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"Richard Bone" |
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04 Jun 2006 03:50:10 PM |
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Some advice to this group |
Last month my neighbor came over to complain about me parking my car in his
driveway. All those mornings when he was out cutting his grass while I was
trying to sleep in, I didn't complain about it to him. But the first time I
park my car in his driveway, he has a fit about it! He finally got around
to asking me why I had parked in his driveway, and I told him I had flipped
off some niggers down the street, and I didn't want them knowing where I
lived. My neighbor punched my lights out, and I woke up in the hospital.
But to make matters worse, one of those niggers I flipped off happened to be
my doctor! Boy did I regret giving him the bird! That colonoscopy was the
most painful thing I ever experienced. Please don't make the mistake I
made. Ignore the niggers and your ***** won't be making you sleep standing
up.
*****
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| User: "MarkA" |
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| Title: Re: Some advice to this group |
06 Jun 2006 07:10:21 AM |
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On Sun, 04 Jun 2006 16:50:10 -0400, Richard Bone wrote:
Last month my neighbor came over to complain about me parking my car in
his driveway. All those mornings when he was out cutting his grass while
I was trying to sleep in, I didn't complain about it to him. But the
first time I park my car in his driveway, he has a fit about it! He
finally got around to asking me why I had parked in his driveway, and I
told him I had flipped off some niggers down the street, and I didn't want
them knowing where I lived. My neighbor punched my lights out, and I woke
up in the hospital. But to make matters worse, one of those niggers I
flipped off happened to be my doctor! Boy did I regret giving him the
bird! That colonoscopy was the most painful thing I ever experienced.
Please don't make the mistake I made. Ignore the niggers and your *****
won't be making you sleep standing up.
*****
This reminds me of a patient when I was on a neurosurgery elective. He
had a brain abscess, and Nazi swastikas tattooed on his head, fingers,
etc. Both of the neurosurgery residents taking care of him were Jewish.
And guess what? They treated him just like anyone else.
--
MarkA
(still caught in the maze of twisty little passages, all different)
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| User: "laura bush - VEHICULAR HOMICIDE" |
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| Title: Re: Some advice to this group |
04 Jun 2006 09:24:42 PM |
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On Sun, 4 Jun 2006 16:50:10 -0400, "Richard Bone"
<dickbone@hotmail.com> wrote:
Last month my neighbor came over to complain about me parking my car in his
driveway. All those mornings when he was out cutting his grass while I was
trying to sleep in, I didn't complain about it to him. But the first time I
park my car in his driveway, he has a fit about it! He finally got around
to asking me why I had parked in his driveway, and I told him I had flipped
off some niggers down the street, and I didn't want them knowing where I
lived. My neighbor punched my lights out, and I woke up in the hospital.
But to make matters worse, one of those niggers I flipped off happened to be
my doctor! Boy did I regret giving him the bird! That colonoscopy was the
most painful thing I ever experienced. Please don't make the mistake I
made. Ignore the niggers and your ***** won't be making you sleep standing
up.
*****
And the mexicans are ten times worse. Just say no to beaners. America
is for americans.
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| User: "=?iso-8859-1?Q?=B1?=" |
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| Title: Re: Some advice to this group |
09 Jun 2006 02:13:06 PM |
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laura bush - VEHICULAR HOMICIDE wrote:
On Sun, 4 Jun 2006 16:50:10 -0400, "Richard Bone"
<dickbone@hotmail.com> wrote:
Last month my neighbor came over to complain about me parking my car in his
driveway. All those mornings when he was out cutting his grass while I was
trying to sleep in, I didn't complain about it to him. But the first time I
park my car in his driveway, he has a fit about it! He finally got around
to asking me why I had parked in his driveway, and I told him I had flipped
off some niggers down the street, and I didn't want them knowing where I
lived. My neighbor punched my lights out, and I woke up in the hospital.
But to make matters worse, one of those niggers I flipped off happened to be
my doctor! Boy did I regret giving him the bird! That colonoscopy was the
most painful thing I ever experienced. Please don't make the mistake I
made. Ignore the niggers and your ***** won't be making you sleep standing
up.
*****
And the mexicans are ten times worse. Just say no to beaners. America
is for americans.
Let's start by getting rid of all the Taco Bells and Jack in the Box's.
