought the junior apprentice JW's, I think I may have spawned
an atheist or two. Poor kids.
.

User: "Mattinglyfan"

Title: Re: Slamming The Door In A Persons Face 16 Jul 2005 12:16:01 PM
"Pizza Hut" <triggerrrr@hotmail.co.uk> wrote in message
news:c14id15vd1b6pmb34n7vbc7h7f6pk2rr6d@4ax.com...

About 10 minutes ago some white van pulled up in front of my house, I
was looking out the window at the time and I just watched them walk
all over my lawn, about 6 people got out of the van, they took their
time and stood on my lawn, were in no rush to get off my lawn at all.

Anyway what else is it when a group of people in a white van pull up
in front of your house? It's a bunch of jesus freaks or something.
At first they didn't come to my door, they went to my neighbors house.
Then like 5 minutes later they finally make it to my house. I go to
the door I have the door open and only the screen door closed, so they
can see in. My dog is at the door because he does that when people
bang on the door.

I rush him out of the way so I can slam the door in their faces.

I don't like slamming the door in someones face, but I also don't like
jesus freaks stupid enough to think they're gonna brain wash me into
being as stupid as them.

I guess there's no point to this story except for some people need
better things to do with their lifes than waste it thinking about some
fake guy in the sky.



Too bad. You need Jesus.
.
User: "Denis Loubet"

Title: Re: Slamming The Door In A Persons Face 16 Jul 2005 12:23:04 PM
"Mattinglyfan" <nyyankees@comcast.net> wrote in message
news:2cWdnRtD_YxK3UTfRVn-vg@comcast.com...


"Pizza Hut" <triggerrrr@hotmail.co.uk> wrote in message
news:c14id15vd1b6pmb34n7vbc7h7f6pk2rr6d@4ax.com...

About 10 minutes ago some white van pulled up in front of my house, I
was looking out the window at the time and I just watched them walk
all over my lawn, about 6 people got out of the van, they took their
time and stood on my lawn, were in no rush to get off my lawn at all.

Anyway what else is it when a group of people in a white van pull up
in front of your house? It's a bunch of jesus freaks or something.
At first they didn't come to my door, they went to my neighbors house.
Then like 5 minutes later they finally make it to my house. I go to
the door I have the door open and only the screen door closed, so they
can see in. My dog is at the door because he does that when people
bang on the door.

I rush him out of the way so I can slam the door in their faces.

I don't like slamming the door in someones face, but I also don't like
jesus freaks stupid enough to think they're gonna brain wash me into
being as stupid as them.

I guess there's no point to this story except for some people need
better things to do with their lifes than waste it thinking about some
fake guy in the sky.




Too bad. You need Jesus.

Like a fish needs a bicycle.
--
Denis Loubet
dloubet@io.com
http://www.io.com/~dloubet
http://www.ashenempires.com



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User: "Spungo"

Title: Re: Slamming The Door In A Persons Face 16 Jul 2005 12:51:47 PM
"Denis Loubet" <dloubet@io.com> wrote in message
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"Mattinglyfan" <nyyankees@comcast.net> wrote in message
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"Pizza Hut" <triggerrrr@hotmail.co.uk> wrote in message
news:c14id15vd1b6pmb34n7vbc7h7f6pk2rr6d@4ax.com...

About 10 minutes ago some white van pulled up in front of my house, I
was looking out the window at the time and I just watched them walk
all over my lawn, about 6 people got out of the van, they took their
time and stood on my lawn, were in no rush to get off my lawn at all.

Anyway what else is it when a group of people in a white van pull up
in front of your house? It's a bunch of jesus freaks or something.
At first they didn't come to my door, they went to my neighbors house.
Then like 5 minutes later they finally make it to my house. I go to
the door I have the door open and only the screen door closed, so they
can see in. My dog is at the door because he does that when people
bang on the door.

I rush him out of the way so I can slam the door in their faces.

I don't like slamming the door in someones face, but I also don't like
jesus freaks stupid enough to think they're gonna brain wash me into
being as stupid as them.

I guess there's no point to this story except for some people need
better things to do with their lifes than waste it thinking about some
fake guy in the sky.




Too bad. You need Jesus.


Like a fish needs a bicycle.

