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"Doc Smartass" |
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19 Sep 2005 10:18:33 PM |
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Some jokes... |
Q: What's George Bush's position on Roe v. Wade?
A: He really doesn't care how people get out of New Orleans.
And...
Little Earl was in his fifth grade class when the teacher asked the
children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers
came up - fireman, policeman, salesman, etc.
Earl was being uncharacteristically quiet, and so the teacher asked him
about his father.
"My father's an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off all his
clothes in front of other men. Sometimes, if the offer's really good,
he'll go out to the alley with some guy and have sex with him for
money."
The teacher, shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other children
to work on some coloring, and then took Little Earl aside. "Is that
really true about your father?" she asked.
"No," said Earl, "he works for the Bush administration, but I was too
embarrassed to say that in front of the other kids."
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Dr. Smartass -- BAAWA Knight of Heckling -- a.a. #1939
My president is incompetenter than your prime minister.
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| User: "Denis Loubet" |
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| Title: Re: Some jokes... |
20 Sep 2005 02:44:38 AM |
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"Doc Smartass" <gekiskivviesdo@astroboyskivviesmail.com> wrote in message
news:Xns96D6B05F3E169askifyouwantit@216.77.188.18...
Q: What's George Bush's position on Roe v. Wade?
A: He really doesn't care how people get out of New Orleans.
Hey, how come everyone I told that to had already heard it?
Darn!
--
Denis Loubet
dloubet@io.com
http://www.io.com/~dloubet
http://www.ashenempires.com
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| User: "Doc Smartass" |
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| Title: Re: Some jokes... |
22 Sep 2005 12:43:56 AM |
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"Denis Loubet" <dloubet@io.com> wrote in
news:1PydncgdjdwM6rLeRVn-ug@io.com:
"Doc Smartass" <gekiskivviesdo@astroboyskivviesmail.com> wrote in
message news:Xns96D6B05F3E169askifyouwantit@216.77.188.18...
Q: What's George Bush's position on Roe v. Wade?
A: He really doesn't care how people get out of New Orleans.
Hey, how come everyone I told that to had already heard it?
They're faster than me =D
--
Dr. Smartass -- BAAWA Knight of Heckling -- a.a. #1939
My president is incompetenter than your prime minister.
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| User: "Mark K. Bilbo" |
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| Title: Re: Some jokes... |
19 Sep 2005 11:02:59 PM |
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In <Xns96D6B05F3E169askifyouwantit@216.77.188.18>, Doc Smartass
<gekiskivviesdo@astroboyskivviesmail.com> wrote:
Q: What's George Bush's position on Roe v. Wade?
A: He really doesn't care how people get out of New Orleans.
<snork>
You hear that FEMA is gearing up to ignore Rita?
And...
Little Earl was in his fifth grade class when the teacher asked the
children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came
up - fireman, policeman, salesman, etc.
Earl was being uncharacteristically quiet, and so the teacher asked him
about his father.
"My father's an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off all his
clothes in front of other men. Sometimes, if the offer's really good,
he'll go out to the alley with some guy and have sex with him for money."
The teacher, shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other children to
work on some coloring, and then took Little Earl aside. "Is that really
true about your father?" she asked.
"No," said Earl, "he works for the Bush administration, but I was too
embarrassed to say that in front of the other kids."
Who wouldn't be?
--
Mark K. Bilbo
--------------------------------------------------
"We're angry, Mr. President, and we'll be angry long
after our beloved city and surrounding parishes have
been pumped dry. Our people deserved rescuing.
Many who could have been were not. That's to the
government's shame."
http://makeashorterlink.com/?F2D511CBB
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| User: "Doc Smartass" |
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| Title: Re: Some jokes... |
20 Sep 2005 02:42:09 AM |
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"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in
news:1cmdnf5MZbQ93rLeRVn-tQ@megapath.net:
In <Xns96D6B05F3E169askifyouwantit@216.77.188.18>, Doc Smartass
<gekiskivviesdo@astroboyskivviesmail.com> wrote:
Q: What's George Bush's position on Roe v. Wade?
A: He really doesn't care how people get out of New Orleans.
<snork>
You hear that FEMA is gearing up to ignore Rita?
