Since it's the same old trolls, I didn't need to change a thing.


"Slappy Holiday" by Doc Smartass
(to the tune of "Happy Holiday")

Slappy Holiday
Slappy Holiday
Witness Pastor Frank's hand-wringing
As we slap him black and blue

Slappy Holiday
Slappy Holiday
May your slapping hand keep swinging
Slappy Holidays to you

It's the troll-a-day season
And Daniel Min is coming back
Sound of Trumpet just posts what he's found
When old Ernobe gets into town
He'll be just another slappy clown
Just another slappy clown

It's the troll-a-day season
And Johnny Young tries to be coy
About priests who molest little boys
He wants to be the Pope's chew-toy
He'll be going down on Benny, down
Going down on Benny, down

We'll have the same old cross-posted attack
When Ken Pangborn forges you and me
Bobandcarole is obsessed with all things "*****"
Bibon is his love-bougie


[love plug?! baaaaaahahahaha!]

*ahem*

It's the troll-a-day season
But it's like that all the time with this flock
And it's pretty much all the same schlock
They exist only for us to mock!
Show them no mercy, I decree!
They will give none to thee--
They will give none to thee.

Slappy Holiday
Slappy Holiday
Witness Pastor Frank's Hand-wringing
As we slap him black and blue

Slappy Holiday
Slappy Holiday
May your slapping hand keep swinging
Slappy Holidays to you
To you
Slappy Holiday