Worst. Feminist. Quote. Ever.
.
User: "Tak"

Title: Re: Slamming The Door In A Persons Face 16 Jul 2005 01:58:50 PM
On Sat, 16 Jul 2005 13:51:47 -0400, "Spungo" <spungo@spungo.com>
wrote:

Too bad. You need Jesus.


Like a fish needs a bicycle.


Worst. Feminist. Quote. Ever.

Most overused perhaps but still a good quote.
.

User: "KK"

Title: Re: Slamming The Door In A Persons Face 18 Jul 2005 09:57:08 AM
On Sat, 16 Jul 2005 13:51:47 -0400, Spungo wrote:


Worst. Feminist. Quote. Ever.

Actually, I think it's pretty funny.
.



User: "H.I.V. Steve"

Title: Re: Slamming The Door In A Persons Face 16 Jul 2005 09:15:30 PM
Mattinglyfan wrote:

"Pizza Hut" <triggerrrr@hotmail.co.uk> wrote in message
news:c14id15vd1b6pmb34n7vbc7h7f6pk2rr6d@4ax.com...

About 10 minutes ago some white van pulled up in front of my house, I
was looking out the window at the time and I just watched them walk
all over my lawn, about 6 people got out of the van, they took their
time and stood on my lawn, were in no rush to get off my lawn at all.

Anyway what else is it when a group of people in a white van pull up
in front of your house? It's a bunch of jesus freaks or something.
At first they didn't come to my door, they went to my neighbors house.
Then like 5 minutes later they finally make it to my house. I go to
the door I have the door open and only the screen door closed, so they
can see in. My dog is at the door because he does that when people
bang on the door.

I rush him out of the way so I can slam the door in their faces.

I don't like slamming the door in someones face, but I also don't like
jesus freaks stupid enough to think they're gonna brain wash me into
being as stupid as them.

I guess there's no point to this story except for some people need
better things to do with their lifes than waste it thinking about some
fake guy in the sky.




Too bad. You need Jesus.

I expected you to be a brain washed Jesus freak.
LOL you're stupider than I originally thought. Much stupider.
.
User: "Mattinglyfan"

Title: Re: Slamming The Door In A Persons Face 17 Jul 2005 03:38:43 AM
"H.I.V. Steve" <hiv_steve@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:1121566530.717471.137600@z14g2000cwz.googlegroups.com...



Mattinglyfan wrote:

"Pizza Hut" <triggerrrr@hotmail.co.uk> wrote in message
news:c14id15vd1b6pmb34n7vbc7h7f6pk2rr6d@4ax.com...

About 10 minutes ago some white van pulled up in front of my house, I
was looking out the window at the time and I just watched them walk
all over my lawn, about 6 people got out of the van, they took their
time and stood on my lawn, were in no rush to get off my lawn at all.

Anyway what else is it when a group of people in a white van pull up
in front of your house? It's a bunch of jesus freaks or something.
At first they didn't come to my door, they went to my neighbors house.
Then like 5 minutes later they finally make it to my house. I go to
the door I have the door open and only the screen door closed, so they
can see in. My dog is at the door because he does that when people
bang on the door.

I rush him out of the way so I can slam the door in their faces.

I don't like slamming the door in someones face, but I also don't like
jesus freaks stupid enough to think they're gonna brain wash me into
being as stupid as them.

I guess there's no point to this story except for some people need
better things to do with their lifes than waste it thinking about some
fake guy in the sky.




Too bad. You need Jesus.


I expected you to be a brain washed Jesus freak.

LOL you're stupider than I originally thought. Much stupider.

You thought?
.
User: "H.I.V. Steve"

Title: Re: Slamming The Door In A Persons Face 17 Jul 2005 06:32:39 AM
Mattinglyfan wrote:

"H.I.V. Steve" <hiv_steve@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:1121566530.717471.137600@z14g2000cwz.googlegroups.com...



Mattinglyfan wrote:

"Pizza Hut" <triggerrrr@hotmail.co.uk> wrote in message
news:c14id15vd1b6pmb34n7vbc7h7f6pk2rr6d@4ax.com...

About 10 minutes ago some white van pulled up in front of my house, I
was looking out the window at the time and I just watched them walk
all over my lawn, about 6 people got out of the van, they took their
time and stood on my lawn, were in no rush to get off my lawn at all.