If I hear "You want Yumbo Yack?" one more time I'm gonna scream.
--
http://www.bedoper.com/snuh
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* GEORGE BUSH WIPES HIS ***** WITH THE ____________ *
* CONSTITUTION AGAIN! / / \ *
* __ __ __ _ | WE | ( ) | *
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* BTW, George Bush's head looks like a chimp. *
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* ( o o ) | Executive Privilege r0><3r$!!! | *
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WTF is Fred Ziffel?
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| User: "7gg10" |
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| Title: Re: Some advice to this group |
09 Jun 2006 04:09:35 PM |
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± wrote:
laura bush - VEHICULAR HOMICIDE wrote:
On Sun, 4 Jun 2006 16:50:10 -0400, "Richard Bone"
<dickbone@hotmail.com> wrote:
Last month my neighbor came over to complain about me parking my car in his
driveway. All those mornings when he was out cutting his grass while I was
trying to sleep in, I didn't complain about it to him. But the first time I
park my car in his driveway, he has a fit about it! He finally got around
to asking me why I had parked in his driveway, and I told him I had flipped
off some niggers down the street, and I didn't want them knowing where I
lived. My neighbor punched my lights out, and I woke up in the hospital.
But to make matters worse, one of those niggers I flipped off happened to be
my doctor! Boy did I regret giving him the bird! That colonoscopy was the
most painful thing I ever experienced. Please don't make the mistake I
made. Ignore the niggers and your ***** won't be making you sleep standing
up.
*****
And the mexicans are ten times worse. Just say no to beaners. America
is for americans.
Let's start by getting rid of all the Taco Bells and Jack in the Box's.
If I hear "You want Yumbo Yack?" one more time I'm gonna scream.
do u mean native americans u facist right wing nazi red neck wanker
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| User: "=?iso-8859-1?Q?=B1?=" |
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| Title: Re: Some advice to this group |
13 Jun 2006 08:43:44 PM |
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7gg10 wrote:
± wrote:
laura bush - VEHICULAR HOMICIDE wrote:
On Sun, 4 Jun 2006 16:50:10 -0400, "Richard Bone"
<dickbone@hotmail.com> wrote:
Last month my neighbor came over to complain about me parking my car in his
driveway. All those mornings when he was out cutting his grass while I was
trying to sleep in, I didn't complain about it to him. But the first time I
park my car in his driveway, he has a fit about it! He finally got around
to asking me why I had parked in his driveway, and I told him I had flipped
off some niggers down the street, and I didn't want them knowing where I
lived. My neighbor punched my lights out, and I woke up in the hospital.
But to make matters worse, one of those niggers I flipped off happened to be
my doctor! Boy did I regret giving him the bird! That colonoscopy was the
most painful thing I ever experienced. Please don't make the mistake I
made. Ignore the niggers and your ***** won't be making you sleep standing
up.
*****
And the mexicans are ten times worse. Just say no to beaners. America
is for americans.
Let's start by getting rid of all the Taco Bells and Jack in the Box's.
If I hear "You want Yumbo Yack?" one more time I'm gonna scream.
do u mean native americans u facist right wing nazi red neck wanker
Injuns?
Just exchange their welfare checks for some firewater, that should make
everyone happy.
--
http://www.bedoper.com/snuh
*********************************************************************
* GEORGE BUSH WIPES HIS ***** WITH THE ____________ *
* CONSTITUTION AGAIN! / / \ *
* __ __ __ _ | WE | ( ) | *
* | | / \ | | | | | THE |\__ / *
* | |__ | () | | |__ |_| |PEOPLE | *
* |_____| \__/ |_____| (_) |________| *
* *
*********************************************************************
* BTW, George Bush's head looks like a chimp. *
* *
* .-"-. _________________________________ *
* _/.-.-.\_ / \ *
* ( o o ) | Executive Privilege r0><3r$!!! | *
* |/ " \| _-_ \_ _____________________________/ *
* \ .0 ./ | / | / *
* \ / / / |/ *
* /`"""`--/ / / *
* / / *
* / ' ./ *
* | \_____/ *
* *
*********************************************************************
WTF is Fred Ziffel?