I heard they've been made aware of Katrina, now.
--
Dr. Smartass -- BAAWA Knight of Heckling -- a.a. #1939
My president is incompetenter than your prime minister.
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| User: "Mark K. Bilbo" |
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| Title: Re: Some jokes... |
20 Sep 2005 03:45:42 AM |
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In <Xns96D6DD0F38915askifyouwantit@216.77.188.18>, Doc Smartass
<gekiskivviesdo@astroboyskivviesmail.com> wrote:
"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in
news:1cmdnf5MZbQ93rLeRVn-tQ@megapath.net:
In <Xns96D6B05F3E169askifyouwantit@216.77.188.18>, Doc Smartass
<gekiskivviesdo@astroboyskivviesmail.com> wrote:
Q: What's George Bush's position on Roe v. Wade?
A: He really doesn't care how people get out of New Orleans.
<snork>
You hear that FEMA is gearing up to ignore Rita?
I heard they've been made aware of Katrina, now.
Actually, they're busy right now showing up for the Northridge quake...
--
Mark K. Bilbo
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"We're angry, Mr. President, and we'll be angry long
after our beloved city and surrounding parishes have
been pumped dry. Our people deserved rescuing.
Many who could have been were not. That's to the
government's shame."
http://makeashorterlink.com/?F2D511CBB
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| User: "Uncle Buck" |
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| Title: Re: Some jokes... |
20 Sep 2005 02:32:23 AM |
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On Mon, 19 Sep 2005 22:18:33 GMT, Doc Smartass
<gekiskivviesdo@astroboyskivviesmail.com> wrote:
Q: What's George Bush's position on Roe v. Wade?
A: He really doesn't care how people get out of New Orleans.
It took a moment or two, but when it finally dawned on me - ROTFLMAO!
:-)
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L8r,
Uncle Buck
_o-O=~_o-O=~_o-O=~_o-O=~_o-O=~_o-O=~_o-O=
Those first to step up and say,
"Now is not the time for placing blame"
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...are quite often to blame....
_o-O=~_o-O=~_o-O=~_o-O=~_o-O=~_o-O=~_o-O=
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| User: "Doc Smartass" |
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| Title: Re: Some jokes... |
22 Sep 2005 12:46:17 AM |
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Uncle Buck <UncleBuck@SpamMeNot.com> wrote in
news:p4tui1583fvq1j40ith9c27biqc5ggj2jo@4ax.com:
On Mon, 19 Sep 2005 22:18:33 GMT, Doc Smartass
<gekiskivviesdo@astroboyskivviesmail.com> wrote:
Q: What's George Bush's position on Roe v. Wade?
A: He really doesn't care how people get out of New Orleans.
It took a moment or two, but when it finally dawned on me - ROTFLMAO!
=D
--
Dr. Smartass -- BAAWA Knight of Heckling -- a.a. #1939
My president is incompetenter than your prime minister.
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| User: "Uncle Vic" |
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| Title: Re: Some jokes... |
20 Sep 2005 12:02:16 AM |
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Once upon a time in alt.atheism, dear sweet Doc Smartass
(gekiskivviesdo@astroboyskivviesmail.com) made the light shine upon us
with this:
Q: What's George Bush's position on Roe v. Wade?
A: He really doesn't care how people get out of New Orleans.
And...
Little Earl was in his fifth grade class when the teacher asked the
children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers
came up - fireman, policeman, salesman, etc.
Earl was being uncharacteristically quiet, and so the teacher asked him
about his father.
"My father's an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off all his
clothes in front of other men. Sometimes, if the offer's really good,
he'll go out to the alley with some guy and have sex with him for
money."
The teacher, shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other children
to work on some coloring, and then took Little Earl aside. "Is that
really true about your father?" she asked.
"No," said Earl, "he works for the Bush administration, but I was too
embarrassed to say that in front of the other kids."
HEH....
What do you call E.T's pregnant sister?
(scroll down)
E.Z.
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Uncle Vic
aa#2011
Supervisor, EAC Department of little adhesive-backed "L" shaped
chrome-plastic doo-dads to add feet to Jesus fish department
http://home.comcast.net/~vickman/
Plonked by Raytard
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