Anyway what else is it when a group of people in a white van pull up
in front of your house? It's a bunch of jesus freaks or something.
At first they didn't come to my door, they went to my neighbors house.
Then like 5 minutes later they finally make it to my house. I go to
the door I have the door open and only the screen door closed, so they
can see in. My dog is at the door because he does that when people
bang on the door.

I rush him out of the way so I can slam the door in their faces.

I don't like slamming the door in someones face, but I also don't like
jesus freaks stupid enough to think they're gonna brain wash me into
being as stupid as them.

I guess there's no point to this story except for some people need
better things to do with their lifes than waste it thinking about some
fake guy in the sky.




Too bad. You need Jesus.


I expected you to be a brain washed Jesus freak.

LOL you're stupider than I originally thought. Much stupider.


You thought?

We're talking about you dumbass, nice lame attempt to switch it to me.
Why don't you go continue being yourself, pathetic.
.
User: "Pizza Hut"

Title: Re: Slamming The Door In A Persons Face 17 Jul 2005 10:55:52 PM
There are 4 things I hate, Girls, Women, Bitches, and "H.I.V. Steve"
<hiv_steve@yahoo.com> On 17 Jul 2005 04:32:39 -0700 this person wrote:



Mattinglyfan wrote:

"H.I.V. Steve" <hiv_steve@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:1121566530.717471.137600@z14g2000cwz.googlegroups.com...



Mattinglyfan wrote:

"Pizza Hut" <triggerrrr@hotmail.co.uk> wrote in message
news:c14id15vd1b6pmb34n7vbc7h7f6pk2rr6d@4ax.com...

About 10 minutes ago some white van pulled up in front of my house, I
was looking out the window at the time and I just watched them walk
all over my lawn, about 6 people got out of the van, they took their
time and stood on my lawn, were in no rush to get off my lawn at all.

Anyway what else is it when a group of people in a white van pull up
in front of your house? It's a bunch of jesus freaks or something.
At first they didn't come to my door, they went to my neighbors house.
Then like 5 minutes later they finally make it to my house. I go to
the door I have the door open and only the screen door closed, so they
can see in. My dog is at the door because he does that when people
bang on the door.

I rush him out of the way so I can slam the door in their faces.

I don't like slamming the door in someones face, but I also don't like
jesus freaks stupid enough to think they're gonna brain wash me into
being as stupid as them.

I guess there's no point to this story except for some people need
better things to do with their lifes than waste it thinking about some
fake guy in the sky.




Too bad. You need Jesus.


I expected you to be a brain washed Jesus freak.

LOL you're stupider than I originally thought. Much stupider.


You thought?


We're talking about you dumbass, nice lame attempt to switch it to me.

Why don't you go continue being yourself, pathetic.

Don't encourage the troll Matting, just ignore him, he's worthless.
-
Can we stop fighting, and start living?
.




User: "DanielSan"

Title: Re: Slamming The Door In A Persons Face 16 Jul 2005 03:00:41 PM
Mattinglyfan wrote:

"Pizza Hut" <triggerrrr@hotmail.co.uk> wrote in message
news:c14id15vd1b6pmb34n7vbc7h7f6pk2rr6d@4ax.com...

About 10 minutes ago some white van pulled up in front of my house, I
was looking out the window at the time and I just watched them walk
all over my lawn, about 6 people got out of the van, they took their
time and stood on my lawn, were in no rush to get off my lawn at all.

Anyway what else is it when a group of people in a white van pull up
in front of your house? It's a bunch of jesus freaks or something.
At first they didn't come to my door, they went to my neighbors house.
Then like 5 minutes later they finally make it to my house. I go to
the door I have the door open and only the screen door closed, so they
can see in. My dog is at the door because he does that when people
bang on the door.

I rush him out of the way so I can slam the door in their faces.

I don't like slamming the door in someones face, but I also don't like
jesus freaks stupid enough to think they're gonna brain wash me into
being as stupid as them.

I guess there's no point to this story except for some people need
better things to do with their lifes than waste it thinking about some
fake guy in the sky.





Too bad. You need Jesus.