-------
/ \
/ \ /-----\
| (@) | | SnuH |
| (O) | \_ ___/
| / | ||
| \ /_ / //
\ \____/ / /
\ /
\_____,
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| User: "Bill High, Marijuana Guy" |
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| Title: Re: Some advice to this group |
09 Jun 2006 08:46:27 PM |
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7gg10 wrote:
± wrote:
laura bush - VEHICULAR HOMICIDE wrote:
On Sun, 4 Jun 2006 16:50:10 -0400, "Richard Bone"
<dickbone@hotmail.com> wrote:
Last month my neighbor came over to complain about me parking my car in his
driveway. All those mornings when he was out cutting his grass while I was
trying to sleep in, I didn't complain about it to him. But the first time I
park my car in his driveway, he has a fit about it! He finally got around
to asking me why I had parked in his driveway, and I told him I had flipped
off some niggers down the street, and I didn't want them knowing where I
lived. My neighbor punched my lights out, and I woke up in the hospital.
But to make matters worse, one of those niggers I flipped off happened to be
my doctor! Boy did I regret giving him the bird! That colonoscopy was the
most painful thing I ever experienced. Please don't make the mistake I
made. Ignore the niggers and your ***** won't be making you sleep standing
up.
*****
And the mexicans are ten times worse. Just say no to beaners. America
is for americans.
Let's start by getting rid of all the Taco Bells and Jack in the Box's.
If I hear "You want Yumbo Yack?" one more time I'm gonna scream.
do u mean native americans u facist right wing nazi red neck wanker
Yawn
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| User: "±" |
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| Title: Re: ±, Curly Haired Tight Tranny Fucked & Cumshot |
09 Jun 2006 03:02:24 PM |
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±<h0plibbb_oili@hotmail.com>wrote:
Uneducated jaihouse-turnout with dismal schwartz and moist
heinie-highway needs free-hanging love sceptre for indomitable goob
loobin'. Mail me at <h0plibbb_oili@hotmail.com>
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| User: "=?ISO-8859-1?Q?=A7nuhwolf?=" |
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| Title: Re: Some advice to this group |
05 Jun 2006 09:03:42 AM |
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laura bush - VEHICULAR HOMICIDE wrote:
On Sun, 4 Jun 2006 16:50:10 -0400, "Richard Bone"
<dickbone@hotmail.com> wrote:
Last month my neighbor came over to complain about me parking my car
in his
driveway. All those mornings when he was out cutting his grass while
I was
trying to sleep in, I didn't complain about it to him. But the first
time I
park my car in his driveway, he has a fit about it! He finally got
around
to asking me why I had parked in his driveway, and I told him I had
flipped
off some niggers down the street, and I didn't want them knowing
where I
lived. My neighbor punched my lights out, and I woke up in the
hospital.
But to make matters worse, one of those niggers I flipped off
happened to be
my doctor! Boy did I regret giving him the bird! That colonoscopy
was the
most painful thing I ever experienced. Please don't make the mistake
I
made. Ignore the niggers and your ***** won't be making you sleep
standing
up.
*****
And the mexicans are ten times worse. Just say no to beaners. America
is for americans.
The border fence means LOVE :)
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www.alternet.org
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| User: "§nuhwolf" |
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| Title: Re: Some advice to this group |
05 Jun 2006 09:19:36 AM |
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=?ISO-8859-1?Q?=A7nuhwolf?= <snuhwolf5150@hotmail.com>, the passage and
alley cleaner, bitched:
FUCKING ARSE MONKEY The border fence means LOVE :) FUCKING SHEEP
*****'S ***** SPHINCTER KNOB RAPE FUDGEPACKER DISCHARGE
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| User: "Uncle Vic" |
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| Title: Re: Some advice to this group |
04 Jun 2006 05:49:34 PM |
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Once upon a time in alt.atheism, dear sweet Richard Bone
(dickbone@hotmail.com) made the light shine upon us with this:
"Some advice to this group"
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.fan.art.bell,
alt.snuh,alt.fan.karl-
malden.nose,rec.arts.drwho,alt.atheism,alt.support.diet.low-
carb,alt.fan.rush-limbaugh,alt.fan.howard-stern
Which one, *****?
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Uncle Vic
aa Atheist #2011
Supervisor, EAC Department of little adhesive-backed "L" shaped
chrome-plastic doo-dads to add feet to Jesus fish department
The laws that require me to NOT kill people I don't like REALLY bug
me, or there would be many less of YOUR kind.
-John Weatherly
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