Yes. The power of Christ compels you, or something.
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* "No one ever demonstrated, so far as I am aware, *
* the non-existence of Zeus or Thor - but they *
* have few followers now." Arthur C. Clarke *
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User: "TokaMundo"

Title: Re: Slamming The Door In A Persons Face 16 Jul 2005 04:14:07 PM
On Sat, 16 Jul 2005 11:16:01 -0600, "Mattinglyfan"
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Too bad. You need Jesus.

And you don't?
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User: "Mattinglyfan"

Title: Re: Slamming The Door In A Persons Face 17 Jul 2005 03:39:01 AM
"TokaMundo" <TokaMundo@weedizgood.org> wrote in message
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On Sat, 16 Jul 2005 11:16:01 -0600, "Mattinglyfan"
<nyyankees@comcast.net> Gave us:



Too bad. You need Jesus.


And you don't?

Yes I do. Dumb *****.
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User: "TokaMundo"

Title: Re: Slamming The Door In A Persons Face 17 Jul 2005 02:08:56 PM
On Sun, 17 Jul 2005 02:39:01 -0600, "Mattinglyfan"
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"TokaMundo" <TokaMundo@weedizgood.org> wrote in message
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On Sat, 16 Jul 2005 11:16:01 -0600, "Mattinglyfan"
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Too bad. You need Jesus.


And you don't?


Yes I do. Dumb *****.

--- ^^^^^^^^^^^^
You should probably use something different to sign your posts with.
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User: "Pizza Hut"

Title: Re: Slamming The Door In A Persons Face 17 Jul 2005 10:54:26 PM
There are 4 things I hate, Girls, Women, Bitches, and TokaMundo
<TokaMundo@weedizgood.org> On Sun, 17 Jul 2005 19:08:56 GMT this
person wrote:

On Sun, 17 Jul 2005 02:39:01 -0600, "Mattinglyfan"
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"TokaMundo" <TokaMundo@weedizgood.org> wrote in message
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On Sat, 16 Jul 2005 11:16:01 -0600, "Mattinglyfan"
<nyyankees@comcast.net> Gave us:



Too bad. You need Jesus.


And you don't?


Yes I do. Dumb *****.

--- ^^^^^^^^^^^^

You should probably use something different to sign your posts with.

You're not allowed to reply to threads I start, leave now retard.
-
Can we stop fighting, and start living?
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User: "TokaMundo"

Title: Re: Slamming The Door In A Persons Face 18 Jul 2005 03:11:42 AM
On Sun, 17 Jul 2005 23:54:26 -0400, Pizza Hut
<triggerrrr@hotmail.co.uk> Gave us:

There are 4 things I hate, Girls, Women, Bitches, and TokaMundo
<TokaMundo@weedizgood.org> On Sun, 17 Jul 2005 19:08:56 GMT this
person wrote:

On Sun, 17 Jul 2005 02:39:01 -0600, "Mattinglyfan"
<nyyankees@comcast.net> Gave us:


"TokaMundo" <TokaMundo@weedizgood.org> wrote in message
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On Sat, 16 Jul 2005 11:16:01 -0600, "Mattinglyfan"
<nyyankees@comcast.net> Gave us:



Too bad. You need Jesus.


And you don't?


Yes I do. Dumb *****.

--- ^^^^^^^^^^^^

You should probably use something different to sign your posts with.


You're not allowed to reply to threads I start, leave now retard.

***** and die, boy. You fucking retarded twit.
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User: "H.I.V. Steve"

Title: Re: Slamming The Door In A Persons Face 18 Jul 2005 04:35:43 AM
TokaMundo wrote:

On Sun, 17 Jul 2005 23:54:26 -0400, Pizza Hut
<triggerrrr@hotmail.co.uk> Gave us:

There are 4 things I hate, Girls, Women, Bitches, and TokaMundo
<TokaMundo@weedizgood.org> On Sun, 17 Jul 2005 19:08:56 GMT this
person wrote:

On Sun, 17 Jul 2005 02:39:01 -0600, "Mattinglyfan"
<nyyankees@comcast.net> Gave us:


"TokaMundo" <TokaMundo@weedizgood.org> wrote in message
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On Sat, 16 Jul 2005 11:16:01 -0600, "Mattinglyfan"
<nyyankees@comcast.net> Gave us:



Too bad. You need Jesus.


And you don't?


Yes I do. Dumb *****.

--- ^^^^^^^^^^^^

You should probably use something different to sign your posts with.


You're not allowed to reply to threads I start, leave now retard.


***** and die, boy. You fucking retarded twit.

Wow, I never expected an angry reply from someone that seems as happy
as you do.
.





User: "Lord Hatred"

Title: Re: Slamming The Door In A Persons Face 16 Jul 2005 04:23:24 PM
In article <66uid1196e23vskj6v4qlfm7vksae14ok0@4ax.com>,
TokaMundo <TokaMundo@weedizgood.org> wrote:

On Sat, 16 Jul 2005 11:16:01 -0600, "Mattinglyfan"
<nyyankees@comcast.net> Gave us:



Too bad. You need Jesus.


And you don't?

I do miss his funny clothes. It's a shame he got released after
getting neck surgery though. I was hoping to get another -***** match
against Cena.
--
Stefan
http://pillartopost.blogspot.com
http://www.livejournal.com/users/lord_hatred/
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User: "NiGHTS"

Title: Re: Slamming The Door In A Persons Face 16 Jul 2005 09:16:03 PM

I do miss his funny clothes. It's a shame he got released after
getting neck surgery though. I was hoping to get another -***** match
against Cena.

I like his inking. He does pretty good work with Carlos Pacheco.
.



User: "Liz"

Title: Re: Slamming The Door In A Persons Face 16 Jul 2005 02:26:47 PM
On Sat, 16 Jul 2005 11:16:01 -0600, "Mattinglyfan"
<nyyankees@comcast.net> in news message
<2cWdnRtD_YxK3UTfRVn-vg@comcast.com> wrote:


"Pizza Hut" <triggerrrr@hotmail.co.uk> wrote in message
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[----]

I guess there's no point to this story except for some people need
better things to do with their lifes than waste it thinking about some
fake guy in the sky.




Too bad. You need Jesus.

Does he do windows?
Liz #658 BAAWA
Liz, you like most people do not want to have faith in
things which have no basis in reality. -- josalt
.
User: "Olrik"

Title: Re: Slamming The Door In A Persons Face 17 Jul 2005 12:38:48 AM
Liz wrote:

On Sat, 16 Jul 2005 11:16:01 -0600, "Mattinglyfan"
<nyyankees@comcast.net> in news message
<2cWdnRtD_YxK3UTfRVn-vg@comcast.com> wrote:


"Pizza Hut" <triggerrrr@hotmail.co.uk> wrote in message
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[----]

I guess there's no point to this story except for some people need
better things to do with their lifes than waste it thinking about some
fake guy in the sky.




Too bad. You need Jesus.



Does he do windows?

Of course not! The whole myth is a based on an "Apple"...
;-)


Liz #658 BAAWA

Liz, you like most people do not want to have faith in
things which have no basis in reality. -- josalt

--
Olrik
aa #1981
Qualified SMASH member
EAC Chief Food Inspector, Bacon Division
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User: "Uncle Buck"

Title: Re: Slamming The Door In A Persons Face 16 Jul 2005 05:32:31 PM
On Sat, 16 Jul 2005 19:26:47 GMT, Liz <ehuth1@donotspam.com> wrote:

On Sat, 16 Jul 2005 11:16:01 -0600, "Mattinglyfan"
<nyyankees@comcast.net> in news message
<2cWdnRtD_YxK3UTfRVn-vg@comcast.com> wrote:


"Pizza Hut" <triggerrrr@hotmail.co.uk> wrote in message
news:c14id15vd1b6pmb34n7vbc7h7f6pk2rr6d@4ax.com...

[----]

I guess there's no point to this story except for some people need
better things to do with their lifes than waste it thinking about some
fake guy in the sky.




Too bad. You need Jesus.


Does he do windows?

No, but I hear he does eunix. ;-)
--
L8r,
Uncle Buck
\~------------0-0-0-O-o*O*o*O*o-O-0-0-0------------~/
There are two main things we must concern ourselves
with in life: Our "to Do" list and our "do-do" list.
/~------------0-0-0-O-o*O*o*O*o-O-0-0-0------------~\
.


User: "Christopher A. Lee"

Title: Re: Slamming The Door In A Persons Face 16 Jul 2005 01:19:28 PM
On Sat, 16 Jul 2005 11:16:01 -0600, "Mattinglyfan"
<nyyankees@comcast.net> wrote:


"Pizza Hut" <triggerrrr@hotmail.co.uk> wrote in message
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About 10 minutes ago some white van pulled up in front of my house, I
was looking out the window at the time and I just watched them walk
all over my lawn, about 6 people got out of the van, they took their
time and stood on my lawn, were in no rush to get off my lawn at all.

Anyway what else is it when a group of people in a white van pull up
in front of your house? It's a bunch of jesus freaks or something.
At first they didn't come to my door, they went to my neighbors house.
Then like 5 minutes later they finally make it to my house. I go to
the door I have the door open and only the screen door closed, so they
can see in. My dog is at the door because he does that when people
bang on the door.

I rush him out of the way so I can slam the door in their faces.

I don't like slamming the door in someones face, but I also don't like
jesus freaks stupid enough to think they're gonna brain wash me into
being as stupid as them.

I guess there's no point to this story except for some people need
better things to do with their lifes than waste it thinking about some
fake guy in the sky.


Too bad. You need Jesus.

Moron.
You need both a brain and to learn courtesy.
.
User: "Mattinglyfan"

Title: Re: Slamming The Door In A Persons Face 17 Jul 2005 03:37:34 AM
"Christopher A. Lee" <calee@optonline.net> wrote in message
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On Sat, 16 Jul 2005 11:16:01 -0600, "Mattinglyfan"
<nyyankees@comcast.net> wrote:


"Pizza Hut" <triggerrrr@hotmail.co.uk> wrote in message
news:c14id15vd1b6pmb34n7vbc7h7f6pk2rr6d@4ax.com...

About 10 minutes ago some white van pulled up in front of my house, I
was looking out the window at the time and I just watched them walk
all over my lawn, about 6 people got out of the van, they took their
time and stood on my lawn, were in no rush to get off my lawn at all.

Anyway what else is it when a group of people in a white van pull up
in front of your house? It's a bunch of jesus freaks or something.
At first they didn't come to my door, they went to my neighbors house.
Then like 5 minutes later they finally make it to my house. I go to
the door I have the door open and only the screen door closed, so they
can see in. My dog is at the door because he does that when people
bang on the door.

I rush him out of the way so I can slam the door in their faces.

I don't like slamming the door in someones face, but I also don't like
jesus freaks stupid enough to think they're gonna brain wash me into
being as stupid as them.

I guess there's no point to this story except for some people need
better things to do with their lifes than waste it thinking about some
fake guy in the sky.


Too bad. You need Jesus.


Moron.

You need both a brain and to learn courtesy.

Guess you don't realize how easy it is to tell that you just change your
name, huh stupid *****?
.

User: "H.I.V. Steve"

Title: Re: Slamming The Door In A Persons Face 17 Jul 2005 02:10:21 AM
Christopher A. Lee wrote:

On Sat, 16 Jul 2005 11:16:01 -0600, "Mattinglyfan"
<nyyankees@comcast.net> wrote:


"Pizza Hut" <triggerrrr@hotmail.co.uk> wrote in message
news:c14id15vd1b6pmb34n7vbc7h7f6pk2rr6d@4ax.com...

About 10 minutes ago some white van pulled up in front of my house, I
was looking out the window at the time and I just watched them walk
all over my lawn, about 6 people got out of the van, they took their
time and stood on my lawn, were in no rush to get off my lawn at all.

Anyway what else is it when a group of people in a white van pull up
in front of your house? It's a bunch of jesus freaks or something.
At first they didn't come to my door, they went to my neighbors house.
Then like 5 minutes later they finally make it to my house. I go to
the door I have the door open and only the screen door closed, so they
can see in. My dog is at the door because he does that when people
bang on the door.

I rush him out of the way so I can slam the door in their faces.

I don't like slamming the door in someones face, but I also don't like
jesus freaks stupid enough to think they're gonna brain wash me into
being as stupid as them.

I guess there's no point to this story except for some people need
better things to do with their lifes than waste it thinking about some
fake guy in the sky.


Too bad. You need Jesus.


Moron.

You need both a brain and to learn courtesy.

That's just the troll from the xbox newsgroup, ignore him.
.




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